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Link to first post: https://archive.is/FggTi

Link to update post: https://archive.is/5ckm0

TL;DR Man finds out from some guy at a gym that his gf gives happy ending massages.

From the first post:

Of course I had a long conversation about this with Laura. I wish she had told me herself. I actually totally get why she does it, 3 massages a week allows her to pay bills and not stress over money. She goes to their houses and it's arranged through some agency. She didn't want to talk about it initially, but she finally told me. She swears she doesn't have p-in-v/a sex, she doesn't use her mouth, only her hands. She wears gloves when she does it too.

So she lied to him about what she did but he's okay with it because she uses gloves when she does it. This guy really believes that men having a wide choice of prostitutes would pick one who only gives hand jobs with gloves.

She was really upset and it killed me to see her like that. I was pretty harsh when I confronted her. She told me that's why she's so hesitant to get into relationships,

But he can't leave her because:

She treats me like a king. She's rational and not like any other girl I've ever dated. She's fucking gorgeous. She's so understanding and kind.

The update: https://archive.is/5ckm0

She told me she loves me. I 100% believe that and feel the same.We've made some really big decisions about our lives and future together. Primarily, that we WANT a future together. We've devised a plan to get where we want to be and I am stupid happy at the prospect.

In response to most of the comments I got on the last post: IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse. I was surprised and upset because she wasn't honest. I'm over it.

To those spewing hate - lulz, I'll be over here bein' happy and shit.

This guy really thinks he won some prize.

some asshat linked my post to that redpill nonsense sub. They called me a beta (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) and her a whore. I think a good way to live in do the opposite of what those idiots think.

Yes I'm sure those redpillers are just so jealous that you've nabbed some woman who's gives hand jobs on the side.

But you know what surprised me the most? The feedback he got. Got upvoted and he got gold for being such an 'amazing and understanding guy'. Apparently if a woman lies to her bf about having sex for money, he should just deal with it.

The top comments:

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse. I just wanted to say that I love this.

As long you're both honest, and are OK with what happened and can get passed it, great. I wish you the best of luck, and hopefully a happy future with her. Will she quit her massage job now?

(OP says his gf has quit and is now working at a 'legitimate' massage clinic. He's such an idiot).

As always, communication is key. Glad it worked out for you, OP.

I love this happy ending!

I'm willing to believe there is a direct relationship between people that call other people betas and the number of betas in that sub. I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say, neither should you. Props to you for being able to accept your GF, while those guys beat off to Internet porn for life.

She probably gives a mean handjob with all the practise, so at least you've got that going for you.


[–]Endorsed Contributorcholomite488 points489 points  (95 children) | Copy Link

He has no idea, but by sticking with her, and especially taking "pride" in sticking with her, he's demonstrating to her that he is not good enough to be with a better girl. Even though she's the one doing the jacking, she's going to be turned off by it. She knows deep down in her girl brain that no real, masculine and confident man would ever put up with that shit. He thinks by accepting her as she is, she's going to love him even more, when in fact she will see him as even lower value than before he found out about her "job". Oneitis, spineless beta, lack of abundance mentality, whatever you want to call it. If he had any value in her eyes before, it's completely gone now, and he's smiling behind his keyboard like he's the winner.

[–]1jb_trp277 points278 points  (58 children) | Copy Link

Even though she's the one doing the jacking

Ahem. Come on guys, let's be honest here: She's not just giving massages. She's giving hand jobs, blow jobs, and yes, I'm sure she's fucking guys too. She's a prostitute. I hope he enjoys kissing her goodnight.

And I'm so glad he's aware of TheRedPill. When she crushes this guy's heart (who seems so giddy to have a whore who lies to his face such an amazing girlfriend!) he'll find his way to this sub. A white knight beta cuckhold who is smitten with oneitis for a prostitute? His unplugging is going to be epic.

[–]1seenoeval281 points282 points  (33 children) | Copy Link

Can confirm, I fuck "higher end" whores like that all the time. 3 massages would be lucky to pay her cell phone bill, hand job tips are like $20-$60 on average. If she's with an agency, the majority of the money is coming from tips and extras.

I used to have a massage girl come to my house, on the low end, they're at least half naked, you'll get a titty fuck blow/hand job. Generally those girls do "prostate massage" so the fact that she mentioned gloves tells me she absolutely finger fucking guys in their ass while jacking them off and probably blowing them. No one uses gloves for a hand job, no man that pays for a service like that would accept it.

EVERY massage girl I know who does outcall will fuck for more money if you are not a complete slob.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil176 points177 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The beauty of the Red Pill is that it provides valuable information such as this.

[–][deleted] 118 points119 points  (18 children) | Copy Link

If you're a man in your 30s you've at least wandered into a shady massage parlor once - even if its on a lark.

I went with a few of my buddies to an Asian massage place in Vegas about 8 years ago shit-hammered. Of course there's always one deviant motherfucker in every group who comes up with the idea and when you're all wasted it sounds like a great adventure.

I went in there and was led to a private room. The girl told me to take off all my clothes and lie on the table naked and leaves. I was a little shy so I took one of the folded clean towels and put it over my ass.

A different girl comes in after I'm lying on the table - a little Asian shorty spinner about 5' tall. She sees the towel and giggles before quickly ripping it off me. She takes off the robe she's wearing to reveal just french cut panties - no bra - and hops up on the table. She has all the oils and stuff at her reach and basically gives me a body to body massage - which actually felt great. She used her elbows and knees to dig into muscles in my back and legs and her oiled up tits are rubbing all over the place. She tells me to roll over and does basically the same thing to the front of me with her body frequently rubbing and touching my cock giving me a fat semi.

This whole process takes about 20-30 mins. Then she asks me if I wanted her to "make banana smile". Of course I nod my head like an eager teenager "yeah, yeah" and she points to her hands and to her mouth.

Now you'd think any man in this situation, if given the choice, would choose head over hand job. I'm like fuck yeah blow job. She pulls out a condom and puts it on me and starts giving me head. Although it felt pretty great, I knew I wasn't going to cum - and I think she sensed that too, because after about 5 mins she pulls off the condom and does some wicked massage witchcraft on my dick with oiled up hands and I explode like a fountain going everywhere over her tits and my abdomen. She was "oooh wow".

She quickly cleans herself off, then pulls out hot towels out of steamer thing and cleans my entire body with extra diligence spent on the on the package.

I remember thinking "shit I should have just went with the handy - so much better and cheaper too".

When we left, the buddy that came up with the evil plan to go that place was like, "What the fuck did I tell you, pretty great huh?" - we were like "Yeah not bad. Not bad at all."

Back to the reddit thread - Dude's gf did that sort of shit to different men nearly everyday and he forgave her... LOL what a fucking idiot.

I could only imagine finding out my GF/wife did that shit for money without me knowing and I found out. Honestly I'd laugh in disbelief that my wife gifted me an out of the marriage. I'd be like Wow I didn't expect you to hand me a get out of jail card this easily. I'd be balls deep in some other woman within a week. I've been through divorce and the whole nine yards before - it would be like water off a duck's back. Don't get me wrong, I love my wife and all and we have decent life together, but if I were single I'd be doing a hell of lot more fun shit that I want to do without having to worry about keeping wifey happy. For me this is about having a happy son. I got married again because I wanted to enjoy fatherhood and having a family - and for the most part I am. If wifey fucks this up by doing some dumb shit, well then I no longer make any sacrifices. I believe this reality goes a long way towards the feeling of mastery I have in my situation.

Funny thing is beta fags think "Oh great I'm going to get that shit at home for free all the time". HA HA HA. No dude you're not. Girls like that live to trick men out of cash. That's their entire existence. If you expect that treatment at home - then the realization of the fact that they are prostitutes overwhelms them.

It's OK if they do it in a secret double life, because they can still live a lie by living out this good girl persona, but if beta bux fag boy expects an oiled up massage and handy then all of a sudden they feel like a whore. Worlds collide. It shatters the hamstered delusion. The whole insane mental spaghetti mess that brings a woman to prostitution unravels into a volatile hate tornado roaring through dude's life. I've seen this kind of shit happen to these kinds of broken women and the foolish men who think they can kiss the tears away. It's not pretty.

[–][deleted] 76 points77 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

reading that gave me a fat semi

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Well go to Vegas, spend $200 at a massage parlor and live the dream brother.

Just wander into one of those places on a lark for shits and giggles. Maybe you'll see reddit beta fag's GF and she'll give you a nice massage & handy.

[–]laere10 points11 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I can guarantee if a rich guy walked into her parlor and offered her a few grand for a fuck there is no way she'd turn it down. Money > her boyfriends feelings.

[–]1seenoeval5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've never spent more than $200 to fuck a massage girl on outcall and that includes good looking white girls like that poor loser claims his girlfriend is.

An agency girl like her is getting 50% or less of what the guy is paying for the hour, so she is looking for a big tip or to sell extras.

She might not fuck the 60 year olds or the really hideous slobs and claim she doesn't offer that when they ask, but any average guy is getting in there guaranteed and if you happen to be decent looking with a good body you can generally fuck her with no rubber (if you like to live dangerous) which I don't just saying I bet a few of her clients are into shooting inside her and she obliges.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit, girls will fuck for far less cash than a thousand. Most will for less than a hundred.

[–]RedDeadlift0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

A few grand? $200 is the going rate for sex at almost any AMP.

[–]darkrood0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

no

half hour massage= $50 top

Happy ending= $100

if you are paying anything close to $180? you are getting ripped.

[–]slay_it_forward-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If it's fat at half mast it must be obese at full attention

[–]1Kolbath14 points15 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Two of my plates are massage therapists. And the shit I make them do... Let's just say that I won't be promoting either to LTR any time in the foreseeable future.

