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submitted by Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil

About two years ago I set the OK Cupid filter to Hispanic and sent 20 women the following message:
Ay Chica, I herd you was looking for a knight in shining armor. Girl I gotchu. Ima be your Conquistador girl. Ima conquer that pussy. Hit me up so we can drink hortchata while listening to Pit Bull on Latino 96.3. ¡Horale!
Two weeks later I was putting my Soviet Missile all up in the Caribbean like it was 1962.

I was met with outrage when I posted my tale of South American jungle conquest to the OK Cupid subreddit . The predominantly Non-Hispanic redditors of OK Cupid found my post offensive and decided to get offended on behalf of the women who sucked my dick. Their analysis was: you shouldn't send messages that might possibly offend someone whether or not they actually offend. No one bothered asking why my allegedly horrible message got more responses than that of The Cat Rapper.

The Red Pill on the other hand, offered an analysis that went beyond personal feelings. Yes the message is polarizing, however women are constantly flooded with compliments and generic bullshit. A message that makes her feel some type of way is more memorable and thus more likely to generate a response. Some of the responses are going to be: go fuck yourself and some are going to be: White boy you funny, pero stoopid. However both are preferable to the radio silence that betas receive. Offering Latin ladies Pit Bull rides and hortchata sips is a better strategy than beta flattery.

What differentiates Red Pill from other communities is that it's result oriented. The Red Pill encourages what works and discourages what doesn't. If someone posted groveling to The Red Pill he will be encouraged to pursue the cocky and funny strategy instead. If a fat guy asked for dating advice, he will be told to stop drinking calories. In contrast, OK Cupid is a feelz before realz enviroment and gives feel good advice regardless of outcome. The fat guy would be told that its what's on the inside that counts and the beta would be complimented on his cat poetry.

In our culture of feel good political correctness the Red Pill is unique. The men of Red Pill are outcome driven, motivated, and have a staggering number of capable professionals among their number. How do I know this? Because over the course of the past month I've done close to 200 fitness and nutritional consultations via Skype. I had the unique opportunity to talk with Red Pill men across the world, deal with timezones, language barriers, and countless metric to imperial conversions. It was fascinating to hear anecdotes, business plans, and relationship strategies from men across the world and to see all the different flavors of alpha. Interestingly enough, I have yet to encounter a single neckbeard. Probably because neckbeards don't gravitate to Stronglifts 5x5 and self improvement.

The Red Pill is more than just a forum for discussing sexual strategy. It is an amazing talent pool waiting to be utilized for any goal you may have, which is exactly what I have done and what I recommend you do as well. As you read this, my Red Pill Bro Scientists are developing a clothing line specifically designed to increase your alpha points by at least 15%. Get excited.

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[–]yesidoes 133 points134 points  (48 children)

Honestly, it's much better to really offend the women who aren't into you. You save your precious time for self improvement instead of constantly checking your messages waiting on a response.

If the girl responds favorably to the direct approach, chances are she is already thinking about meeting up with you.

My internet dating rules:

Get the #, IG, or Snapchat in 5 sent messages or less, otherwise you'll be chasing pussy.

Once you have the #, IG, or Snap, NEVER hit them up on the dating service again.

The sooner you close the meet up, the better.

In regards to the post title:

I don't see why we do not create clubs and events for RP men to organize, create business relationships, find wingmen, and just have a good time. I was lucky enough to play football and wrestle in high school, where I was taught how to lift, deal with adversity, and focus on self improvement. It would behoove many men to have organizations besides high school sports teams and the military which support masculine brotherhood.

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 43 points44 points  (6 children)

It's less about offending or being nice and waaaay more about being exciting. Giving her emotional stimulation is what is all about.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Mind giving an example or two on how to text a potential plate with the goal of giving emotional stimulation?

[–]nikolathevisionary 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Think about it this way, 90% of the guys messaging her are saying shit like, "hey" "wat up" "ur hot" , or other supplicating and stupid messages.

So when you come out the gates saying "you like you could suck a watermelon through a garden hose! (Actual line that's got me laid before) she's intrigued.

It's less about what you say and more about what your message implies. In this case, you like to have fun and don't give a fuck.

Fair warning, if you're not attractive/have abs don't bother with online dating.

[–]dan_legend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's less about what you say and more about what your message implies. In this case, you like to have fun and don't give a fuck.

I'm pretty sure that means she can suck a mean dick.

[–]OilyB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

<suck a watermelon through a garden hose>

Lol! I often say 'she sucked my pillows right through my ass'. Works as well.

