Where Do You Think You Are? (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by _whistler

[–][deleted] 131 points132 points  (35 children)

You don’t want to work on your physique because that would just be putting pussy on a pedestal and you shouldn’t have to change your body when you can just pretend to be ALFAAAAA

Totally off topic thought. I never thought of my weight lifting like that, I don't even do it for the pussy anymore; I just do it to be shredded as fuck. Life is fun when people look at you and think "this is what I could be, but instead im a fat fuck." And im not gona lie, I do feel like im on the top of the genetic food chain whenever I go out because the ratio of fat to fit is like 10,000:1. If you aren't shredded, its hard to appreciate how fucking awesome being shredded is. You can put me in a toaster car, with unfashionable clothes, and seemingly no future and I will still be better than 90% of the sad fucks out there who think that 200$ shoes and driving a truck makes you desirable. You cant buy the will and commitment it takes to be a fucking beautiful man. You can take away all of my shit but you would have to take my life to be better than me; this is how it feels to be an aesthetic as fuck man, this is how I imagine being alpha feels like in its purest form. /rant

Edit: first time ever getting gold. Thanks bros

[–]Vordraper 15 points16 points  (19 children)

Just started exercising this month and I'm not gonna lie it feels fucking awesome to just sweat, the feeling you get after treadmill is like a 3 minute orgasm. I don't know why body acceptance is still a thing, like have they even tried? I want to make a manlet shatter just by looking at me. And I've taken the first step.

[–]Elodrian 10 points11 points  (12 children)

I hear people say things like that, but I have never enjoyed running. Track or treadmill, doesn't matter. Even if I am not exhausted, mostlt I just find it really really boring. Its an hour of thinking "34 minutes to go at 12 km per hour that's 6.8 km more." I just do arithmetic for an hour, its so dull. There's no three minute orgasm. Just a mind-numbing hour and then sore calves.

[–]Ehcadroj 9 points10 points  (3 children)

You're running wrong - you gotta run outside and with adventure. You're in your own fucking little world inside your head when you run properly; like being high on MJ. Interestingly, biochemically they're very close, the runner's high and being high.

[–]justmanthings 2 points3 points  (2 children)

intense hiking + cannabis changed my life. Seriously.

I had always enjoyed hiking... but never enough to love it or to get to the mountains on a regular basis. Then I discovered weed later in life (grew up in a very religious culture where weed = hell) and used it on an intense hike.

I fell in love. It completely changed my emotional relationship with exercise and the outdoors. And now a few years later I'm still madly in love with the outdoors, even when I'm not high. It's just magical. It helped my lose 40 lbs too.

[–]chickenbuttenders 0 points1 point  (1 child)

get out of here with your drug abuse

[–]Ehcadroj 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use without purpose is abuse, I'm not in disagreement there; however, if there is use with purpose beyond the stereotypical effects, well, I got a graduate degree in electroanalytical pharmacology out of my "drug abuse".

[–]Vordraper 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably because I'm unfit as fuck and just started. Different minds too, I find the dizzying adds to the pleasure.

[–]erokk88 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Run outside in beautiful or new places. Run downtown and people watch as you run, go run a hiking trail(this can be tough but beautiful). I can't be a hamster on a wheel either.

[–]Mouthpiece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get out of your head and get out of the math, and start focusing on experiencing your body.

I hate treadmills too, so most of my running is outside. Once you really get into with your body and connect with the world around you, you will start to feel things that you didn't know were possible. When you feel the want of the sun on your face, when you feel a refreshing sprinkle of rain, or a cool breeze in your bag, it's like the universe is pouring energy into you. And you're taking up energy and converting it into A man who is a little bit better than you were yesterday.

You can feel the exertion and your thighs, you can feel your breathing improving, you can feel how much faster you are today than you were yesterday, and it doesn't matter whether you're just running a mile or a marathon, putting your body to work and finding out that it gives back everything you put into it is an amazing feeling.

Maybe running isn't your thing. That's cool. I didn't like it for years, until I did. I don't know what changed, except my openness to experiencing it.

In fact, just describing it to you now makes me want to get off my ass (Unfortunately I'm in a sedentary profession) and go put in some work.

[–]meet_me_at_high_noon 4 points5 points  (1 child)

You're doing it wrong. Find a local race that's cheap (up here we have three or four races that cost 5 bucks and run weekly) and compete against other people. You wanna test your manhood, race against other men. Or better yet, pick a backroad on a warm saturday morning and run further than you thought you could.

