Field Report"...You're Not My Type" (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Senior ContributorOmLaLa

TL;DR- Tinderina becomes “my type” by rationalizing it as an attempt to prove me wrong.

“...You’re Not My Type”

“An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.” ― Shannon L. Alder

It started with meeting this cute chick from Tinder named Tinderina at a bar.

Tinder chick’re hot, but Tinderina was high-tier. She wore this button-up thing with her tits spilling out. Says she just ‘threw it on’ and didn’t realize. Yeah. Oookay. Tinderina’d drove 45 minutes to come to the bar. Came in with her tits pouring all over the place like a couple of stuck faucets.

Sex was on the table. All over that damn table. Cake.

Well, from the jump all she dishes out is shit test after shit test. Poke after poke. Prod after prod. She just talks and talks and talks… starts to grind on my gears a bit. Better shit to do, you know? I start getting bored, not really getting anywhere.

She stops and asks what’s wrong. Why I’m so quiet. "I’m bored. You're boring me."

She says something like “well, I’m soooorry I’m boring you!” She clams up. Fucking finally.

It didn’t last long. “How daaare you! No one’s eeever told me that I was boring!”

"Well then no one’s been straight with you. Like lettuce'd been stuck in your teeth all day. Maybe you have dishonest friends."

She fucking flips. Blah blah you’re suuuch an asshole. Blah blah you’re sooo mean. Blah blah no guy’s ever treated me this way. A fucking princess, this one.

I check my phone during her lil' temper tantrum. A text from Candy. An invitation to spend the night. Sure thing v. this Tinderina's hissy fit? Easiest decision of my life.

Rock beats scisso–I mean–actions beat words. Head for the door. She stops me.

“And wheeere do you think yooou’re going?”

"Candy’s place."

“Whose Caaandy?!” “So you’re leeeaving me?!” You know, with that extra sing-song-y inflection-y shit pissed off girls paste at the end of every sentence. I'd had enough. I tell her:

“You’re not my type.”




Well then.

That shut her up.

She gives me this “did you just cum in my mouth?!” face. Mouth open ‘n shit.

How many hot dogs do you think she could she fit in there? Maybe twelve.

Anyway she’s pissed again.

“Ex’cuuuse me?! I’m eeeveryone’s type! I mean just loook at me!” Stuck up lil' brat.

"Welp, you’re not mine."

“Are you gaaay or something?!” Grasping at straws much?

"Candy’s just better."

“Over meee?!”

"No shit over you."

Tell her Candy doesn’t dish out bullshit (Candy totally dishes out bullshit).

She asks if I do this to girls often. I say if they’re not my type yeah.

“…well what is your type?”

I tell her ‘promiscuous girls’. Whatever the fuck that means. I keep it vague on purpose. Let her hamster figure it out.

She goes on and on about how she doesn’t talk about sex with people she just met. It's not lady-like. The fuck ever. I say that’s not my type either. I head for the door again. Stops me again.

“Okay okay just stop leeeaving!” I ask why should I.

It was stupid easy from there. She says let’s go somewhere secluded and “listen to some music”. Fuck does that even mean? She wants to be my “type” all of a sudden. And what do promiscuous girls do? Why they listen to music in secluded places of course. So we leave in my car.

I park in some old parking lot off the freeway. She asks me to play Frank Ocean. I play The Weeknd. Tell her fuck Frank Ocean. “Oh. My. God. You’re suuch a fucking asshole. You know that?” I tell her she’s not the first to say that.

Then we fuck. Which was nice.

Then it was time to go. Got work in the AM. Tell her I have to return some tapes. She didn’t get it. Too young I guess.

LL- The only advantage men hold in relationships or encounters with women is the ability to walk away. While men may not experience the damage done to the female psyche and self-esteem from unexplained and effortless abandonment, do take note that the damage is indeed being caused. An assassin needn’t taste the poison to know it’s potency, nor does the gunman to suffer his own bullet to know it’s power.