[–]reigorius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I make silly assumptions based on photo's. Just whatever shit comes to my mind and go for the number quick. Works pretty good. Or random mindpuke bordering insult. When I get the number, it basically tells me the girl wants to fuck me.

[–]magus678 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Always Be Closing.

I would add an addendum to this that you should be judicious with your "dating service time." If you can't follow through with these confident closes, sometimes it is best not to be making them until you can. Meaning, I don't like to lay it on some girl on a Tuesday night when you need to do xyz and can't meet her until Thursday. This greatly increases the likelihood she flakes etc. I'm trying to get her caught up in the novelty of the whirlwind and ride it all the way to her bedroom.

Of course there are a million ways to skin that cat, but that has been one of my personal takeaways from online dating: moving faster is always better.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 23 points24 points  (23 children)

I don't see why we do not create clubs and events for RP men to organize, create business relationships, find wingmen, and just have a good time.

Well, we aren't well liked. Imagine the line of blue and pink bob cuts on fat chicks chanting hateful shit and accusations of rape outside every venue. Personally I'd find it amusing, but really I have nothing to lose because everyone who knows me knows who and how I am.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 22 points23 points  (12 children)

Im thinking we should do a vegas trip this holloween. Ill be an Aztec god this year

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm down for that, I'll be a jackbooted skinhead thug. Wait, too easy.

[–]Grifter32 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I live in Vegas. I have room for a few people.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww yea

[–]RageLife 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I would fucking love to do a Gaylubeoil Vegas trip.

If you're actually down set something up! I'll start saving right now.

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would fucking love to do a Gaylubeoil Vegas trip.

In any other context, that would be terrifying.

[–]therealpkg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1 for the Vegas trip idea. Maybe an EC can get a thread going to gauge interest.

[–]yesidoes 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Honestly I'm imagining, and I see none of this shit.

It's easy for the fat chicks to yell hateful shit on Reddit because it's an internet forum. If we rented building spaces for monthly events, I highy doubt these chicks would expend the calories necessary to get off their asses and protest.

[–]M0RKET 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch this, it'll help your imagination ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDOwnV-nzg

[–]Nothing_Gazes_Back 1 point2 points  (3 children)

They can bitch and moan all they want. Don't ever let that prevent you from doing what you want.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 9 points10 points  (2 children)

No worries, they can't stop me. If the Iraqis couldn't, a bunch of fat girls calling me names isn't going to have much effect.

A few months back one filled my inbox with hateful shit from all her alts. It was amusing, I took screen shots and when I feel sad I look at them and laugh.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Honestly, it's much better to really offend the women who aren't into you. You save your precious time for self improvement instead of constantly checking your messages waiting on a response.

Hell, it's even just worth it to offend the women who aren't into you for it's own sake. Some call that a waste of time but blackknighting is never a waste of time; it's an end in itself. The red pill is all about breaking women's rules and blackknighting is doing that on steroids. It's the essence of game and the essence of being a man if you really think about it.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Patrice (RIP) talking about how he would say "bitch" all the time because it's liberating as fuck.

Every time he would say it, it was a reminder that literally the only thing 99.99% of bitches can do about it is get mad. And who gives a fuck if they're mad?

Edit: One of his explanations verbatim: "When I say 'Bitch' - let me explain to you why I say 'Bitch'. It's just a belief system. It's just to say to you that I'm going to say a word that you don't like, and you're not going to do anything about it. It's a dichotomy for all man shit. The word 'Bitch' represents something that's so repugnant to women, but the fact of the matter is that I choose to say it or choose not to say it. That's my respect that you earn from me; it's not my respect that you automatically are entitled to. You're not entitled to me opening the door for you, or me laying my nice coat in a puddle, you're not entitled to me wrestling an alligator to save your life ... I say bitch, you get mad, and now what? What's 'option 2'? That's all I wanna say; I wanna give you options. Make me not want to call you a bitch."

[–]idle_reception 6 points7 points  (5 children)

I don't see why we do not create clubs and events for RP men to organize, create business relationships, find wingmen, and just have a good time.

I would love to start something like this locally, I wrestled in high school but never took it seriously just did well off natural talent.

Because of the lifestyle I lived I've lost all my friends but a few when I sobered up and started getting active. The closest I have is running a few backpack trips over the summer through a hiking group but I'm the youngest one who goes by a decade. They aren't exactly RP either.

[–]Nothing_Gazes_Back 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I just pictured a bunch of bb 40 somethings backpacking in socks with sandals.