The other day I mapped out a 13 miler. Thought I had the route planned but I took a wrong turn and came out in a different state. At that point I could give up or keep goimg javing no idea how long a run it would be. I kept going and eventually found my way home. Turned into a 19 mile run. You haven't lived, my friend, until you've ran so far that youre no longer arguing with your body but with your mind, clawing for every single fuckin inch, desparate to prove that your anceators who evolved on the plains of africa weren't the only ones capable of this kind of effort, body aching, lungs heaving. Its the most alive I've ever felt. The sweat all gone, dried into salt on your body, losing ten pounds in the process. Running is just as much about being a man as lifting is.

[–]deenmeister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I could upvote more than once.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

What do you have against short men?

[–]Vordraper 8 points9 points  (4 children)

The way I see it

manlets =/= short men

short men are short men

manlets are short men who act like bitter assholes

[–]Buscemi123 5 points6 points  (1 child)

As a short man I have to say that your post is spot on

[–]Vordraper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can not and refuse to judge a person because of something they cannot choose to be, I can however judge those whom are so insecure in themselves that they let something so insignificant control their outlooks.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Ah I misunderstood the term manlet. Thanks for clarifying, I was kind of shocked at your comment at first but I'm glad to see I was mistaken.

[–]Vordraper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, no problem, it's just my perception.

[–]Stargazer34 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm with you here, Wheymen!

I never started lifting for pussy but it is a side effect, AFTER you really put in work. I started lifting about a year before College and went from Fat fuck to skinny fat, then I really got into training. I remember my first 315 lbs pull, then my first 405 lbs ( people started noticing around this time) then finally 500 lbs deadlift and you start to sweat Testosterone, I could walk into the Gym, mall, store whatever and all eyes would be drawn to the two guns I had holstered in my sleeves.

Put the work in for yourself mates.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

We're all gonna make it brah.

[–]moiez326 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sometimes, the heaviest things we lift are not weights but our feels.

We're all indeed gonna make it bruh.

[–]kazaul 0 points1 point  (11 children)

Interesting. Not even remotely fit ( healthy size but nothing to power it) and I've shied serious fitness because... well, it's so damn easy to loose what you gain. I keep pushing myself to do smth every day that hurts my body just to get used to it but at the end of the day I have a huge problem valuing my body. I adore fit men. I like looking at them and imagining what it would be like. But I cannot find the goddamn willpower to prioritize body over mind and hell forbid anyone says it's good for me because I get snide and put up walls. Even if I know it is essential, even if I know I would like it, the fact my mind prevailed where my body failed (birth defects; minor but I notice them) in the past just... ugh.

I really hate that part of me. Haven't figured out what switch I gotta flip to get around it yet.

[–]ason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just find something you enjoy. No one has to motivate me to squat or deadlift every week because I love that shit. I start getting cranky if I miss a few sessions.

There are so many choices. HIIT, rock climbing, jiu jitsu, strongman, rugby, etc. Anyone can find a fitness regimen that doubles as a hobby.

[–]superyay 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Your body is the meat vehicle you ride through life. Just like a car, you need to maintain it and feed it good fuel if you don't want it to unsuspectingly break down on you. The only difference is that you only get one, where with a car you can just buy another. If you don't treat your car like shit, why would you treat yourself like shit?

[–]the99percent1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Wrong, unlike a car, your body requires resistance training. Lifting heavy weights makes your muscle grow bigger. Running increases your bodies fitness.

You need to exercise and work your body. The car on the other hand, is better off staying garaged.

[–]truchisoft 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not easy if you do it for years, its easy if you did it for a couple of months and the gains are not real.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its hard to lose what you gain, unless you starve yourself or stop lifting for years. Before I became serious, I had lifted for a few months once a year for a few years. Every workout built me up, and the muscle I lost from taking several months off would come back quick and be surpassed with new gains each time. Once you see progress that will be motivation enough imo.

[–]ReddishBlack 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Lol I took 8 months off lifting and my gains were still there, and returned after two months back in the gym.

Your body is your mind. It produces chemicals that travel straight through every part of your brain, influencing your every thought. The way you think of your body is a measure of your own value. If your body is filled with shit chemicals and thoughts, you are not going to perform mentally.

If you want respond to this with some garbage excuse, don't even waste my time. It is an insult to the effort I'm taking to enlighten you. There is work and there is laziness. That is it. Excuses stopped being good enough a long time ago.

[–]kazaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Contrarily, I value just this kinda thing because I obviously have a mental hangup. Just reading replies will not change me but simple stuff such as you say: my mind is part of my body. I never even realized that, though it is painfully obvious.

