Red Pill ExampleFeminist Hamster: Leonardo DiCaprio will end up "miserable and alone" (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Hayekr

tl;dr Writer for Daily Mail despises the fact that Leo can pull young and beautiful women every month well into his mid-life. Article is full of passive aggressiveness, hamstering, and (unsurprisingly) RP Truths.

For at the age of 41, Leonardo DiCaprio has become Hollywood’s number one toxic bachelor, its biggest lothario and most wretchedly dedicated modeliser...His carnal appetite seems to be incorrigible, his taste in women immutable. His famous preference is for box-fresh blondes aged 25 and under — usually lingerie models, but any random glamourpuss will do at a pinch. He replaces this much-loved prototype as frequently as some men change their socks.

Right out of the gate, Jan Moir (author) shames him with emotive language so common from bitter harridans. "Toxic" -- "Wretched" -- even throwing out "lothario", as if the women chasing him are not acting in their own self-interest. Remember -- only men can be selfish when their is a significant age differential in any relationship.

And why not? Our boy is unattached and at a loose end after ending a six-month relationship with girlfriend Kelly Rohrbach. Their break-up came shortly before the blonde swimsuit model celebrated her 26th birthday. Coincidence or strategy?

Of course it's strategy. Relationships are reproductive strategy at their core. He trades up because he can. You said it yourself -- "Why not?". He is living life as an attractive, millionaire actor. He has an incredibly high SMV, and has no problem living a life of abundance vs scarcity.

Some might argue he is a handsome Hollywood millionaire with his pick of willing beauties. If he can’t behave like an emperor of lust, then who can?

Some would argue this -- and they would be absolutely correct. It's amazing how a feminist can literally refute her own argument before she even makes it.

Yet what is acceptable at the age of 21 just starts to look sad and seedy two decades on.

And here we go. It only looks sad and seedy to post-wall women who are envious of the fact that a guy like Leo who hasn't "settled down or committed" can pull beautiful partners at 40+ years of age, while a single female at that age (even a millionaire actress) is relegated to the dust-bin of relationship potential.

This is a classic case of projection, because she knows that post-wall single women are typically a sad sight, so they assume it must be so for men as well.

Even George Clooney settled down and got married! Surely DiCaprio can do better than this?

George Clooney is 13 years older than Leo, and did not marry until he was 52.

But the real question is: Why the hell would Leo ever invite the government into his relationship, and sign a binding contract with a woman who can literally take half his assets if/when it "doesn't work out"? As the saying goes, why buy the cow when the milk is for free?

And despite this, he always looks as miserable as a man stuck at a Luton bus stop on a wet bank holiday...Many might envy his lifestyle, but be careful what you wish for. Don’t laugh, but there is clearly a sadness and emptiness to it; ...For, ultimately, all that beauty must corrode the soul, especially as he seems not to be interested in intellect or personality, kindness and wit. Instead, there is only the eternal chase for a vision of physical perfection; a pursuit that is becoming more unbecoming with every year that passes.

More projection: Intellect, personality, kindness, and wit don't get a man's dick hard. Men aren't women. Leo could give two shits how well his plates did on the SAT's, or if they have a PhD in molecular biology.

He can’t commit to a proper cause and he can’t commit to a real woman — with one honourable exception. Leonardo DiCaprio’s first love, and quite possibly his last, is his beloved mother, Irmelin.

The classic "real woman" line. What, pray-tell, is a "real woman", Jan? A post-wall, nagging wife in her 40's that gives up starfish sex once every 3 months? Does it take a "real man" to settle down with something like that, when he can clearly pull younger, more attractive, less nagging women at his whim?

She has one thing right though -- no woman will ever love a man more than his mother.

Lessons Learned Nothing drives post-wall feminists more crazy than a successful man who has peaked his SMV being able to date beautiful women as he please -- especially when he refuses to commit and prefers to trade up.


[–]Gadnuk_ 198 points199 points  (18 children)

This whole article, besides being riddled with idiocy and vicious opinionated judgment, is actually quite misogynistic.

Author claims young attractive women are not "real women" thus denying their identity because it doesn't fit her idea of what a woman should be.(nagging post wall overweight hag). It also suggests that he doesn't give a fuck about 'intellect or personality, kindness and wit' purely because these women are young and beautiful. Is it that impossible that a beautiful woman might have a strong mind as well? How would the author have any idea how intelligent these women are? She is instantly discounting all of their potential to be productive humans simply because they are gorgeous women. The final misogynist quality is discounting the women's own choice and agency in the matter. Clearly these women want to fuck Leo, and are likely using him just the same. As adults, they make that choice and are happy to. But according to hamster author Leo is some sort of animal for not controlling their sexuality by enforcing a monogamous relationship.