Where are you from? My friends and I are doing the tri state challenge of the Appalachian trail this fall.

[–]robo23 103 points104 points  (8 children)

Got really bored with tinder one night and decided to send out a bunch of messages on 9/11 basically saying "damn, I'd like to ram you like a plane into the twin towers." So fucking stupid... But I ended up fucking two girls from that shit with one becoming my best plate for 6 months.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

How is this not the best comment so far?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm dying from laughter right now

[–]LateralThinkerer 8 points9 points  (1 child)

So the lesson is that any direct approach, no matter how politically incorrect, may work. Read and learn, grasshopper.

[–]1dongpal 2 points3 points  (3 children)

how do you even write people in tinder? dont u have to get a match first?

[–]yesidoes 3 points3 points [recovered]

Swipe right, farm matches, bulk message when your bored and wait.

It's like farming and fishing combined.

[–]1dongpal 0 points1 point  (1 child)

hm... must be my country. I use tinder and only got 1 match so far within 4 days. And I swiped right a lot. But I live in a small city. I used a similar App called lovoo and got wayyy more response there.

[–]SaiyanPrince_Vegeta 59 points60 points  (11 children)

I'm mexican and that shit was hilarious, who the fuck gets offended by that?

[–]1beerthroway 58 points59 points  (9 children)

People that aren't Mexican or have never been around Mexican culture.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 55 points56 points  (0 children)

White middle class bored people living in the echo chamber bubbles they grew up in.

The long way to say what you did.

[–]SaiyanPrince_Vegeta 3 points4 points  (7 children)

True.

It's pretty sad that mexican americans speak and act that way cuz it gives a big misconception as to what we're really like lol

[–]1beerthroway 16 points17 points  (6 children)

Absolutely. I grew up in a 95% Mexican town as a white dude. Mexican culture was awesome. Not so much with this generation, as they have all become entitled with all the affirmative action shit handing them everything, that's destroying the culture. But the older generation is massively respectful, hard working, caring, giving, family oriented, fat shaming, laziness shaming, and plenty of other valuable traits to have at the center of your principles as a society.

[–]loddfavne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those who get most offended is always those who get offended on other's behalf.

[–]abdada 163 points164 points  (18 children)

Neckbeards can't swallow The Red Pill because they don't make a Cheetos flavored version.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 35 points36 points  (9 children)

That's what Red Pill Bro Scientists should work on next.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Probably washed down with this.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 24 points25 points  (7 children)

[–]Words-Are-Wind 15 points16 points  (1 child)

"It kinda tastes like um... sadness."

"I haven't drank this since char left me... I love you char!"

"Just as I remember it, it tastes exactly like diabetes!"

I don't know how you found this guy but this is great

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[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Arkansas, lives on Dew, and unsurprisingly fucking ginogumous. Ever notice how morbidly fat guys sound like they have an excess of everything in their mouth?

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 25 points26 points  (7 children)

That's not entirely fair. We've had out share of so called neckbeards who joined our ranks and shave that shit and improve themselves.

[–]Modredpillschool 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I, for one, started shaving my neck exclusively.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I shave my neck and my cheeks, the thin beard works on me. It's the whole neanderthal look I got happenin.

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You call it neckbeard, I call it Lion's Mane.

[–]1mojo_juju 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I get this lovely Brazilian thing done. It's called "back crack and sack"

[–]LateralThinkerer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We Hirsute-Americans cry "oppression" at this kind of smoothist propaganda...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely used to be a neckbeard many years ago (not with the literal beard, but the personality). PUA got me started in the right direction, but things never completely clicked until I read RP stuff. It's possible, but you have to be motivated to change yourself.

[–]RPthrowaway123 15 points16 points  (4 children)

Good read GLO. And thanks for doing those Skype chats, it helped me out! You're doing a lot of good in this community, so thank you.

[–]trpdownunder 2 points3 points  (2 children)

how do you arrange a skype session? I'd be keen.

[–]RPthrowaway123 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Contact him directly by PM. I'd Skype you, but I'm not nearly as good as GLO :P

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 28 points29 points  (15 children)

Oh fuck yes, this is my area of expertise. I spent a long time sending beta faggot messages (including taking advice from the OKStupid subreddit). Made little headway. I've got the aesthetics, so that wasn't it. Wasn't until I started fucking around with them without giving two shits what they thought that I realized what actually works.

Mind you, I've got two modes of game I run, one for the generic dumb-as-bricks slut, and one for the empowered thinks-she's-intelligent-and-refined slut. The former is who this works on best. Use lines like:

"Your photos make you look like you'd enjoy being hate-fucked"

"Your hands are too small, how are you going to get me off when you're on the rag?"

