Blue Pill Example[AFBB Alert] Husband grieving over tragically killed wife logs onto her facebook posthumously and finds she's been fucking her alpha for 5 years and he's not the father of his own child. (self.TheRedPill)

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This one hurts, fellas. Ouch.

TL:DR Husband's wife is tragically killed by car crash 2 weeks ago. Man grieves hard. Makes dinner in memory of his invisible wife. Cherishes their photos. etc. Logs onto her facebook and sees the horrible reality that she's been fucking Chad/Thomas for 5 years and that he's the cuck providing resources for the alpha and his fuck mate.

Worst of all, his own son isn't even his. Wifey went outside the marriage to get some real genes.

And although this point is downplayed, I personally think that the fact she went out of her way to include Thomas in the son's life and take alternate family photos with him instead is truly insulting. With no regard for human life!

[–]bigmfkr 82 points83 points  (11 children)

Aaaaand it's removed. What a surprise.

Reading the comments, you can see it's probably fake.

[–]Tom_The_Human 77 points77 points [recovered]

Two hours after he posted a thread entitled: "You have one day to create the nastiest poo that you've ever taken. What do you eat?"

Probably fake.

[–]RageLife 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Hey man, people grieve in different ways.

[–]MightyTaint 5 points6 points  (2 children)

The day my goldfish died, I shattered the porcelin. No joke.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made me laugh out loud. Too funny.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

most of the shit you read on reddit is fake either for the sake of trolling, getting attention, or making bizarre behaviour seem more normal as people are more exposed to it over and over again

but the funny thing about these fake stories is that this did happen somewhere to someone. Especially if you remove the "tragiC" death while she was coming home after fucking him, it definitely happened and betas behaved in the exact same way. mourn more, don't blame her, etc

there's not really any scenario i can think of where being a beta for life ends well for the guy... of course they'll never learn that, but the world needs betas so its ok

[–]DrYoda 251 points252 points  (50 children)

That shit was just obvious karma whoring. Some bored dude writing fiction for attention

[–]youeatlikeachild 50 points51 points  (39 children)

Not unlikely however just imagine if all the "happily" married men out there installed key loggers and spy software on their doting wives cell phones and computers.

What percentage do you think would be horrified by the cheating, the naked pics they are sending out, the torrid conversations they have with other men, anonymously or not?

If that story isn't true it's ok because I promise you there's a guy out there with that exact story in one way or another. Wife dies, gains access to all her emails and social histories and finds out the great love loss of his life was never what he thought to begin with.

[–]ZEROthePHRO 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I knew a natural alpha that did this with his wife. I think he was surprised at how faithful she was.

[–]1whatsazipper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't doubt it. If you're at the top of your game, usually the women committed to you are thinking about women who might be vying for you, not other men. It's only when a man is less desirable (realistically: most men) that one would uncover such behavior, and on a spectrum at that.

[–]zpatriarchy 14 points15 points  (34 children)

every man should install spyware on the computers.

[–]1KyfhoMyoba 31 points32 points  (8 children)

every man should install spyware on the computers.

Hell, even if you're single. When a girl comes over and wants to check her FB, have her use your [keylogged] computer. A guy did this and wrote a book called "The Keylogger". Opened his eyes. Did this over a few years with all of his LTRs. Everyone of them was either outright cheating or had a couple of backup plans ready to jump onstage at literally a moment's notice.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's how I caught my ex wife cheating.

[–]youeatlikeachild 14 points15 points  (2 children)

If you are already married maybe, otherwise just never get in a position where you need to care that much about your females actions.

I basically deal with any long term plates or short term relationships on my own terms, I choose if I want to remain faithful during time with a female I enjoy more than most others, but I never expect anything from her in the form of loyalty.

If you spend enough time working on abundance mentality, you get to a point where even if you really like someone and it turns out they disappoint you in some way or seem to be dishonest, you really don't care very much, they are only going to be that pretty for a short period of time and there's a million more just like them outside the door.

[–]zpatriarchy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes that's good, but "you don't know what you don't know" so will have no idea you are being betrayed because they are deceitful.

it's not about abundance mentality, it's about being exposed to STDs, alimony, child support, etc.

[–]Soldier_of_Misfortun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This. While the case cited here is an extreme, and likely more rare than not, as you move toward the middle of the marital masquerade bell curve you find less devastating but still despicable behavior by 'loving, loyal wives.' Take it from a living, breathing cautionary tale. Me.

