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[–]unreservedname 76 points77 points  (6 children)

If you had made it further into the movie there's even more insane girl-fantasy shit. Bill Hader's character is a handsome, rich, 30-something celebrity sports doctor who is best friends with Lebron James. This guy cannot find a date in spite of being a hyperbolic caricature of success and class, and immediately falls in love with Amy Schumer's character (named Amy to further drive home what a masturbatory daydream this movie is). This is despite it being established that she has basically no good qualities and is afraid of making any effort at anything (that's not my evaluation, that is a plot point of the movie).

She has a personal journey to overcome her fear of monogamy and he accepts the fact that she has been sitting on every cock to swing in her general direction. After an extremely brief struggle with losing her job, she gets a job at Vanity Fair. The end.

On the bright side, Lebron James was very funny in this movie and is in weirdly a lot of scenes.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Thanks for that.

With the way things were going, I was hypothesizing that Lebron probably played himself, fell in love with Amy and in an effort to woo her, quit basketball because she hated sports. It's good to know the real ending is equally realistic.

[–]Limekill 17 points18 points  (1 child)

If you had made it further into the movie there's even more insane girl-fantasy shit. Bill Hader's character is a handsome, rich, 30-something celebrity sports doctor who is best friends with Lebron James. This guy cannot find a date in spite of being a hyperbolic caricature of success and class,

I saw it and thought - is this really the best a fucking rich ass Doctor can do???? I mean he couldn't get a cute ass asian or a fucking glamour from Eastern Europe. Or just goto vegas and hook up with a stripper?

she gets a job at Vanity Fair


This is why I am so sick of movies - lets create the most BS story you can imagine - and see if audiences are dumb enough to sit through the shit we make.

[–]jimmybrite 2 points3 points  (1 child)

she gets a job at Vanity Fair

You can't make this shit up, Hitch is probably rolling in his grave.

[–]my_redpill_account 318 points319 points  (66 children)

Women want to be an alpha male apparently. The penis envy is real. That's what I get outta women nowadays.

I was at the barber waiting for my turn and decided to lose a few IQ points reading GO magazine cause it had her on the cover. Of course the article features her in slave leia outfit doing things like having a light saber toy in her mouth like it was a dick throbbing up against the inside of her cheek. I am not kidding.

Then in the interview says its so hard being a woman cause you have to do make up and other cosmetic things (that no one is forcing anyone to do, btw. They just hamster that one off). She mentioned something about how men are plateauing and women are still going upwards, men are afraid of women who are doing better than them etc. i put the magazine down after that.

The world to me is becoming like that episode of South Park where to Stan everyone just sounds like shit.

[–]evileddy 139 points140 points  (14 children)

[–]RedditAccount321123 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Whoah thought he wasnt entirely serious about that. Wow.

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Too bad it wasn't a real light saber

[–]bluedrygrass 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Then she'd just have another hole to take it in. Her career could even rise.

[–]Luckyluke23 16 points17 points  (0 children)

May god have mercy on our souls!

Man...no one wants to see that!

[–]Dr_Killpatient 12 points13 points  (3 children)

It just shows how miserably she fails at trying to be edgy with her "humor", since to begin with there is no lightsaber that is this short.

"Look, a lightsaber is like penis in my mouth! Aren't I funny."

No, no you're not.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

No man will ever want to settle down with Amy Schumer. Any humor from her derives from a feminist mentality. She'll deny that she's just a sex doll her whole life.

[–]cxj 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tbh it would be funnier and edgier if it was a gay dude sucking off the light saber

[–]Bosnacium 51 points51 points [recovered]

The world to me is becoming like that episode of South Park where to Stan everyone just sounds like shit.

Amen, brother. Been feeling this way ever since that episode came out.

[–]kellykebab 44 points45 points  (17 children)

I don't get how this uber-competetive spirit towards men is even fun for women unless they care nothing at all about companionship.

Went out with a girl a week ago. Had some drinks. She was pretty fun and super cute, but everything was about competing with her. She ran long distance and enjoyed it because it "eliminates any natural advantages men might have." By the end of the night, she was dropping nuggets like she's never really had any long term relationships (age 27), she's a "heartbreaker," etc.

Totally enjoyed the multiple make-out sessions, but it's like what is your fucking end game, here?

I enjoy sex with new partners, but I actually like the sex. It's not about pulling one over on an unsuspecting victim. Some of these women just seem like they're out for revenge.

[–]John_E_Vegas 8 points9 points  (13 children)

You called her on all that, right?

[–]kellykebab 11 points12 points  (12 children)

Teased her on the running comment. By the end, realized she wasn't dating material anyway, so I didn't bother with the other admissions. Also, was still hoping to seal the deal and didn't want to rock the boat. Maybe lame, but not sure what I'd have gained.

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[–]kellykebab 15 points16 points  (9 children)

Fair enough. If I can paraphrase one of the comments, it went like this:

Her: "What was your longest relationship?"

Me: "Year and a half, but that was a while ago."

Her: "I'm the same way, I don't really stay with anyone for too long. People are boring, you know..."

Me: "Sure" (more making out)

I don't know. What would you have said to that?

I drove her home with her sitting on my lap. When I dropped her off, she said I was "crazy, but you already know that" in a flirty way. Didn't get sex, didn't get a response the next day. Not sure what I'd have done differently.

And by the way, I had been calling her bullshit about being chaste all night anyway, when she kept letting me grab her ass under her skirt in public.