"What rhymes with weenus and just happens to be your favourite thing?"

You're going to get precisely two responses, sheer, unadulterated hate, and sexual arousal. Both are good. You can sometimes steer the hateful ones into success (though not usually, just more hate, hah), but the ones that respond positively want your dick. Keep up the sexual vibe and get them to come over.

With the chicks that act all pretentious, you just need to coat the sexual vibes in more layers. Use wit and plausible deniability:

"We would make beautiful babies. It'd be a public service to insert city, we should get on that right away"

"I'm doing a study on how long it'll take to repopulate the world after an apocalypse, I need to borrow your womb for a few decades, starting this Friday at 7 pm"

Be sexual as fuck, women eat that up. If you've been lifting this is just about the easiest way to get laid.

[–]TRP_James 12 points13 points  (2 children)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nothing surprises me any more.

Also, totally using those...

[–]gestalts 2 points3 points  (9 children)

Girls get this shit all the time. What makes them pick you over some other ripped guy sexting them? Yes they will bang a few but compared to the number of messages they get there are not enough days in the week.

Also by going sexual so quick arnt you excluding some of the girls who would otherwise fuck you after some conversation. Some of my best plates are reserved the first or second meeting.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

they dont get this all the time-- they DO get " oh baby.. id do anything to spend time with your highness"

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Actually the messages girls get are a fucking joke. They're not even that vulgar, they're mostly flat out lame and boring.

A while ago I made a fake girl account on OKC to see what kind of openers guys typically send. No description, only a few pictures of some above average 7~8 early 20's blonde girl.

Here's all the most recent messages the account received. Guys, you have nothing to worry about (No, I didn't reply to any of the messages....)

http://i.imgur.com/tjmyEy2.gif

[–]An_All-Beef_Engineer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Here's all the most recent messages the account received.

It's an attack of clones. Well that was quite a kick in the nuts.

[–]trpobserver 3 points4 points  (1 child)

What makes them pick you over some other ripped guy sexting them?

I imagine that is why you message more than one

[–]gestalts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes of course it is a numbers game whatever you do, but if you pile shit on with more shit you have the same substance. Just in my experience the ones that go for overly sexual stuff are on average fuglier, less able to hold even the simplest of conversations, and overall shitty fuck.

[–]TRP VanguardCyralea 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Girls don't get it as often as you might imagine, but these girls are definitely being passed around. It's just something you accept, you aren't going to get same-day lays with a virgin.

Regarding holding out for 2nd-3rd dates, yeah, you could go that approach, but why waste all that extra effort?

[–]gestalts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll defer to your experience on the number if messages issue. The two girls I'm with say things along the lines of 'I always match and guys send creepy./lewd messages' which of course says nothing really. All ask about specifics.

Why is it worth the effort? Because try as I may sex isnt just about the physical for me. If the girl is just hot ill fuck her once if it's convenient but if she is smart, funny and hot I want it on the reg because I enjoy their company after. Also the chase/conquering is half the fun for me. instead of mega easy sluts you'd be self -selecting for with straight to the sex stuff, the girls I'm targeting are just your benign slut or somewhat more conservative girl. Also this helps the fact that I demand exclusivity.

Those are just my reasons. Different strokes for different folks of course.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I disagree women get these all the time. I mean they might do just based on the sheer volume of messages they get but basically a small minority of the messages will be like this, causing her to take notice.

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[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 44 points45 points  (11 children)

[–]NeoreactionSafe 16 points17 points  (9 children)

I'm glad I know this now.

The name was really giving the wrong signal.

Read the link. Basically "Gay Lube Oil" was a way to get something through customs in the hope of not being detected.

You could have called yourself "Stealth" or something equivalent.

Very sneaky... I like it... now that I finally get it...

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 25 points26 points  (8 children)

True but the name GayLubeOil is far more memorable than Stealth Tren

[–]NeoreactionSafe 19 points20 points  (7 children)

99% assume you are a flaming homo would be my guess.

Actually it's a good way to get people off balance.

It's a very obscure reference so no one will know about it. (Customs)

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Lol if that were the case there would be a lot more skipping in my videos

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[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol

[–]this_guy2001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

99% assume you are a flaming homo would be my guess.

Can confirm. Initially thought that upon first seeing the name.

[–]1kick6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well fuck, I want some "customs" gloves...

[–]I3lizzard 41 points42 points  (0 children)

"putting my Soviet Missile all up in the Caribbean like it was 1962."