Tldr it is amazing how contradictive and self sabotaging women can be in order to push their own agendas. She sees quality men are opting out of marriage because it's a raw deal, and uses shame to try and reinforce the betabux imperative. Only defective men want flings with hot 18-25 year olds, REAL men want unattractive old nags to seize their assets and freedoms.

[–]wrekd 16 points16 points [recovered]

We don't even know that this harpy believes what she's saying. She gets paid to write tabloid articles just like this to stir talk. This is just her brand. A brand that she sell to the Daily Mail.

[–]masnera 3 points4 points  (0 children)

doing it for a living...i can understand her for that,

[–]metalhead4 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Funny thing is that most of the hottest women I know/knew/grew up with are all smart individuals.

[–]Gadnuk_ 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Probably because their dads were smart enough to succeed and maintain high value, therefore winning the hottest real estate in which to plant his seed. Their mothers were smart enough to maintain high value and nail down a successful man too as opposed to riding the CC till it was too late, so the hot&smart genes were passed on. Often find rich girls are hotter than poor ones, likely for the same reason.

[–]fingerthemoon 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Idiots like to believe that attractive people are lacking in intellectual capacity or moral fortitude. The truth is that good genetics affect all aspects of a person.

In my personal experience it's not always the case but more often than not attractive people are more aware and all around more capable than unattractive people.

[–]MonkeyDFreecs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

They believe it because they need to find something wrong with them so they an feel better about themselves for not being as good as them.

[–]5t3fan0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

classic example: i realized when i started lifting that "getting big and strong" is really fucking hard and requires a lot of reserach and learning of metabolisms and biology and all that.... which of course is the opposite of the clichè "skinny genious - stupid meathead" that many "smart fats/skinny" people keep alive to feel better about themselves

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They worked with what they have and ended up sitting next to one of the most famous actors in history. Sounds kinda smart to me.

[–]5t3fan0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she's really super misogynist, as much as one can be..... OMG maybe she is one those horrible "redpill" people from the internet!

[–]BlueFreedom420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Women are the biggest misogynists. They feel that big government has to solve their problems. When it comes to fighting over alpha males they will murder each other.

[–]PedroTT 506 points506 points [recovered]

I think this explains a lot. Just take a look at this wildabeast. She is a "classic beauty"


[–][deleted] 1262 points1263 points  (38 children)

She can simultaneously watch 2 men ignore her.

Thanks for the gold, anonymous shitlord.

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 168 points169 points  (1 child)

Shitlord of the month.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The comment was so gloriously savage.

[–]CQC3 60 points61 points  (3 children)

"I wouldn't fuck her with a stolen dick" - George Carlin.

[–]watcher45 51 points52 points  (2 children)

"I wouldnt fuck her with her own dick" - some guy at work.

[–]RedPillLawyer 34 points35 points  (3 children)

This made me actually guffaw. If only reddit gold didn't go to reddit.

[–]aj67890 13 points13 points [recovered]

Someone should make a bot that donates to charity and market it like reddit gold.

[–]obviouslyaman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Check out changetip or bitcoinbot.

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[–]ModAerobus[M] 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Do not post reaction gifs on this subreddit.

[–]rockinhard130 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow, I'm honored thanks for the gilding! :D

[–]srqrox 71 points72 points  (7 children)

Underrated comment of the month. Have another upvote!

[–]TheJedi_Lied 46 points47 points  (4 children)

She's keeping a close eye on the patriarchy

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Splitting the patriarchy with double vision.

[–]user_none 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A close two eyes, and splitting it no less.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

And another from me. Jesus she's an ugly fuck.

[–]WhySoRuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She can also roll a blunt while changing lanes on the freeway.

[–]8n0n 1 point2 points  (0 children)

+1000 point territory well deserved. I hope it stays there.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMarsupian 162 points163 points  (20 children)

That explains how easily she throws other women under the bus just because they are young and beautiful. Absolutely seeping with jealousy.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedPillDad 126 points127 points  (18 children)

Yep... "He will die miserable and alone." Translation: "I will die miserable and alone, and I hate men like him (winners) for not picking me."

[–][deleted] 134 points135 points  (12 children)

Now that is untrue and uncalled for.

She won't die alone.

She will be surrounded by her 8 cats

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Who will eat her after she dies unless someone finds the body quick.

[–]watcher45 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Lets be honest, no ome cares enough to find her body unless the smell becomes overwhelming.

[–]baconOclock 12 points13 points  (8 children)

Or beta provider she despises.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (7 children)

Oh Jesus, is there really a thirsty enough faggot who would provide to that hyenaface?????

[–]Hospiwhater 30 points31 points  (0 children)

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE A THIRSTY BETA. This is how we got into this mess in the first place, we need to keep our gender in check and then we can start on the other

[–]Gawernator 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Well, as horrid as she is, there's a guy that horrid out there too.

[–]ezone2kil 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If that guy had money beautiful women would still flock to him. Can't say the same for her.