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You read them for the reactions, not the content. Notice how many hamsters tell him he's the real father and that he shouldn't do anything rash--be a man, do your duty.

[–]derkonigistnackt 5 points5 points [recovered]

I know an old dude with a very similar story. His wife actually told him and he decided to raise the little girl and never tell her she wad chad's daughter. These people are out there and they are even more pathetic than in this fiction.

[–]bacdafucoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing pathetic about a man making a decision with full fact.

[–]ItsCold_ItsCold 101 points102 points  (17 children)

You become numb to these stories.

[–]pcadrian 42 points42 points [recovered]

I used to get infuriated reading these kind of stories. Nowadays I'm just like Heh... that sucks.

[–]mugatucrazypills 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I've gone past rage to Schadenfreude on these stories. Now I'm reading for artistic flourishes, novelty and plain old gore. Like the dachshund that was nipping at the toes of the coke whore dermatologist CSI carried out last month.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (7 children)

These days its the brainwashed responses that disgust me more than the AFBB scenarios themselves. The top comment here is a perfect example:

"Hey, buddy, make sure you don't act on how you're feeling right now, alright lil guy? Ya know, that gut-level sense of shame and disgust? Make sure you bury that before you move forward, mmkay? Bad things happen when you act on strong emotions."

Then the bluepill chorus chimes in to echo the sentiment that acting out of feelz is bad.

Five minutes later, they're advising a woman in a different thread to not fret about being attracted to her boyfriend's asshole brother because "people can't help the way they feel."

[–]mercuryg 14 points14 points [recovered]

On the other hand i agree 100% he really should not try to reach this guy, not until he can think straight. No good can come from it and worst case scenario is just tragic, if he snaps and hurts/kills him he will be going to jail, and for what? A dead cheating whore.

That "your strong feels are bad" undertone is unfortunate though.

[–]MightyTaint 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Why would he ever reach out to the guy? He was fucking his wife behind his back for a decade. Husband has custody and all rights to the child, even if it winds up not being his genetically. That's one of the plus sides of how the courts stick the husband with paternal responsibility, if it comes out that the child isn't actual the husband's genetically, the courts will still claim he is the legal father.

If I was husband, I too would be pretty attached to my "son" by this point, and finding out he wasn't genetically mine would still make it a situation of "well, this is my adopted child then". Long story short, I wouldn't reach out to Chad, and if he tried reaching out to me because he want's to see his son, I'd tell him to fuck off.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd actually try and get him killed; I would plan this meticulously over several years. I mean this man has absolutely NO honor left, the least he could do is avenge himself and for fuck's sake get another girl and make sure he can have a child that's actually his.

[–]moose_war 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do find that funny.

Men's gut reaction = shallow and immature

Women's gut reaction = perfectly OK 100% of the time

[–]Venomroach 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It's like every other day you hear one of these stories.

[–]MightyTaint 3 points4 points  (1 child)

To be fair, when you have hundreds of millions of people on the internet, some outlandish things will happen to a few. And the more outlandish the story, the more attention it will get and it will rise above the rest and get attention.

What really hammers the point home are when you read about genetic studies finding upwards of 10% of children aren't really the child of the person who thinks they're the child's father. That's something you take home.

[–]toysjoe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Three years ago I would've been outraged. Now it's just like chuckle. Next.

[–]screamingATtrees 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Makes me happy that I am not in that situation.

[–]prodigy2throw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. This story is just one of many I've heard. Didn't even bother reading the whole thing. The stories are all the same

[–]Zeparic 640 points641 points  (136 children)

On the bright side his cheating whore of a wife is dead.

[–]B_uckets 87 points88 points  (5 children)

On the bright side TIFU is 99.9% fake. Every post there should be automatically moved to r-ThatHappened

[–]zpatriarchy 14 points15 points  (4 children)

yeah, they have trouble conceiving then miraculously she gets pregnant & he doesn't question it? his son was hanging out with chad & never let it slipped that he was taking pictures with some random dude? o'rly?

[–]Thengine 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That was my red flag that this was fake as hell. Son is taking frequent pictures with Chad and the cuck doesn't have a clue. I don't believe this for a second. Not that it isn't possible, but that too many tragic coincidences that happened in an anonymous story.

[–]oaddsandk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well my parents had trouble conceiving then had my brother and then me (apparently I was an accident). We both look like our dad so I mean, that's not super improbable.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plus the lack of details. This read like someone wrote it out in 20 minutes.