I think some girls just like to play games.

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[–]kellykebab 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That's not bad. And that could be delivered with a bit of wit.

It sounded like she was trying to establish a rapport though, like we were both "players" and I didn't want to put the breaks on that.

[–]Tom_The_Human 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would have worn a shit eating a grin and said "maybe it's not them that's boring."

[–]NidStyles 5 points6 points  (5 children)

You didn't take the initiative. When she said people are boring, she was talking about you.

That's your mistake, you drove her home, you should have told her than she was coming to your place, and then you would have gotten some. Basically you were a push over for her. You weren't assertive enough to get what you wanted from her.

[–]gives_heroin_to_kids 63 points64 points  (12 children)

Everything looks like shit when you can see how blatantly it's marketed. How often do you view an advertisement as a "work of art?"

They portray a slut as "strong and independentTM" to reassure promiscuous women that guys looking for relationships won't care about their pasts since, you know, they don't exist after they occur (but more importantly, because they'll pay to hear that).

Women are the only ones who react negatively to being called sluts because not even a film like this can truly convince them that sluts are good for more than one thing to men (at least, men they found themselves getting railed by throughout their twenties).

[–]Interversity 33 points34 points  (5 children)

Here's one. Most US commercials are shit though.


[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The Thais have some powerful commercials. Here's another one.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was really good actually.

[–]Kite23 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah I liked this one as well. Puts a man in a good light which is super rare nowadays

[–]Dravous 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yep. remember the shit storm there was with the "how to dad" cereal commercial? if you even try to portray a father in a positive light they get pissed at breaking their illusion.

[–]Iveneverseenanocelot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for making me FUCKING CRY... nigger

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (5 children)

Video ads can be fun. Pictures, posters, and branding is tiring.

Brit ad

Much better than the "childrens education" bullshit America spouts with ours.

[–]Scimitar66 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Just wait for the bubble to pop, my friend.

Won't be long now...

[–]Thelonelywriter 3 points4 points  (2 children)

What's the name of that South Park episode?

[–]kesa_maiasa 6 points6 points [recovered]

"You're Getting Old". Season 15, episode 7.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Women want to be an alpha male apparently. The penis envy is real. That's what I get outta women nowadays.

I dont disagree but I have a slightly different take.

Some women are alpha. A few. And I dont have a problem with women who are truly alpha. What I DO have a problem with are women who use their gender, their vaginas, their persecution complexes, and their feminism to fake control over others in an attemtp to steal alpha roles. And unfortunatley most women who appear alpha are the latter, they have stolen it through media manipulation and feminist games.

[–]Nig7 141 points142 points  (50 children)

Amy Schumer is unfunny because of exactly what you said. "haha I bleed from the pussy...." and "ha ha I date lots o guys and I like sex haha" is not funny, it's lazy.

[–]DysfunctionalControl 16 points17 points  (6 children)

I agree with you. One interesting thing though is that her TV show points out more RP truths than ever. And not on the feminist side. There is an episode that blatantly remarks women are not funny and the only reason they are on TV is if they are hot enough to bang. The show is almost trying to make more RP men.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Wasn't Alec Baldwin on that show? He seems incredibly RP.

[–]DominantDesign 14 points15 points  (4 children)

Yes. He plays the Machiavellian boss who's taken liz (Tina Fey) as his protege, and nonchalantly drops RP wisdom on her almost every episode. He's the reason I watched the show.

[–]lucoztazade 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Jack Donaghy the character is very funny, with good sensibilities and a clear sense of leadership. Which makes it all the more disappointing when they dump him with all sorts of emotional issues aka his mother and ltr's. The same is true with ron swanson in parks and recreation.

[–]1User-31f64a4e 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They have to. If he didn't have baggage, then it would lend too much credence to his point of view. They can tell express truth in a comic manner, but only if they simultaneously undermine it.

[–]Luckyluke23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thats the reason ANYONE watched that show. If you was stuck with tina and tracey morgan would you watch it?

[–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

That tub of lard is also too lazy to go to the gym it seems

[–]Rathadin 43 points44 points  (36 children)

I had never heard of Amy Schumer, at least not enough to put a face to the name. I thought people were talking about Amy Poehler. I watched the first 10 minutes of one of Schumer's comedy "specials".

It just wasn't funny... at all. I think I chuckled a few times, and it was mostly because, "Jesus, who would be stupid enough to fund this?"

I really don't understand her draw.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRS73 40 points41 points  (7 children)

The media are hyping the living SHIT out of her. Kind of like they did with that horror show Lena Dunham. There are all kinds of articles from magazines, newspapers, TV based shows, etc. about "OMG Amy Schumer's so brilliant and hilarious! And her new movie is loved by all the trendy people!" Fucking retarded. It's all a bunch of shit. Another example of how managed and staged most of our boring, lame-ass media culture is.

[–]-Quotidian 24 points25 points  (0 children)

by all the trendy people!

Well, that's my cue to fuck right off. Even before it meant what it does today, trendy wasn't something I ever wanted to be--basing so much of my life around what other people say, do, or think sounds much less interesting than saying, doing, and thinking shit for myself.

As for the media, they're doing a fucking great job keeping the masses in line. The government likes taking money from unmotivated, androgynous drones. It's easy. Look up a few George Carlin clips.

Almost everything is shit. At least we know why, and not to step in it.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Probably because her humor is offensive without actually being offensive according to our current cultural norms (after all, it's about bashing men IIRC).