You just earned my trial membership to your twitter following.

[–]rp_user 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Patrice O'Neil said something similar in his podcast. He'd walk up to a woman he wanted to game in a shopping mall and say something offensive and out of the line. Like "Why you checking those outfits, those wouldn't suit a mamma of 3 kids "

She would get all riled up "I don't have 3 kids" and then Patrice would say something more to get her emotions high and then simmer down to a normal conversation.

Point being get their emotions flowing as they feed and respond on/to feels.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Heh, I'm banned from okc. Not that I mind, but apparently I ran into a feminazi and she took offense. Honesty isn't a virtue..

As an aside... I gis neckbeard and omg what is wrong with those guys? Fuck me I've never seen such abject loserdom in my life, they make emo kids look manly. Really I wasn't entirely sure what it meant, but damn. They actually like being that way?

[–]1oldredder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

hahaha. I just ran into a feminazi online who I didn't know was a feminazi. Was a friend of a friend from 2 decades ago. Now she's showing her true colours she went and wrote something absurd about man-spreading and other nonsense like it. I made it clear men will take no shit that's lies: what, men should always let women push them out of the way exclusively, because "equality"? She flipped her shit and I laughed and blocked her. No loss.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my fwb has been going on about this sub, how she is a feminist, how feminism is for everyone. She says rp won't work on her, yet she wants exactly the kind of man RP makes you. How do I know? Easy, she fucks me and enjoys it. I used beta tendencies to get rid of a girl she knew, and after seeing me act BP didn't want to fuck anymore.

Sorry sweetie, you crave an RP man.

[–]ap_resurrection 6 points7 points  (0 children)

agreed, this is prob the one place on the internet ive ever seen that isnt filled with resentful losers that nit pick at others and judge - i appreciate that a lot

[–]Kenny_Twenty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awesome to hear a great TRP anecdote that's not peppered with thinly veiled complaints about women. No emotional-defeatist BS that's disguised as insight on what women are 'really like'.

I think it's awesome that you're out there having a good time and accomplishing what you're looking to accomplish.

Get it.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (22 children)

What differentiates Red Pill from other communities is that it's result oriented. The Red Pill encourages what works and discourages what doesn't.

That's why BP gets so fucked on PPD and shit. At the end of the day, they've gotta contend with the fact that red pill works. You can polk holes in our epistemological foundations all you want but you'll never polk holes in the fact that we polk a lot of holes.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 5 points6 points  (21 children)

And put carne asada in lots of tocos. Today a blooper posted on PPD that his favorite exercise is tricep pushdown and that lifting is over rated.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (19 children)

Dude, if you think PPD is bad then you've gotta check out femradebates. I had a guy who literally wears fedoras PMing me to talk about how jogging twice a week and doing yoga once a week, has gotten him too jacked for BMI, and by "treating women like people", he's gotten to the point where he's simultaneously dating 5 women who are all cool with it because they're sex positive feminists. Highlights.

[–]Kyuzo_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If hia threesomes start with one of the girls saying something like "bring solo and the wookiee to me", then I'd buy it.

Chick I dated back in the day is " poly" and has had somewhere between 50-200 sex partners (admitted to 50+, you figure that out).

She just turned 26 and is hoping her current "monogamous" bf will put ring on it soon, couldn't figure out why the last one wouldnt. Obviously had nothing to do with the fact that shed taken 40-50ish other dicks while they were together. And "shocked" to learn that he'd just moved in with some 21 year old after they broke up.

Girl isn't bad looking at all, but crazy as fuck. That's probably close to as good as you'll get with "sex positive feminists"

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ. Thats some concentrated Beta right there. I think you need a powerful centrifuge to make that.

[–]reactionaryCookie 4 points5 points  (5 children)

This dude is like the Gecko45 of betas. The story sounds so fucking fake it's like he's not even trying.

[–]RedBeorn 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gecko 45 TL;DR is that the guy claims to be a mall cop (trained in "ninjitsu") patrolling with a G36 rifle, and uses deadly force quite often. He thinks that making a second profile that agrees with his original points will somehow convince the other members of his legitimacy.

Here are some lines where I burst out laughing at their absurdity:

I am a Master of three martial arts including ninjitsu, which means I can wear the special boots to climb walls.