They are amazing with their hands, though.

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Yeah she did. At the time I had the "bust a nut" fever so couldn't fully enjoy the humor of it - but since then been a source of many lols in storytelling with buddies.

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No it was sort of like playing my dick and balls like a musical instrument for about a minute, then gracefully transitioned into serious two handed stroke. After several strokes in my whole body tensed and I blew like she stuck oil. She kept going until the well ran dry. Right afterwards she looked at me with this smug wicked smile on her face.

I could tell she was totally getting off on what she was doing. Making a dude cum must be a power trip for women.

[–]1seenoeval2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I visualized that whole story, well done, been there many times and yes, the witchcraft handjob is quite honestly better than fucking some of the girls I'm dating. Might have something to do with being pampered like that and so relaxed after a great sensual massage.

The place I go also does table shower, which I actually really enjoy. Pro tip for the newbies, ALWAYS say yes to the table shower if offered, it shows you definitely want to cum while there, are not undercover, and also asians (and really all paid whores) really value cleanliness so if you let her soap you up, you are far more likely to get a little free head action during your hand job or the offer for full extras all the way up to fucking her on the table.

[–]officerkondo 3 points3 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I went with a few of my buddies to an Asian massage place in Vegas about 8 years ago shit-hammered. Of course there's always one deviant motherfucker in every group who comes up with the idea and when you're all wasted it sounds like a great adventure.

This is a special kind of hamstering. "I didn't mean to hook up with that guy, but Becca and Lisa were there with me and we were all tipsy and it just happened!"

Own your shit and just say, "I went to an Asian massage parlor and enjoyed it". I've been before and I'll go again.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL I don't know about you, but going to a rub and tug is not something I would do on a regular basis. It did take a little liquid courage to get past the whole stigma of paying for a busted nut.

But you're right I did enjoy it. Would I ever do it again? Maybe.

[–]Krainz1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Funny thing is beta fags think "Oh great I'm going to get that shit at home for free all the time". HA HA HA. No dude you're not. Girls like that live to trick men out of cash. That's their entire existence. If you expect that treatment at home - then the realization of the fact that they are prostitutes overwhelms them.

It's OK if they do it in a secret double life, because they can still live a lie by living out this good girl persona, but if beta bux fag boy expects an oiled up massage and handy then all of a sudden they feel like a whore. Worlds collide. It shatters the hamstered delusion. The whole insane mental spaghetti mess that brings a woman to prostitution unravels into a volatile hate tornado roaring through dude's life.

Funny thing though, this isn't restricted to whores only. Some girls who are seeking their emotional providers don't want to share their slut-sides with them - the very same side they willingly show to their fuckbuddies.

The moment an emotional provider shows assertiveness and dominance in bed - BOOM! Worlds collide and they need some 'time to think'.

[–]donaldcicc0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Living here in Shanghai, those places are all over. 95% of massage places here are massage plus tug. And the tug is included in the price. For $35 there is a place down the street with some cuties. The country girls come into town, work massages places for a few years sending money home. Then they head home and find a guy who has no clue. I get a good massage and then an amazing hand job, yes they do have some serious HJ magic. Then home and to bed. It is nice when the plates are not around, or i want the massage and total anonymity too.

[–]Repentent_sinner16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You're absolutely right about the gloves and prostate massage.

[–]Ewing_Sarcoma-5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I cannot comment in OP's post in sub since it's locked, so I ask my questions here, hoping /u/Throwit29 will be kind enough to answer me.

What type of glove(s) did she use? What gloves were made of? Latex? Vinyl? Wool? Leather? Kevlar? Iron? Did she use gloves designed for a specific purpose or activity? Cycling gloves? Skiing gloves? Car gloves? Moped gloves? Did the type and fabric of gloves she used had an influence on the price of the handjobs she exchanged for money? If so, what was the pricelist? What was the most requested type of gloves by her clients? What was the less successful "glove specialty" on the menu? Was it only gloves that she used, or did she also could switch for gauntlets? Or mittens? Did she gave you one of her gloved handjob? How was it? Are you looking forward for the winter? Reading your posts & comments, you've clearly left out tons of crucial info, that I feel every reader would like to know about. Thank you for your kind answers.

[–]TheDialecticParadox4 points5 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Seriously, how fucking ignorant and daft do you have to be to think your gf goes around giving strangers handies with gloves on? Especially for money???

[–]1seenoeval2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Someone should PM and tell him to get a pair of surgical gloves and jack himself off to see how that feels.

When he realizes she lied about that, maybe he'll realize there is a lot more to the story....not the least of which is "what the fuck are the surgical gloves for if you aren't using them for dicks!!!!!??"

[–]LugerDog0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd love to slowly see his face change as he tried to rub one out with the gloves and comes to this realization.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I am sure she is on Eros or The Erotic Review. How will our male feminist hamster that away?

[–]floppymammarygland 4 points4 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Someone has GOT to PM him and bring up the prostate massage. Oh, man... too funny

She sticks her fingers in dudes' assholes and diddles their bum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Schmuck

[–]i_forget_my_userids80 points81 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No, nobody needs to do that. Don't advocate harassment. Let this idiot be an idiot.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's going to read this thread. He won't be able to help himself.

[–]Endorsed Contributorcholomite97 points98 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

The fact that he actually believes she's driving around to guy's houses all day to only give "gloved handjobs" is truly beyond me. I feel bad for him; as you said, his unplugging will be epic. Either that or he'll convince himself he has a cuckolding fetish and just live with it.

[–]TheShiftyEyedBastard21 points22 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

gloved handjobs sound like the most painful shit ever, no matter how much lube. She is using that snatch basket for sure.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It would be like getting a handjob with a condom on only looser I can't see any appeal in this.

[–]slay_it_forward0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Way more friction with the gloves on. I've whacked off with a jimmy on. Glides pretty smooth.

[–]TheShiftyEyedBastard0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She would have to pay ME to do that

[–]1seenoeval0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly, he is too fucking stupid to realize that she would just use a condom (which again, no paying client would stand for) if she was trying to avoid skin contact or being covered in cum.

Not to mention the gloves aren't going to protect her from taking a hot load all over her face, neck, clothing etc.

Speaking of clothing, I guarantee she is naked hence no cum stains. So even if she is using gloves (and she is not) men are shooting all over here face, tits, etc.

[–]IM_PRETTY_RACIST9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Either that or he'll convince himself he has a cuckolding fetish and just live with it.

You're probably right with either guess. I'm surprised that anything like that surprises you with certain people, even as ridiculous as it is. Oh well, TRP doesn't need him.

[–]ZioFascist23 points24 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

yup. there is no way shes paying those bills with just hand jobs

[–]1jb_trp21 points22 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Her forearms would be huge.

[–]allfunkedout0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Then she can get into competitive jiu jitsu.

[–]_eskimo_brothers_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Grip strength so good she's a finalist on American Ninja Warrior.

[–]Mysteriouspaul21 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It'll be like the most beautiful car crash of all time- like a car going 200 off the worlds tallest bridge and exploding right before it hits the ground. No one will be able to look away.

I give her under half a year to dump his ass and him writing a sappy follow up or offing himself. Poor sod

[–]Redasshole4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Help! How do I get her back?"

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

We already know she's doing more than giving handjobs. The only reason the OP knows is because some guy gave him shit because he used her services. This is how the gf explained it away:

Yes. In fact, that guy at the gym was a once client that got pushy and she never saw again. I switched gyms and am over it. He's the fuckboy that has to pay for it, right?

Notice how what she said sounds like she denied ever blowing him, but never actually did.

[–]2comment19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I switched gyms and am over it. He's the fuckboy that has to pay for it, right?

That's an interesting quote. Doesn't recognize that he's paying for it too, and way more. Not just money but time and attention. Relationships are usually john/prostitute arrangements with exclusivity.

He's not getting exclusivity and the only "bonus" the other Johns don't have is probably kissing her on the mouth. Considering what she uses it for, not a feature I'd pay for.

That he tucked his tail between his legs and ran from the gym says it all, though.

[–]supersonic-turtle14 points15 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I can see him running to this sub in a few months, sobbing like an infant who's witnessed his whole village burn to the ground.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No, he thinks we are wrong and don't know how to treat ladies so he won't be joining us. They try to shame us and diminish our perspective/opinion/knowledge by calling us virgins and nerds. I find that amusing. I wish I was a virgin, I'd have lots more money because I wouldn't have paid almost a quarter million in child support over the last 17 years. Wouldn't have lost two houses to ex's so I had to build another one myself to save money. I wish I wasn't so good with girls, they're expensive as fuck even if I give them no cash.

[–]waynebradysworld5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You have a way with words sir. I lold

[–]flip690 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He is her emotional support system and respectability cover that's a large part of why she's with him. She doesn't love him, she loves how she's able to get away with it and is "better" than other women in her mind because she's got proof of her attractiveness by having guys pay her money to see her snatch and to order off the menu.

No girl is just giving handjobs to some guy as a home delivery service.... NONE.

She gets to do all of that AND come home to a asshat that praises her ""the best GF ever""... her smiles are really smirks... it's all about here and as long as she's riding high she'll stay with him. But she's gone as soon as shit gets real... he'll be begging for her to come back.

[–]Delta-Echo 69 points69 points [recovered] | Copy Link

But it's ok, because:

The crux for me: some asshat linked my post to that redpill nonsense sub. They called me a beta (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) and her a whore. I think a good way to live in do the opposite of what those idiots think.

Hoo baby, I'm crying tears of laughter right now.

