TLDR; Pick up girl from bar. She is married. Was spending time away from husband after he found out she cheated on him with other dude. She goes back to husband like nothing happened. He takes her back.
So rewind to May 5th. I just got a new chest tattoo and I was showing it off at my local bar. My friends are singing karaoke and drinking and I see this cute girl sitting by herself at the bar. I go up and start talking to her. Apparently she was waiting to meet someone there but was likely going to get stood up. So I chat up a storm and get her to buy me a drink. At this point I know I am in. We bail from that bar go to another one then eventually back to my place. She sees my car and literally drops her pants and asks me to fuck her against it.
We bang all night. As Batman said in Pete Holmes’ Badman series “It was like an all you can fuck buffet.” Nothing was off limits. Anyways at 6:30AM her alarm goes off and she dresses up and heads off to work in a hurry. I am think ‘wow’ as we both had a ridiculous amount to drink that night. I go back to sleep and don’t even think much about it.
So she gets off work and shows up at my place because in her haste she forgot a few things. We bang and get a bite to eat. She tells me that she was married while we were eating and that her and her husband were spending time apart from each other after she got caught cheating with her ex-boyfriend who, go figure, was a total asshole. She even said “I didn’t even want to see him, but somehow I was there and it just happened.”
At this point I am full Red Pill and am seeing MAJOR Red Flags. I have summed her up and determined she can never be anything past a plate. So a week later she starts getting mushy and I say the usual in how I am not into the whole relationship deal. As expected she gets pissed off talking about how we have a good time and wonders why she isn’t good enough, etc etc etc. Not even an hour later she has me blocked on all social media. Oh well time to replace the plate with a new one.
Now here is the whole reason I am writing this post. Last week she unblocks me and asks if I had any of her stuff and wanted to know if I could send it to her in CA. She also tells me that she went back to her husband. After all that shit that went down with the ex-boyfriend and fucking me stupid he still takes her back.
How awesome is that? To take a vacation from a marriage, fuck a bunch of dudes and then still have a place to land on your feet where everything will be ok.
“I didn’t even give my husband blowjobs, you should feel lucky.” ~ Plate
Edit - For everyone who wants to know about my rides I have a 300zx and a 280z. Also to those who don't read, I didn't know she was married until the next say. Those of you who shun me and tell me to watch for beta husband. Its my cock and my risk. If beta confronts me I'll cross that bridge when it comes.