[–]Duliticolaparadoxa 181 points182 points  (115 children)

Right? Take the life insurance money, invest it, let Alphabro do the child rearing while you go monkmode, hit the gym, raise your smv and use the dead wife sob story to make some progress.

[–]uxl 147 points148 points  (93 children)

You can't honestly expect him to not be attached to Chad's son? He has fathered Chad's son. You don't just "stop" loving an adopted child. This guy is emotionally fucked.

[–]canttakeitnemoreahhh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Classic Nip/Tuck scenario.

[–]osborn18 21 points22 points  (15 children)

Honestly, his kid is probably his only comfort now.

Even though his wife is a lying cheating whore, the kid is innocent.

So that relationship is not only salvageable, theres a chance they bond together even more with her out of her way.

And on the plus side he can now cut all contact of his son with the other dude, he has full custody after all.

He can literally say to fuck off to the other guy.

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[–]TRPhd 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Not a judge in the world is going to take that child out of the home with the parent he grew up with, to give the child to the mother's boyfriend who knew he had paternity but didn't speak up until the mother was dead. Not a judge in the world.

If there was a woman to give the child too, well, that's another tale...

[–]itsbooming 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Chad's mom pettitioning for Grandparent rights bringing pictures of her holding Chad as a baby telling stories of how this abusive husband said he would disown them if it got out when at the time, 9 years ago he actually agreed to it because he was infertile. What a monster.

[–]jzerocoolj 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Cuck's on the birth certificate, Chad isn't. Chad also has to come up with a way to compel Cuck/Chadson to provide a DNA sample in the first place. Probably not gonna happen.

Also the insurance pays out the the spouse, not the children, so Chad has even less claim here.

[–]itsbooming 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine Chad going to court and getting custody of the kid and the kid has a 5 million dollar life insurance pay off.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A bud of mine is the Chad in the same scenario, but the bitch is still alive. He has been fighting to get access to his kid, even offers to pay support, the state is fighting against the precedent and the mother is going all of to keep him out.

I can only assume the cuckold husband thinks the kid is really his.

[–]WisdomModifier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's being reverse cucked, only with the kid... and no one is watching anyone else get slammed... Fucked up world.

[–]Squeezymypenisy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. The beta was married to the wife so he is the beneficiary. It depends on whose name the money is in. If it goes to husband then no way he gets it. Son may be a different outcome.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I seriously hope no man is disturbed enough to attempt that. Cut your losses and leave the poor guy alone. You aren't some stupid bitch out to get somebody for a completely insane reason.

[–]itsbooming 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah 9 years is enough to fuck you up. I can see maybe 5 or under if the kid didn't have a personality or any real moments you shared....MAYBE. Would be funny if he put Thomas on Child Support

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[–]BaconEggsAndSleaze 56 points56 points [recovered]

You can be a "Chad" and be fucked over by a "Chad".

Remember, you don't have to be better, you just need to be different.

[–]spectrum_92 95 points96 points  (23 children)

You know the choice isn't between being an amoral bastard that destroys another man's life and being a beta faggot right? If you're inspired by the 'Chad' in this situation you seriously need to reevaluate your life

[–]ElectricEchoes 35 points36 points  (16 children)

Exactly this. There is nothing admirable about having another man raise your son whilst you continue relations with the mother for 10+ years. This 'Chad' is a bitch with a dick, that's all.

[–]Jordoom 14 points14 points [recovered]

A walking mangina. The only sad part about this story was he wasn't in the car, too.

[–]Algernoq 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Read the sidebar. See the part about shaming language.

[–]GainzdalfTheWhey 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Careful, don't want to reduce the guilt from the bitch.

[–]spectrum_92 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh not at all, that cunt is burning in hell. All I'm saying is that Chad will be joining her soon too.

[–]Plan_of_Action 10 points10 points [recovered]

Morty: I... I.. I, I don't know Rick.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Rick: (burp) Trust me Morty! The Chads, Morty! The CHAD THUNDERCOCKs! (Buuuuurp) from a scientific perspective they are shining examples of (hiccup) genetic perfection, Morty!

[–]Plan_of_Action 2 points2 points [recovered]

Morty: But, but I... I. I don't think that justifies modifying the genes of the entire rest of the population... th.. that just doesn't seem ethical to me. A a a a bunch of Bettys and Chads running around, fucking each other all the time. That just sounds like chaos to me... and w-what about me? Huh? Where do I fit in to this genius plan of yours, huh Rick?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Rick: Eugenics was only outlawed because it WORKS, Morty (buuurp)! Why do you think the whole "cuckold" thing is (hic!) becoming popular?