[–]BaconEggsAndSleaze 326 points326 points [recovered]

This is what happens when a man simply likes himself more and put his own desires first.

Men who like themselves don’t have time for women who steal happiness or make their lives harder. You have options with other women who don’t.

And even if you don’t have any other options with any other women, it is much better to have no women at all than a woman who consumes more value from your life than she adds.

I'd go as far as to say that the first lesson newbies should be taught, is this.

Because unless you're willing to walk away, nothing you learn here will be of use.

[–]Mister_JR 125 points126 points  (3 children)

Understand that your time is the most valuable commodity of all.

This, gentlemen: "it is much better to have no women at all than a woman who consumes more value from your life than she adds."

Well said!

[–]tuxedoburrito 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Time is the most precious resource we have.

You can always get more money, more clothes, more food or more power. You can never get more time. Once your time here is up, that's it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it is indeed a finite resource, however we can prolong it for a while (mainly talking about our youth) via eating right, exercising etc

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear222 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in short, find girls who sacrifice for you

[–]ivoryhawk 28 points29 points  (3 children)

And even if you don’t have any other options with any other women, it is much better to have no women at all than a woman who consumes more value from your life than she adds.

Years ago I would have scoffed at this, but now? Damnit does this ring true.

Because unless you're willing to walk away, nothing you learn here will be of use.

Walking away even if you have nowhere to walk to. Just the fact that you are willing to go makes it all click right into place

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Yup. I no longer waste time with women that are no fun or are drama. Even my main will get told to leave if she wants to whine.

[–]ivoryhawk 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It's really for the best.

I would rather go work on my career or go to the gym than deal with a silly little girl

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Thanks to TRP...I now realize that the most valuable resource I have is my time. And I am not going to waste it doing something that doesn't bring me pleasure.

[–]Hexthorne 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And even if you don’t have any other options with any other women, it is much better to have no women at all than a woman who consumes more value from your life than she adds.

This is a very hard part of the lesson to learn, but it worked for /u/OmLaLa because it wasn't a bluff and he made it clear. No lies, no manipulation, no bullshit, just the straight up truth to her face. The fact that he had a better offer was icing on the cake.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find that the harsh truth is much more potent than some lie or fabrication. Usually the woman knows the truth but is so lost in her self-constructed delusion that she refuses to accept it and is shock when someone else notices it.

The truth is the betas she surrounds herself with know it too, but they're so afraid of confrontation that they hold back or "doll it up".

[–]averageredditor123 1 point2 points  (2 children)

By the description, it sounds like he was in from the start and all he had to do was not fuck up. At least he got to the point more quickly with the way he handled it.

[–]ProspectiveQuant 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Glad I'm not the only one. By the time a woman is driving to your private residence in the middle of the night with hardly any clothing on, without having ever met you... 99.9% of the game is over.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We actually met at a bar. I should've made this clearer in the post.

[–]abdada 84 points85 points  (12 children)

Just wait until you do the "return some tapes" line and she responds with "my dad says that!"

Shit, did I get old?

[–]redpillagedotcom 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Both you and I my friend... but we also got better ;-)

[–]tuxedoburrito 8 points9 points  (2 children)

And now I'm watching it.

It's hip to be square, gentlemen.

[–]JollyO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you have the style section on the floor. Do you have a dog or something? A little chow?

[–]1R_E_D_1 11 points12 points  (7 children)

I'm fuckin' around with a girl that's 12 years younger than me (over 18 of course). She calls me a dirty old man when we fuck. Turns me on for some reason I can't figure out.

[–]abdada 28 points29 points  (2 children)

My last LTR before my current LTR was half my age. My dad's current wife was 19 when he knocked her up -- he was 51 at the time. My great-grandfather had like 7 wives, always were 18 or 19 lol.

It's in the blood. And the best part is, an LTR can never ignore the fact that if she fucks up, you're replacing her with a younger version. Because you have a history of it.

[–]1R_E_D_1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting. Thanks for the insight.