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (2 children)

The media are hyping the living SHIT out of her.

this. She did a comedy central roast a few years ago, which was funny because she said the things the other people couldn't say for fear of hurting their career (she not having one), stuff like patrice o'neals foot will fall off from diabetes, etc.

Then she disappeared. Then she got a shitty show on TV that I never heard of anyone watching. Then all of a sudden this movie is coming out in a few months and she's everywhere. News, news websites, everyone saying how she's so amazingly funny and such a feminist.

I'm thinking she signed with an expensive agent who is a genius, because as we know once you say something enough times on the news it becomes fact. So now she IS "funny" (according to all the people who watch the news)

[–]Scimitar66 1 point2 points  (25 children)

Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are equally unfunny cunts- they have a big draw among women because they tow the line for the same infantile feminist worldview that "girl power" media and our public education drills into them since childhood.

[–]whyalwaysm3 43 points44 points  (16 children)

Tina Fey is pretty funny though, Amy Schumer isn't even close to being funny.

[–]Evil_Patriarch 36 points36 points [recovered]

Fey has been involved with some awesome stuff, I don't know how much of it was her and how much was other people she was working with, but I definitely can't hate her. A lot of the stuff she does has some hints to red pill truths in it, the sort of shit that male comedians would be slammed for but she can say because she has a vagina.

This is probably the best example, which involves both Fey and Poehler

Also, Mean Girls is a hilarious view of how women ACTUALLY treat each other, compared to the feminist fantasy where all women get along.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 22 points23 points  (1 child)

+1 for Mean Girls and pre-coke whore Lindsay Lohan

[–]Elesh 7 points8 points  (2 children)

The funny thing is the #1 Amy Schumer video (for me) on google with Fey and Shumer about women hitting the wall...no joke.


[–]lucoztazade 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I watched that whole video and the only thing i learned was how fat amy schumer is. I mean just look at the size of her arms, honestly that's just disgusting.

[–]Archibald_Andino 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was surprised to see the opening date-rape montage where the running joke was her having a series of black-out drunken anonymous sex. Each time she wakes up in shame the next day, has no idea where she is, who just fucked her, how she got there, etc. (side note: this part was a sad reminder how easy it is for girls to hook up, even for a very below average 4/10 like Amy Schumer)

Anyway, as far as her drunken sex, as any feminist and white knight will tell you she was severely impaired and not in a position to give legal consent. Her character is a rape victim and movies like this promote rape culture.

[–]yumyumgivemesome 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It only gets laughs because she's one of the few women out there willing to say that shit and embarrass herself, her family (poor father), and any men who are unfortunate enough to date her.

[–]cbnyc0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I remember watching The Daily Show and seeing ads for her Comedy Central series. Whenever I would see them I was thinking, "well, this is the problem with television, they're always showing me things I wouldn't ever consume in a million years." At least Google shows me things I might want.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Her standup is garbage like most female comedians but I think you guys should really look into watching her show, many of her sketches are loaded with red pill truths that I'm sure her male writers are slipping in without her noticing.

[–]putsch80 159 points160 points  (58 children)

This is just another version of 50 Shades of Gray. It's mental masturbation material for women, playing off the idea that somehow the alpha men they want to fuck are actually beta teddy bears and even mediocre looking women can control them with sex. In fact, it's so ludicrous it (the concept) actually is funny.

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[–]cxj 17 points18 points  (1 child)

This exactly, its like all those Michael cerna movies where some beta faggot gets a babe by being nice

[–]bluedrygrass 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Michael Cera could be the Blue King

[–]tuxedoburrito 11 points12 points  (0 children)

One of my plates tried to get me to watch that movie. She said it was about a man who would do anything for this girl and how she is his utter desire. It's like the same concept of porn flipped.

That doesn't exist and why the hell would I want to watch this.

It does exist but that's beta nonsense.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 56 points57 points  (45 children)

I have huge fucking balls, so I'm going to admit I actually saw 50 Shades, for the same reason I started this movie -- science. If the topic came up, I wanted to be versed enough in it that I could hold my own against the hamster. Like Trainwreck, I saw it on my computer, and it took me about eight starts-and-stops to get through it. It wasn't so much cringe as it was boring, but it had that hot piece of ass to look at, at least.

You're correct that it absolutely is the same fantasy mental masturbation for women, but in a completely different vein. It brought the idea that women want to be dominated by an alpha into the mainstream, subliminally -- and once that got out and the feminists realized they were getting off to the kind of domination they're supposed to be rallying against, they turned on it. It was reframed as "my desire to be dominated is an expression of my dominant female sexuality," or some such hamstered nonsense.

[–][deleted] 88 points89 points  (36 children)

dude you need to start watching some better movies...

[–]TaylorWolf 52 points53 points  (19 children)

Let me suggest Big Trouble in Little China

One of the all time greats I'm sad to hear they are remaking it with Dwayne Johnson lol

[–]godiebiel 21 points22 points  (2 children)

They Live !! RIP Roddy Piper

[–]KingofNUlm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ha I just watched it. The fight between the two guys in the alley over the sunglasses was pretty good I though

[–]tuxedoburrito 31 points32 points  (10 children)

Or Gladiator, the Patriot, Last Samurai, Braveheart.