Remember my ex-girlfriend, Morty? (Burp) Remember Unity? That sexy little hivemind I used to date? The human race is (burp) -- the human race is like Unity, Morty! It's a hivemind! And the human hivemind (buuuuurp) UNCONSCIOUSLY wants to improve itself. Why else would something as (hic) evolutionarily UN-FIT as CUCKOLDING, which is just cementing someone else's genetic lineage while dooming your own, become (burp) -- become -- become POPULAR, Morty? What kind of retarded Squanch thinks that kind of thing just happens? (Buuuuurp!) Humans are a hivemind, Morty! We're living in a (burp) ant colony, Morty! And -- and we're the ants!

Chad Thundercock (burp) (hiccup) -- Chad is like the superhero "Ant-Man" running around in an (burp) ant colony with the real ants, Morty! And he's FUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF (burp) OUT OF ALL THOSE ANTS, Morty! (Burp) he's just impregnating those hot slutty ants left and (burp) right! Imagine a quarter-inch-tall Paul Rudd having sex with a million ants, Morty! That's what the Chad Thundercocks are (burp) doing to the human race, RIGHT NOW, Morty! Just like I did to Unity before I got interrupted by that clueless "Beta-7" guy!

And (burp!) Morty! Morty! Morty listen to me! Stop picturing Paul Rudd!

What the Chads are (burp) doing... It's not wrong! It's not right! It's Amoral, Morty! It's (hic) its just humanity, Morty! It's (burp) it's just how the human hivemind works!

Chad is (burp) is humanity 2.0, Morty! We're just HomoSapiens and he's HomoThundercockis, Morty!

So -- so-- (burp) what do i think is gonna happen to (burp) humans? W- where do you fit in to my crazy plan? You don't, Morty! And neither (burp) do I! Our genes will (cough! Cough!) go extinct, Morty! We're gonna be (cough!) raising Chad's children while he (burp) while he has his way with Summer, Morty!

You better warm up (burp) better warm up your fleshlight (buuuurp) and stock up (burp) stock up on personal lubricant, Morty! And you better follow the trend and try your (burp) hardest to become a cuckold fetishist, Morty... because it's gonna be a looooong, (buuurp), loooong dry spell for males who (burp!) who value any pursuit as terminally Un-Chad-Like as science.

[–]Senior ContributorDemonspawn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This exchange has to make it into season 3....

[–]TheGillos 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I read all this in Rick and Morty's voices. Pretty damn accurate.

Love this show! I can totally see Rick saying something similar.

[–]ShitfacedBatman 36 points36 points [recovered]

Some day a beta male will find that Chad and get revenge. Put him in the hospital or worse.

There was a theory posted on here a while back that a lot of the mass-shooter/school-shooter types are sad beta males that "snap." Amorality knows no bounds - by definition.

[–]gr0gnerd 28 points29 points  (7 children)

No, the school shooters etc are mostly severely damaged incel omegas.

However, I suspect you are right about the "he just snapped" family shootings by adult men. I've thought for a while that DNA paternity testing should be a mandatory part of the investigation of those crimes.

[–]derkonigistnackt 32 points32 points [recovered]

DNA paternity testing should be compulsory before registering a child as his father's son in the system

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This! Absolutely this. Make it compulsory so that Women can't talk themselves out of it. Let the truth be known. It can only hurt the dishonest.

[–]EnragedParrot 11 points12 points  (1 child)

OMG...how do we get a law passed? We need to couch the testing in terms of "child health"...then start pushing the courts to act on it.


[–]thejynxed 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy - just couch it in terms of child protection in case they get kidnapped. Tie it into the laws dealing with missing and exploited children, and it's a shoe-in for passage.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (17 children)

I couldn't live with myself being that type of Chad.

[–]WisdomModifier 6 points7 points  (16 children)

It's a pretty shitty Chad.

Honestly, it's not really Chad at all, except for the sex part. A kid is a responsibility, and a proper alpha doesn't avoid their true responsibilities.

[–]WisdomModifier 1 point2 points  (0 children)

first off... lmao.

second off... wow you're fucked...

[–]Zenken13 1 point2 points  (0 children)


Chad is a shortsighted, narcisstic, opportunistic, parasitic little shit. He is a Boy (which is exactly what this woman was looking for). Real men (and mature women) will see him as such and treat him accordingly.

Although Chad has had a run with a woman in a way that would seem to project superiority, he has actually shown that he:

-behaves like a woman. Chad is Passive Aggressive. He can't or won't take responsibility for his behavior. He spawned a child, but won't take responsibility for it.