[–]iamz3ro 1 point2 points  (3 children)

It is partially because of the validation of a much younger woman enjoying your cock. You're not old, but you're not young either, it's a great feeling.

[–]redadactyl 68 points69 points  (6 children)

I really enjoy your writing style, the train of thought is easy to emphasize with. This one seemed a little choppier than your previous posts because of inconsistent punctuation which made it a teensy bit harder to distinguish if you said it or thought it. Just a lil' constructive criticism because your content is excellent, but the frame just needs a little adjusting.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 55 points56 points  (5 children)

I love good constructive critizism. I will keep this in mind for my next post.

[–]Hatorader 6 points7 points  (4 children)

He's right I had to re-read some sentences to know whether it was thought or said. But great read. The writing style reminded me of American Psycho. I love narcissistic men(no homo), in a "their interesting" kind of way.

Edit : what's the weekend?

[–]ruboski 6 points7 points  (1 child)

"The Weeknd" is a musician like Frank Ocean, but you could say their music almost represents a polar opposite.

With Frank you have songs like "Thinkin' Bout You", romantic of sorts - then you have The Weeknd's music with songs like "Wicked Games" and "Loft Music", which are more so sexual songs.

I think /u/OmLaLa intended to make a point by using those two artists as a representation of betabux/alphafux.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's what you'd call a "New Age RnB" artist. Kind of like mixing old school Usher, Radiohead, Kid Cudi and Purity Ring in a pot and the soup is actually better than you'd expect.

[–]mystikcal1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I only fuck you when it's half past five"

[–]The_BeardedGentleman 75 points76 points  (2 children)

God the 180 that chicks do when you tell them you're done with their shit and are prepared to just walk is priceless (and slightly infuriating, but hey what are you gonna do).

Had a chick get all pissy on Saturday and grab her phone with an "oh look, its that tattoo artist that gave me his number earlier". "Maybe you should call him on your way home" and pushed her towards the door. She tried to backpeddle the situation, but I still kicked her out. Don't have time for that shit, because she wasn't the only whore I ran into while I was out.

Nice reference though, I might have stuck around for round 2 had she gotten it.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

You didn't even give her a second chance, that's a damn lesson right there.

[–]The_BeardedGentleman 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If I had she would have thought that shit was acceptable and tried it again in the future.

[–]-Awake- 64 points65 points  (8 children)

"She asks to play Frank Ocean. I play The Weeknd."

Check and mate

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

and if you haven't listened to The Weeknd yet get on it. good shit

[–]-Awake- 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh I've been in love with his music since the mixtapes. But it was a finishing move because 1. Fuck your music. 2. Let's vibe on some alpha theme music and not your soft love songs

[–]GIFtoGasm 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The weeknd has a nice alternative red pill mind set in his music compared to the love me bullshit the rest of rnb has been.

[–]benyadigg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh... I know better artist to play when fucking. She's just the typical dumb trendy bitch.

[–]ivoryhawk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But seriously tho? Fuck Frank Ocean

[–]_eskimo_brothers_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I can't feel my face, but I love it." That song is a radio monster. I do like some of Weeknd's other songs more, and I don't usually listen to the radio in the car, but when that comes on I think, this is too god damn catchy. It's like Michael Jackson wrote a song after doing some drugs before he passed away. And somewhere, there are some preteens snorting crushed pills to this.

[–]douchey_mcbaggins -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm actually rather happy to say I have no fucking idea who Frank Ocean is and couldn't name a single song he sings. Is he related to like... Billy Ocean from the 80's or something? Or is he just ripping off a character name from Ocean's 11?

[–][deleted] 119 points120 points  (38 children)

Upvoted for the American psycho reference.

[–]1aguy01 12 points13 points  (11 children)

I'm gonna rewatch it sometime. Loved that movie.

[–]Shaft-of-Patriarchy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think i might have to rewatch it tonight

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I preferred the book. I thought it was a black comedy and yet as Bateman disintegrates, it's incredibly disturbing.

[–]mr_burrito 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Currently reading it right now. Probably the most fucked up thing I've ever read.