[–]Venomroach34 points35 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If he did the opposite of our advice he would inflate to 400 pounds and go home to live with mommy

[–]blimp1122 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She IS a whore by the most accurate definition (how good of a whore she is should be left to debate amongst her clientele) and he is a beta to the fullest extent by definition. People are hilarious haha. My favorite quote "you know what's the hardest part about breaking through to someone who is brainwashed? .... No I'm not sure.... Is the fact that they are fucking brainwashed!!!" Seriously wtf

[–]SlickBlackCadillac18 points19 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Reading that... I don't think I've ever felt so enlightened by TRP. That was just so meta...

[–]Delta-Echo 31 points31 points [recovered] | Copy Link

You know, one of the things that makes it so funny to me is that I know his anger very well. Look at how much anger he has in that one sentence compared to the rest of his post.

That is the anger of the ego rejecting an uncomfortable idea that the subconscious knows to be true. He wants to reject this idea so bad. Surely she's not a whore, and he's not a beta, whatever the fuck that means (he knows damn well what it means). The ego keeps him safe (as best it can) by trying to keep him comfortable.

This, boys, is why we must constantly challenge our minds with uncomfortable ideas. Particularly if you live in the U.S., but anywhere, it's damn near your civic duty to do so.

[–]nishal111 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

TRP made me feel uncomfortable about how I was living my life. I realized I wasn't a "nice guy" but was a manipulative asshole. Being on here allowed me to become a better and more authentic version of myself. I originally thought it was PUA 2.0 until I realized getting laid was a side effect of the bigger picture (and I actually am getting laid now).

But I had to let go of my ego and embrace the uncomfortable fact that I was the asshole, that there was something wrong with me, and that I was being a lazy fuck and not fixing what I needed to fix. Once I embraced this, I started to fly.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face1 point2 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Killing your ego really is the first and best step. Once you've killed that, self improvement is easy.

[–]Delta-Echo 2 points2 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I may go so far as to do a write up on it, because I absolutely agree. The difficulty is that step is less of a step and more of an ongoing fight. Egos will flare up like cancer in remission and demand you take note of them. When that happens, you have to fight it all over again. Like many things in the realm of self-improvement, the hard stuff doesn't go away. You just continue to equip yourself with better tools to address it.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I agree, you're never going to say "ok today is the day my ego is dead, I'm free from now on" (in fact that'd be the exact opposite of what you want to do).

It's just knowing your weaknesses and killing the unwillingness to not view yourself as perfect - every day.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

What's the key to reducing the ego? How would you do it?

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You basically put the option of, "maybe I just suck" on the table. Not getting dates? Girls not texting you back? You ask questions like "How is that my fault and what can I do to fix it?" A guy that had an ego might be like "those fucking bitches, girls can't see what a great guy I am!" A guy without an ego might say "wow, if I can't get a date, I must suck in some important way. How can I figure that out and fix it?"

Think of it as taking responsibility for your life and your situation.

The thing Delta was alluding to was that you can never totally kill that "it's the world that has the problem, not me!" voice inside you. It's a constant struggle. But it does get easier as time goes along and this sort of thinking becomes more natural. You take it into account and act accordingly.

[–]jamesB0ndage0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Excellent analysis on the ego

[–]RedAccount13302 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm glad he's happy being unhappy. I'm sure when it all falls apart it will still be our fault somehow anyway.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She knows deep down in her girl brain that no real, masculine and confident man would ever put up with that shit. He thinks by accepting her as she is, she's going to love him even more, when in fact she will see him as even lower value than before he found out about her "job"

Nailed it. This is why TRP pill is so good

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is Cuckold Real Male FeministTM 2.0

Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than that NY Mag article, you see this kind of shit.

His GF is a prostitute FFS.

This is Anthony Birch, Alex Lifschitz level of zero self esteem, co-dependent fucked-upness.

[–]Endorsed ContributorUrsusG26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This post needs more upvotes for its accurate analysis of psychological dynamics.

[–]Wubalubdubdub25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit I thought this before I read this comment. I think I'm starting to get this stuff.

[–]bigcitytruth11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This. Basically, the lesson is, no matter what, the guy has lost her. One way, by cutting her off the man keeps his dignity and saves a bunch of time. The other way, he loses self-respect, and then the girl breaks up with him anyway.

[–]supersonic-turtle4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

hey at least he's bein' happy and shit guyz

[–]laere2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Guys think women want equality. By putting up with this bullshit he feels like he's giving that. Little does he know its in womens biological nature not to see men as their equals, but to find a man that she can follow.

Women say they want equality, but on a biological level they don't, and her actions will soon follow.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The thing is, they do want equality (or in some cases superiority). They'll even get angry when it is denied to them in a relationship (like a toddler not getting what it wants).

The problem is that giving them equality will immediately turn them off. If you give her thinking the same credence you give yours, she will (rightly) look at you as less of a man.

At the end of the day, you're the decider, you're the decision maker, and you're the one in charge of your time.

[–]warcroft1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The funny thing is he thinks shes only giving hand jobs.

[–]foldpak1110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Less competition for me. I love that almost every man I meet is completely delusional in this sense.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorCopperFox3c392 points393 points  (66 children) | Copy Link

From the Update link:

some asshat linked my post to that redpill nonsense sub. They called me a beta (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) and her a whore.

We didn't call her that ... she is literally a whore.

He's trying to wife up a whore. Idiot.

[–][deleted] 217 points218 points  (16 children) | Copy Link

"Help: my girlfriend is giving other men handjobs for money and she didn't tell me! What do I do??"

"Get a load of these virgins calling my precious girlfriend a whore! And me a beta! How did they ever come to these insane conclusions?! Fucking neck beards! At least I have a girlfriend and get sex once in a while if my girlfriend isn't tired. Besides we have PLANS for the future!! Oh boy am I the luckiest guy alive or what?!"

[–]unassumingusername783 points84 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

I'd bet the majority of those plans involve things that he gets to do for her.

[–]Kalidane44 points45 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

He sounds thoroughly prepared for her to cheat on him, sending him into a spiral of self loathing and despair triple the intensity of his current elation.

Somehow his hamster will be enraged at this sub for events playing out predictably. That may be the saddest part in this travesty.

The amoral thing to do is start a dead pool.

[–]Peedinthepool42058 points59 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She cheats on him for a living already haha.

[–]u-r-silly0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wait for a client to come and be handsome with a good sized dick, the happy ending won't be a handjob, guaranteed.

[–]BlueChilli14 points15 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

I call March 1. That's way she can hold out for the extra feel goods of Thanksgiving, Christmas and Valentines day.

[–]quietchaos2153 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I give it until memorial day, she wait until the weather is nice.

[–]2IVIaskerade1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm calling it retroactively. She's already done it.

[–]BlueChilli0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh, I didn't mean cheating. I meant for her dumping him.

[–]1Kolbath0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

The amoral thing to do is start a dead pool.

I am so in. If I was any further in on that action, whoever pulled me out would be the fucking king of Britannia!

April 23rd, 2016!

[–]Mithra90090 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

dead pool

Sorry for being off-topic. What is this?

[–]2IVIaskerade1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A betting thing.

Everyone who wants in pays money into a pot, makes their bet, and then whoever is right takes the pot.

[–]badtradesguy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

At least hes prepared right? Betascouts of america.

[–]laere1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This fits 95% of the guys who go to asktrp for help. They expect hand holding and rainbows. They're sorely mistaken.

[–]MadChestHairYuKnight66 points67 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

How far does a man have to have his head up his ass to realise how big a mistake he's making?

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

More like, how desperate can a man be? Is he that afraid of being single?

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

But they're in looooooove

[–]foldpak11113 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I can't stand those fucking guys. Scarcity mentality masqueraded in true love. She knows it on a biological level, too.

[–]Fafner28 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Probably a fat or out of shape beta who can't find any other woman than a desperate whore.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Or maybe he's a jealous monger, haha!

[–]_eskimo_brothers_10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Only after his world comes crumbling down will he realize... even then he might not. We may see him here in 6 months. If he was really ok with this OPEN relationship he would OPEN his mind to the possibility that this situation sucks and he's lost the war already. But deep down, he's not OPEN minded, this destroys him, but he's too afraid to drop her.

In my opinion, this type can't be helped though, even from themselves.

[–]Venomroach64 points65 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

I replied to the guy who said "do the opposite of what those guys say" with "so don't eat well, don't exercise, don't get hobbies, don't read and don't further your career. Great advice." meet with down votes a plenty. Stupid cucks.

[–]MightyTaint46 points47 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Eh I don't mind. The more betas there are the more valuable alphas become.

[–]Venomroach15 points16 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

True that. I just think it's funny.

[–]nishal113 points14 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

This is the problem I have. I fucking hate betas because they ruin women and keep the AF/BB strategy alive. Because of betas, AF/BB, AWALT, and the pervasiveness of feminazi-ism, I'll probably never find that unicorn.

On the other hand, I love being the alpha in this marketplace. It's almost too easy. Just approaching gives me an advantage. Being honest about my sexuality gives me an advantage. Working out and having just a little bit of muscle gives me an advantage.

Basically, the way the world is, I'm fine with just being an alpha until I die or find a unicorn, whichever comes first. I'm not counting on finding a unicorn.

[–]MightyTaint7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm not counting on finding a unicorn.

Hence why they're called unicorns. We all know what they are, and they don't fucking exist.

[–]veggie_girl6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

The unicorn existed during a brief period of history back in 1800-1965. You better get used to AFBB because its here to stay at least for our lifetimes. Just be the former, not the latter part of AFBB and you'll be happy.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

My happiness stems from satisfaction in my accomplishments, fucking girls isn't an accomplishment, it's a hobby. An easy hobby. You're right about not being a beta bucks meal ticket will feel better.

