It Shouldn't Be This Easy...

nyrp · 2016-01-30T17:55:31+00:00

how she is going to suck my soul out through my dick.

Careful. That might be the one true thing she said.

twatbutter · 2016-01-30T17:07:24+00:00

If most guys only knew how easy it is to get women, they wouldn't try as hard as they do.

Archwinger · 2016-01-30T17:28:57+00:00

Married women are way easier than hot co-eds. Waaaay easier. Housewives are baaad.

BradPill · 2016-01-30T21:18:41+00:00

Don't be too sure that this husband will always take her back. I just kicked my wife out for cheating. She had everything, a picture-perfect life - I'm attractive, and wealthy enough that she didn't have to work a day in her life again. Now she has nothing, zero savings, and is already poring over job ads and sending her resume out. She had everything and threw it all away. For what? Because some loser player gave her gina tingles and like a 12-year old she couldn't control herself or understand that actions have consequences.

abdada · 2016-01-30T16:58:57+00:00

Got a lot of these over the years, and they always talk about your dick being bigger than reality. Always.

Remember: women can't measure.

It's nice being Chad sometimes. And it's proof you did right -- you actually met her needs that her husband can't.

TheDudeMachine · 2016-01-30T17:56:14+00:00

You should go total savage and circle areas of her body that need work with an app, send it back to her with the caption, "Talk to me when you fix this."

DforDeadpool · 2016-01-30T17:46:54+00:00

I remember experiencing something like this when I was pre-RP. I went to Eastern Europe once, to do volunteer work. I was at some lousy rock bar with friends one night. A couple and their infant son were behind us, sitting, drinking and talking. The woman was smoking hot. She was very, very feminine. Seeing most of us are foreigners, she came to our table and started to talk to us. She sat next to me. First I was a little aloof but then I said hi, we started to talk and she was dropping hints. Then she asked for my contacts. Then I've put my hand on her shoulder to take photos. We were kinda feeling each other in secret. Feeling her skin, her scent, seeing her perfect face and slutty clothes she wore.. I was in perma-boner mode. With her husband Vlad the Cuckpaler behind us. Dude was fucking huge by the way, he could've easily beaten me. Instead he just warned me about she was his wife and I said "All is okay bro".

We changed contacts with her, my buddies pulled some girls home and I went back to my hostel. She texted me. She said she was a model, she sent some pics from her shots, etcetera. Wow. Boner-zone. Then she said she wanted to meet me. I said "But, your husband?". She said "Don't worry he won't find out". Then she gave an adress of a cafe which I checked, was real close to some lousy fuck-hotel. Gazillion wows. I couldn't go there because I had to work and we couldn't work it out, but at that time it shocked me how could she do such a thing. If we were to meet, she'd suck the shit outta me, fuck me hard, maybe she'd even make me impenegrate her. At that time, I had the "Some women are like that" mindset so it didn't shake my reality too hard. It was just a knock on the door.

After her, I met with another married chick. She wasn't a stunner or anything, but she was giving heavy IOIs, and probably she was ovulating. She said her husband was out of the town. I fucked her silly. For hours. We did pretty much anything besides anal and I came on her tits and mouth. She didn't spit. After that, I started to think maybe it was more than the foreigner's charm and some women's sluttiness. Was the first time I started to think that something was fucking wrong with women. They possibly threw away their marriage, husbands, children, wealth, happiness, status. For what? To fuck some foreigner dude. Just for that little excitement, little spark, that little feel. And some cock-tickling. Something is really fucking wrong with women.

HumanSockPuppet · 2016-01-30T18:15:08+00:00

Congrats. Looks like you have your own, real life Alpha Widow. Every time she closes her eyes and blows hubby you know who she's thinking about.

Further proof of the RP rule of attraction. Her attraction to you is inversely proportional to how much you care about her.

VirgoRooster · 2016-01-30T20:36:37+00:00

I literally wouldn't have any problem with this except for the fact that the state will make the man lose half his money for her behavior. That's what I can't stand.

Fuck whoever you want. Some guys are ugly motherfuckers who suck in bed. But why the fuck are you gonna make that poor bastard pay for it? It's insane. And women know they can game the system, and their logic is like, "well, there are more male engineers statistically (or whatever), so this guy owes me money for... some reason...?" lol huh? Even if she made more money than her spouse, that'd still be the excuse.

tag2man · 2016-01-30T17:29:49+00:00

Her prolactin levels are falling so her body is amping up the estrogen/progesterone, which is fucking with her mind. I don't want to say "it's not her fault" but we all know females are slaves to their biology. Whereas a man might be able to overcome his hormonal urges, a women probably won't.