[–]rofio 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Oh god today I saw a youngen of about 16 with a horrific blimp and wanted to go shake some sense into him. He couldn't be a chubby chaser at that young right?!

[–]darkrood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tall, Balding, skinny, hippy, and intellectual kind of guys usually end up with fat girlfriends.


[–]silent_protector 22 points22 points [recovered]

even the ugliest girls have their orbiters

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Yep. She just needs to make a warcraft account and she'll be the belle of the ball again.

[–]ThePantsThief 15 points16 points  (0 children)

She's not a girl, she's an old hag.

[–]thefisherman1961 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep. She is absolutely enraged because she can't have an alpha like Leo all to herself OR to share with other women; she is enraged because she has to settle for a beta, which is the last thing that a woman wants to do if given those three options.

[–]useyourmouth 46 points47 points  (1 child)

Every year there's a new batch of post-wall women that start to see the truth, feel the hate, and open their hag mouths to decry how unfair it is that the successful men of their age are still slayin'. This article is just cut-and-paste.

This hag probably spent her young adulthood touching herself to Titanic and Romeo and Juliet, and now seethes with hate that real-life Leo didn't settle into the little-girl fairytale life his movies suggested were her entitlement.

[–]gonorealover 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Fat : check

Ugly: check

Disfigured : check

Upset : check

The requirements of the modern female loser aka feminists has been met .

[–]insertnames 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Fuck harpoons. Spin up the low orbit ion cannon!

[–]watcher45 5 points6 points  (1 child)

To paraphrase a "yo momma" joke

She's so fat, she had to have her drivers license picture taken with the hubble space telescope.

[–]T0000009 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You actually think you you can avoid the gravity swell from that thing in low orbit?

Fuck you're brave... or crazy...

[–]TokyoXtreme 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Careful with your words. She's got an eye on you.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMeat-on-the-table 68 points69 points  (2 children)

DiCaprio is missing out by not going for a real woman like her. Who would even think of banging Bar Rafaeli after being with her? No one!

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[–]Syberion01 20 points21 points  (2 children)

umm is this in her "nice stage" with makeup and everything?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Now that's what I call a real womyn

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, put a NSFL on a pic like that.... Thinking of LEO and his models on a yacht and then that pops up.... i think i threw up a little...

[–]fingerthemoon 10 points11 points  (1 child)

[–]EvrythingISayIsRight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LMFAO look at the before and after pics. She makes a big deal about collagen making her look old, when wrinkles are the least of her problems on that train wreck of a face.

I especially lol'd at how she brags about her new hair extensions. Heh, I guess thats the only thing she wants to show off.

Also, post an archive link, please.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

LOL I guess it truly would take a "real man" to be with a woman like her. Fucking an endless train of 25 year old models is god damn easy mode by comparison!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Christ this woman is uglier than a fist full of dicks.

[–]bluedrygrass 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey don't you dare compare my beautiful snake to that old hag

[–]sweetleef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I knew it'd be bad just from the first paragraph of the "article", but that's nightmarish.

[–]NiceKicksGabe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is where this thread should end.

[–]1StinkyDiaper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Holy mackerel...that's way worse than I imagined.

[–]drallcom3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One eye on the patriarchy, one eye on tumblr

[–]ThrowyMcGruder 2 points3 points  (0 children)



Just so you know.

[–]2renzy77 164 points165 points  (5 children)

He’s Hollywood’s indulged Peter Pan. I just hope he grows up before it’s too late.

Yeah, Leo should get married like that actor who played Peter Pan in the movies! What was his name? Oh yeah, Robin Williams! You remember, the guy who committed suicide after being forced to pay $30 million in alimony to his ex-wives.

Clearly Leo's missing out on all the benefits of marriage that Robin Williams got to enjoy. Like divorce rape and crushing alimony payments.

[–]Hayekr[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is a great juxtaposition.

[–]masnera 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Paying out over $30 million to ex-wives who were allowed to attach themselves to Williams’ bank account like comatose patients on feeding tubes would be enough to make Gandhi angry and depressed.

this phrase from that article, lol.

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[–]faded_jester 166 points167 points  (17 children)

He sure doesn't seem miserable on his yacht full of young models. This article is textbook projection combined with feminist prescribed hamstering.

They simply can't help but be angry when a high value man does what he wants, lives a life they could only dream of, and does so without need of anyones (feminist) approval.

As if every woman complaining about him wouldn't drop their lives in a second if he asked them to go away to Paris. As if those white knights "disgusted" at his harem of beautiful girls wouldn't trade places in a heartbeat.

They certainly can't beat him, so they must criticize to placate their own inadequacy.

[–]Casanova-Quinn 118 points119 points  (7 children)

[–]sweetleef 38 points39 points  (2 children)

That is a perfectly complete reply to all of this nonsense.