Something masculine lol

[–]TaylorWolf 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sounds like Mac and Dennis movie night

[–]calloberjig 21 points22 points  (3 children)

More like The Godfather and fight club

[–]laere 2 points3 points  (1 child)

TBH Ethan Hawke in Boyhood was pretty TRP. He always had a different girl hanging off his arm throughout the movie as his son, Mason, was growing up. Also the advice he gave Mason about girls at the end was pretty solid IIRC. Overall, I enjoyed the movie, probably because I could relate to it well.

[–]tuxedoburrito 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What was the advice he gave?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jack burton is alpha Mgtow as fuck. Just driving his truck from coast to coast.

[–]Endorsed ContributorLastRevision 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eyes Wide Shut is so red pill it's actually about the red pill.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 4 points5 points  (14 children)

To be fair, on my desktop right now are Boogie Nights, The Game, and The Gambler. Those've been my recent watches, along with my weekly eps of True Detective and Ballers.

Apart from Mad Max, it's been a summer of shit movies.

[–]godiebiel 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just to make sure !! Have you seen They Live ?

[–]PedroIsWatching 12 points13 points  (3 children)

It was reframed as "my desire to be dominated is an expression of my dominant female sexuality," or some such hamstered nonsense.

I've seen this, and I've always wondered how anyone has been able to say it with a straight face.

[–]StManTiS 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Because the sub is more in control than the Dom.

[–]theDarkAngle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Are you being sincere? I'm not all that familiar with that stuff, but somehow that almost makes sense.

[–]25russianbear25 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Youre just not the target audience... youre not a chubby/fat middle aged woman who is looking for the high life of being a player. This movie just feeds into the dream of those unhappy housewives.

[–]Heizenbrg 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I don't know how long OP saw the movie, but it was actually reallyy fucking red pill.
The whole movie is about how she's washed up and fucked too many guys while her sister admits she wouldve been better off to find beta dude even though sex is not as great as Chad.
She then finds beta doctor who is actually pissed at all the guys she's been with but doubles down like a good old beta man should and they fall in love.
The ending probably coddled all the women watching feel sorry for themselves so their hamster actually thinks they'll get the rich beta boy.
Imagine the ratings if the movie had ended with a "sorry ho you missed your chance".

[–]skoobled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. It's lowest common denominator popular entertainment. If you want something meaningful, go to the library

[–]occupythekitchen 1 point2 points  (1 child)

honestly it's impressive how women can control men through sex or just the prospect of sex.

[–]Scimitar66 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Imagine how they'll feel when this fantasy of theirs falls to pieces.

[–]king_of_red_alphas 78 points79 points  (11 children)

Wow. That's actually worse than what I imagined. I thought it was going to just be her having a bunch of NSA sex with drunk chads and being happy about it. But the premise is that the Chads are "clingy"?? ... and that SHE is the one ushering them out the door? Jesus fucking Christ.

[–]1grubek 181 points182 points  (4 children)

Its women porn. In men porn all hot women want to fuck. In women porn all hot men want to commit.

[–]Linrraba 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah but in men porn all the hot women want to fuck well hunged/built dudes. Not the case for women's porn

[–]kellykebab 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Men porn usually does not feature the male lead tirelessly committing to women out of his league who keep trying to fuck his brains out.

I think there is something unusual happening in our society where women seem to want notches of their own.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

The part where it's Amy Schumer is what makes it surreal. Like, if it were Melissa McCarthy and she was kicking Michael Fassbender out of bed, we could understand it was trying to be humorous by amplifying an absurd, unrealistic situation. However, they had Schumer done up in her hot girl disguise like this is real life, and it's not part of the joke -- she's actually bedding these guys and they're actually begging for her commitment.

[–]collidoscope 41 points42 points  (1 child)

The problem is we can't make fun of real things anymore. We can't regard the entire premise of Trainwreck as unrealistic because people are so easily offended.  

2015: "If reality offends you, create your own reality. Then force other people to agree with you."

[–]Endorsed Contributorbalalasaurus 7 points8 points  (1 child)

They're not Chads; they're BBs. You think Chads would go around giving their commitment away the way she portrays them?

[–]antariusz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's comedy... because women know that those type of men aren't interested in committing. They (Amy Schumer and the writers of the movie) are self aware enough to know that the 9/10 guys are just pumping and dumping them.

That's why they enjoy it... as humor. Because the situation is absurd.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children)

The saving grace of any rom-com is that I genuinely need to want to bang the lead actress.

That's why Mila Kunis, Jennifer Aniston or Katherine Heigl work because 90 minutes of looking at an attractive woman with your mind on autopilot is realistic.

With Amy Schumer she just isn't hot. So you end up paying attention to what's going on and you don't like what you see.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should watch her TV shows version of 12 angry men. Its basically 30 minutes of guys deciding if she was hot enough to be on TV. Its actually hilarious tbh

[–]Trpidation 22 points23 points  (7 children)

I had the same gag-reflex reaction to seeing the trailer for it. And of course Amy Schumer was the writer, because she basically just wrote her fucking fantasy: ugly bitch who dudes are desperately trying to keep around.

In my opinion, the origin of this evil came from Girls. In the show, Lena Dunham (that fat, pear-shaped bitch) somehow gets very good looking guys who are beta whipped by her. And then she proceeds to show us her horrific body. I wouldn't fuck her if you paid me to.