-is not to be trusted by men. (women...they don't care.) This plays a huge roll in the business world, and word gets out. Chad now has a "Jacket". I won't do business with Chad. Lots of other folks won't either.

-won't (or can't) pairbond with a single woman. This always seems to mean something to society. Gay? Disturbed? Ped? Beta?

Men (and honest women) who deal with Chad will see him for what he really is:

A parasite.

If you believe getting laid at an others expense is Alpha, then you are also a parasite. You have failed at Red Pill.

Seriously men, if you want to be alpha, find your own, and quietly dominate. That way, when a kid shows up, it's yours.

[–]wanderer779 13 points14 points  (1 child)

he probably couldn't get rid of the kid now and likely wouldn't even want to. The kid is 9 years old so they are emotionally attached for life now. This woman certainly left a mess.

Also as another poster said this seems like it could be fake

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (14 children)

Who's going to tell him that?

[–]htbf 35 points35 points [recovered]

If anyone does, you bet your ass this sub is gonna get banned in the following hour.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 19 points20 points  (11 children)

Nobody. Don't fucking preach. Most people aren't open to reality and when they are they will find it.

[–]Thengine 5 points6 points  (9 children)

Life doesn't work that way. You can go your entire life without being exposed to certain truths, and would never have thought to look for them yourself.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 5 points6 points  (8 children)

Who gives a shit. If you want to be the great saviour of poor betas go right ahead but you will get shit on in return. It's not some noble duty to save people. The info is there to find. Once they start looking they will find it, if they don't that's not our problem.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Fascination with fixing other people is merely a buffer to hide away from the task of fixing oneself.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I dont believe the story because of the pictures of thomas and the child. The child would have given some kind of hint, he would have gave her away somehow, one time or another

[–]Duliticolaparadoxa 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah... at some point the kid would have said something, they dont know any better, he would have said something about having fun with mommy's friend.

[–]cptspiffy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She probably can't even try to get him for alimony from hell.

I say probably because there are a lot of lawyers down there, they might figure out a way.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I love when karma plays out

[–]foldpak111 3 points4 points  (0 children)


Eye opening documentary of what will likely happen if you get married. Divorce courts gave his three children to his mentally unstable ex-wife. As a result, his kids are mentally ill with one who refuses to do anything with himself.

It also shows the tyranny of technology automating middle class jobs and choosing the wrong business partners.

[–]ForcesMTAria 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Screencap and posted to PP/BP/SRS in 3, 2...

[–]officerkondo 85 points86 points  (5 children)

And an hour after posting that, he submitted this gem to AsKReddit: You have one day to create the nastiest poo that you've ever taken. What do you eat?

Sounds like a guy in mourning over AFBB, all right.

[–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it sounds like a made up story. Practically a red pill fantasy.

[–]AnAbsoluteSith 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Wouldn't you want to take the nastiest shit on your wife's grave if you were him?..

[–]zxDanKwan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, yeah, but i'd give myself more than one day to execute...

[–]doom-o-matic 38 points39 points  (1 child)

I call bullshit. Kids cannot keep a secret like "another dad" for 5 minutes, let alone 5 years.

[–]Stormhammer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This struck out the most to me. Especially having additional family photos etc? And 5-10 years of fucking ( kid is 9.... ). Sorry, at some point someone slips.

[–]Endorsed ContributorFLFTW16 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I am pretty sure I could give up a relationship with a child that I thought was mine that I discovered wasn't mine.

"You see son... I mean... you're not my son... Hey kiddo. One day you'll understand. Anyway, right now you need to be with your real daddy."

Genetics matter to me. Part of the progressive Blue Pill pu-pu platter is the denial of the important of genetics. Of course, the narrative is that genetics don't matter, to trick beta cucks into not getting theirs into the next generation. Women secretly know how important genes are. They will deny it but their actions speak louder than their words.

We had a thread last week about a woman in a poly marriage who wanted to keep fucking her boyfriend while trying to have a child with her husband. She gave that narrative to her cuck hubby: "genetics don't matter!" uh huh. That's why you want to keep getting regular injections of Chad's baby batter?

Genetics matter, that is the uncomfortable red pill truth. It's uncomfortable because it means the possibility to look like an asshole and pull the plug on a relationship and break a little kid's heart and tear his world out from under him. But--if I am putting myself in this scenario--did I tear his world apart, or did the heartless bitch of a cunt do it by making a Frankenstein family, by lying and breaking her oath, by trying to eat her cake and have it too?