[–]southernmost 63 points64 points  (1 child)

He's in danger of drowning in all that pussy. Someone should help him.

[–]PEALYO 85 points85 points [recovered]

She can't shame the women for sleeping with Leo, so she shames the man. Same old sex negative agenda, but now instead of women being sluts, it's the men. And the funny thing is that for some reason this woman believes it's ok to slut shame men but not women.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She just proved Steve Sailer's Law of Female Journalism.

[–]tclearinghouse 56 points57 points  (1 child)

I can only pray that I end up as miserable and alone as Leonardo DiCaprio. How he manages to put on a brave face every day I will never know.

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 45 points46 points  (6 children)

I already commented but on my way to work something else occurred to me.

He tears through models and various drunk chicks with reckless abandon, not stopping to create any emotional connection with anyone. He sees them as a momentary fun diversion. He's always on the lookout for new vagina.

Leo behaves...like the average western woman. It's the pussy carousel. He's behaving "hypergamously", except instead of branch swinging, he's just fucking and chucking once something new catches his eye. Only at the spearhead of male SMV can men behave in this way.

The author recognizes his behavior as reflective of her own past, but her misconception lies in thinking that his result will be the same. SHE is "miserable and alone" because that's the fate of cock carousel riders. Her SMV rose rapidly and lasted for a 10 year window before plummeting directly into a wall made from saggy jowels and muffin tops. She of course took full advantage of it, going out every weekend and bathing in the shower of free male attention and validation. She probably had a few orbiters doting on her as she met up with thad the motorcycle rider for a bathroom hookup for the 4th time that weekend.

Pussy carousel riders just coast into the sunset with a 20 year old's mouth wrapped around their dick, because a man's SMV is calculated differently.

This is why you never take a woman's dating advice. They literally cannot perceive anyone's needs beyond their own.

[–]fingerthemoon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Did you see her picture? I don't think she ever got the chance to ride the carousel. Maybe the seesaw.

And instead of the pussy carousel I'd say he's sliding at the Wet N Wild Waterpark.

[–]WhySoRuff 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Good points, but I don't think her SMV ever changed beyond the drop from a 2 to a 1 once she hit the wall.

[–]MyLittleAtomBomb 10 points11 points  (1 child)

With how hard women hit the wall these days, you honestly can't tell what they used to look like.

They go from Princess Leia to Jabba the Hut

[–]darkrood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worst, many Jabba the Hut dress like Leia, then complain about the male attention.

Later, actual princess Leia comes along, Jabba is ditched.

Now, it's "men are so superficial, why can't they see the inner beauty."

[–]oglowkey 39 points39 points [recovered]

Haha this bitch is hating. Why do they care so much about what men are doing? I'm curious, has any man ever given a damn about what a woman is doing on her free time?

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 27 points28 points  (9 children)

She wants a man like him and thinks that shaming him like this will get him to give her a chance so she can show him how wonderful she is.. The fly in the ointment is that she knows he will never give her the time of day, never mind fuck her saggy roast beef curtain blue waffle.

That's why she cares, he has what she wants and knows she has nothing he wants.

[–]oglowkey 25 points25 points [recovered]

Bitches can never just let a guy win. If she's miserable everybody has to be miserable.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Because maybe if he is miserable enough because of her she will get her shot with him!

-Girl logic-

[–]foldpak111 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Girl logic is some of the craziest shit I've ever seen. You literally would see it in school and mutter to yourself what the fuck.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 5 points6 points  (2 children)

It doesn't stop after school either, it continues and gets worse as they ride the cc.

[–]foldpak111 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I lived with a woman who was just turning 30 a couple of months ago and lets just say I ran for the hills. It's a shame, I can't even imagine the pain they go through until death. But they trifle with my freedom and sanity, so fuck 'em.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine always leave before 30. Trade them in on newer models, in hindsight it's a good thing.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone else said it best. Male sexual strategy is to raise SMV, including allies. Female sexual strategy is to lower SMV of target male and female "allies".

[–]foldpak111 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dude that is most men, actually. Fucking beta males

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's insane how this article is such a perfect female analogue of the cliche "nice guy" lamenting that no woman will see him for his good personality.

[–]LifeMedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if we're stuck with the bill.

[–]BrunoOh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easier to shame other people than to accept reality.

[–]1thiasus 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Writer for Daily Mail

On a scale from marble-floored bathroom with solid gold sinks to porta potty on the last day of Burning Man, the Daily Mail is the shit, piss, vomit and cum chemical dredge at the bottom of that porta potty. You should assume that anything written in there is going to be absolute garbage.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Probably her last stop before a desk clerk job.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's why they're still in business, man.

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points  (4 children)

And if Leo asked the author to come home with him, she'd do it in a heartbeat and would blow him the second they stepped into his place.