[–]tuxedoburrito 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Doesn't he start eating people in the book?

[–]Knehmo 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Only a little bit at a time.

[–]tuxedoburrito 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh okay that isn't so bad then

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're after something that is probably more disturbing try Matthew Stokoe. High Life mines a similar vein as American psycho or Cows which is brilliant but disgusting

[–]boozecooker 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Read it in three or four sittings. Had a few mild panic attacks in public in the following weeks because you start fucking thinking like PB. "Disturbing" is right.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know that it belongs in r/books but Glamorama is disturbing as well. He's inconsistent but when he's on form, he's brilliant.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (22 children)

Does anyone else think it is strange that two of the books (American Psycho and Fight Club) that are most worshipped in here and tend to define red pilll logic were both written by homosexual men? Now I have no issue with someone being gay but can a gay man really know what it is to be straight alpha male? What does everyone think about this?

[–]iLLprincipLeS 39 points39 points [recovered]

it was discussed before. since they are not interested in women they can see easily through the facade.

[–]cosmicartery 3 points3 points [recovered]

Quite a few gay men have been fond of me at various times in my life, and I could feel the passion with some of them, tho I decisively drew the line early on. I wish I wasn't 100% straight and that I had the incentive to be more than friends with some of them. I wonder if I'd ever bother with bitches again

[–]ProspectiveQuant 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Give it a try.

I was in the same boat. I can see that objectively speaking it is way better for your life to be homosexual, and I had plenty of offers. So I made a careful choice and tried to see if it was possible. Sadly, it turns out I am somehow into women.

It sucks, but at least I know.

You might as well see for yourself if it's even possible right?

[–]iLLprincipLeS 0 points0 points [recovered]

I wonder if I'd ever bother with bitches again

what do you mean with that?

[–]rpkarma 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It means he'd start sucking dick instead of licking pussy

[–]rundownweather 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no idea Palahniuk was gay.

[–]mr_burrito 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I'm pretty sure gay guys can be alpha too. They just pound a lot of ass instead of pussy.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

True, I also pound a lot of ass, it's female ass though

[–]ProspectiveQuant 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Being an alpha homosexual is like being an alpha heterosexual on Extreme Hard Mode or some shit man.

Imagine having to master being a perfect alpha in every aspect as a man, just to have a shot at even living a decent life. Most straight guys only try to get a good job, be tough, work out constantly etc... in order to get a few more club sluts on weekends. Gay men have to do that just to get a shot at surviving. If they can't afford to live in super affluent little bubbles, and defend themselves from physical violence (even living in those super affluent bubbles), then they can't even live a normal life...

Now, because of the homosexual nature of things, an alpha has to master being beautiful as well, which means basically simultaneously mastering all of the feminine traits that women master in order to create mass desire from public appearance (since gay men are judged as harshly as women by their appearance by other gay men).

Imagine being gay... you have to be a top 1% earner, ripped, flawless, etc... just to compete on normal mode. If you are ever in Los Angeles, go walk down Santa Monica blvd between Doheny and La Cienaga. Virtually any guy there has the money, looks, and social status to be a top 5% heterosexual guy, and they are just barely in the gay game.

So imagine what it takes to be at the top of the gay game? Fucking unreal.

Being an alpha homosexual means you have to understand every angle of the sexual game basically imaginable.

[–]ProductivityMonster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you're exaggerating quite a bit (and LA is one of the most superficial cities out there for both hetero and homo), but, yes, the standard is higher.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gay men are still men. Masculinity and heterosexuality aren't opposed to one another. Also it's a caveat that each of the rp characters are revealed to be illusory in some way but you are right about the conclusion.

[–]SpaceTire 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I think it would be similar to a man writing an idealistic woman for women to inspire to.

[–]ProspectiveQuant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The word you want is "aspire".

[–][deleted] 7 points7 points

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Bale is brilliant in the movie. He captured Bateman so well.

Surreal that there's a musical of it. 'There's a rat in her vag -inahhh'

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunno why, but I pictured an opera singer.