[–]RP15 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're right honey, genetics don't matter! Let's find a surrogate mother for me to impregnate and then we can raise that child!

[–]bourbonhipster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not only do genetics matter, genetics are truly the only thing of importance in the continuance of any species. Individual lives are meaningless in the evolutionary scale of genome advancement. Anyone who says otherwise is either completely clueless or completely lying.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't underscore the importance of your statement enough. You're gilded. Genetics are the entire point people.

People who downplay the importance of fidelity and get outraged at the notion of paternity tests (even those carried out in secret), play right into the narrative.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Children need to know right from the start that this round globe out somewhere in the universe is a fucked up place. None of that Disney happy time shit.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The comments are hilarious.

Whatever you do, man, don't try reaching out to Thomas until you're out of the grieving phase 100% and have a solid head on your shoulders. Ok?

Yeah, don't wanna incriminate yourself. On a completely unrelated note I hear the going rate for an assassin on silk road is about $24,000.

Are people on reddit really this fucked up or are you guys joking?

Don't even try opening 4chan. Ever

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (13 children)

Life is truly and unfair. Just out of curiousity to anyone commenting in this thread, if you were in this man's shoes what would you do? How would you deal with the fact that your son isn't even your son?

[–]Rasalom72 11 points12 points  (2 children)

If he has custody now, he should make sure he tells the kid (he should already know), and go to court to seek child support from the father.

And then go to court to seek damages and reparations for all the money he shelled out on a kid that wasn't his.

[–]rp_divorced 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the eyes of the court, he is the father. There are no damages for him to seek.

[–]SCROTAL-SACK 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Put the kid up for adoption. Sell all of the dead sloot's belongings to fund a trip across the globe and party it up. Come back and take a big shit on the dead sloots headstone. Laugh.


[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Drop him off at dude's door.

[–]mugatucrazypills 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think the inlaws would be up for some good old fashioned harassment at this point. Something like an anonymous daily mailer to remind them their daughter was a cum dripping slag.

But mugatu is not a nice person.

[–]OneInAZillion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably fake, but if it's real, this:

The night she was supposedly coming home from work she had been with him.

makes me not feel the slightest bit bad for her.

And also, a bunch of people are commenting that he should contact this guy for a shoulder to cry on. That's just ridiculous.

If I were him, after finding out she'd been having a 10 year affair and that the kid isn't mind I wouldn't give 2 shits about preserving her memory.

It's probably fake though.

[–]English85 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Paternity tests are cheap and easy, no excuse to be a cuck.

[–]gr0gnerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yup. PO box rentals are in the $20-$40 range. She will never have to know.

[–]Its_All_Been_Done 5 points6 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Years ago, in a military base far far away....

"So, you know this one friend of mine at work told me something...."

Shit. Another diatribe about her workmates. You LTR veterans know what's coming; ad nauseum hamster vomit about Sally Coworker and what she did today to so and so. Normally I ignored these verbose tangents , but today wasn't a normal day.

After a lunch blowjob we had twenty minutes to kill before going back to work. The ex gf decides to regale me about her coworkers plan. And man oh man was it a juicy one.

So , her coworker was active duty as she was. Coworker figured she'd get knocked up and take the early service separation option-note that if a military woman gets knocked up in the US military she can separate without adverse action regardless of her service contract length.

That was step one. Step two; marry her boyfriend , who himself was a recruit in basic training for the Navy.

Step three, mad profit: both as a prior service dependent and as wife to a military husband (hello double Tricare benefits!).She gets to be a vet and a military wife.Daily Double social points!

Last step; fuck Airman Chad on the side for the seed, then spend a weekend with the husband on Navy Basic Training graduation . I met the guy when he backed into my car on base months before my ex gfs tale of villainy, and we wound up good friends despite the accident. Far as he knew his fuck buddy-the ex gfs friend- wasn't even married, and just boned her for pure FWB kicks.

Said chick's plan worked without a hitch. That was four years ago.

Somewhere CONUS, there's a Navy Petty Officer raising an Air Force Airman's kid and has no idea he's doing so.

It's a double blind when you remember that even Chad in this story has no goddamn blue clue what's really happening. He's going about life **totally unaware ** he's a dad. I know the dude well enough to grasp that if he sired a kid he'd want a say in what happens next.

The only people who know The Truth are me, my ex GF (now stationed thousands of miles away in Asia THANK YOU UNCLE SAM) and this broad. Because I found out after the fact , there ain't shit I can do now except watch the Facebook feed while singing "there but the grace of the Redpill go I".

