TL;DR: Chick splits up with guy for a better bloke, regrets it when she sees his success.
Article in question: https://archive.is/p9cOf
Here is the song that he wrote about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BATj0SFx_8
Body: This is gold, a chick that Alex Turner used to date in high school left him for an older guy, without looking back at the time. Years later when Alex and his band have received a few brit awards and is regarded as being a pretty all round sexy guy, she regrets it, and says she would like to rekindle what they used to have. She was an asshole to him back then but after seeing his fame and success she realizes the mistake she made.
We dated when we were in the fourth year at Stocksbridge High School in Sheffield. He was a lovely lad and I still have feelings for him now. But this older boy charmed me away. I was impressed by stupid things, his age and the car. Now I wish I’d stayed with Alex.
Here we see a girl branch swinging to a better guy, without any initial regret. This goes to show that women will not give a damn about your feelings if what they do provides personal benefit.
But after four months of inncocent fun Lauren fell for the big boy with the Peugeot 405, who took her out for drives when she should have been in class.
After the time she spent with her boyfriend something more fun and more exciting than him, and moved on to another guy.
Lauren told us: “It’s quite embarrassing now but that was me. It’s really sad and shallow but I was impressed and thought the guy was cool. My mates were all envious.
Bitch did it for that SMV rise, made her girlfriends envious.
“It’s mad seeing your school boyfriend become a worldwide star. I just wish I’d treated him better.”
And here we see her regret, she wants that famous rockstar guy that she used to have but didn't respect. Now his SMV is sky high though, she regrets it. Any money says that if he weren't a rock star she wouldn't even have ever given him a second thought.
- Living a successful life is the best revenge.
- Women will not give a damn about you should they find something better than you.
- They will only regret fucking you over if it didn't benefit them and they lost out on something, however if their move was beneficial, then fuck you no cares given.
EDIT: Flaired as Red Pill Example, but I'm not entirely sure if that's what this is.