[–]bea5tly 15 points16 points  (5 children)

Perfectly executed bro and the American psycho reference makes me happy. If only more people understood when I quoted that movie lol

[–]iLLprincipLeS 5 points5 points [recovered]

Do you know what Ed Gein said about women?

[–]bea5tly 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Ed Gein? The maitre 'd at Canal Bar?

[–]iLLprincipLeS 3 points3 points [recovered]

No, serial killer, Wisconsin, in the '50s.

[–]Masonjarteadrinker2 12 points13 points  (3 children)

This is very true just on Sunday some regular plate was gonna come over for sex but took an extra 2 hours, when she text me if I still wanted her to come over I told "nah do you're thing, I'm gonna hit the gym"

Kept sending me selfie and sexual snapchats telling me how much she hated me all day and then still wanted to hang out at night, I passed. I can only imagine what that shit did to her psyche.

[–]tuxedoburrito 6 points7 points  (1 child)

One of my favorite nights this year is this.

One of my plates asked me to drive her home from the bar we were both at (not together, but she needed a ride). I give her a ride home, I come out of her bathroom and she has her pants and undies off. I just tell her I'm leaving and did.

The next week we hangout again and I close that time. She asks me to spend the night, I decline saying I'm going to the gym.

I felt like such a badass. And id rather be getting stronger than spending the night cuddling with some girl that doesn't mean much to me.

[–]Masonjarteadrinker2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you man, it's like this inner calmess that you get when you're able to turn down pussy because you know you can get it elsewhere. It's like they can sense that you don't need them and that makes them want you more. This RP thing takes a while to really internalize but ones it does, it's really priceless.

[–]notrustled 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Blah blah you’re suuuch an asshole. Blah blah you’re sooo mean. Blah blah no guy’s ever treated me this way.

a.k.a. The words you'd prefer to hear from a chick you wanna bang. These are among the most heartwarming compliments a man could receive.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol it's funny how true that is, you know you're fucking in when you hear this. Silly women don't know how to use words.

[–]1NV0K3R 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Tell her I have to return some tapes.

I knew you were a fucking stand-up dude.

The number of times I've used this line is uncountable. It's not a 100% get sex line (well the two girls who recognized it jumped me immediately) but it is such an over the top "wtf" claim that girls have no idea how to respond to it.

Another one from the same movie I use is "Want to check out my Cerruti sheets? You can only get them in Sante Fe." Not exact and no one will ever get it but shit I like dropping subtle shit like that all the time.

I need to figure out how to work in Huey Lewis and the News next.

[–]tuxedoburrito 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The line

"I started working out every day and watching what I eat. Some say it's crazy but I don't even care. There's no denying it, it's hip to be square."

I mean the song is about living your life right and conforming into what I perceive masculinity to be. It's essential TRP material.

[–]king_of_red_alphas 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Do you like Whitney Houston?

It's hard to choose a favorite among so many great tracks. But 'The Greatest Love of All' is one of the best, most powerful songs ever written about self-preservation and dignity. Its universal message crosses all boundaries and instills one with the hope that it's not too late to better ourselves,” he continues. “Since, Elizabeth, it's impossible in this world we live in to empathize with others, we can always empathize with ourselves. It's an important message. Crucial, really. And it's beautifully stated on the album.

[–]Clockshade 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

[–]aherne18 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me a couple of years ago. I met a nasty girl on internet, had "sex" by webcam then decided to "have a drink somewhere". When we met, to my surprise, she was very disrespectful, talked about other males, etc. I don't know if she was shit-testing or just not liking me but I was indifferent all along.

Next day she invited me to her apartment: why don't you come to my place instead, I said? Next time, she said... So I went to her place (stupid me = I've submitted to her conditions). There she had another whore of her age (her room mate) that I immediately started to have a long conversation with. Original girl tried to bait me, but I defused any hostility, was super calm and ready to have my dick sucked (by any of the two). In the end, room mate was summoned by her boyfriend, so I was left with original girl. Then I summoned her to her bedroom to "continue our conversation in a more relaxed place". She immediately said no and tried once again to give me shit, so I simply LEFT:) SHE JUST COULDN'T BELIEVE HER EYES... What are you doing? Is that it?