By having no experience and hence no idea what I am dealing with, I imagine the worst. I miss what is essential and that is why I value these replies.

I will not change by tomorrow. It may take months, maybe longer, but learning to take care of my body is one goal I refuse to give up on.

[–]loveofnotes 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think you missed the point of the post

[–]kazaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously. I am trying to understand something I don't yet - hence why I replied.

[–]brokenshelf 53 points54 points  (3 children)

I don't know how long you were away, but welcome back! You've probably noticed that the sub has ballooned to an astonishing 100k+, which I think is to blame for the uptick in nonsense posts. Like any movement or organization or forum, the loudest ones get the most attention while those doing the work do so behind the scenes, quietly. A lot of men are attempting to come to grips with some really awful, hard-to-swallow information, and that bleeds through in their posts. An unfortunate side effect of swallowing the pill, but a necessary and unavoidable one.

Man is his own worst enemy. Confronting him is the hardest part.

[–]2wiseclockcounter 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Necessary in some respects, but when people's misguided bullshit compounds into the sum of newcomers' experience is when we have a problem. As what's his face recently reposted from _Whisper, or whosit, about "how to read a trp post", it's important to recognize what stage someone's at when they write their post... but i've seen so many shit posts where the overwhelming majority of the thread is missing the greater truth. And that's what this sub needs to be- the actual truth.

so to those who are with it (a camp of which i'd like to consider myself a member) I would urge you to take a minute and type out that paragraph or two, or click the downvote button. concern trolling is banned, but calling out bullshit isn't- it's what the sub is built on.

[–]kazaul 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I'm not exactly 'in it' but I've been reading the 'sphere for a year plus and it's the same all around. Back in the day I just shut up and keep doing the same. I'll call bull here and there but the sheer butthurt just makes me shrug and wanna hang out with positive folk instead. I bet quite a few feel this way. Yet we have no wish for a voice because we learned most of the lessons and are tired of denial, anger, and negotiation - been there, done that.

Doesn't help that this is an online forum, thus I have no stake or connection to anyone posting, and therefore little motivation to call people out - no return on the investment; simpler to stick to discussions worthy of interest (i.e. upvote over downvote).

But I see what you're saying. Should maybe take on some responsibility.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should maybe take on some responsibility.

Yes you should. All of us should for the betterment of men and society. A quick look over the sub main page looks like its devolved into a pathetic PUA/MRA forum.

Aspire to Ubermensch brother

[–]1twinyix 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Fuck man thank you! It's been a while since I've seen your posts. I remember when I first joined and this sub had around 20k subs I had just faced the hard truth that telling your girlfriend that you "love her" every day will only make her reach faster for a new branch. Back in 2013, TRP essentially told me that I was a spineless fat fuck with no balls.

I love the language. It's real, straight talk. There's no sugar coating the language. No political correctness. Just the truth. There's no subtlety in telling someone they're a spineless fat fuck with no balls. The language here doesn't make you depressed, it makes you angry.

Men that come here have (not) been fucked and have been economically and emotionally castrated. By the virtue of our TestosteroneTM , we men are prideful.

Who the fuck do you think you are telling me I'm nothing?! In our feminized society, that's the kick in the ass one needs for true introspection. You have read The Red Pill, you have seen the truth argued logically based on evidence and fact. There's no fucking denying that this is the way the world works.

You can either do one of two things:
1. Ignore it and blame society/women/your beta or nonexistent father.
2. Accept it and be a goddamned man.

Fuck you /u/_whistler for reminding me that I am nothing and thank you for reminding me that I Don't Give A Fuck.

For all of you "a lot of butt hurt little faggots" read One Key Step to Not Giving a Fuck on the sidebar. That's what I needed to hear.

[–]_whistler[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fuck you too, brother. Keep moving forward.

[–]NeoreactionSafe 26 points27 points  (22 children)

I've been here since about 40k subscribers.

Things change here often. We seem to get waves where things go in one direction then you get another group that gets pissed off enough to push it somewhere else.

This is good...

I've been grappling with some of Nietzsche's ideas about Drive and Desire and Red Pill seems to go back and forth with focusing on such themes.

The MGTOW is the person who completely abandons all drive. In some ways that's the easiest to understand and most honest.

The Infertile Alpha is a weird concept. Basically there are guys that claim "Alpha feelings" but then have no drive to actually pass their DNA to the future.

Would Genghis Khan Spin Plates?