Il128 · 2016-01-30T17:17:18+00:00

AWALT She wants what she can't have. All her years of experience have taught her there is no accountability for her actions. She can treat people anyway she wants and she can do anything she wants and everything will be right as rain in her life. Again, AWALT.

well-ok-then · 2016-01-31T04:52:21+00:00

I'm an engineer. My BP marriage ended when my ex wife wouldn't stop flinging herself at a garage door salesman who had no interest in her but would return some of her texts. All I wanted was for her to apologize for it and say she'd stop. All she wanted was for me to not "spy on" or "control" her. She never agreed to not talk to him. A couple times she'd tell me she hadn't talked to him in a week or more. She'd never even SAY she wouldn't talk to him tonight. What's more, she never had a chance with him and I don't think he did anything to encourage her. On some biochemical level, I severely dislike the guy even though I don't logically think he did anything wrong. I was mega BP. In the two years since she moved out she's been slutting it up with anyone who wants a 40-yr old severely overweight and unpleasant woman. Any hint of alpha drives her straight towards guys who are the exact opposite of everything she always said and therefore what I thought she wanted. It disgusts and angers me. And by it, I mean the memory of who I was in the marriage. I would never date the person she is now. If I'd been a man, she may never have morphed into the hambeast she is. And I resent the fucking therapists who sent us down ridiculous rabbit holes of uselessness

MattyAnon · 2016-01-30T19:43:42+00:00

Lessons Learned: Alpha Fucks, Beta Bucks

evileddy · 2016-01-30T17:58:24+00:00

Getting women is boring.. catch.. release.. catch.. release..

boooring

I'm now only plating women that approach me and I tell all my female friends "I don't find women who don't make any move attractive at all"

Some of them asked me out.

I reply: "We are good friends.. let's not mess that up. ;)"

user_none · 2016-01-30T18:40:16+00:00

Oh jeez, the timing of this couldn't be better. Like you, I have an ex coming back and trying for something. She and I started out hot and in love, then it faded a bit, but we stayed as FWB's. Eventually she got into some hard financial times (tough time for me as well) and she found Mr. Beta Bucks. A month after they meet, they're engaged. She hasn't married though...

Fast forward two years and she's texted me from time to time to see what's going on, with me sending back very little in text. Just this week she asks to meet because she's having a difficult time at home and needs to talk with someone she trusts. She also got Mr. BB to buy a house.

We meet at a university coffee/cafe (yay, young hotties everywhere!) and talk. Predictably, she's wanting to know more about me than to discuss her troubles. I try to steer the conversation to her and mostly succeed, yet she's doing her damnedest to probe me for love life type of info. I keep it vague and playful.

We walk outside to get some air and check out the campus, plus to have more open discussion without extra ears around. While walking she brings up a text I sent to her and wanted clarification of my statement, which was "My intentions would not be of the purest." and that's in regards to us meeting. I clarified and told her, no bullshit, that I'd place her in the back of her vehicle and fuck the shit out of her.

I gave her outs, left and right. I asked multiple times about her and the fiance working things out. She had none of that and we rocked her vehicle.

Just today she's asking to come over to my place, and lays it out quite clearly, for sex. She's still living with the fiance...

Branch swinging, AWALT, and all of that.

Stalgrim · 2016-01-30T22:35:01+00:00

There is a point in this. It's that she wouldn't even dream of thinking of presuming to do this if it wasn't for divorce laws keeping her "in the life to which she is accustomed".

You think after offering to throw everything away like this she wouldn't force her husband into, essentially, servitude to her for the rest of his natural life so she can fuck someone else?

eddiae · 2016-01-30T17:13:00+00:00

this is the perfect occasion for you to have children with her raised by an engineer cuck.

2016-01-30T18:52:21+00:00

In blue pill terms, you're the "one that got away". Red pill, you alpha widowed her. Point is, she'll always be willing to come back to you, seek your approval and let you have your way. Whether in a relationship or not. Here's my story.

notgivefuck · 2016-01-30T18:49:06+00:00

Brb getting this post tattooed on my chest so I never get married.

McLarenX · 2016-01-30T18:09:10+00:00

Marriage is useless now that there is nothing to enforce fidelity. AF/BB isn't a social construct; it's a simple biological behavioral function that exists in every woman's subconscious. Women don't know why they seek both security and the best DNA available for offspring. With the onset of feminism (and there world stating genders are "equal"), they are even further from self-enlightenment than ever before.

JohnBoyAndBilly · 2016-01-30T19:25:19+00:00

I mean, the lessons here are valid, but the way these stories are written appear to be TRP fan fiction.