You girls tend to seek happiness, the more masculine the man the more he seeks accomplishment, we do where you feel. I like that dynamic. A distinction, not disagreement.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You pulled the first number out of your ass.

[–]cariboo_j1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The "unicorn" of the 19th century, if it even existed, was only created by actively repressing female and male sexuality.

The dominant narrative was that women had a very low sex drive. If they got too horny it was considered a medical disorder and they'd go to doctors for "pelvic massage" with a vibrator, to cure their hysteria. Men in turn were told that any form of sexual relief outside of reproductive sex was deviant. Guys like Dr. Kellogg (yes the guy who invented Cornflakes) wrote books recommending parents go to incredible lengths to prevent their children from masturbating. Including tying their hands behind their backs before they slept, telling them that masturbation will lead to mental retardation and death, and even mutilating their genitals. Really fucked up shit. Like, clitorectomies for girls, sewing the foreskin shut or burning the tip of the penis with battery acid for boys.

We can look back wistfully at the alleged stable family dynamics of the 19th century (although iirc illegitimate births in London were way higher back then than they are today, although divorce rates were much lower) but it was only achieved by comical amounts of repression.

[–]Redasshole1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I stopped caring about betas. Why?

  • When a beta friend of mine asked for advices, I gave them to him. Gave him NMMNG, The Rational male, sex god method, mystery method and he was happy about it. I coached him for free. He goest his firts gilrfriend, his first FWB and his first threesome thanks to that. He began to work out and went from 45 kilos (5') to 75 kilos of muscle. Fast forward a year. He doesn't talk to me anymore. He used the knowledge I gave him and then, when I had nothing else to offer than friendship, he turned his back on me. He ressent me.

  • You will neer be able to change betas people who don't want to be helped.

  • Betas will attack you for your ideas, because you are better than them and because you attack their conditioning.

  • Why help the competition? What do I have to gain? Until I'm well off enough, I'm going to focus on myself.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I want more alphas out there. I hate seeing this. Iron sharpens iron. The cream will always rise to the top. But I hate seeming my fellow brothers exhibit this sort of behavior.

[–]MightyTaint0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What sort of behavior? Not championing causes you think are important?

[–]foldpak11119 points20 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Think about it. You literally got downvoted for "eat well, don't exercise, don't get hobbies, don't read and don't further your career." Wow.

[–]Venomroach10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Once upon a time I would be surprised by that, now it's just comedy. I think those people exist for our amusement

[–]1Kolbath8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Look at it the right way, and everyone exists for our amusement.

[–]rpreader0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Why should he have to? Everyone is beautiful no matter their size! Right?..

[–]laere2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Arguing with them is like arguing with a wall.

[–]slay_it_forward36 points37 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Of course all the women praise him like he's some kind of hero.

[–]Dravous1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

well...on the internet. I think we all know where they'd stand if a guy like him was hitting on them.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

But she can change....right, guys?

[–]ShibaHook5 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm sure she's good with both hands and sucks better than a Hoover.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He won't get blowjobs like she does at work though, I'd be surprised if she swallows his load after a mind bending hummer. Too much like her job, and she needs to not feel like a whore at home.

[–]Fafner219 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's trying to wife up a whore. Idiot.

I know that most modern women are whores in that their n-counts are staggeringly high, but when your woman is literally a whore in terms of profession, you're a desperate moron.

[–]alveoli16 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

And he is a cuck'd beta in the literal sense.

[–]allfunkedout0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Bet you he reaches orgasm constantly thinking about all of those cocks she beats off.

[–]FeeFeeFeaster10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I have to remind people of this. I don't call people names. I use definitions.

[–]pantsoffire0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thank you, that will come in useful at work.

[–]Justanotheropenathie3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The backfire effect is a powerful psychological phenomenon.

[–]moose_war1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't understand this idea that performing sexual acts for money makes you a "Sex worker" and not a "whore".

Sex workers are women kidnapped and forced to have sex for their handlers.

A whore is a woman who willingly performs sexual favors for money.

Calling a girl who jacks men off for 60 bucks is an insult to sex workers.

[–]cariboo_j1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Dr. Dre in his infinite wisdom:

"You can't turn a ho into a housewife"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

TBH, I wouldn't see a problem with it... If she had told him (and not gotten caught) and it wasn't a boundry for him.

But if it was such a great thing, why'd she hide it from him? If she is willing to hide that? What else is there that she can/is hiding?

There was a way I could see this happening, the way it happened is not one of them

[–]makethemflaunt172 points173 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say

This reminds me of RedPillSchool's big post when we hit 100,000 members.

The way that society condemns men who are working to improve their chances with women is by calling them bad with women.

Stay the course boys. Get through the anger phase. Get better with women. Get better with social interactions generally. Get better at life generally.

[–]yaardi98 points99 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"He wants to improve himself? What a loser!"

Always brings a smile to my face.

[–]pantsoffire3 points4 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

How pathetic is an entire Gender, that the thought of a more level playing field sends them frothing at their self righteous mouths?

[–]ShounenEgo7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You don't understand.

Condemning a sub of men who are working towards improving themselves only shows insecurity. The person in question feels threatened on the idea that men actually work on themselves to become better candidates for women, so he's using shame tactics.

Same thing goes with career: When I tell someone that I'm a software developer without a degree they may froth inside but outside they'll be "yeah, but I'm better because of X", "You're no true dev until you do Y" and all that hamstering shit people who went into debt just to get a job usually say.

It's because in both scenarios we're talking about things men identify with. By showing them a better/efficient/alternative method than the one they used to reach the very essence of their identify (what a good husband, what a good developer) they'll find ways to bring themselves above you through hamstering. "You may be fucking hb8+ girls but you'll never get a unicorn wife like I have", "you may be making a living by creating websites but you'll never know assembly like I do".

It's all about ego.

[–]2Overkillengine2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

The person in question feels threatened on the idea that men actually work on themselves to become better candidates for women, so he's using shame tactics.

It's more comfortable than admitting that oneself could do better, and the subsequent responsibility for not doing better.

[–]pantsoffire0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah- I can agree with that.

[–][deleted] 142 points143 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

This guy is the definition of a cuck.

I bet it secretly turns him on that she's fucking other guys.

The comment that disgusted me the most was:

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse

I just wanted to say that I love this.

and of course the guy that mentions the opposite scenario:

I'd be interested to see the reaction from females if it was the guy getting paid to finger women multiple times a week. I would assume (and take that for what it is) that we wouldn't have as much support and sympathy for the sex-worker.

gets downvoted to hell. go figure

[–]Kalidane15 points16 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

I like how he boasts about doing worse than jacking off strangers for chump change. Pretty sure I don't want to know the details of that.

Something about having to go down to go up perhaps?

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

He's being a white knight faggot, "way worse" was probably...."making a misleading advertisement."

[–]MURICA_BITCH9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Yeah ok you jacked off some guy but I told someone they get 10% off when in reality I raised it by 10%"

[–]MadChestHairYuKnight21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Taking it in the ass for a promotion. Classic stuff really.

[–]Kalidane30 points31 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

He's not gay, but 50 bucks is 50 bucks!

[–]slay_it_forward0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sucking guys off late night in back-alleys

[–]pilledwillingly2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If you were so nonchalant about it all why did you make a reddit post about it?

[–]SCROTAL-SACK43 points44 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Why is everyone in that thread talking about hands only with gloves? The guy who outed her literally said "..mouth too". Are they deliberately ignoring it?

No sympathy for the guy. Thats fucking hilariously pathetic. Gotta have losers like that for us (and her clients) to have something to laugh about.

[–]2IVIaskerade8 points9 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Are they deliberately ignoring it?

It's been filtered out because it doesn't fit with tbe story he was told.

After all, her version of events is clearly the truth.

[–]donvalish0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's a lucky guy to find his pure and innocent princess, I'm sooooo jealous.

[–][deleted] 83 points84 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse.

This is male hamstering at its finest.

[–]FeeFeeFeaster37 points38 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

His statement reeks of self-loathing. Give us an example, buddy. What have you done in the advertising industry that's worse than jacking off more dudes than you can fit onto a football field?

[–]Tman569125 points26 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Maybe he had to do a advert for a cable/broadband company once. That's pretty filthy.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

haha no kidding. Unless he gave rimjobs to his boss at the Christmas party to keep his job he is beyond delusional.

[–]yaardi21 points22 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It's like that comic with the beta bux saying how his fiance was a party girl when she was young (drawing was her naked on her knees while a tattood guy was pouring champagne on her tits or something like that) and then saying it's ok because he also was partying at that time (drawing showing him with his nerd friends at a comic convention).

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm guessing he's a Marxist and "sex positive".

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's probably one of those "profit is evil" types so every profitable ad campaign he manages to create is a sin.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

First piece of ass the guy ever had probably

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Look at all the support he receives in the comments. As with most things like this you can just flip the genders and imagine the outrage that would ensue.

"Just found out my masseuse-boyfriend is actually a gigolo and has been railing countless middle-aged hambeasts."

Reading further she's already priming him to be her cuck:

Laura had some really awesome insights for the kinds of men she's had as clients. Most are married men who want/need some physical attention but don't want to cheat. We all know that physical touch is basic human need and I actually think it's sad but understandable. This whole thing has made me really think about my preconceptions of monogamy and how to maintain a loving, fulfilling relationship.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeh, I noticed that at the beginning of their relationship she absolutely refuses to get into monogamy with him but he persists. She knows she's going to cheat on him and break his twee heart.