That said, this is the standard that is being set for women in society because women have no ability to create their own sense of standards and stick to them. They may create ideals in their heads (I'm an innocent virgin), but they'll fuck any alpha at any given moment despite that. Silly ass women. All this standard does is make AWALT ring more true, as well as make it easier for us to bang more women. Downside: higher N counts and far lower quality women.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Thank you. As bad as Amy Schumer is, Lena Dunham is a hundred times worse.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just reading her name makes me furious. Thanks a lot.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 13 points14 points  (3 children)

Oh my fucking god. I totally forgot about this until you triggered me.

In my post in this thread about the aforementioned female I was on the date with, the tipping point in the conversation was Lena Dunham. She can thank Lena for not getting laid.

I was like "oh, your girl Lena, the pedophile who brags about raping her sister in her little memoir and then makes false rape claims on another guy to boost her feminist street cred?" and she was like "that's just her brand of humor, she wasn't being serious. She's really funny."

Lena fucking Dunham. Ugghhhhhhhh.

[–]Trpidation 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She can thank Lena for not getting laid.

Hahahaha. That is fucking hilarious. I'm with you 100% though, any girl who's a diehard Girls fan can go fuck herself. Definitely says a lot about an individual's mental caliber and substance. Fuckin' Christ man. Sometimes I hate society.

[–]DexterousRichard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ah god. This entire thread has me rolling. Hilarious.

[–]LeCompte77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Judd Apatow has somehow been possessed by a feminazi demon and has been supporting both of these disgusting women while helping produce all their feminist bullshit and pushing it upon the masses.

What happened to you Judd? I cringe every time he talks about how awesome these "women" are.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (16 children)

It's amazing how unbearable most movies are after discovering TRP.

[–]CornyHoosier 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. The worst is seeing a "nice guy" who is trying to friend a woman into bed. I see my old self in this nice guy and it truly disgusts me.

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Do not watch Forrest Gump with trp lenses on

[–]theDarkAngle 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I think everyone definitely should do that.

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just mean it will ruin whatever positive memories you have of that movie.

Fuck Jenny

[–]ChrisBenRoy 2 points3 points  (3 children)

To be fair Forrest was close to being mentally handicapped.

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's Jenny that's the problem

[–]Talon1212 3 points4 points  (3 children)

I can't bare to watch Big bang theory anymore.

[–]laere 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Even pre-trp that show sucked ass. There is more laughing track than actual scripting in that abomination of a show. And that leonard guy landing the "girl next door" penny, fucking nigga please. That show is a fedora's wet dream with a side of be your beta-self and land a hot babe bullshit on top.

[–]watcher45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Agreed, with trp filter on, watch movies like "The 40 yr old virgin" and others and realize just how horrible the premise really is.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (5 children)

I don't understand what's funny about a poorly built woman talking about what a slut she is. And it's not even the fact tha she's a woman that makes her so terrible, I've seen female comedians that I thought were funny, Amy Schumer is just ass.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 21 points22 points  (3 children)

You know what, I just thought about two comediennes who are very Liberal, very much feminist -- but put out something that is so Red Pill I probably could put it in its own thread.

Garfunkel and Oates, aka Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci do this comedy band thing and have a song called 29/31 -- where one of them plays a pre-wall woman and the other a post-wall.

Women can be funny, but you can absolutely stereotype and be correct most of the time about what you're going to get from them.

[–]Linrraba 4 points5 points  (1 child)

They're a great example. Too bad Riki is doing Another Period, which sucks

[–]RemyPrice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God it sucks.

Had such potential, too.

[–]jaredschaffer27 16 points17 points  (12 children)

Just watched the preview. Christ on a crabcracker, that's not looking good. Should watch it for science anyways. I have never paid attention to Amy Schumer before but goddamn, she is a 5 at best and hooking up with the top 1% of men throughout the entire trailer.

[–]RemyPrice 18 points19 points  (10 children)

WTF is with the guys in this thread saying she's a 5?

She's MAYBE a 3 in NYC.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 15 points16 points  (2 children)

This is a stupid subjective argument to begin with, but I feel compelled to defend calling her 5 (at best), which is completely average.

Scientific measures say Americans are now fat as fuck. "Curvy" and proud is now mainstream -- there's no shaming in being 200+. In my objective measure, I'd pretty much never call an obese woman average, which would be a 5. Schumer doesn't have physical deformities, she's not morbidly obese, and she's not old as fuck. When you think about her in those terms, saying she's slightly below average to average is perfectly reasonable. I say that and I think she's absolutely repulsive, but realistically, there are at least 50% women more repulsive than her.

[–]RemyPrice 3 points4 points  (1 child)

All valid points. My scale is definitely skewed.

I find anyone heavier than 125 lbs to be grossly overweight.

[–]makethemflaunt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guys, Amy Schumer is totally going to Google herself and find this thread...

[–]jaredschaffer27 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Are girls in NYC that hot? I stayed with a friend in Queens and hobnobbed around Manhattan for a few days and didn't notice anything special.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

It's a head game that people in NYC play to brag even further about where they chose to live.

[–]jaredschaffer27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't surprise me. I hated that area, too dense and concrety for me. One of my friends there said, and I quote "sometimes when I need to get away from it all and be in nature, I go to Central Park."

[–]ScottRikkard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

why invest time in that. Go watch scarface again.

[–]2Occams_Shiv 89 points90 points  (2 children)

If I had gone to a theater I would have faked a seizure or something.

This line is funnier than anything I have ever seen from Amy Schumer.

[–]laere 22 points23 points  (0 children)

His description of the movie had me at gun in mouth.

