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TL:DR; Learned the ways of Tinder, threw on a racey shirtless pic, instantly profited from sleuts.

Jesus what in the actual fuck? For the past two weeks I have introduced myself into the Tinder scene.

Over that time I matched with complete shit tier quality of women, fat whales, hardcore feminist, spammers, and best of all, dopamine fiending, instragram validation seeking whores.

Then, something changed. As the days progressed, and the matches continued to progress into a downward spiral, I told myself I had enough. Wiped my cringey ass beta bio, and simply implemented a bio which made me seem like a complete asshole. To top it off, I even added a shirtless pic. The response? Holy shit.

The tier of women which have swiped right, and are literally dtf, it's like I've stumbled across a honey pot...What in the flying fuck...? But now it's like I don't wanna fuck these women, it's like I'm on a power/ego trip...

(Now, had I not taken the red pill, I'd still be some self conscious bitch about my body image, and probably wouldn't have taken the necessary steps to improve, yet alone post actual pics on tinder.)


[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev48 points49 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

In two dimensions, looks-based SMV is all that matters, and if you post a pic showing off a buff upperbody, you are going to attract girls who are into that and are DTF.

It's all about fishing with the right bait.

[–]El_Shakiel17 points18 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

It's all about fishing with the right bait.

For a second a read that as "It's all about fisting..." and was nodding in approvement. ...then I read the rest and was like: "oh"

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev5 points6 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Fisting is all about frame, too, but it's not my thing. /shrugs

[–]zboo1h6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's amazing what a vagina can endure. Just look at Paul Ryan.

[–]Pelikahn1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I turned that bitch into a sock puppet, bitches love sock puppets.

[–]blue_dover 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

They love a /u/humansockpuppet

[–]TRP VanguardHumanSockPuppet1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Came for fisting jokes, then came thanks to a fisting joke.

[–]nice_and_friendly75 points76 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

imagine that

[–]1Shyrk20 points21 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I've had a very similar experience. It's all about broadcasting intent.

What kind of openers are you using on these girls?

[–]The_BitterTruth19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Hey"

[–]Bulk_king1115 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Saying the craziest shit is a lot more fun and actually provokes more responses and shows you're carefree. Tell them stupid shit like "I want you to fuck my wife"

Watch Eric Andre tinders swap so funny and actually shows how women respond to wild shit

[–]gamermainer18 points19 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Can we see what your profile looks like?

[–]nice_and_friendly26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

mine just says "professional guitarist" with pics that show off my muscles, my motorcycles, and me with other women. keep that shit short and sweet, no woman worth fucking who ever looks at your tinder profile gives two shits about your hobbies or how good you are at making clever puns. be a mystery instead

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (30 children) | Copy Link

I'll probably do this after I cut in the spring and have abs.

[–]RPAlternate4224 points25 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Don't eat for 12 hours, drink no water either. Wake up dry and sucked in.

Take the picture in the morning, right when you wake up.

[–]coloredzebra[S] 3 points4 points  (27 children) | Copy Link

Hey man, I by no means have abs, I'm currently on a cut as well, and was just looking lean as ever that day I took a pic! More power to you though, I'm on my first cut, it's quite fun.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thanks, that gives me hope. I might do it once I barely have abs, which isn't too hard in the right light if I haven't eaten a lot salt or overhydrated.

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[–]coloredzebra[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao, literally just flexing in a dusty ass mirror...

[–]thor_away920 points1 point  (19 children) | Copy Link

I want to compare your pic of your bod to mine wondering if I should do the same. I look good shirtless but zero abs. Genetic spare tire no matter what I do.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Need to get your ass on a diet homie! Get those abs poppin increase your smv

[–]coloredzebra[S] 7 points8 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

http://i.imgur.com/V5yWLHU.jpg

Yes, I know the quality appears potato.

I need to do more cardio...that was literally the leanest I have been, so far.

[–]AceBenedict2317 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Okay you gotta have elite facial aesthetics or I call BS. That pic is like when beginner gym goers are 2 months into 5x5.

[–]The__Tren__Train26 points27 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

lmao wtf.. you have no discernible muscle

damn chicks be thirsty

[–]Gawernator3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah I was expecting ripped adonis lol. Dang

[–]postreformedpua2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He isn't a fatty, that's what most want IMO.

[–]phuckyothots10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

.... really?

[–]LordThunderbolt5 points6 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

lmao, wtf? You don't even look like you ever heard about lifting. Thats nuts. Show us your matches or you're lying. You're about as average as average gets.

[–]Gawernator0 points1 point  (7 children) | Copy Link

not really. Average today is potbelly or dad bod. Just being skinny with a flat stomach is top 30% nowadays

[–]LordThunderbolt2 points3 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Nah son.

[–]Gawernator0 points1 point  (5 children) | Copy Link

Look around... yeah most guys are fat. Unless you aren't in the USA.

[–]AceBenedict231 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Yeah and most guys are invisible to women. That pic OP put up is honestly quite awful. In every commercial gym in the world there's probably hundreds of males whose bodies look better.

I looked at the pic again and there's no muscle whatsoever. I call bullshit.

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[–]thor_away921 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Jesus fuck almighty you weren't kidding

[–]coloredzebra[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

How were the results?

[–]1v1mebruh0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

lmaaaooooo the flame youre getting for that pic. real talk man thats pretty surprising that chicks responded well to that.

[–]El_Shakiel0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

Why do people cut in Winter tho ? I dont get it. (legit question)

Wouldnt you rather want to bulk now and cut in spring instead ?

[–]The__Tren__Train0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

dnp is best during winter

[–]El_Shakiel0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeh I got this. But my question was "why?"

[–]The__Tren__Train0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

generally yes, gain size in winter, diet for the warmer months..

maybe people are in gaining phase during summer... I've done this - gone on a year-long gaining phase.. looks like OP could use a few of these.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Same thing bro. I posted some post gym pics and bam the sluts came lining up.

[–]refusewool0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Selfie?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

mirror

[–]LordThunderbolt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What's your physique like? Post pic.

[–]TeachMeRedPilling6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

An example of the before bio and after bio would go greatly appreciated.

[–]jgwould7141 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

God I love the saying honey pot lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What is your body fat percentage at homie? Post pic

[–]BusterVadge1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Soooo... pretty much everything you've learned here is true in real life then? :)

[–]hatefulreason0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

pics or it didn't happen

[–]BeyondDedication0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Let's see this pic and bio?

I use this and do ok, not greaaaat.

https://imgur.com/gallery/OIS3b

[–]LordThunderbolt1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Body looks solid but you gotta do something about the haircut and beard.

[–]Vitamin_Red0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What's your workout routine? You take any supplements?

[–]neverspagett0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

what % body fat is needed to make this work if you work out?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

About 12.57394807509483750943%.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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