[–]Redasshole0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

HAHAHA

You just KNOW that a few years months from now, the girl will be doing the same shit to get human touch "without cheatin". She transformed his discovery of her cheating into a way of further manipulating him to get what she wants from him.

I admire this girl's mastery of the art of the woman.

[–]MURICA_BITCH-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't admire it. It's her taking advantage of an idiot. True, he's an idiot and should know better, but she's been a slut longer than he's been this idiot.

[–]Senior Contributorcocaine_face1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He has to manage his own house. She's doing her job well, he's not doing his well. He's even been linked here and won't listen. That's on him.

[–]meatpony[🍰] 52 points53 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

I'm willing to bet she's fucking a bunch of other dudes on the side for free.

[–]blacwidonsfw72 points73 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

The first post he said he found out cause some dude at the gym was talking about how good blowjobs she gives LOL

[–]unassumingusername740 points41 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

She must be good to give a blowjob with her hands.

[–]Peedinthepool42013 points14 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Nah that guy was an asshole and he hasn't returned after last time. Smh, I can't believe this guy thinks it's only handjobs. And I don't get how he justified it.

[–]MightyTaint24 points25 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I like how he rolls his eyes at his girlfriend being called a whore. You know. Because the topic of conversation is how she accepts money for sexual favors.

[–]KartagoPill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He was attacked and now he's defense is up. He will get more cuckd

[–]Bucky_Goldstein69 points70 points  (14 children) | Copy Link

Lol I can't wait to hear how that relationship ends when she ends up jacking off some guy at the "legitimate" massage clinic

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Chances are it won't end. He is like these women who think they can change men because of their past. She'll end up doing it again for "better pay" and he'll simply stand by the sidelines saying "oh baby it wasn't your fault everyone makes mistakes" and probably end up finding herself a Chad and end up dumping him or keeping him on the side for a free meal.

[–]Bucky_Goldstein11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

maybe he'll grow a pair when she comes home with jizz in her hair or jizz breath

[–]slay_it_forward16 points17 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Extra salty french kiss after work.

[–]1RPAlternate4212 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"Is that new chapstick? That kiss was insanely slick."

[–]account_rp2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It must be so much easier for guys who are bisexual.

[–]1Kolbath9 points10 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

More likely, either /u/sandbm5 is right, or it won't end until some Chad gives her the gina tingles enough for her to take off the gloves, use her mouth or other available body cavity and the boyfriend finds out and realizes that she's been a whore all along.

[–]OlBastard12 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

He'll hamster it away and tell everyone who points it out that they're closeminded asshole neckbeards.

Personally, I hope he stays with her and ends up miserable.

[–]reddymcwoody5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Good bless beta bux providing for the whores. If not they'd be trying to poke holes in the condoms of the alphas she fucks.

[–]MightyTaint6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

take off the gloves

There's no fucking way she wears gloves.

[–]1Kolbath0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

There's no fucking way she wears gloves.

There's no fucking way she uses her hands, either.

[–]slay_it_forward3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Gloves or no gloves she's still a whore.

[–]SWW_Alt_Acct 47 points47 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I truly don't understand how the majority of responses were congratulating the OP.

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[–]Aerys13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Years of brainwashing. Being told things were one way and seeing everyone you know agree, when it's the opposite in reality.

[–]MightyTaint11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The ones congratulating him are the suckers that pay for a whore like that to jack them off. In their mind, OP is awesome because he gets it for free. Oh boy!

[–]Tarnsman4Life63 points64 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

Most of those massage girls do a lot more than a traditional happy ending. BP loser is kissing hundreds of other dudes cocks each time he locks lips with his sweet little lady. I know, AF/BB and oneitis but damn to be that plugged in.

[–]DoesNotMatterAnymore50 points51 points  (12 children) | Copy Link

Bj, cum on her body / into her mouth, and I think that's it. "Not a big deal ". Eating the cum is usually an extra, the rest is default.

Edit:

People can be so delusional about women. One of my favorite prostitute works the following way: between Monday - Friday, 09am-06pm... Do you see what i'm trying to tell you? She is on a normal work schedule, like anyone else. You wouldn't know what kinda "work" she does at the "office".

"-Bye Honey, i'm going to work, i love youuuuu".

She was ALWAYS in a relationship while she was selling her body "at work".

Make SURE you know what the fuck she does for work!

[–]Valentine-Toronto 32 points32 points [recovered] | Copy Link

He just doesn't want to know.

100% guarantee his girl has been reviewed online and those reviewers will tell you exactly what the girl does and does not do.

He should visit her agency page, see the description and pictures, google the reviews and THEN decide if he still wants to stay.

[–]nishal17 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He should visit her agency page, see the description and pictures, google the reviews and THEN decide if he still wants to stay.

Fuck that, he should just be open to all advice. Here TRP would welcome him with open arms and help him fix his shit if he would stop being such a bitch, let go of his ego, and read the sidebar.

[–]slay_it_forward19 points20 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

I got a whore one time from backpage then later saw her POF lol. The poor fucks that went out with her not knowing she's getting caked in semen all day.

[–]sourdieselfuel3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey now, fish live in the sea-men right?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I got a whore one time from backpage then later saw her POF lol.

That's because some prozzies use dating sites to drum up biz.

[–]pdtrading-4 points-3 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

Lmfao, I shouldn't suggest this. But if you could link that, It would be amazing!

But no seriously though, the woman that Ive met on Pof, are seriously something else. My ex was one of them, 6 months. The shit shes done with chad and blue pill me are way different. The shit I did with her after detaching and entering trp, are on another level. Most of the bitches are just that!

[–]OneTouchHowMuch10 points11 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Protip: Reverse image search escort photos. You'll find their online dating profiles and just game them from there but for free. Also a good way of checking if they're fake.

[–]pdtrading0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thats freaking awesome! Thank you :) I gotta find me some escorts! lol.

[–]slay_it_forward-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Why would you want to game a whore? I'd rather pay the hundo and be done with it.

[–]OneTouchHowMuch0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

you can get it almost for free if you know what you're doing

[–]account_rp2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I know, AF/BB and oneitis but damn to be that plugged in.

It's amazing how far feminist brainwashing can go on some guys.

[–]Mithra90093 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

To be fair, this is no longer just feminist brainwashing. Feminism only plants the seed. This guy has gone to his own extremes to nourish, nurture and protect that seed.

[–]anonymousapple111 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

kissing hundreds of other dudes cocks each time he locks lips Isn't sex with a slutty plate pretty much the same thing?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Why would you plate a slut? Plates have to be worthy of investment first, in my opinion

[–]eastbaythrowaway2221 points22 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

What the hell man. Forget TRP, most people in the real world would wonder why this guy is sticking with her. She is a prostitute. Intercourse or no intercourse, jerking guys for money is prostitution. She is a whore. That's the definition of the word.

That this guy is in denial of that illustrates his delusion. The comments supporting him for supporting his girlfriend who is regularly fondling foreign junk is bizarre. I wonder who these people are - I would love to meet them in real life and see if they stick to these opinions when confronted in person.

Also, LOL at this guy saying his advertising job makes him do things 'much worse' than being a prostitute. Pathetic as fuck.

[–]Redasshole1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

He needs to up his game y'know

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

You can't turn a hoe into a housewife.

[–]Tarnsman4Life16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Cause hoes don't act right

[–][deleted] 2 points2 points | Copy Link

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[–]KartagoPill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She is proud sexually accesible wymin.

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil36 points37 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

This man just chose for his future children to be touched by hooker penis hands.

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock17 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

During birth, the baby has to touch the hooker cooch on the way out.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

What makes you think the children will be his??

But that story will be a whole different update for him

[–]Redasshole3 points4 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Would be hilarious if she had black babies while they are both whites.

"But but...you know;..the genes and everything SHUT UP YOU NECKBEARDS /cry"

[–]parrrot_1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

[–]Redasshole0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

So many questions...

  • why did she accept to appear and be humiliated on that TV show, ruining her reputation and exposing her slutty side to millions of people even though she knew she cheated on him? I know that female manipulation requires them to actually believe their lies but still!

  • why does this guy kiss her when he gets on stage?

  • after they learn he is not the father, why is she the one crying and why does this guy follows her to be her emotional tampon?

why why why why

[–]KartagoPill0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ewwww. I bet she doesn't wash mouth before kissing child.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I don't even pity him. Even when I was fully plugged in, at my worst, I knew TRP had some truths. This was the first place I turned to when things went to shit.

I hope that when his house of cards comes crashing down that he will be able to set aside his pride and give this sub an honest chance. It was the only thing that could've delivered me through my hard times.

[–]Redasshole7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Even in my deepest blue pill pit, I never accepted a girl cheating.

This guy has absolutely no self respect.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

I was fortunate to be the same way. It's funny, looking back. I let myself treat myself like shit through a poor diet, not exercising, not studying for my courses, not doing the things I needed to be doing. But I never took too much shit from a girl.

Weird how that works.

[–]Redasshole1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ironically, it's the blue pill conditioning backfiring :

men shall not cheat. Cheating is bad.

Me: yes, you are right, cheating is bad.

Then grows up strongly condoning cheating from both men and women -> EQUALITY!

[–]DCharlieW14 points15 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I couldn't believe how many people were clapping for making up with her. She disrespected him on so many levels and he took it on the chin.

[–]ghyl10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well she usually takes it on the chin.

