Summary: Reminded her of the approaching wall and made it sound like she brought it up; got laid.
I was on a date with this 27yo HB7, pretty girl but clearly wall-adjacent. Her profile was all SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ONLY PLZZZ which I know is just shit test #1. I'm just trying to fuck her and get out quick since she's already 27.
We're at the bar waiting for our drinks and she's shit testing me left and right, asking why I had professional dating photos and why I never finished grad school. She gave me the perfect opening to shut her down.
Her: "So how long have you been on that website?"
Me: "Long enough to know a worthwhile endeavor when I see it. (wink) How about YOU?" (I don't care about her answer)
Her: "Yeah well I found my last boyfriend there but it's kinda weird sometimes. I mostly just try to avoid all the gross old dudes." (A dig, I'm in my late 30s)
Me: (sees opportunity) "I feel that. My last few dates were with college girls, so this is a little different for me as well."
I played it completely naturally, as if we were just making polite conversation and not like I had just detonated a bomb inside her hamster wheel.
Her: "Oh gotcha.....so you're taking it more seriously now?"
Me: "I'd like to..." (subtext: but you have to fuck me first before I committ, which won't happen anyway)
She shifted uncomfortably and played with her hair, and after the first drink I saw her text a friend, and then make a conscious decision to fuck me. She thinks she snagged me right when I was ready to beta bucks her up. She thinks she's the special snowflake that can nail me down. I took her home and fucked her, and sent her on her way.
Lesson Learned: Find a way to casually mention that your last couple dates were younger than her, and if she's 25 or older she'll freak out.