[–]skoobled 28 points29 points  (1 child)

It's girl porn, man. If she's doing this calculatedly then she's a genius and deserves the profit

Frankly any one of us could do the same, but you need to do it via female shils

[–]watcher45 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Making bank off of the stupid fantasies she knows others have, cant argue with that too much.

[–]alkyjason 28 points29 points  (4 children)

I went on a date with this female a week ago, and she was talking about how she loves Amy Schumer.

This girl you're dating must have a golden vagina because at this point, the date should have ended.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 30 points31 points  (3 children)

at this point, the date should have ended.

It sure did, lol.

It's actually a funny story, I got fucking angled. She pulled the ol' 3-year-old pictures trick and shows up looking nothing like what she represented herself as -- and she had a horrible personality. I was gonna soldier up and hit it anyways, but six Long Islands later and I still couldn't do it. And I fucking love 22-year-olds.

Now that I think about it, it was like this movie, and I was gonna be that guy banging Amy Schumer.

[–]Iceman3514 33 points33 points [recovered]

It's actually a funny story, I got fucking angled.

Uh huh..go on

She pulled the ol' 3-year-old pictures trick

Well this took a turn

and shows up looking nothing like what she represented herself as

and then another turn

and she had a horrible personality

that was a given at this point

I was gonna soldier up and hit it anyways

did you get bored of russian roulette? was skydiving too basic? or are you just more baby crazy than she?

And I fucking love 22-year-olds

WE JUST LOST CABIN PRESSURE. This bitch was 22!?

[–]Harry_Teak 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Enter Tinderella Amy (5 at best)

Maybe after 5 shots in 5 minutes after 5 years of celibacy and you've got 5 days to live. Maybe.

Even if she was attractive her personality alone is a dick drooper.

[–]theDarkAngle 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Do we count personality on the 10 scale?

[–]Harry_Teak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure about others, but I certainly do. Personality can make a 5 a 7 and a 10 a 3. Pretty packages are great until you unwrap them and find a turd in the box.

Of course a bad personality can sometimes be retrained, but that takes time and effort. Usually it's not worth it and often the damage is too severe to even consider it.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face 45 points46 points  (7 children)

A 5?

You are being somewhat generous.

[–]SCROTAL-SACK 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Agreed. This is the most outrageous thing ITT. The woman is the real-life incarnation of Miss Piggy.

[–]2CHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK 30 points31 points  (2 children)

Id rather fuck Miss Piggy than Schumer

Kermit will cuckold well for my kids too I think

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always knew he was beta as all hell

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her face honestly reminds me of Chucky.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You're right.

Idk, average face and average body. Morbid obesity is celebrated in America now, so by not weighing 200+ and having just about hit the wall, I'd be comfortable slating her between 3 to 5 at the very high end.

[–]IronMeltsinmyHands 8 points9 points  (4 children)

you know... i saw more than you. all the way to the end actually.

And I regret it. Juust fucking awful that woman.

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 7 points8 points  (3 children)

How the fuck did you do it. You're like Chuck Yeager of the new standard of chick flicks.

[–]IronMeltsinmyHands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I lost a few IQ points. Don't recommend.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, that doesn't even take the cake. How about turning John Cena into the biggest beta bitch out there? How about when Bill Hader's character freaks out when Amy says, "this year?" about how many guys she hooks up with and he just completely forgets about it

Then, the movie goes to show that if you toss away all your booze and stop smoking weed in public venues cause you can't handle the stress, your doctor who is friends with LeBron James will forget all about the cock carousel you rode.

Then to top it all off, we paint Colin Quinn (Amy's dad) as the penultimate cheating asshole and there is never a response after, "oh sure, everyone's a saint when you die," regarding the girl's late mother

Then comes Quinn's funeral, everyone calls him an asshole but whatever, he was Amy's favourite. NEVER ONCE do we ever get to see how much of a cunt their mother was.

FOR FUCK SAKES the beginning scene is a father addressing to his daughters that they are getting a divorce; where was mom? Probably slugging bottles at the bar and fucking other dudes just like dad. But it's mom and she died first so she's the better one.

The whole movie left a disgusting taste in my mouth. I got to about the 25 minute mark and was ready to go get y money back (the plan was to pretty much get a preview, get money back then go see a better movie) but I just had to see what else would go on in the movie.

Dave Attell, Birbiglia, Hader, all the little cameos from the O&A crowd were hilarious but good god was this movie ever atrocious.

ALSO, NOT A SINGLE SCHUMER TIT! Fucking John Cena with a shirt on?! HOW DARE YOU!

Hader's sex scene was sort of sexy with Schumer's outfit (mind you the lighting probably had a lot to do with that) but she was wearing a fucking undershirt in every sex scene...fucking ridiculous.

[–]Iceman3514 23 points23 points [recovered]

Jesus fucking christ, America 2015, gun in mouth

Thank you for making me shit a brick. That is literally how I've felt about this since the trailer dropped. This film might actually make me cry

[–]Sementeries 25 points26 points  (11 children)

This film might actually make me cry

It made a guy go on a shooting spree.

[–]markcabal 27 points28 points  (2 children)

I guess you could say he was "triggered".

[–]Iceman3514 9 points9 points [recovered]


buckle up, boys. this is about to become a national discussion.

You ever wonder if a girl has lied to your face? You're going to get a second crack at analyzing every statement - brought to you by the talking heads of your national news networks

[–]Sementeries 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Someone shows up at my door and I'm like "too soon?"