[–]Thomaskingo 6 points6 points [recovered] | Copy Link

In general on those subs people project themselves onto OP or the subject of the post according to who they are most like. Promiscuous sluts and loveless losers tend to be the ones most interested i relationships-sub. Girls who'll fuck a guy if she thinks he'll take her out to dine at a nice restaurant can easily relate to an actual working girl, and a blue pill orbiter will praise himself lucky, if he finds a girl, who'll kiss him, and will accept that she sucks cock for a living, if he had the knowledge before he got accepted as beta provider. It's easy to predict their advice...

[–]DCharlieW1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Still depressing that its the standard

[–]PhilbinThaison30 points31 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

She is obviously an escort, and she did much more than jack dudes off with gloves on.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That's the part that gives her away. Saying she used gloves. Lmao.

[–]PhilbinThaison33 points34 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And that guy who spilled the beans at the gym specifically said she was good with her mouth. I can't believe how naive some people are..

[–]kellykebab1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's such a pointless distinction whether or not she wore gloves, it's obviously a lie. Why would it fucking matter if she wore gloves or not? Oh right: smokescreen.

[–]jaredschaffer2712 points13 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

From the update:

"OP you are a fucking amazing human being."

Reply:

"If being a piece of shit working in advertising (OP's description of himself), and dating a hooker, makes you a "fucking amazing human being", then i'm Nelson Mandela."

Gotta love it

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I saw this earlier today. Almost makes my head hurt trying to figure out if this is real life for some people..

I love the fact how they started bashing the red pill.. Yes guys, if you have a problem with your girl jerking other men come on over!!!!

[–]MightyTaint17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Oh noes! They're going to advertise RP men wouldn't accept their fiancee jacking off strangers for money!!! The shame!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It's like they don't understand how our numbers keep growing

[–]MightyTaint6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Frankly I don't care if the numbers grow. More beta bucks make alpha fux all the more in demand.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

This is r cringanarchy personified.

If you've ever wanted to know what cognitive dissonance looks like this is it. It's a literal rejection of what's being presented and a doubling down of current viewpoints.

This is why presenting new information isn't always a good persuasion tactic. Your not trying to convince the person that your arguing with, your trying to convince the audience.

If the OP of that thread is reading this, I am so sorry for you.

We are here for you when you need us. The top post jumped out at me because it appeared to to make sense but it was actually complete irrational which I'm going to point out just for shits and giggles:

"I think a good way to live in do the opposite of what those idiots think." 

Both of these quotes indicate that OP is a rational thinking human being, which can be rare on the internet.

That sounds great, except when you think about the premise that OP is a rational thinking being. He is basing his actions in opposition of an external force, it may be rational on some level, but it is unthinking as you are no longer in control of your actions. Your movements and actions are being literally controlled by an opposite force. Would you call a negative magnet rational and thinking when it is repulsed from another negative magnet?

Can we make it a rule that people that post in threads like this get banned if found out?

I see people in there talking about trickle truths and shit like that.

Fuck off with your preaching, your not a missionary bringing truth and religion to the natives, your a fucking neckbeard and your embarrassing yourself and the rest of us.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Being an LMT is part of her job and private massage pays pretty well (where her job does not). I teased her about it when we first met, oooooh, free massages! and she shut it down, fast. I get that. It was stupid of me to say.

Jesus. She doesn't even give the stupid son of a bitch free massages. And he totally accepts that answer like a bitch and calls himself stupid for even thinking it. I can't even fathom this level of beta.

[–]ironblacksmith28 points29 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

It's now praised by women and BP faggots to plan a future (raise attempt to raise a family) with a prostitute. We're supposed to forget her past, because obviously it has nothing to do with the future and her ability to be a caring wife and mother to your children.

That's not how we play at TRP.

[–]mugatucrazypills11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

the past and the future aren't even a thing. stuff just happens automagically, depak chopra proved that on oz with quantum physics

[–]Redasshole2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Here at TRP, we don't play.

[–]ghubbz3617 points18 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This cuckold has now been glorified as some type of heroic figure for kicking down the doors and carrying this damsel-in-distress out of the brothel like he's Richard Geere in Pretty Woman.

Here's to hoping her "clients" eat a lot of pineapples.

[–]Geno81610 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

And the only reasonable comment (subsequently deleted by a feminist moderator)

"I'd be interested to see the reaction from females if it was the guy getting paid to finger women multiple times a week. I would assume (and take that for what it is) that we wouldn't have as much support and sympathy for the sex-worker. That being said, to each their own. If it works for you, more power to you. It would be a deal breaker for me though."

[–]2alisonstone1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Or not even that. What if the guy goes out and gives other men handjobs (glove only) for money. He's not gay, so it's not like he is "cheating" or enjoying it. Let's see how many women are okay with their boyfriends doing that.

[–]insertnames[🍰] 14 points15 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

It's times like these I regret being banned at /betaships. But then I get a sloppy bj from a "massage only" therapist and all is right with the world.

[–]LandShark8054 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes I'm sure those redpillers are just so jealous that you've nabbed some woman who's gives hand jobs on the side.

No, we redpillers just want her phone number. We're the 'side" she's jerking off.

[–]The-Ban-Hammer6 points7 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"What's the problem? It's called a blowjob, so it's just her job. She assures me she Neo-dodges the cum."

These guys are fucking stupid.

[–]BlackHeart8913 points14 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Dude is a little bitch. Point blank. Who the fuck gets in a committed relationship with a woman who blatantly tells you that she won't be sexually exclusive to him? Nothing wrong with that, but this guy clearly has a big problem with it and continues to try and convince her otherwise while claiming her as his girl. Smdh.

Then later he finds out she has been jacking dudes off. More than likely blowing them too, despite saying otherwise. But even if we assume that she's being 100% honest at this point, so what? The guy still has an issue with it. Now all of a sudden, she quits. Yeah right.

I understand some people get off on sharing their women. Thats fine. But you're bitch if you legitimately have an issue with it, but still continue to do so.

"I don't care if she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money". Bruh....

[–]MightyTaint1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Even if she quits (lol yeah right), simply by accepting that she did it before while she was with him validates the behavior. She knows she can do it and he won't leave. For now, she just has to act sorry, but in a little while she'll be like "Get the fuck over it dude" and we all know he will.

[–]slay_it_forward1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

More than likely fucking them too. I mean common, she's a whore afterall.

[–]savedarticles10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse.

Apparently working in advertising requires you to do worse things than blowing random guys for money...

[–]slay_it_forward3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ya he's making it seem like an advertising job is like going to an all black federal prison as a dainty white guy.

[–]MakingItWorthit8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

At least she'll be handy in certain situations.

[–]Noctis_Cloud10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She goes to their houses and its arranged through "some agency".

Is that what they call Craiglist now? An agency? Lol

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She goes to their houses and it's arranged through some agency.

Holy shit, I missed that she's going to their houses. I thought it was all at a massage parlor. Maybe it's just me but going out to men's houses is even worse than having them come to a parlor. Either way, she's going to be continuing this extra line of work without him knowing. She knows the money's too good and there's no way he can look for her at her place of work.

[–]ColonelMitchell3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She wakes up, kicks me out, says she's sorry, we made a mistake. Sex with her made me like her more (right?) but I was a little hurt by her abrupt change in feelings. I text her later that night, asking to meet up. A long conversation later, we agree to date romantically, but she was pretty insistent it not be sexually exclusive. I guessed that meant she doesn't like monogamy and I was hesitant but also intrigued. I've been stupid happy for the last six months. She's the BEST girlfriend I have ever had. She might be the best person I have ever met. She's an occupational therapist that works with special needs kids and in her free time she volunteers and advocates for people with special needs. I've learned so much from her. I've brought up the non-monogamy a couple times. I'm really curious if she's sleeping with someone else or if maybe I'm the other guy. She just smiled and told me that we didn't need to exchange the details. We use protection. The thing is I don't want anyone else. Laura is everything I want and need in a partner. I know it's early but this is the kind of girl I could see myself marrying. I'm 29, it's time to think about these things.

I'm really curious if she's sleeping with someone else

I know it's early but this is the kind of girl I could see myself marrying

At its core, his post is completely contradictory. I don't understand how someone could delude themselves so succesfully that they can't see that.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lack of sex will drive men crazy. Just look at all these mass shootings lately? How many of these guys explicitly said they were doing it out of sexual frustration? How many more can we safely assume that's the reason? Most people aren't gonna go on killing sprees so they take what they can get and resign themselves to being cucks.

[–]NiceKicksGabe4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hmm. I wonder if he'd let her jerk me off

[–]TheShiftyEyedBastard4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Wow, I'm evernoting this shit and keeping it as a reminder for any single time in life that I feel like being a pussy in the slightest. For fucks sake, this guy is the beta poster boy.

[–]Shiatsu3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Beta ( whatever the fuck that's supposed to be.)"

[–]ItsCold_ItsCold2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"She swears she doesn't have p-in-v/a sex". k

[–]Drenmar5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That thread perfectly shows why TRP is hated on Reddit. How deep in the blue must the average Redditor be to actually congratulate a guy on his LTR being a literal whore? This is surreal to me.

[–]moose_war5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Let me guess, she is never in the mood to have sex with this guy, right?

"What about a hand job honey?"

"No...I can't, sorry, bad memories from my last job. You understand right? I mean after all I love you, sweety"

I'd bet a grand she wants to "open up" their relationship down the road.

[–]autographplease 15 points15 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I too read that thread. I loved how people congratulated him for doing the opposite of what we said. Its insane that a guy can rationalize a situation this way.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Let the idiot take care of her. Just means she can give more handjobs for a cheaper price. Hope she is in Orange Country cause I need a new massage parlour.