Same thing happened to me over and over. They just DON'T understand...

[–]yaardi 23 points24 points  (8 children)

Next step is memorizing this and playing Genesis in your car.

Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMentORPHEUS 8 points9 points  (6 children)

Love Genesis OLDER than Duke. I think you've got it backwards, or I'm just showing my age. Listen to Collins' first wavery falsetto vocal on "More Fool Me" to contrast with highly produced stuff like "Sussudio" and "In the beer commercial tonight"

[–]tripwire1 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I wanted to downvote for not getting the reference, but I had to upvote for Genesis knowledge

[–]fuckbitchesnhos2015 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He's just a real life Patrick Bateman. Always willing to read a few music reviews aloud for you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You realize he's quoting a movie, right?

[–]Endorsed ContributorMentORPHEUS 8 points9 points  (1 child)

No, just an old fan of old Genesis geeking out momentarily in someone's thread. Nothing to see here.

[–]PeanutFlavor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The part that always kills me.."don't just stare at it, eat it". Had me ROLLING every time I saw that film.

[–]Zeparic 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Reading your shit is hilarious and incredibly insightful. I wish I could see it enacted though. Like what your facial expression looks like, your tone of voice, posture, etc.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 29 points30 points  (2 children)

I'll be on YouTube in the coming months.

[–]redpillagedotcom 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"Tell her I have to return some tapes. She didn’t get it. Too young I guess."

SNORT - I almost sprayed my coffee all over my screen. Keep it up brother.

[–]Hokuto199x 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It probably WAS the first time anyone ever spoke to her that way. She's obviously so used to guys trying to butter her up it's kind of gross to even think about.

[–]suloco 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This has to be the most entertaining, well written, badass FR I have ever read here. Golden!

'Tell her Candy doesn’t dish out bullshit (Candy totally dishes out bullshit).'

Laughed so hard!

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That means a lot to me.

[–]payoman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't buy it.

She drove 45 minutes to meet you. At your home. From a Tinder match.

You already had massive SMV to get the above to even occur. Sharing your background on how you made the above even happen would probably be much more insightful than your current post. All this 'abandonment' game was a non-issue.

She would have fucked you even if you just sat there agreeing and apologizing. She was DTF.

I'm not saying that the ability to walk away isnt attractive, but in this instance, it was dwarfed in proportion to yours looks and fitness. You are already in the top 20%. This post just proved the buyer was already sold.

[–]battlergregatwork 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Classic abundance mentality also. You knew you had nothing to lose by walking away, she knew it also you were prepared to walk away at any minute.

Works wonders.

[–]monzzter221 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I have to return some videotapes" ahaha love the move seen it a hundred times and never once thought to use it. Grade A 100% pure American beef right there.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (2 children)

lol fuck you Frank Ocean's the man. but I see what you were doing there

[–]garlicextract[🍰] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What was he doing there?

[–]ITHOUGHTYOUMENTWEAST 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think he means that the OP 1: Chose to disagree with her music choice and 2: the weeknd has way darker music than Frank.

I really like both though so you can't go wrong as far as mood music goes.

[–]tripwire1 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Wait so were you just gonna, like, leave her at your place?

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We were at a bar.

[–]-rubashov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reading between the lines it seems they met somewhere public.

[–]Kenny_Twenty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I've got a meeting with Cliff Huckstable at the Four Seasons."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Embrace being alone and youll never fear it. That way when you encounter a vapid personality like this you are not afraid to pay your tab and walk out. Choosing the be alone was the best decision I ever made, because now all the women I meet are in my life if I choose to let them in it, not out of some desperation to be loved or whatever that sacrifices my own self worth.

OP did exactly this. Did not have time for BS. Candy might not even be real (she probably is) but the notion of Candy being out there for you should help you to walk out on situations where you can feel your time being wasted.