She's just a bitter hater. AWALT applies to feminist writers too. Don't listen to what they say or read what they write, watch what they do.

[–]coffee_and_lumber 22 points22 points [recovered]

If the field reports (and my own personal investigations) are correct, SJW types are some of the freakiest, most submissive bitches you'll ever bang.

[–]Jaereth 15 points15 points [recovered]

It's all nothing but simulated rape fantasies. Most of them won't come out and straight up say it, but that's what they want. The most "feminist" girl I ever dated wanted me to choke the shit out of her when we did it.

The old rule strikes again. Look at what women do, not what they say.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty much. That and slut training for their mouths, asses, and pussies.

[–]B_uckets 19 points20 points  (2 children)

His famous preference is for box-fresh blondes aged 25 and under — usually lingerie models, but any random glamourpuss will do at a pinch.

. . . he seems not to be interested in intellect or personality, kindness and wit.

What is she trying to say, pretty blonde girls are dumb? How the fuck would she know if she's never met any of them? And haven't feminists been fighting that ignorant stereotype for decades now!?

It's amazing how much feminists shit on women when it serves their own agenda. "This hot, rich guy doesn't like me. Therefore, everyone he dates is a vapid slut and he is the scum of the earth."

Edit: Please save that article with archive.is, this is some Hall of Fame worthy hamstering.

Edit2: Be warned, everyone. This is the face of pure agony and existential despair: http://i.imgur.com/ojahv1T.jpg (NSFW, bikinis)

[–][deleted] 82 points83 points  (31 children)

The lesson is simple; bachelorhood is socially unacceptable even for wealthy Hollywood movie stars.

Note that carefully guys. Law 38 is pretty clear about acting like others when circumstances require, and the modern expectation is that any man of high SMV and financial worth is married or divorced.

Personal case- far as my coworkers know I'm divorced . Why? Because a high SMV bachelor in a building full of divorcees and married betas in this fucking matriarchy is unlikely to progress in his career.

[–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire2 83 points84 points  (12 children)

No, that's not the lesson. Do you think Leonardo even knows this vapid idiot is even alive? Probably not. Also, do you think maybe it's not entirely his fault that he's single? He's a rich celebrity that every single woman wants as a trophy. How is he supposed to determine who's for real and who's fake? He's probably surrounded by sociopaths constantly pretending to actually like him for him, but really its all just a pose to try to get in with him so they can milk him for wealth and validation. It's probably safer to be single than to get married. That's the inconvenient truth the bitch writer leaves out.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Honestly that sounds maddening, I think that level of fame is almost a curse. Think of how wary YOU, some random guy, are of marrying the wrong woman! Now imagine you're Leonardo fucking DiCaprio, there are probably literally 1 million 10s on the earth who would fuck you at the drop of a hat just because of who you are. I don't think that's even an exaggeration. How could you EVER know with even moderate certainty that a particular girl's intentions are genuine, if you're looking for the one to marry? The level of fakeness and sociopathy the guy must be exposed to is unimaginable.

[–]southernmost 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Matt Damon has said that one of the things he's grateful for is that while he is handsome enough to work in Hollywood, he is not so remarkable that he can't just disappear into jeans and a hoodie.

[–]Tman5691 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's why celebrities typically marry each other. Even if they aren't that into one another it gives them an acceptable public veneer on both sides. The guy doesn't get articles like this about him and the girl won't get called a old cat lady. What happens privately doesn't matter as long as they're discreet.

Marry someone who isn't used to that lifestyle and you're asking to get ruined.

[–]fingerthemoon 6 points7 points  (3 children)

He's probably surrounded by sociopaths constantly pretending to actually like him for him, but really its all just a pose to try to get in with him so they can milk him for wealth and validation. It's probably safer to be single than to get married.

Isn't this true for all guys? I mean, don't all women pretend to actually like you for you while they milk you for wealth and validation?

[–]Leonard_Church 4 points4 points [recovered]

No, because some chicks will still go after an unemployed guy living in a trailer park with $2.42 in his bank account.

He has no wealth to give, and his social status means his validation is worth next to nothing. At least he knows that she fucks him simply because he is a good lay, or is enjoyable to be around.

[–]darkrood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg, and that girl is most likely 8+ looking super models?

Come on, women with any decent value is already in hot pursuit by men from all direction. Even, good looking girls who constantly end up with unemployed drunker will surely become a degenerate on his level.

If a girl is falling for a homeless druggie, it does not signal that you are worthless. It mostly signals that you can do a lot better than this girl.

Whether you rise above though, that's the hard question.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 42 points43 points  (2 children)

How fucked up is it that being divorced is a benefit and making good choices by not getting married is a detriment?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Preselection preselection preselection. A divorcee is a divorcee either through his fault or her fault or mutual agreement - and the higher value you radiate, the more people are ready to believe it's her fault. Be good enough and your only fault becomes "He got his judgement clouded once by a woman"

[–]jiveraffe 15 points15 points [recovered]

I've heard it said that any successful man should be married by some stage. That is, a bachelor would never be considered for a senior position because if he can't commit to a woman how can he commit to the job?