[–]slay_it_forward1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Asian rub and tugs are the best because you can't understand a damn thing they say. I don't want a random women jerking me off that I can relate to in any way.

[–]GrandmasterHurricane10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I like how he says he's done worse since he works in advertising. The male hamster can be pretty ridiculous I tell you. Like, what could you possibly do that could top doing sexual favors for money for old disgusting dudes? Like, how can you top that?

[–]machimus5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That one stuck with me as well. All I could end up thinking about was what horrible things he possibly could have done, in advertising? Maybe he had to be "cabin boy" for all the wrinkly old execs? lol maybe they're perfect for each other.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You can't be upset at people calling your GF a whore if she LITERALLY is exchanging sexual services for material goods and money.

Not that I consider prostitution, or having sex with a prostitute, immoral (it's a free market, ideally) but it doesn't mean a spade isnt a spade.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse. I was surprised and upset because she wasn't honest. I'm over it.

I thought I knew what advertising was, but apparently not, what part of advertising involves you letting a group of Men run a train on your ass?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Guy is probably tasting other men's dribble daily. Is it weird that I almost feel bad?

[–]MadChestHairYuKnight10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I do too. I feel bad for his stupidity. However delayed it is, I just hope one day he realises what a big mistake he's making.

[–]Tman56915 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"Honey, your lipstick tastes salty tonight"

"Yeah, I got a new brand at Sephora"

[–]foldpak111-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I get a spike in testosterone around these guys, feeling almost unnaturally masculine.

[–]ShibaHook4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

He didn't want advice. He wanted reassurance. I pity him.

[–]Noctis_Cloud8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Seriously, he wanted a pat on the ass for being a good little cuck and smashing the patriarchy one gloved stroke at a time

[–]ZioFascist2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

shes def sucking cock and getting fucked.

[–]thepitman 3 points3 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Would anyone here believe that she only jacks off people after lying about the happy ending stuff? I wouldn't. Also, even that's all she did I would leave.

[–]MightyTaint0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Aside from hamster spinning, trickle truth, etc., I wouldn't believe it because there are tons of cheap beautiful women in this industry, and if one would only give HJs with gloves, they would never get work.

It just doesn't compute.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

The guy at the gym said she blew him.

[–]slay_it_forward0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't worry, she's only doing "regular massages" now.

[–]meinsamr2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd love a role reversal where a guy is giving (vaginal) happy ending massages for money on the side in secret "with gloves on" and see where these cunts stand.

I guarantee you they'd be singing a different tune.

[–]2alisonstone2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Skimming the comments, someone points out that she is apparently working with special needs kids in the public school system for her day job. Of course, the only thing people seem to be concerned about is that she could get fired and not at all about the fact that she likely lied / committed fraud to get her day job. What if a reformed child sex offender lies to get a job working with kids? People would flip out. And before people say that it is not the same thing, this is a reformed sex offender he paid his dues to society and promises not to be turned on by little kids again, while this woman is actually breaking the law by engaging in prostitution.

This woman is highly unethical. I mean, you can be sexually liberal and believe that sex work isn't that bad, but you have to respect the wishes of other people who do not want their sons or daughters being taught by a sex worker or, since prostitution is illegal in most places, a criminal.

Of course, white knights can see no flaws in women. They only judge women by their physical attributes (have a vagina) not by their character. Also serves as another example of white knights not giving a fuck about other people's wishes, the law, or even the little kids.

[–]Liesymmetrymanifold2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope you ARE reading this Throwit29. She lies to you but you believe what you want to believe. You can't pick and choose the truth. You remember what I say and when you find out that she's giving blow jobs and having PIV sex and hand jobs (without gloves) for money, BIG money and lots of it. And when you find out it's true, you can't be mad at anyone but yourself for being blinded by what YOU call love.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What a cuck! I heard she only charges an extra £5 without the gloves, which is reasonable.

[–]eh_fuck_it19802 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thinking you probably shouldn't date a girl who lied to you and has jerked off potentially hundreds of cocks while in a relationship with you = being a nerd virgin

For fuck's sake. The average male in this time period is so feminized it's disgusting.

[–]HS-Thompson3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

But you know what surprised me the most? The feedback he got. Got upvoted and he got gold for being such an 'amazing and understanding guy'. Apparently if a woman lies to her bf about having sex for money, he should just deal with it.

Honestly it would be just fine if it was really a reasonable and considered "sex-positive" opinion of the group.

However, see what happens when a woman posts that her man was getting these hand-jobs and lying about it and it will quickly become apparent what kind of patent nonsense that is.

[–]the_primal_pimp5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If this is not lightspeed spinning, male hamstering, I don't know what that is

[–]1RPAlternate421 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Within the year (now that he knows and is comfortable with her calling), he will be driving her to a "client's" house, and then shortly thereafter:

"Honey, can you just wait in the car until I'm done?"

[–]Glennus6261 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

One of the most alpha dude's I've ever come across is the husband of the chinese lady I go to for massages.

40 bux for a 60 minute, heavy duty massage, and she does offer a happy ending option at the end (she's like 50, so I'm not inclined to go that route). He knows about it, and sits on the couch downstairs and bullshits with people who are waiting for a massage.

That being said, OP in that thread sure went out of his way to convince himself she wasn't a whore, and just a liar. I'll take an honest whore over a liar at least half the time...

[–]fearl3ss0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He likely sleeps with whores himself. Asian marriages aren't like Western ones. They don't need to be built around love and monogamy. They can be built around the family.

[–]Fafner21 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'd use the word "man" very lightly here.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Being a prostitute involves lying to guys for money. You gotta pretend you like them at least a bit. And she's clearly able to do that. But he totally believes she's being honest about being into him while they head for marriage. That he can't see the parallel and is convinced she's being honest with him is just fucking disturbing.

[–]Christian_Kong1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

If there was such thing as a redpillcomedy subreddit around here I would say this belongs there as a top post.

[–]bobapop1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel like this guy is even further down than beta (omega? zeta?). Seriously, I think that even some of the most plugged in BPers would not stand for their oneitis lying about being a prostitute....or am I just completely out of touch with how emasculated many guys are these days?

[–]1KyfhoMyoba1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She swears she doesn't have p-in-v/a sex, she doesn't use her mouth, only her hands. She wears gloves when she does it too.

Clearly, this man has never heard of the trickle-truth.

[–]pantsoffire1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So... His girlfriend gets PAID to cheat on him?

I'd rather be a Super Virgin Nerd Guy than that. That very last sentence... "so at least you've got that going for you." That is possibly the world's most sorrowful consolation prize. Plus, I live with a plumber- do know how excited he gets when something goes wrong with the house's plumbing? Yep.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The trickle truth is off the charts here. She's a prostitute, fucking guys, and BB is eating it up. He wants a life together. Lol. Yeah sure. There's 0 chance this won't end horribly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

"they called her a whore."

She offers sexual favors in exchange for money. Is that not the definition of a whore?

[–]moose_war1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

She's rational and not like any other girl I've ever dated. She's fucking gorgeous.

She told me she loves me. I 100% believe that and feel the same.We've made some really big decisions about our lives and future together

In response to most of the comments I got on the last post: IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money.

To those spewing hate - lulz, I'll be over here bein' happy and shit.

some asshat linked my post to that redpill nonsense sub. They called me a beta (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) and her a whore. I think a good way to live in do the opposite of what those idiots think.

Reading these sentences...something has changed in my body. I think....I think this guy's post has actually given me cancer. For the first time time in my life, a post on the internet has given me cancer.

[–]1raceAround1261 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I have never used a prostitute. I have had married women, but never a prostitute.

But if I were to employ a prostitute's services, my thinking is if she came over and told me that she would only jerk me off with her wearing gloves, I doubt very much I would bother.

Shit, most married women seem down for anal sex and some even straight up want it. A prostitute slipping on a pair of gloves?

This guy is either completely stupefied or that whole thing is fake.

[–]Scottcat1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

lmao ''she probably gives a mean handjob''..oh dear.

[–]dogs-not-cats1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There is no possible way that this whore respects that Beta.

Quite a few years ago I was at a strip club, getting a lap dances from a stripper. We were talking between the dances and the subject of SO's comes up and I ask her if she's married/has a boyfriend. Her eyes lit up and she said "no way, any guy that would be in a relationship with me, knowing what I do, is not relationship material!"

[–]idonthaveacoolname131 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

topkek. What a fucking piece of shit. He will probably marry the prostitute. lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say, neither should you.

He didn't even mention our neckbeards or fedoras, wtf?

[–]thefisherman19611 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So she lied to him about what she did but he's okay with it because she uses gloves when she does it. This guy really believes that men having a wide choice of prostitutes would pick one who only gives hand jobs with gloves.

Yep you nailed it, totally a case of trickle truth right there.

I work in advertising, I've done way worse.

Male hamster right there

I'm over it.

I doubt it

OP says his gf has quit and is now working at a 'legitimate' massage clinic. He's such an idiot

Once again OP you hit it out of the park. She is a proven liar

I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say, neither should you.

Translation: Anyone who disagrees with me is a close minded nerd virgin that will beat off to Internet porn for life

Hey if I was like that, I could just hire his girlfriend to give me a happy ending. Oh my bad she works at a "legitimate" massage parlor now. She's "totally changed". "It's in the past."

[–]ledditor_13371 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Guys this has to be bullshit. These cuck posts get more bizarre and pathetic as time goes on.

[–]ItsCold_ItsCold0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well they're basically brainwashed by their own schools to be that way, let alone 99% of all media. Stack that on top of women's already existing propensity to lie about damn near everything, and his low T, this is what happens.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Let idiots be idiots I suppose.