[–]Stonish 2 points3 points  (4 children)

I love FR like this. But after all of that reading there is a question in my mind - how do you differ that girl from LTR? I mean in case of treating them. That one was obviously a one night stand, maybe a plate if you will for the future but... If that would be a girl you want to turn into LTR (taking into exception her preservation and shit) how would the entire conversation look like? Im not about learning the conversation, no, no. Im just curious about the form of it.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

To be frank I honestly don't believe in LTRs. They're ultimately doomed to fail. I could preach about why they're doomed from the start but I'm sure you'd rather hear an answer from an RPer that believes in LTRs.

[–]Redasshole 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I would rather listen to your version.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he asks me to play Frank Ocean. I play The Weeknd. Tell her fuck Frank Ocean.


[–]Insilo 16 points17 points  (2 children)

fake as fuck... chad thundercock wanna be much ?

[–]fuckbitchesnhos2015 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You ever seen american psycho? It's about a guy with delusions of grandeur.

I think perhaps you didn't get the reference.

I think this post is an elaborate and humorous dig at TRP in general.

[–]satanicpriest13 8 points9 points  (5 children)

"I have to return some videotapes"

Love using that one. It sounds weird nowadays since we've gone digital.

Anyone who hasn't, should read the book. Lot of red pill knowledge.

[–]Hatorader 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I think the whole point of the statement is that you can't possibly have to return some tapes. You're clearly and bluntly blowing her off while being patronizing and condescending at the same time.

[–]satanicpriest13 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Even the way he delivers it makes it clear he's blowing you off. But what I mean is, borrowing / delivering tapes was a concept in those days. Using the excuse today will just leave your victim dumbfounded.

[–]jasonbecker83 10 points11 points  (7 children)

As much as I would like to believe what I read on this sub... This sounds like totally made up shit...

[–]Danedina 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You'd be amazed. I think what you're not realizing is that women's lives are boring as fuck. Games like this are like catnip. It's why badboys are so popular. I'll bet you could get most chicks to help you rob a bank, or drug some businessman for his wallet. Their lifetime pussypass teaches them that rules don't really apply, and therefore they don't understand why more guys aren't out taking what they want at gunpoint.

[–]ITHOUGHTYOUMENTWEAST 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I get that you might not believe it, but what about it seemed made up? He didn't do anything spectacular. She insisted, he played hard to get and demonstrated value. Ezpz

[–]ShitfacedBatman 5 points5 points [recovered]

Sometimes I think women fuck as a way of fighting. They can't fight, but they can fuck.


It used to be "fight or flight." Then they changed it to "fight, flight, or freeze." Now I'm thinking they might update it to "fight, flight, freeze, or fuck."

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Sounds like you held frame masterfully and literally walked toward the door.

Does this shit work over text message? Example: a girl flakes on a date a couple times or just seems to be all about validation rather than doing the deed

[–]1oldredder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no, texting is for logistics. Women don't perceive logic & emotion via text any way men would expect them to.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Yes to a degree. You'd have to stop responding at a time that doesn't make you seem butthurt.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah, I like to make it look like I have better options and not be butthurt. Even if she is smoking hot and the best option

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Weekend must have sure put her in the mood. My ex never liked the Weekend, too honest for the Hamster I guess.

[–]ChadThundercockII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I kept a straight face throughout the post until the end. "I've got to return some video tapes." lmao

[–]1oldredder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

not the only advantage, just one version of it: having the ability to walk away (the will) is not the same to the woman as having another, better woman to walk to. It's all good that you can walk anywhere else any time but it stings more than ever for a woman to know her bitch-attitude and body aren't enough to make you stay because some other woman is hotter without the bitch attitude.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I feel like OPS attitude, while effective, would only work for a tiny percentage of men with good genetics + years at the gym.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see it more optimistically. Let it be a driving force that reveals the importance of continuous dedication to one's own physique.

[–]mechdemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that depends on how you define 'work'. Will it 'work' to get a woman into your bed - No, unless sh'es already made the decision to sleep with you.