If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God.

when our team saved the life and possibly the virginity of the Mayor’s nephew, there was a special relaxation of the rules made for us

But then again I think of the mayors nephew, his face distored with tears and terror, the GAP employees who asked for my autograph, and had to settle for a cover identity’s signature, the flashbangs, and their acrid scent, the small of napalm in the evening breeze, as I crouch behind a shopping cart in the parking lot

We are here to protect 13 year old boys like yourself, so you don’t get gang raped behind the dumpster outside the mall arcade, on your way home to mommy after killing some bad guys at the “Silent Scope” game.

I have personally saved the ass-virginity of several young boys in my days. But there are many brave men like myself out there who risk their lives daily, so that boys like yourself can live a normal heterosexual life.

You all who are makeing fun of me have never been threatened by jailed drug dealers, serial killers, and shoplifters, or fired at by high powered rifles

My “Black-Ops” history ensures that you will never know about the missions I accepted in my younger days, and Vietnam still shudders when it hears the name of a an assasin so skillful and deadly, he is remembered decades later.

Same with those mindless teenyboppers who go to the Hickory Farms store, and then take double samples of fruitcake and cheeselog, you warn them that they will be charged with a felony(grand theft), and that if they attempt to fight and run, they will be, unfortunately, first tazered, and if they continue to resist violently with intent to maim, then wounded. Fortunately, wounding fire to suppress teenage kleptomaniacs is relatively easy, they all run in straight lines, and a hit in the knee will be relatively simple from the second floor.

Shooting out a teen's kneecap for taking an extra sample at Hickory Farms, I want this to be in a movie.

[–]Science_isthenewcool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best things I've read in a long while. SPECOPS was especially brilliant. Thanks for the entertainment.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Threesomes with two girls who cant ride an elevator together is not the ideal.

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[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh ya, sure thing. Park Avenue, Excursion, Roadmaster, Delta 98, Imperial, Ltd, Continental... All from the 50s to 70s... They're models all right, outsized.

[–]Nothing_Gazes_Back 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably banging Tess Munster.

[–]Kandarino 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I had to stop reading the highlights halfway through. Military grade cringing.

[–]QQ_L2P 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Number 5 had me in stitches.

"Long distance" and "long term dating but almost friends with benefits"? Bwahahahahaha!

[–]abcd_z 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Why polyamorous with YOU? Why not some guy with enormous SMV?

Some attractive women go out with beta males, right? Not all, but enough for men to believe that being a beta male will get you a relationship. And these beta males sometimes have sex with their girlfriends, right?

And there are women out there who identify as polyamorous and specifically look for poly relationships.

So why is it unbelievable that a beta male who identifies as polyamorous might have multiple female relationships, just like a monogamous beta male might have a single female relationship?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Poly is AF/BB on steroids. The women date 2-3 guys, duty fuck 1-2 of them once a month if even that and get all over the alphas without any remorse since cuckolding is in the terms of the relationship. This guy claims to be having regular threesomes, claimed at all points of a pretty long PM conversation that at least one girlfriend would be in his lap, and spoke at length about how scheduling was the limiting factor of how much sex he was getting. Couple that with a fedora, being overweight, and taking all the blue pills imaginable, it seems very very very unlikely. And then when you consider that his credibility is already sapped from making physically impossible claims about his fitness levels, I'm just not seeing a way for him to be the AF.

Relevant hamster.

[–]ChadThundercockII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Watch my girlfriend carry a 215 pound Red Pill asshole on Vine

You just invented a new sport, GayLubeOil carry race.

[–]RocketManV 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Do you charge for your Skype consultations?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Not yet. I've gottan a few donations though. Pm me your username.

[–]TRP VanguardtrpSenator 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Do you offer cycle consultations? Thinking of blasting next month.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Always cool to skype a fellow TRP endorsed

[–]Chaohinon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Another aspect is that Latina women (and Latinos in general, speaking from working with then my entire career) expect a lot more consistent alphaness out of dudes than the current crop of whites. I dated a few in the midst of my transition, and while it was fantastic, it also went south really fast because I was dripping with beta tendencies. I employed a pretty typical trp strategy initially, but wound up catching feelz, and they were gone in no time. The irony is that these girls were actually worth catching feelz for, or at least to a far greater extent than the majority of white chicks I've met.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm seeing one now, latina chicks require a strong man. Show weakness and you're done. Indecision kills her tingles. Treat her like a tan fuck toy and swat shit tests like a patriot battery and she will beg for cock. They want men, not wimps with beards.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I'm moving down to Miami in a couple months, any chance you can give me the intel on Latina chicks?

[–]infoscott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try to focus your dating on Argentine chicks. The South American latinas are completely different from Central Americans in all but language. The demographic is also mostly European, with an original immigration pattern similar to the United States. But you still get all the latin charm and warmth.