[–]TheBigLman1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"She offered friendship and I accepted" Good lord.

[–]myschadenfreude1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So retorts are: Sex Shaming and Ad Hominum, what is claimed this sub did and we're the bad guys?

I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say.

Right Good luck guy with your girlfriend who literally makes money in exchange for sexual deeds.

[–]RulerZod1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

That's fucking disgustingly pathetic. Dude come on

[–]friendlysociopathic1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is fucking insane. There is nothing more meaningful I can say.

[–]savedarticles2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They called me a beta (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) and her a whore.

At least we got our message through. haha

[–]EscapedTheMatrix1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I wouldn't really give a fuck what a nerd virgin congregating on a sub of closed minded nerd virgins say, neither should you. Props to you for being able to accept your GF, while those guys beat off to Internet porn for life.

Hahaha you can always tell the dumbasses who bash TRP without ever having read it at all. Some of the most commonly seen advice on this sub is stop watching porn and jacking off.

[–]MightyTaint1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's true. The most often things TRP guys are criticized for are things that are beta behavior. It's like, they prove our point every time.

[–]slay_it_forward1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

"Bet she gives a mean handjob". Who gets HJs from their plates?

[–]NiceKicksGabe0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

I do. Ironically she gives a better handjob than blowjob

[–]vzhu0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Might be some deathgrip you got there man. You cut down on going solo yet?

[–]KickinWangg0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"She probably gives a mean handjob" as though that's any consolation at all.

[–]CyberninjaZen0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Eh maybe he can be her pimp and use the money she makes from her job.

[–]yamehameha0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

She wakes up, kicks me out, says she's sorry, we made a mistake. Sex with her made me like her more (right?) but I was a little hurt by her abrupt change in feelings. I text her later that night, asking to meet up. A long conversation later, we agree to date romantically, but she was pretty insistent it not be sexually exclusive. I guessed that meant she doesn't like monogamy and I was hesitant but also intrigued.

I didn't know you needed to have a long conversation to date someone. Sounds like there was a contract involved.

[–]mister_barfly750 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, like the one between Richard Here and Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman"

[–]4delicioustreats0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

We should all goto where she works and get a good one. 1000 cocks later, I'm sure he'll change his mind.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He should get one of his friends that she doesn't know to make an appointment and see if she eats ass and likes facials.

[–]Philhelm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This guy really believes that men having a wide choice of prostitutes would pick one who only gives hand jobs with gloves.

Well, that would depend on the price. I'd probably pay a woman $5 to jack me off with a rubber glove and some lube.

[–]mykonos_rm0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This guy is in mindfuck denial mode. Think about it- he spent two months and god knows how much of money to get to first base and THEN discovers he could have gotten off instantly for a fraction of the cost if he knew the right middleman. Sometimes bluepill insanity is a mental-defense mechanism to keep one from hanging oneself.

[–]TheRealMewt0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't think this guy is going to get the happy ending he's looking forward to.

[–]kellykebab0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

He's done way worse than getting paid to cheat on his significant other, so it's okay that she concealed her actions. I mean, cool, I guess they deserve each other, but the commenters are acting like this is some magical fairy tale.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

My first thought was to ask the guy how can I get in touch with his girlfriend to get her to jack me off.

I can only imagine something like this happening to someone who doesn't have male friends.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Woooow, TRP at it again. So having sex with people for money makes you a whore now, yes?

That's SO rude! /s

[–]tedcase0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

If i was this guy (and because I have a very suspicious mind caused by years of experience) I would get a buddy that she doesn't know to rent the bitch and find out exactly how happy her endings are.

[–]aphelion33420 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is the best thing I've read all week. Thank you OP.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

OMG this is amzing. As a 4 year Red piller these stories are just too entertaining to not laugh at. Thank god the veil has been lifted from my eyes and I can see things for what they really are.

[–]RainyDaySolace0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I suppose no one told him that the slippery slope is all too real when it comes to women. If he refuses to see the obvious then he will have to deal with the consequences of his decisions.

[–]MagicGainbow0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

The tide has turned and now op has deleted his post, pretty much all the newer comments are upvoted and consist of everyone pointing out that latex hand jobs are not a thing really and that op is a bitch.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Anybody have his wife's number, I'm looking for a massage?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She could have easily charged triple jacking off some old, ugly, undesirable guy. She chose a buff guy from her gym instead. What does that tell OP I wonder?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I love those comments: Those guys who wouldn't accept their women beating off other dudes? Ya well, they are the beta virgins.

... I think one of my eyes just rolled backwards and out of my head.

[–]anti_erection_man0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey, he should link her soon to be, later to not be wife. I'm sure he can make an amazing advertisement for her on reddit, considering that's his job. Her job would boom. Of cemen.

Now in all seriousness this is just so fucking sad, that poor fucking idiot. He's heading for such a massive fucking suicide inducing crash.

[–]psycho_sid0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Wanting something so bad you're oblivious to the risks involved is not uncommon. But when an entire community warns you and you ignore it, well, at least when she leaves you, you will have gotten some quality hand jobs. Hand jobs with gloves, hahahahahahahahahah, that's a good one. And if it makes him feel better to think we're all betas here, let him. Poor sap.

[–]aherne180 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Looking at comments, it seems everyone buys the idea she only does handjobs on her clients:D Are you fucking nuts? Of course she sucks dick (every time, at the very least), fucks (depending on client budget) and occasionally does anals too (depending on her "openness" and client budget). Like our girlfriends, like our oneitisises, like ever girl in the "free" world ONLY THAT they officially do it for money. "Massage" business is just prostitution.

OP wants to marry a prostitute. Down-vote me as much as you want, but at least this guy knows his unicorn is a prostitute. Of course he's a desperate omega, of course he licks the ground she steps on for the occasional "free" pussy (although I doubt he's not "generous" himself). Omegas don't get pussy: meeting a gorgeous one that says "I love you" occasionally is their happiest moment in life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

" I am stupid happy at the prospect."

Dogs can be stupid happy when they see their master come home or when they get a treat. Betas are like dogs.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Holy shit. I'm fucking floored.

IDGAF that she jacked off a bunch of dudes for money. I work in advertising, I've done way worse. I was surprised and upset because she wasn't honest. I'm over it.

Is this motherfucker serious? Is he blowing dudes at lunch? The fuck is going on in his head? I was bluepill, but I was never a willing and excitable cuckold. I refuse to believe this is real.

[–]Guuuoiiiii0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

"Some asshat call me a "beta" like whatever that means like I've never heard that before haha lol"

Fake

[–]ItsCold_ItsCold1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They really are just that juvenile. Would you walk into a special education class and proclaim "fake"?

[–]ItsCold_ItsCold0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What better way to fuck oiled up Chads? I'm sure the "handjobs only" thing corresponds directly to her clients' SMV, so she wasn't entirely lying. What a god damned idiot. This is a sex positive, promiscuity promoting, third wave feminism time you're living in, and you actually believe she only gives handjobs ?

[–]jethreezy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm willing to believe there is a direct relationship between people that call other people betas and the number of betas in that sub.

Yeah, a direct relationship of the inversely proportional kind.

[–]cadetmaster0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"lulz, I'll be over here bein' happy an shit"

1 month later.

[–]TruthOverLiez0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This moron is forever beta

[–]Glenbert0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

That is either some masterful repression or some epic trolling.

[–]foldpak1110 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

She's doing the dirtiest sexual acts to men behind closed doors to this day and she loves every second of it. It's totally logica from an evolutionary perspective; get the good genes from the alphas and cuck a beta for resources.

Those comments (especially the last one) is the reason the human population needs to be exterminated. It's a continuing downward spiral and it feels like we're being lorded over by children with guns who are also raising the next generation. Awesome.

[–]10xdada-4 points-3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You know, as much of a sucker this guy is, squawking about him is second rate bitchery. Yes, at least you aren't him, but every single one of you (us, really) might as well have been him before choosing to change.

Showing some compassion for guys like that would be more admirable. Imagine how it goes for him when she drops him for a pimp after all that acceptance and sucking-it-up he did? I suppose she's holding out for the house and spousal support. The real betrayal is still in front of him.

He's a great example to anyone finding this sub of how low guys can get, but mocking and shaming him seems small.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think we are showing compassion for him. It's called tough love. This sort of behavior needs to be discouraged through negative reinforcement. It's those bastards encouraging him who are showing a complete lack of compassion. That "asshole" at the gym telling everyone was a fucking bro.

[–]ShibaHook-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would like someone to volunteer to write a post in that subreddit in a month from now posing as a girlfriend who finds out from a third party that her boyfriend gives happy endings to female clients (perhaps males too) at a massage parlour. I'd love to see the reaction and advice given.

[–]mugatucrazypills-5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

it's his fault for not making enough alpha coin to buy this beautiful woman all the things she deserves, now she has to tug cock and will develop RSI because of his failure of earnings power

[–]St_OP_to_u_chin_me-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Idk guys hard to say I wouldn't judge a women, whom I'm in a STR with, for earning with hands and mouth given protection.

LTR that's too much given.

[–]MobilePenor-5 points-4 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

It seems not cool at first, but if you think about it you get a very well trained girl.

I never met a girl who were able to give proper handjobs, so a girl able to give great hj would come in handy.

I would also try to get some of that sweet money of hers. A young prostitute has often a lot of money, she should spend something on me if I were a good boyfriend.

[–]mykonos_rm1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Big picture bro- HJ's are low-end totem poll shit to worry about.

[–]vzhu0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You can easily fuck a pro for free. It doesn't mean you have to date them.

[–]MobilePenor0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do we need to put /s after a sarcastic post even of TRP?

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