2016-01-30T20:18:37+00:00

she doesn't feel like a sexual creature anymore. she feels like a mom and she doesn't like it. See also: the sexually aggressive stuff Beyonce put out right after having her kid.

PantsonFire1234 · 2016-01-31T00:41:41+00:00

Women just don't fucking care. They view men as their playthings that need to give them everything they want. That guy gives her a baby and provision, you give her dick. Female hamster keeps rolling

Now for the love of god can we start looking out for our own best interests. Your LTR gives you baseline sex, other girls give you exciting sex.

Stopher · 2016-01-31T05:32:26+00:00

Story depresses the hell out of me.

Harry_Teak · 2016-01-31T07:53:04+00:00

Great story, and quite typical sadly. However, I have to disagree with the title. Say you emailed the texts and pics to the husband so he knows what he's funding at home. If he asks for a divorce, she gets the house, car, and easy money in the form of child support and probably alimony. If she's still as attractive as you say, she should have no problem hooking another beta so she can wash, rinse, repeat. She's not jeopardizing much, if anything.

If the guy is so whipped that he doesn't divorce her, well, it's a zero sum game for her. Either way, she comes out just fine.

2016-01-30T23:04:39+00:00

"As much as that applies to an engineer." What do you do brainiac?

Wilter_Amodgego · 2016-01-30T18:42:44+00:00

Pardon me on my opinion here, I'm from a country that has been extremely successful for years regarding arrange marriages and women do not do anything like that. It makes me feel skeptical about these stories. Not that I'm pointing out OP or anything but this is in extreme contrast with what I've seen. Could it be the acceptance of cheating and cuckoldry in our society? Men cheat too you know, a lot actually. But what is the radical solution to this shit? We can't all off women as whores since we as men have in one way or the other the same underlying psychology. Why not shame these cuckold women and men the same way intellects are shamed in communist couentries?

FLFTW16 · 2016-01-31T03:41:52+00:00

I guess this is what scientists feel like when they confirm a theory they'd spent a while on.

Lessons Learned: AWALT? Women are sluts? I don't know, man. Sometimes this shit just smacks you when you least expect it.

You have some confirmation bias. Every modern man who wasn't a complete omega-fag during school has at least one or two of this type of woman in their lives. There are women who stay faithful but A.) they are invisible to us and B.) no one can know for sure who is cheating and who isn't. The stats I have seen say 70% of men cheat on their wives while 50-60% of women cheat on their husbands. Staggering numbers, certainly. American women (and men) can't be trusted. Since when can a godless people keep a sacred vow? Also known as: of course you will find shit in a sewer.

(Various social commentary) There is something to be said for the atomization of society, as well. We don't have communities anymore. Sex and lust are one of the few ways left to feel a human connection. Women suck at friendship but they are still doing slightly better than men who have fewer close friendships per capita than ever before. Add in the disruptive effects of multiculturalism and cut-throat competitive job markets that incentivize people to separate from their social networks to stay employed and we are more isolated and lonely than ever before. Marriage has taken on the extra roles of friendship, confidant, and business partner. It's too much. If one or another area even seem less than ideal the man or woman starts looking for a replacement and we are so trained by commodification to shop around that it just seems natural. We shop for human flesh the same way we shop through an app store, just flipping through an inexhaustible catalog. The more we look the more we want.

The complete annihilation of the consequences of a broken marriage contract for women (men still have financial consequences of course) resulted in more single-mom families. Lacking a father is a sure way to make a woman an insatiable cock-slut as she forever searches for the daddy she was cruelly denied. She searches by the method her culture and biology allows her to search: through sex, one of the few ways to feel connection left in our husk of a civilization.

NaughtyFred · 2016-01-30T17:46:39+00:00

after these texts...did you fuck her?

t_m_1984 · 2016-01-30T19:35:25+00:00

She hasn't risked anything. Her beta will always forgive and take her back.

Meat-on-the-table · 2016-01-30T18:08:32+00:00

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Five_Decades · 2016-01-30T23:04:50+00:00

I can see why this would be an eye opener. I don't see how people can get emotionally involved after hearing and seeing so many of these stories.

ioncehadsexinapool · 2016-01-31T01:29:18+00:00

This makes me sick. I always think I've accepted these things as truths but they still sting when I read them. Am I ever going to be at peace with this?

Sir_Distic · 2016-01-31T03:13:47+00:00

u/meat-on-the-table you had a choice.

To be the guy working some job, pandering to an unloving wife with a kid, for a mortgage, and a life you can't escape or be the person you are right now.

You chose the life that worked for you. I'd say it's the right one.