Hell no, he was Alpha and the DNA of humanity is proof of it. (it wasn't symbolic recreational sex)

Red Pill can be weird sometimes... it's not fully figured out yet.

[–]Dr_HoaxArthurWilmoth 18 points19 points  (6 children)

Genghis Khan didn't have to pay child support. More than 8 babies from different mommas can break a professional athlete in today's society.
How many incredible theories have Einstein's children written? Don't rely on your brood to propagate your supposed greatness. Greatness doesn't care how many kids your dickboxes punch out.

[–]magus678 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Yeah there are a lot of holes in this kind of thinking. The modern world has much different kinds of threats than man used to.

We are tasked with retaining their visceral masculinity while at the same time navigating waters that are simply alien to our genetics. Not impossible, but our challenges and Genghis' are not the same.

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[–]NeoreactionSafe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the attitude.

Yes... things are massively fucked up and defeat in everything seems certain, but somehow through Red Pill we summon some animal passion to want to fight and find a way to win.

We might all go down losers... but we gave it everything.

I'm not saying you take the Beta Bait and cave into the feminine imperative, but instead to define a reality where you execute your drives.

I don't care if I lose... I'm not quitting though... (until I'm dead)

[–]magus678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Essentially, yes.

At least, relative to scale. The amount of lineage he had selecting for those skills is far greater than for navigating health insurance plans and the like. The speed at which the world changes is increasing.

I don't make the comparison as a cop out; simply that the context has changed some. Our task is still to succeed regardless.

[–]ChadThundercockII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can have 20 from different women in non-western countries and wouldn't cost you too much. But you still have to feed them and get them to school to become geniuses. The trick is to get each wife to accept the other.

[–]NeoreactionSafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay.., I get it.

So if it takes effort to achieve your drive you just give up and pick a desire that makes you feel better.

That makes sense.

[–]let_terror_reign 7 points8 points  (6 children)

I like some of your posts, they really resonate with me . But by and large I wonder if you're always high man idk why

[–]1beerthroway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damnit, I don't care if he's actually high or not but I'm going to read his posts that way from now on. Cannot unsee.

[–]magus678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I described him once as some kind of computer program that was cobbling together buzz words and other material to create his posts.

Strange capitalization, not ever really answering a question directly, that sort of thing.

By and large I have made my peace with it, but I can't get over the just weird vibe I get from him. Glad to see I'm not the only one to notice this.

[–]NeoreactionSafe -3 points-2 points  (3 children)

No, actually I'm typically 100% sober.

I'm a high IQ guy (145) so my mind sees a hell of a lot more than regular folks.

Typically I get some deep insight and try to get that idea across and it takes a while of rehashing the idea until it gets understood.

I'm patient... I understand people can at times see me as coming from a different planet. (or some bizarre software program)

In public if there is some practical need to be a "regular guy" I can play that part well. The Laws of Power are valid.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I'm a high IQ guy (145) so my mind sees a hell of a lot more than regular folks.

That's some bullshit if I ever read it.

[–]NeoreactionSafe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can you explain?

I was tested by a long series of tests back in 1974 or so (looking to have me skip a grade) and found to have a 145 IQ. I've taken tests over the years and that number has stayed constant. I worked as a computer programmer back when it was the "Wild West" and many shared my high IQ. But I also raced motocross, BMX, and mountain bikes and had a bunch of trophies, so I've always been athletic. Until high school I was the most athletic kid. It was about sophmore year when guys started exceeding me... I'm 5' 11" and about 185 lbs and haven't changed much since I was 14 years old. (early growth spurt in my family). Still in great shape today.

So that's pretty much what my image should be.

Upper Middle Class. Two college degrees.


I want to thank Red Pill for suggesting Ashwagandha. There has been some concern that I might have cancer and Ashwagandha seems to lower stress levels and it seems to be improving things for me. (like it might actually arrest cancer cell growth) It also seems to be increasing my muscle mass. The stuff tastes bad, but I mix it into my morning pancakes (full tablespoon) and it is okay.

Just bought two pounds of powder for $34.

[–]_the_shape_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I've been grappling with some of Nietzsche's ideas about Drive and Desire and Red Pill seems to go back and forth with focusing on such themes.

TRP material straight from WTP - "Delight in women, as in a perhaps smaller but more delicate and ethereal kind of creature. What joy to encounter creature who have only dancing, foolishness, and finery in their heads! They have been the delight of every very tense and profound male soul whose life was weighed down with great responsibilities."