[–]I_luv_twinks[S] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I was making a facetious, flippant comment, and now I'm sitting here, mouth agape. I did not know it was this movie.

There is a non-zero chance that guy went nuts because of the movie. He was an old timer, maybe he didn't have the threshold for it. I mean, he was obviously mentally-ill, but man, wtf.

[–]Harry_Teak 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually attending the movie didn't make him lose it, obviously he came to it with the crazy pre-loaded. I've assumed since the story broke that the trailer alone is what made him pick that particular film for his rather explosive brand of activism.

[–]Sementeries 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It was a joke. I don't think anybody with average intelligence thinks the movie made him lose his shit and want to kill people.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you do movie write ups, watch the terrible new Vacation remake.

Total beta has a postwall wife who settled for him, they go to her old gollege campus where he sees how much of a slut she is. He sticks with her.

Gets much worse as the movie progresses.

[–]mrheh 4 points5 points  (3 children)

OP One of trp hero's who died Patrice Oneal had her on his relationship show. He puts her in her place numerous times, it's hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jaCAYgXMHE

[–]mykonos_rm 1 point2 points  (2 children)

what's the timestamp of when she shows up?

[–]Imapancakenom 66 points67 points  (7 children)

You all needn't be so brutal. I thought this movie was redpill as hell and I was laughing my ass off the entire time.

That soliloquy by Colin Quinn at the beginning set the tone and the rest of the movie kept it up. How could you not mention that scene? It was golden.

I don't know what your deal is, it's like you're upset that a movie made by a woman is doing so well and getting so highly rated. You're ignoring what this movie is really about. It's about a woman riding the cock carousel and getting off when she finds a beta bucks who's willing to commit to her despite her high partner count, and this guy meets her criteria for being her BB because he makes enough money and because he's such a pushover.

Whether the guys she was riding the CC with are alphas/out-of-her-league or not is debatable. Jon Cena was swole as fuck but his character was beyond moronic... in any case it's irrelevant because it's a movie and therefore a fantasy. That's the modern American woman's fantasy these days, to ride the CC and party into her mid thirties and then marry a financially well-off, passive man. They're so unabashedly open about this fantasy, they're making movies and TV shows about it- hell, Sex and the City did it a long time ago. If Amy Schumer hadn't made this exact movie I guarantee you some other comedic actress would have within the year.

Females are gonna female. A Redpiller should be amused about it. "Gun in mouth?" Come on, man, don't be so dramatic.

[–]SpurdoBurdo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It confirms trp but it still feels like a movie to make girls who ride the CC feel better about their life choices. I still have 20 minutes left in it though, just after the part where she almost fucked a 16 year old.

Amy Schumer is the most overrated comic in the entire industry today though. I'd at least understand the hype if she was higher than a 5.

Edit: Yeah it's trp except that it leaves out the part 5 years after where she gets bored and he loses half his money.

[–]Iceman3514 24 points24 points [recovered]

You're missing the point. The whole point of red pill awareness is to "enjoy the decline".

emphasis on the word "DECLINE". it's not a good thing and it's being applauded and accepted.

Yeah I get it, society is off the rails and we were just born at a bad time, but that doesn't make it any less cringe worthy.

[–]Imapancakenom 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I feel like you missed the point of my post. "Enjoy the decline" was exactly what I meant. Women are celebrating their CC-riding and CC-exiting for a BB out in the open like this... that's the "decline." And I'm "enjoying" it because I was amused and entertained by this movie instead of bitterly railing against it and railing against Amy Schumer and other comediennes, like everyone else in this thread is doing.

You say it "doesn't make it any less cringe worthy" but I guess I'm saying we get to a point where you think, what's to cringe about? Or what's to be upset about? Amy Schumer making a movie like this is AWALT to me. Amused mastery is our final stage of mental evolution, is it not?

All I'm saying is, this movie has lots of laughs and it's just absolutely DRENCHED in RP truth. Don't see it if you don't want to, it's not going to improve you as a man or anything, but if (as was my case) your girl wants to go see it and asks you to go with her, and she's been behaving well and deserves to be rewarded, there's no reason not to.

[–]Dustin_Bromain 11 points12 points  (1 child)

The trailer was enough for me. No fucking thank you.

[–]watcher45 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Spoons her?, should have jacked off on her face while she slept then left.

[–]Nocontactorder 3 points4 points  (1 child)

No fat chicks. You millenials are taking it from fat chicks magic mike and kaitlyn. Haha so weak.

[–]redarkane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried watching it today; I lasted maybe 10 minutes. Her acting like a fucking slut and going through guys like lollipop's at the dentists office was disgusting.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol tinderella and an Amy schuemer fan? What a prize she must be.

[–]Factushima 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll take your movie reviews any time.

[–]betarex 3 points3 points [recovered]

Dude if you want to hear about mainstream pushing shit, the local alt rock radio station has been pushing this one song by Rob Schneiders daughter and it's about all these boys she dates and wants her and she keeps moving on to a new one.

I check the music video. This girl is like something you would go after at last call. At least 50 lbs overweight and doesn't have the fat tits to sucker in guys. And the guys? Easy 8% body fat underwear models wrestling for her attention.

Utter bullshit

[–]yamanbt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just googled her. What has been seen cannot be unseen. My face is still twisted in disgust. Her name is "Elle King" for anyone with the stomach to give her a google image search.