[–]moose_war 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cucked from Beyond the Grave! What a spooky halloween story.

[–]bea5tly 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is how wild killing sprees start.. lol

[–]Elguappo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugggh. God damn. Talk about getting your guts ripped out.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The comments on the other hand are /hilarious/

[–]eternal_temptation 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I saw this and was like "Meh, seen worse."

and Face-palmed hard... it's scary thought when you see something like this and just shrug and say, "seen worse."

[–]SexyDeviI 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Would you take the time to share (in just a sentence or two) the 'worse' scenarios you've seen?

Cause I'm reading The Red Pill zealously for about a year now and of all the sick shit I've witnessed, this comes up pretty much around the top.

[–]eternal_temptation 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Couple of similar scenarios... where the guy is sleeping on the sofa in his own house after he got divorce raped and wife and Cad are sleeping in the master bedroom. He did that cuz his kids didn't have a roof to sleep under as she sold off the house.

And there are many stories of openly cuckolding...

I personally started getting apathetic about this when I started noticing this kind of behavior in women I was nailing. As a rule, I never seduced married women, but I'd often find out later that they were married.

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[–]redpillliger 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes, it was faked. If you take a look through OPs post history, it becomes pretty obvious

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[–]Evileddie13 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I would have killed Chad, get off on temporary insanity. As for my 'son', Fuck him, he's not my problem anymore. *sigh In reality, I would take my son, drop him off at his dad's house and leave the country. My last words two him would Be, 'Your Mom's a whore.'

[–]obama_lurves_nsa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd dig up her body and piss on it. Explain it all too him when the boy is older and hopefully he pisses on it too.. THEN TOGETHER kill the Chad.

[–]blimp11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

fake as shit maybe even a rp troll

[–]Nycredpilldad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If everyone on TRP who is in an LTR logged into their SO's fb today, I bet there would be a lot of interesting posts in the next week. Don't believe me? I found the mother of my kids acting like a 2 dollar whore on there about 7 weeks ago & promptly packed my shit & am on to the next chapter in life. AWALT.

[–]niceguy_gone_cad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The dude has been REALLY lucky to get rid of that skank in such an easy and cheap way. Too bad he's too much of a blue pill pussy to realize it.

[–]IndyBrodaSolo 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Those comments. I can't even.

Also, I just wanted to say - is it possible that she loved both of you? You were the one she was meant to be with, but she loved Thomas with the emotional ties that go with having a child with someone? She must have really loved you and your son to have been able to stick around for 10 years without showing even a small hint of having an affair.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sloots gonna sloot.

Dont marry. Not worth it.

[–]mighty_bandit_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it's actually 10 years.

Turns out she had been seeing him for over 10 years. The more I read the sicker I get. There are pics of my son, pictures of him and my son, pictures of all three of them.

[–]chief_slap_ahoe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This should be on karma porn

[–]chinawinsworlds 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Got banned for pointing out how he has the right to be angry after being a cuckold for years.

[–]blue_27 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"MY wife would never do such a thing ..."

[–]NeoreactionSafe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real problem was that the guy was shooting blanks:

My wife and I had tried for many years and were unable to conceive until one day it just happened. Turns out she had been seeing him for over 10 years. The more I read the sicker I get. There are pics of my son, pictures of him and my son, pictures of all three of them.


Two stories in my life:

  • Brother - Marries a woman who he accidentally got pregnant. She came from a very wealthy family and was actually good looking, but very cold hearted. Brother decides to get vasectomy without her knowledge. Years go by until she discovers... is pissed... wants more kids... has affair... gets pregnant... divorces brother... marries the guy and has more kids.

  • Friend of 25 years - Firing blanks with girlfriend who had daughter from previous guy. After 10 years together they get married. More years pass. He gets checked and has no sperm... wife suddenly pregnant anyway... kid doesn't look like him... he accepts it anyway... friend loses house during the 2008 housing bubble... wife divorces and flees country with both kids.


If you have sex with a woman and are trying to get her pregnant and it doesn't happen in a month or two you need to consider you are firing blanks.

A woman will go outside the marriage to secure sperm if you can't deliver.

...in both of the above cases the males were very desired by the women, but sperm was lacking for different reasons.


[–]MightyTaint 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's fake, but, if not, notice how she died on the way home from seeing Chad? That's some karma right there.

[–]gr0gnerd 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Too good to be true.