He knew how sad it would be for a rare type, perhaps man in general, to screw up his path in life for something that requires only a small dose of seriousness to handle optimally - women

[–]NeoreactionSafe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I think the point of Red Pill is to have better tools to manage women.

I reject this notion that we must divert our drives and go off into satisfying desires. The whole point is to allow us to pursue our drives with a better chance of success.

The Beta allows his drives to be sublimated into desires... are we so different if we only seek sex, but not children?

It's like getting half way to Alpha... the Infertile Alpha.

[–]Paranoidexboyfriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Genghis Khan lived in the United States he'd be in jail for not paying child support. You can believe redpill tenets without carrying about evolution and genes.

There is no benefit to passing on your genes outside of your own ego. Who cares if the gene pool has a percentage of your DNA? Once I'm dead and my consciousness has ceased to exist I wont give a shit about what's alive and walking on this earth. Red Pill is about maximizing my enjoyment for the time while I'm here, period. I spin plates because I like having lots of sex with different women. I don't get married or knock women up because I don't want to be held ransom to child support and I want to spend my time doing shit I actually enjoy instead of caring for some woman's uterine parasites.

[–]68461674897051454980 0 points1 point  (3 children)

is this the logic married "redpillers" use to justify being married?

[–]NeoreactionSafe 3 points4 points  (1 child)

They usually already are married and then woke up.

Red Pill is simply a discussion of sexual strategy so we get all voices here, but at times the self indulgent voices drown out the Alpha males.


If Hugh Hefner never had children would ANYONE admire him?

[–]68461674897051454980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can anyone admire him now after trying to wife that ho who dumped him, ran off with dr phils son, then came crawling back and he still married her? lol

[–]magus678 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You want to flesh that question out a little more?

[–]agentsmolder 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Literally have been through this shit in my own life. I found myself many times coming up with another excuse why I couldn't get a relationship going, why I don't get laid, why I didn't get born into alpha male status. And each time I seriously have told my self what you have wrote here, quit being a bitch, find your balls, and BE A MAN. Making up excuses does not get you anywhere, it might make you feel good knowing it wasn't your fault (actually, it really is in a lot of cases) but thinking about all that really doesn't do much for you when it comes to pulling your life together in a way which will benefit you towards interacting with women. You have to accept the harsh realities, then do something about it, as uncomfortable as those realities may be.

OP, thank you for posting this reminder of the men we actually are.

"Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one." - Bruce Lee

[–]FattestRabbit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sack up, cupcakes. You were born a man

I know we have no motto, but if we ever did, god damn should this be it. Great post.

[–]mryddlin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is a shit reply buuuut...

+1 for Crom.. Good speech

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post is important for the current state of affairs. The sub has taken a quick nose dive into pseudo-masculine faggotry.

[–]MajorStyles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Your balls are all that matter."

  • THIS. You can do all the approaches in the world, learn all the clever openers, but at the end of the day, you either stand for something or you don't.

Ever since I swallowed the red pill, every woman I have ever been with has fallen for me hard. One simple reason - I hold them 100% accountable. I draw a line in the sand. If they cross it once, I warn them. If they cross it twice, they are done.

To quote Tony Montana, "The only thing that gives orders is balls."

[–]thredditsowaway 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My only complaint about this post is that it's too long to make into a poster or background of any kind so I'm forced to read it every day.

[–]1ThumpNuts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You've been missed. Not that I was here from the beginning but there are a lot of neophytes new to "The Red Pill" that still don't get it - and yeah - I'd include at least one mod in the mix.

This is not the relationships subreddit, where men and women whine about how unfair their SO’s are being under the guise of asking for advice.

My favorite are the whiners who rail against a woman when she reveals herself to be a "slut." Wake up shitheads, they're ALL fucking sluts! [ok, not all, but enough to say "all"]. On one hand they robotically repeat the mantra "AWALT," -- on the other hand, they forget what the fuck that means. The men who get mad at women for being women have not learned a got-dammed thing. If you don't accept women for what they TRULY are, you're a fucking fool.

Keep on preaching. The more people who hear your 'voice' the better.

[–]Gogo4u 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are a man, shat into life upon this spinning orb by Nature, to stride boldly past extinctions and devastations and wars and famines and slaughters and rejections and shamings and sensitivity trainings and disciplinary hearings and downsizings and market crises and bankruptcies and foreclosures and arrests and prison rapings and death sentences, until you can do nothing but wield your cock in one hand and with the other grip your weighty ballsack, and scream with a mighty voice to the heavens



Deadlifts til I puke tonight!!!