They only way this 'works' is not to worship at the vaginal altar, but to internalize a certain DNGAF attitude that, coincidentally, will make you more attractive to certain types of women. Or maybe all types, hell, AWALT right?

[–]oolevityoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the funniest and perhaps most useful FR I think I've read in a while.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (13 children)

Look at African women without makeup and clothes. They are hideous. Western women are not as hot as we think they are. Most have bad breath and smell like shit or have body hair growing after 2 days of not washing/shaving. No women is hot enough for a man to risk his lifetime savings. No women is nice enough for a man to risk his lifetime savings. End of story. The only reason why young girls want to get married is to exploit a man like their mothers did. How many old hags (45+) want to get married? 0? Yeah I thought so...

[–]douglas_p 11 points12 points  (7 children)

About a month ago, I mentioned on here that most black women's faces would be indistinguishable from men if they shaved their heads and didn't wear makeup. A ton of dudes got offended, but none could actually claim that I was wrong...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever I miss my ex I try to remember her nipple hair incident where she had a huge black hair growing on her nipple. Yeah it's gross but that's the point.

[–]through_a_ways 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Black women have higher levels of testosterone. Same reason why they're more likely to reach orgasm than white or asian women.

[–]Danedina 2 points3 points  (1 child)

is that true? Where are you getting that?

[–]fortifiedoranges 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chad Thundercock PhD, Bro Science Institute

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say you're wrong, because you are. This sounds like a sweeping statement and like you are stating how you feel.

I've had several types of women and can say that you're definitely wrong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't say you're wrong either but that's pretty unnecessary imo

[–]maxisacatt 3 points3 points [recovered]

Nothing wrong with body hair on a woman. A nice bush on a 9 just screams confidence and that is sexy.

[–]cptspiffy 22 points22 points [recovered]

Gotta disagree with you there, but to each his own.

[–]Hatorader 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Even if the pubic hair is died purple?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's my point there are no "9"s. It's just an illusion.

[–]aazav 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Yeah, seriously, at that point, I'd have lost so much interest in her that she'd not even be worth fucking.

[–]gokurakumaru 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This is what I don't get about the story. I'd pass on the sex just to fuck with her head. All this ended up doing was validate her high opinion of herself.

[–]Senior ContributorOmLaLa[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All that matters to me is the lay. How she hamsters it afterwards is the next guy's issue.

[–]resume_ 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Ok, I love this sub, but this shit is made up. I mean come on, just re-read it again.

[–]Schindog 0 points1 point  (4 children)

The man is leaving her at his own place.. Beyond suspicious.

[–]ThousandArmy 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It was super ambiguous but he references his place so I assume they met somewhere else

[–]fortifiedoranges 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly they met somewhere public.

[–]as_above_so_below 1 point2 points  (3 children)

After my friend told me to check this sub out I've gotta start seeing photo evidence, guys. Too many neckbeards online, its hard to believe.

[–]1oldredder 0 points1 point  (1 child)

obviously almost zero women permit such photo evidence so your nonsense demand can't be met by anyone.

[–]babayega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is when you are willing to walk away... but they never end up chasing you. Gotta keep working on that SMV Guess...

[–]teeelo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can any Woman on Tinder really be 'Top tier'?

For fucks sake they have the audacity to be extra picky but they are single and on Tinder.

Men go on Tinder looking for an easy way to get laid, what excuse do beautiful Women have?? There's something else going on with them.

[–]Krainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question: when you say all she was doing was talking and shit-testing, what were you doing? Trying to build up comfort/sexual tension? She was denying attempts of kissing/sex and just wanted to talk instead?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All behavior is learned. Western women act this way because media has taught them to. Women who have no exposure to western media act completely differently.

[–]2rp_valiant 0 points1 point  (1 child)

bro, if you like the weeknd you might want to check out Bombs & Bottles. They go together like vodka and red bull.

[–]adboetras -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So walking away is the only weapon for men to defeat women

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