Just someone doing a bit of creative writing.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst thing is, the boy is too old to drop. This man has already formed a bond with him. If he'd learned of the boy's true paternity when the kid was as old as 4 or 5, he could have just left.

[–]Truthplusone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

awesome . Life did him a real solid . He needs to take that insurance money and get himself some Asian chicks :)

[–]AdonisHera 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just kinda shook my head reading this. Usually would get mad, but I guess that red pill is dissolving. These hoes....they for EVERYBODY. may she rest in shit

[–]king-schultz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know that post was fake, right?

[–]TRPhd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that's a fake story.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prob a fake story, BUT, it's a nightmare scenario that is played out throughout all the lands every single day.

[–]tb87670 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why no matter what I know I will demand DNA tests. A family member of mine didn't, his current wife faked pregnancy to get him married then after 'miscarriage' had no doctor paperwork to back it up. Told him many times before and after prenup and DNA tests. He did neither. And it's not like they take a liter of blood or anything, they can check paternity with saliva, hair, etc.

[–]RealityBitesU 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice short story. A+ for pathos generating effort.

Oh, we're supposed to think a word of this is true? Not that naive.

[–]Momo_dollar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Child could have been brainwashed by the mother not to mention the guy he takes pics with. Think of the possibilities , he got introduced to chad early on so it became normal and routine. Also it's possible the mother would have covered her tracks by regularly taking him to meet her friends and take pics with them. So if the son ever mentioned it, she could have been like " yeah we took pics with Mike and Joanna, you know the ones you liked and commented on FB a few days ago"

This will be enough to shut up most guys, because the guy who questions that answer and thinks but the kid was talking about a different day is accused of being insecure/ paranoid , so its easier to just think adult must be right and the kind is a kid and got confused.

[–]roseffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds fake. His wife "knows" he isn't the father but doesn't say she had a test done? They can't get pregnant (read he can't get her pregnant), and then wonder stud comes in and gets it done? Ten years of cheating?! The son has met the other guy but hasn't said anything? (Pictures of all of them) Sounds like some made-up cuck fantasy.

[–]rcglinsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like everything on the internet, probably fake.

[–]NakedAndBehindYou 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never get married. Never have a kid without a paternity test.

[–]LazyMagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The TRP is going to be made fun of if people start getting riled over fake posts and try to dissect/learn things from them.

[–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

fakest shit I've read in a while

[–]bigeyedbunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One girl married young at 18 to a doctor, she was a virgin when she got married. I was friendzoned by her just before she met the doctor. She was always telling me how she is all about family, seriosity, reliable relationship with his future husband, that other girls are sluts but she's never a slut, etc

2 weeks after she got married, her husband went to a medical conference and she called me to go out to party with me.

She came first to my apartment and asked to take a shower. Out of the shower, she laid in my bed without panties, and took my cock into her naked pussy. She asked me not to use condom. That was the night when I understood finally that AWALT

[–]Guuuoiiiii 3 points4 points  (1 child)

And another obviously (proven) fake story tops TRP... What a surprise.

I think we just need to accept that a sub this size would be reduced to rage porn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You already know how it's going to go, but he oughta sit and think hard about how much he values himself - and if raising somebody elses kid when the biological father is known for sure, and hasn't skipped town or died or something. If I even felt the slightest bit of doubt, I'd let ol' Thomas do the kid raising (the kid is his, anyways, which should be confirmed via paternity test) and go fix my life up.

[–]grewapair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TIFU? No dude, you did that when you get married and again when you didn't get a paternity test.

[–]Transmigratory 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He chose to be with her. I'm sure there were a shit ton of red flags: we here always talk about how to spot them. So it isn't like they were invisible.

[–]joshsoowong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What can we learn from this? Be more aware of your surroundings. Stay red. Keep reading and make the right choices in life. Be grateful you are in this sub.

[–]waynebradysworld 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet she was Facebook messaging Thomas instead of watching the road. The just world fallacy isn't always a fallacy

[–]n0oo7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can he sue the actual father for child support? if they took "family" pictures together would that be the real dad admitting that he is the "real dad" and cant the death of the mother be an excuse to bring him in for the hook for money?

[–]Hodggmcswagbuckets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with a lot of TRP philosophy but praising a bro because he is fucking someone else's wife isn't respectable at all and doesn't make this guy a "chad." IF anything it says more about the woman who was a cheating slut.

[–]Kirkayak 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's enough to make one consider that perhaps all children should be produced via artificial insemination (with something like RISUG being in effect at other times).

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