Ivabighairy1 · 2016-01-31T06:21:22+00:00

She risks everything she has for .......something ...

That something is YOU.

YOU are the prize.

Cloughtower · 2016-01-31T07:01:27+00:00

It seems like the marriage and the kid is just the passionless status quo he wants. She's fucking miserable and got used as at best a trophy and more likely just a check mark for his life achievements.

DatAEK971 · 2016-01-31T09:11:23+00:00

I've broken up 2 marriages and a bunch or relationships. I don't care really. I seem to be the perpetual other man since I attained golden ratio and wear suits. Women just come to me. It is. Easy.

OP, don't worry to much about it. Maybe bang her out for a bit then ditch.

2016-01-31T12:16:01+00:00

If I were you I'd have sent these messages, along with a link here to trp, to the husband

nomad-oz · 2016-01-31T13:06:49+00:00

I had a married Ex as a long term plate She wasn't looking to leave her BB hubby. Passion was missing in their marriage. It became routine and boring with vanilla starfish sex. She had to pretend she was the good girl he married.

I offered the "escape" lover she was seeking. She claimed she didn't want to go slutting around with random men. I provided some light kink and was happy to try her sex fantasies. I also spanked her when I heard she was a bitch to hubby.

Said I kept her marriage together and was the reason she worked to stay in shape. They divorced after the kids left home. She then found another BB and I lost contact.

favours_of_the_moon · 2016-01-31T16:26:51+00:00

Maybe you're just genuinely really really awesome.

chadchadington · 2016-01-31T17:53:02+00:00

Yet again, AF/BB FTW.

My personal favorite:

OP: Show me [your body] RM: tingles I'm married. Enter hamster

Female rationalization = damn.

Lanefiger · 2016-02-01T01:04:05+00:00

There's only one problem with your theory of her jeopardizing her whole life..... She's married. She's got the golden goose! She can do absolutely whatever the fuck or whomever the fuck she wants. The only consequence would be getting rid of her pathetic BB. Cash and prizes galore while ex hubby has to get a 2nd job to support her lazy ass while she takes yet another go round on the CC. The government has effectively weaponized marriage against men and it only serves to strengthen hypergamous behavior. The real surprise here would be if you are the ONLY man getting nude pics from this cockhound.

Muddpup64 · 2016-02-02T18:13:12+00:00

I always wondered what it would be like to call someone like this out. I feel like women like this should be punished for what they've done. What is keeping you from telling her husband? (Serious question)

2016-01-30T18:34:38+00:00

I know what makes she risk it and make this illogical decision: hormones. She is horny and turned on by fantasizing about you. Probably she would calm down a bit after a wank.

This said, your story sounds made up as fuck.

GMUwhat1234 · 2016-01-30T21:06:10+00:00

sometimes I wish asians and other minorities didn't have it on hard mode. NEVER had a girl do this to me. EVER

IndyBrodaSolo · 2016-01-30T19:37:59+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONBAMgTC4dw

2016-01-30T19:46:07+00:00

it's posts like these that I save to return to down the road if I ever have a moment of weakness and think there is no such thing as AWALT.

Nicely done OP

penguin_says_slide · 2016-01-30T19:51:08+00:00

The texts seem very unrealistic to me. Also how does such a well accomplished alpha preach about morality, laws of God and whatever in the end?

Essexal · 2016-01-30T19:55:03+00:00

That disgust is Steve Carell in The Big Short. He's about to be proved right and make more money than anyone will ever need, but it's at the cost of everyone around him.

If you've not seen it I suggest you watch it, can be a light way of educating people on why 2009 crash happened (and why it may already be happening again).

2016-01-31T05:51:11+00:00

With you all the way until, "the laws of god, line. As for the girl, hopefully it's at least another 2 years until she hits you up again

LerbiTRP · 2016-01-30T22:48:38+00:00

Wow man! Good work! You're really good at talking about how great you are. I especially liked the "huge ego, along with other huge things" line!

IronMeltsinmyHands · 2016-01-31T04:57:43+00:00

This did not happen... No no no no no.

This is... I don't fucking believe it.

I've second she is calling you an asshole and the next she is telling you she misses you?

Nope. Don't believe it. Nuh uh.

Produce for me screenshots of the text conversation.

This is just too... Out there.

naMlliPdeR · 2016-01-30T18:01:12+00:00

I've had girls go crazy about me. But only one girl in my entire life has complimented the size of my dick... Wish it happened more, it's quite the ego booster.

And I'm 7 inches, so a bit above average.... weird, maybe they're all getting 9+ inchers...

Summary: Ex-plate jeorpadises her marriage and family life for...honestly, who the fuck knows?