Divorced is a fantastic cover story. Although widower might work just as well. I might have to invest in a plain gold band.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Silver, at Walmart for $28 dollars. That's my wedding band and my wife and I joke about it all the time (she signed an iron clad pre-nup). I spent more on her first gun that I did on her engagement ring plus our wedding bands.

[–]thenemaxofredpill 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Single and rolling in looking fly as fuck at 31 to my fortune 500 corporate job where everyone is over 40 and married/divorced with kids. The hate is real.

[–]sweetleef 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The lesson is simple; bachelorhood is socially unacceptable even for wealthy Hollywood movie stars.

lol, that's giving it way too much credit. The jealousy-soaked sour-grapes whining of a desperate hag don't speak for "society"; and it's obvious to everybody why this author is spewing her bile.

What is really pissing her off is that it's not only "socially acceptable," but admired and attractive - and it's out of her reach.

[–]foldpak111 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Shit I don't even know why that would matter. I have strict boundaries in the workplace. I mean, I'll shoot the shit with people but it's strictly professional.

[–]Jaereth 7 points7 points [recovered]

I tried that too. Then I had a couple breakout successful projects. Started getting called upstairs a lot and now the CEO wants to shoot the shit when he's getting coffee and sees me up there.

He knows my girlfriends name what we are into. It will be unavoidable if you want to start getting into the right circles at work. It's a social club first and foremost and they will want to know.

[–]foldpak111 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Well that is just me because I don't plan on working for someone else for long. When you're the top dog you don't have to tell anyone anything about your personal life.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 33 points34 points  (5 children)

The only "toxic" thing here is this chick's hamster.

The Wall, for men, is death.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMeat-on-the-table 44 points45 points  (1 child)

Unless you're a radical Muslim...then death is the beginning of the sweet spot of the SMV bell curve.

[–]unyin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

I understand the point you're making, but realistically speaking, wouldn't The Wall be more like "the moment your body and mind stop responding the way you need them to"? As in, senility, alzheimer's, any number of other old-age diseases and debilities?

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I understand the point you're making

Then lets's just go with that. It's more workable than adding "Some restrictions apply. Void where prohibited, or where otherwise invalidated by becoming an invalid, debilitating stroke, particularly nasty cancer and/or leprosy that makes your dick fall off, dengue-dengue, beri-beri, or AIDS because you shot up with guys who prostitute themselves for drug money."

As in, senility, alzheimer's, any number of other old-age diseases and debilities?

You can still be the Mack Daddy of the nursing home, assuming you want to be. I know a guy who is 70 who bones his still-pretty-for-being-post-Wall late 30s secretary. Be that guy.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Mr DiCaprio should settle down quickly while there are still options left on the table for him. Leonardo: think fast... soon enough you'll have to find that special someone.

Seriously Leonard... (can I call you Leonard?) you've only got 30-40 years max before you'll have to stop sleeping with fit young lithe sexy supermodels and settle down with that special older girl. That special girl who you want to look across the courtroom at and think "I'm glad I chose this girl to fight for half my worldly wealth and future alimony".

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

She's getting massacred in the comments, though.

[–]DAEHateRatheism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And from that she knows she succeeded.

[–]Endorsed ContributorMeat-on-the-table 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This simply proves the truth about the feminine imperative: No matter how successful you are at what you do, now matter how much you ascend to the the very peak of your chosen profession, now matter how much money you make--you're nothing if you don't indenture yourself to a woman.

[–]hiphoprising 12 points13 points  (0 children)

he seems not to be interested in intellect or personality, kindness and wit

Yes, because beautiful women can't possibly be intellectual, have personality, kindness or wit. Only unattractive women have those traits.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 18 points19 points  (2 children)

I've been living alone for almost three years now. I'm far happier now than I ever was when married or in a long term thing, girls don't make me happy. I'm 5 years older than Leo and I too have no shortage of young girls liking me, wanting to fuck me, and doing so. Why the hell would I want to settle down again? Did that twice, miserable both times, and both ended due to the girl's extremely poor choices.

There is no emptiness, no hollow feeling, no misery, and no blood sucking wallet parasites. Girls don't complete me, the provide warm moist holes to fuck, and the occasional conversation. Other than watching my dogs for me and sometimes helping me with a two person job, I really don't have much use for them.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Leo is the face of IDGAF.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even Putin saluted DiCaprio.

[–]stemgang 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Lol. He has money, looks, fame, and frame.

Even if he lost 3 of those 4 things, he would still be able to pull primo tail.