[–]Endorsed ContributorrebuildingMyself 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This sounds like teenage girl fanfiction

[–]th3f3tt 3 points3 points [recovered]

Just saw this movie last night. Although it shows how fucking retarded Amy is at the beginning, it actually goes on to explain why riding the cock carousel in the long term is unsatisfying, and Amy goes on to be monogamous and much happier. (Admittedly with an oddball rich doctor type) You should really watch the whole film to get the message. It wasn't good or anything, but if anything it somewhat supported red pill beliefs.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I thought that movie sucked until......



[–]Magnum256[🍰] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Your post sounds like you think the situation in the movie is unrealistic, average or unattractive girls with guys out of their league. The problem is that I see this happening quite a bit. There were lots of short frumpy fat secretaries in the last office I worked in and they were all sluts who thought they were 8 to 10s and that any guy who looked at them wanted to fuck them. Most of these girls were like 140-180 lbs with huge blobby tits and a gut to match. At first I thought these girls were out of their fucking minds but most of them had guys in newer sports cars coming to pick them up after work, the guys seemed to be in really good shape and seemed to have money.

We're living in a gym culture right now. Most people, even nerds/geeks/betas will go to the gym at least 2-6 times a week and lift according to, at minimum, a basic program (starting strength typically) and after a year or two of doing this will look fairly jacked compared to someone that doesn't lift at all. We're also living in a college culture where most people under ~35 have or are in the process of acquiring a degree which will allow them to make a "fair" wage, if not more.

There are a lot of blue-pill or beta types out there in terms of mentality and mind-set but the bar is raising significantly in terms of aesthetics and wealth as time goes by and these fat unattractive women seem to be capitalizing on these guys that don't know any better.

Or at least that's how I've seen things in the last few years.

[–]Whiskytoast 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I might buy a ticket to her show the next time she comes to town. Just to sit in the front row and stare at her with a bored look. If she fucks with me say something along the lines "I'm sorry your not funny" If she goes any further ask her if there is anyway I can get my 35 bucks back, or at least make sure it goes to the opener?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

She isn't that funny but you are going to have to do better than that as a heckler

[–]DexterousRichard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about telling some jokes that actually make the audience laugh. That would be like heckler terrorism.

[–]Mature_Student 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best film review I've ever read.

[–]MrRexels 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Interstellar is more realistic than this. And that's one movie where love is threated as physics variable.

[–]99centHeartattck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never realized how homely she looks. She use to come on my Louis ck pandora station before I down voted all of her tracks. I remember thinking she was hot because her album cover was a female hourglass body with blond hair covering her nipples. I always figured she was hot and that's why she is blowing up. Now I know the model on her album cover is totally not her.

On another note , I think it's pretty obvious that women make terrible comedians. From Amy Schumar to Sarah Silverman same jokes , same bits. I have only seen one woman comedian who was truly funny in her own unique way. I can't remember her name , but she is an older blonde haired woman maybe in her 40s. She was on that show Louie.

[–]DMMDestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The title of the movie is accurate, at least.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 1 point2 points  (3 children)

then bitching to her friend at work that she just wants to be single but these Adonii just keep begging her to commit.

You can't make this shit up. I didn't even have to get to minute seven and it's the greatest hamster film of all time. Jesus fucking christ, America 2015, gun in mouth.

Hey, the "ugly girl gets dudes far above her league"-formula worked for SJP in SATC.

Enter Tinderella Amy (5 at best)


[–]bourbonhipster 2 points3 points  (2 children)


This isnt Amy Schumer. This is Amy Schumer made up, slathered in cosmetics, perfectly and professionally styled and then photoshopped to her closest rendition to perfection. She wouldnt look half that good on her best day and its a shame you guys still think this is how this 'hot'ness thing works.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I wanted to insinuate that she isn't even a 5 in that pic.

I mean, look at her - close-set eyes, a tiny mouth (which makes her nose appear larger) and a relatively broad face (thought this may be more due to her eyes and mouth). On top of that her body is a quite unappealing - not because she's slightly overweight, but because she's, well, quite mannish (I mean, look at these shoulders...).

In my book she's mildly unattractive even when fully dolled up.

[–]bourbonhipster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In my book she's mildly unattractive even when fully dolled up.

Ok we are in consensus then. Ill leave my original post as cautionary tale for others who might be confusing this for hotness.

[–]FallenHighSchoolJock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds pretty realistic to be honest. This is how much attention your average 5 gets.

[–]speed3_freak 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually like a lot of her old stand up. She's pretty un-PC with a lot of her jokes. Her show is fucking terrible.

The whole women can't be funny thing is stupid. Amy Poehler and Tina Fey are both excellent comedians. Sure, they aren't as funny as a lot of male comedians, and there definitely aren't many that make the list, but women can be funny.

[–]General_Fear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

From the ad I figured this movie was a woman's wet dream.

Basically, a young woman moves to the big city. Party all night every night. Bangs anything that moves and right before she hits the wall, she marries a doctor.

Ladies. Good luck with that.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL, Amy says out loud, " You dress him like that so no one wants to have sex with him" Its so funny how she just falls for the beta half way through for absolutely no reason except he passed one shit test, called her out on loving sports. This movie is so fucking red pill it hurts.


[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I try not to watch movies. It's just social programming. Amy schumer is a jap, Jewish American princess from Long Island. Most of the feminist agenda is pipelined thru Hollywood and New York. I avoid propaganda originating from these sources.

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