Many Argentines treat Miami like a second home, especially those from Buenos Aires (Porteños).

[–]Chaohinon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not really the guy to ask as I'm still closer to the bottom of the learning curve. All i can really say is that alphaing up is top priority, probably even moreso than being physically attractive.

[–]TekkomanKingz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Back in the early 00's when I used to court american born latinas the only thing that got them going was drugs and reggaeton. All American born women are the same just different flavors of the same bullshit.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I for one enjoyed the cat poetry

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

In an alternate universe where cat poetry gets men laid The Red Pill is widely considered a misogynistic manipulative cat poet community.

[–]HerculestheRed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In both places, TRP is frowned upon because it teaches men how to destroy a pussy more often.

Feminists and PETA aren't the strangest bedfellows I suppose.

[–]Kyuzo_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of, do any other RP cat owners notice them watching somewhat creepily when you're going to town on a plate?

The plates never seem to notice, but I've occasionally spotted it and had trouble not laughing.

[–]Opisdf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fellow Ruski bro here, love your posts

[–]DogInTheBath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's funny is I ignored the name of the person posting this.. and as I read it I thought "hey this sounds like GayLubeOil"

Lo and behold. Excellent post.

[–]RICCIedm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

GLO just gave me great advice on fitness, nutrition and general life (balancing : self-development x enjoying your achievements).Team Red Pill is fucking awesome.

[–]JayViceroy 3 points4 points  (5 children)

It's funny how easy it is to decipher which dudes are the neckbeard trolls in this sub and which are the dudes actually living the lifestyle and doing shit. Even behind a keyboard it's near impossible for that beta to hide indefinitely.

[–]jx234 3 points4 points  (4 children)

You can never know. Half of the stories could be bullshit. But who cares?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You can never know for sure, but you get better at guessing the older you get and the more time you spend reading shit online.

[–]Johnny10toes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can usually tell the females. Always the betas.

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[–]jx234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen a lot of field reports which have been top rated with everyone commenting the usual "Gold!", " First rate!", starting to circle jerk etc, and then the poster making it clear from his replies to comments that he's trolling. Usually gets deleted then.

[–]jx234 13 points14 points  (13 children)

This post seems to be style over substance. In general, GLO writes well, proves that he is RP and helps people a lot from the sound of it. But this post is adding nothing of value. It gives a quick piece of online dating advice, praises TRP for being results based and talks about how great the users he speaks to are. Seems like yet another attempt to build his personal brand for eventual financial gain. There's a place for that - but its not here.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

The substance is that if you network with Red Pill men you can quickly find qualified people to help you with fitness, SEO, Web Development and marketing strategies. Also my articles have a lot more polish than they used to because, a couple members help me dial things. Im benefiting immensely from tbe Red Pill community and I recomend you do the same. Its far better than dealing with the general beta population.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

As a corollary, it is also great to network with people at your gym. A place with a high concentration of healthy people focused on self improvement is a place to make like minded friends.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As a corollary to your corollary Bodybuilders are very supportive of the Red Pill

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And honestly, I think you've given enough to the community here that you've earned the right to promote yourself a bit. This post is a valuable frame report anyways, so I don't mind one bit.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's plenty of room for personality in TRP and I never miss a GLO post. Style posts by prominent members are an essential part of TRP, as the reinvented semantics and meta posts get quite tedious once you grasp the concepts. Although I'll always be leery of distracting attempts at marketing in this subreddit... I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't at least check out these +15% alpha garments.

[–]zombig 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The men of Red Pill are outcome driven

I would argue that in many areas of life (relationships included) you got to focus on the process and not the outcome. In a world with so many variables it is very easy to be "fooled by the randomness". We do our best to maximize the outcome and minimize the risk, and to achieve that goal we have to be "politically incorrect".

Focus on a good process and not get fooled by the wrong outcome which is going to happen from time to time. Intelligently learn from your mistakes and remember that success and good luck can corrupt your mind.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Signal and the noise by Nate silver or drunkards walk by Leonard mlodinow for some reading material.

[–]zombig 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Signal and the noise

Never heard of the first one, thanks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more sports focused, less general life.

[–]watersign 1 point2 points  (0 children)

spanish girls love to be degraded

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[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I made zero because I reinvested it into my illustrator. Its not a unifilorm its a cleaver t shirt with red pill themes

[–]DS-Slash 1 point2 points  (1 child)

is this your instagram u/GayLubeOil ?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Cat Rapper is alpha as fuck.