[–]1Jaereth 5 points6 points  (2 children)

This is jealousy at it's core. Remember the post a few days back about the successful man. He'll start a business and his friends say "Don't work too hard" or he slays pussy and they say "You should find a nice girl and settle down!". When in reality, the friends Won't work hard enough to become that successful, and don't want to see him do it either. Also, they can't slay pussy like him, they can only hope to get one girl attached and committed. So in turn, they try to project the narrative that what they are doing is the desirable course of action, and the man is foolish for slaying vadge.

So now take this fat slag. It's pretty much the opposite of "Successman" from the first paragraph. She doesn't have a choice between being a cum dumpster for Chad, or desperately trying to get one man to foolishly devalue himself and commit. There's no two ways about it. She can't get the Chads to rail on her and hope for/instigate an accidental pregnancy, she can only do the beta bux path if she's lucky.

So just like the guys who tell "Successman" that he shouldn't slay pussy because they can't, and tries to make it seem like the way they are forced into is the more desirable course of action, this woman is doing the same thing. It's undesirable what Leo is doing. That's not the best course of action. No, Leo should be doing something different entirely. Never once stopping to consider that she doesn't have that initial choice in the Leo situation.

There's no fucking way she could run through much younger super attractive partners. Leo can. So who is she to judge what the right choice is, when she can't even make that decision herself? She's literally unable and probably never has been able to live that side of it, so what the fuck does she know?

The moral of the story is never take advice from someone can't see both sides of the equation for themselves. Don't let beta bitch boys or any woman really get a word in about your sex life. Don't give the McDonalds wage slave a chance to comment on your business or investments. Don't listen to the 450 pound know it all make comments on your routine or diet plan. (I have one of these in my life, it gets so old...) Make sure if you want to pay attention to someone's advice, they are actually capable of living both choices themselves.

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[–]The_Man_on_the_Wall 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Don’t laugh, but there is clearly a sadness and emptiness to it; ...For, ultimately, all that beauty must corrode the soul, especially as he seems not to be interested in intellect

Isnt he one of the worlds foremost celebrities at the forefront of Climate Change activism? Regardless of your political stripe the sheer act of involvement speaks to at least some intellect. You can accuse the Kardashian clan of being vapid fucktards. Leo though? Regardless of your politics the guy never struck me as an intellectual lightweight.

[–]T0000009 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True that, I could list a dozen guys I am totally at odd with an any number of issues, but I've got not problem with their brain power.

Besides, it's not like that fat old sow has any serious "intellect" to offer after that diatribe of dumb.

[–]Endorsed Contributorbalalasaurus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Find a man who wouldn't want to be Leo or a woman who wouldn't want to sleep with him and I'll renounce TRP as blatant fiction.

[–]LegendaryContent 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Each and everyone of the hoes that Dicaprio plows are alpha widows. No other man they end up with will ever compare to him.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

its like a turd trying to make shame a sunset. (david spade in the pamela anderson roast)

[–]rebeccabrixton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If it was a woman pulling lots of hot men in her 30's they'd be all "you go girl". Cringe.

Good luck to the man. He does not look sad, miserable or unhappy to me. The woman at the Daily Fail just hates that he's out there going for women that attractive which I can only assume she isn't and therefore its telling her a truth women don't want to hear; given a choice, men don't want dried up older women. Its not creepy, in the same way she will no doubt find a 6 pack hot - attraction is non negotiable.

Its a hard pill to swallow I admit. Just wish she'd shut up bringing people down. We all have our time to shine and lucky bastard Leo's is just going on longer than most.

[–]reigorius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We are analysing this way too much. She is just pissed she is not on his yacht fucking him, like the young models are. And thus she projects her own insecurities online. Done, case closed. Nothing to see here.

[–]catacamas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She sounds envious ... why can't someone like Leo go for someone like her, she probably wishes deep inside. Older (and often fatter) women have to try shame men into avoiding attractive younger women by trying to stigmatize the dating of younger women. Sadly it probably works to some degree - I've seen my share of white knights parrot the kind of drivel she spews - so I'm glad there are men who keep unashamedly dating young hot women when they can. I'll get the youngest woman I can

[–]BallsOverFaults 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her anger is immense. Emotion over logic, a true SJW.

[–]thenemaxofredpill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The title alone made laugh. Who the fuck is she trying to kid here?

[–]osborn18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Feminist Translator: Why cant i get a guy like Leo Dicaprio. So ronery ;_;

[–]bam2_89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

[–]Nicholas_ 2 points3 points  (4 children)

That's a disgusting thing to write about a man or woman. It's his life and he can live it however he wants to live it, the writer needs to look at herself before passing judgement onto someone else.

[–]T0000009 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's his life and he can live it however he wants to live it

WRONG ... This is the feminist nation of pussy pass, no man is allowed standards and is required to wife up the fattest repugnant sow in three counties who absolutely despises him. The purple hair and five dozen pounds of metal in her face is a bonus that jerkboi Leo should be begging for dammit!!