[–]betterdeadthanblue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of this boils down to 'Shut the fuck up'. Its on each of us as the users to maintain the signal to noise ratio.

Make no excuses. Do what needs to be done. Thats it.

[–]Redpillc0re 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are the "classic", timeless posts and then there is everything else. You will rarely see a classic post but you WILL see it. The rest , i usually just skim fast. I sometimes wish the classic posts would linger for much longer so we could have a thorough discussion. I like to think that TRP is much different from the rest of hashtag-driven, forget-it-in-a-day reddit. Maybe it would help to have a slower-changing frontpage.

[–]wasthereadogwithyou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

EXCELLENT FUCKING POST! However, I didn't subscribe to red pill because I have trouble getting laid, or because I'm too lazy to work out. As a millennial, the girls of my generation are total sluts.... which is good, as far as getting laid goes, but bad, as far as forming a meaningful relationship goes. The second part depresses me, so here I am.

[–]bleed-red 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This just got my ass in the gym at 11:30pm. Incredible. Thank you.

[–]Endorsed Contributorbalalasaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Amen brother. A-fucking-men

[–]Ojisan1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are a man, shat into life upon this spinning orb by Nature, to stride boldly past extinctions and devastations and wars and famines and slaughters and rejections and shamings and sensitivity trainings and disciplinary hearings and downsizings and market crises and bankruptcies and foreclosures and arrests and prison rapings and death sentences, until you can do nothing but wield your cock in one hand and with the other grip your weighty ballsack, and scream with a mighty voice to the heavens...

This is pure fucking poetry.

Posts like this, infrequent though they may be, are why I stay subscribed.

Thank you for the dose of inspiration to keep going.

[–]Mightyskunk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, I'm glad to see you here.

[–]D_Man_Loves_You 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll have what he's having

[–]TitsAndWhiskey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bout fucking time. And while we're at it, what the fuck is up with all the "cringing?"

"Dude, I cringed so hard" "Ugh. Cringeworthy!"

Maybe it's just me, but cringing seems like such a faggot move. Do it all you want I guess, but do you have to fucking brag about it?

[–]DarkisKnight 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Thank god. Some fuckin' truth up in here. I too have noticed the trend.

This can't get enough upvotes. Somebody gild this motherfucker.

[–]beetlebug06 0 points1 point  (1 child)

It would be nice if you could write this for women too.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You were born a man because Nature wanted you to know what it feels like to get a fucking sledgehammer to the gonads.

Damn boy, you've got it rights. Women has it fucking easy.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

>butthurt little faggots

Reading these posts must be like looking in a mirror, eh OP?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a thin line between concern trolling and providing needed content.

[–]newspaper_nerd 1 points1 points [recovered]

Has the post been archived anywhere? I'd like to read it.

[–]Wumpus1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When the going gets tough, do you quit or do you double down your effort? The true answer to that is a huge indicator if you have a winning mindset. If you are not pushing your own limits what are you living for?

[–]kazaul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes quitting is the winner mentality while loosers fumble along. Sometimes the opposite holds true. The correct answer to this seemingly binary question is to judge the situation correctly and act in your best interests while keeping potential consequences in mind.

[–]R3v4mp3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t get lost in your head. Use your testicles, use your >testosterone. Use your mind to LEARN, not to reinforce >the old ideas of your comfort zone.


Got in a LTR; last night decided to try and plate my first chick aince LTR is away for a few more months and it will do no harm and I'll make it clear that it's just a FWB thing.

It went so bad after the first kiss that I wanna cry and cringe. I was drunk and called the chick "kitty" (dumb douchebag calling). Hit her up today, she ain't answering.

My previous try (a few weeks ago) ended just as abruptly since I was talking to a chick, laughing and all and we were setting up a meet. I decided to tell her that after we see the town we can go at my place for a movie. Cue "I'm not that kind of girl" and we never talk again.

What did I learn? I thought of myself so highly that I ended becoming an entitled bitch that's all huff and no puff.

[–]Sir_Shitlord_focker -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So what posts are not meeting your standards and why ? It's easy to yap about manhood and then act like a little girl by criticizing without naming names.

Be a man.

[–]UlyssesElias -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

dude, I was not shat into life upon this spinning orb by Nature,

I was born because my momma rode one particular cock on the carousel: my dad's!

And because my dad fucked one particular plate: my mom!!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A typical brainless bitch, and a guy with balls, doing what millions of years of evolution have trained them to do best. That's literally the epitome of "shat into life by Nature."

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