[–]JohnBertilakShade 5 points5 points [recovered]

Pitbull is fucking terrible.

[–]TRPAlternative 0 points1 point  (7 children)

On a related note, as somebody starting out with improving their SMV, would you recommend Stronglifts 5x5 or ICF more?

I've been doing ICF the last 3 weeks because it is more hypertrophy focused, and am not yet suffering with overwork (affecting the main lifts). I'm mid exam period at the end of the U.Ks equivalent of middle school, but it ends a year later, so I'm 16. I will have basically all day every day for 3+ months soon to work on self-improvement, so taking up too much time is a non-issue.

I know everyone says that it makes no difference as long as you stick to it, but what would you say?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 5 points6 points  (6 children)

I say that it makes no difference as long as you go hard. What will make a difference is you finding an all you can eat Sushi Buffet and going two to three times a month. Eating a lot of high quality food is what packs on quality mass.

[–]Melon_Balls 3 points3 points [recovered]

Well, that validated the shit out of my horrible sushi addiction.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Also Korean BBQ. Obviously raw fish is preferable to tempura.

[–]through_a_ways 2 points3 points  (1 child)

all you can eat sushi and high quality are pretty much mutually exclusive

[–]colovick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at $20 a head, but I digress. It's a good idea to chow down on some sushi

[–]save_the_rocks 0 points1 point  (13 children)

How do you bill for Skype consults?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 4 points5 points  (11 children)

A couple of dudes sent me PayPal links. I want to monetize responsibly. I dont want to erect pay walls to my writing. I dont want to bombard my userbase with advertising. I will be offering a professionaly designed Red Pill shirts at a low price at the end of the month. Im trying to raise capital for my upcoming book, which needs an illustrator and editor.

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[–]redpilldiscourse 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I second the patreon suggestion.

[–]mechdemon 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Need to be careful though - if an SJW gets wind of it they may petition patreon to take your account offline.

[–]save_the_rocks 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I guess my question is do you try to receive payment before or after the skype consult? It seems that lifestyle coaching might be hard to collect payment for online.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friend Artemis Dolgan makes his living that way so its not impossible. But to answers your question a german banker dropped a paypal link into the Skype mid conversation. It was a pleasant surprise.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know rippedbody.jp? That guy puts up tons of quality content (basically everything he knows he provides for free) about fitness, yet still doesn't suffer from a lack of paying clients that want personalized advice and/or an accountability partner. Also no ads.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What kind of illustration/editing are we talking about? I'm a visual artist.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Illustrations for my shirt and book cover. Can you send me your portfolio?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, of course. Do you have an e-mail or can I use Reddit for that?

[–]jaimewarlock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitcoin, MoneyPak, or PayPal

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Got a website? I don't fuck with Twitter.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

GayLubeOil.com I definitely need to put more work into it.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh snapsies. I didn't even read who OP was. Thanks!

[–]Neburel 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I'm hispanic, or so the federal government says I am, and I'm a quarter Cuban, and I found this to be hilarious.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My South America girlfriend put all the wonderful comas into this post

[–]SexistFlyingPig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried to be nice to girls on OKCupid and POF. It got me an occasional date, with lots of talking, me paying and her leaving at the end of the night without me.

Then I decided to just be assertive.
me: something something something playoff game.
her: Go local sports team.
me: lets meet up after the game. What's a place near you that you like to go to?
her: local place.
me: see you at 9:30.

If she hadn't showed, I'd have been eating appetizers by myself. I was okay with that.

I've noticed since then that my compliments on okcupid generally get met with radio silence, but my insults universally get an answer. Compliment followed by insult gets nothing, because then I just appear butthurt.

[–]bonartist90 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This story reminded me of this podcast I listened to recently. Well worth a listen for a woman's point of view on a very similar situation:

Reply All Episode 27

[–]Entershikari 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoo nice man !

Always good to read you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neckbeards don't gravitate to self improvement

Andrew Austen Luck has a neckbeard. He's also one of the best quarterbacks on the NFL.

I bet feminists think he is a RedPiller, cuz he has a neckbeard

[–]bleed-red 0 points1 point  (1 child)

GLO. I thought you would be bigger man, are you not juicin?

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes the message is polarizing, however women are constantly flooded with compliments and generic bullshit.

the gen pop is delusional and don't think about this at the time of writing the same message as 200 other guys.

[–]AKnightAlone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post just turned me gay.

Wait, your name on Twitter is GayLubeOil...

You officially just rekt my jokes.

Here's some homosexuous humor, hopefully to your enjoyment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIii8wnE91w

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