[–]Nicholas_ 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Hey now, you're trying to convince me and yourself that those feminists are women which we both know they are not, more land whale than human.

[–]T0000009 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Why do you hate lad whales so much?

You some kind a specist or sumthin?

Everybody knows that little girls are made with roaches and lice and your chances are a roll of the dice.

[–]neveragoodtime 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What she's really saying is that young beautiful women need to stay in their lane and stop throwing their sexy bodies at this handsome millionaire to make room for an aging beauty, like herself. She also assumes all of these beautiful, successful women are dumb blondes with no personality between their breasts. Typical feminist, ignoring that these women are beautiful and smart and pleasant and specifically pursue handsome millionaires for their status and wealth, AS IS THEIR RIGHT. But no, it's always the man pursuing these no name girls out of no where because of their beauty.

[–]Lawfulgray 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It's weird cause feminists are usually super against marriage unless its an influential/rich/famous man.

[–]Acheronian_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are against anything that benefits men lol

[–]Apexk9 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funny thing is she is straight up insulting young attractive women.

Examplr: that the women he was with possibly couldn't have been witty, kind, intelligent, or have a great personality because they were young and beautiful.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She confuses inner contentment with manic smiles. The latter is not a sign of the former. And I'm still waiting to meet the female with wit and intellectual simulation in conversation. Maybe Jan knows one?

[–]MaDSteeZe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]trpjnf 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Honestly, feminists are just self-hating women. They realize that their value to society at large is based entirely off their looks, and quite simply, they're jealous of men. Not only of how well male SMV holds up over time, but also the fact that male SMV is based off something that isn't mostly dependent on genetics.

[–]BenjiDread 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's the women she's jealous of. Old tired looking chick's simply can't stand young beautiful women. What's worse is that they're fucking men her age. You can feel her hatred toward the young beautiful women he's with.

But, as usual, it's the man's fault. He should know better than to fuck hot women.

[–]ioncloud9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of this scene: https://youtu.be/LlOSdRMSG_k?t=40

[–]1PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It absolutely baffles my mind how these harpies manage to spin everything good and impressionable about a man as a negative- should it not directly benefit the female gender at large. The sheer audacity of this cartoon character to accuse this man of enjoying the fruits of his success.

Just try this for yourself- mention to a 30+ broad that you intend to fuck 18-21 year olds till your hearts contempt. She will explode. How dare you to live for yourself, you need to sacrifice for the feminine imperative- you need to slave away.

[–]ELLEN_POO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think Jan Moir would find much sympathy amongst feminists and especially not SJW's. More info: her wiki page.


[–]chances_are_ur_a_fag 1 point2 points  (2 children)

[–]mugatucrazypills 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like to interrupt this discussion of the wetness of water to comment on Leonardo DiCaprio's recent purchase of the Dianah Shore house in Palm Springs.

"Welcome to the former Dinah Shore Estate in the heart of Palm Springs. This iconic, Mid-Century home was designed by renowned architect Donald Wexler in 1964."


I would imagine he dropped 6M on this place and had it restored and modernized exactly because he has good taste and an appreciation for the cultural and aesthetic significance of such a property. Even the mystique of the period and it's relationship to the American Century tie in with the roles and work that he's done (such as the Aviator).

Can you imagine what the Daily Mail writer would buy if she magically somehow came upon Dicaprios money ? A mcmansion with rotting chinese sulfuric acid stucco that would embarass even the Kardashians? a pink Diamond iwatch made with Tim Cooks' jism ? Jet Trips to Dubai and eat,pray,shit ...sex tourism in Bali ? Gold Teeth and tit-jobs and duck lips? 100 cats ? Anything of cultural value or meaning? anything ?

[–]Albacorewing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a bunch of typical feminist horse manure.

[–]michael_wilkins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I could live a life that the Daily Mail wrote an article like this about me I would be so happy.

[–]Squabbles123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huge Heffner would disagree.

[–]mdadm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aw yea... he's gonna be so misreable to be cumming in a different girl every week.

[–]usernameson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You ripped apart her "logic" perfectly.

[–]wont_tell_i_refuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Language like

toxic bachelor, its biggest lothario and most wretchedly dedicated modeliser

Is such a damn red flag for "I rode the CC and I'm bitter about men".

You would never recognize this language if for not this sub. Ain't the Red Pill grand?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL what a bitter wrteched post-wall wench. Sorry that millionaire actors aren't interested in used up loose wrinkled pussy flaps!

[–]Albacorewing 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, just look at her picture. She is repulsive. You can see at once why she is so upset that these attractive young women are going for Mr. DiCaprio.


[–]rmoviesok 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Leo is actually my goddamn hero. Dude has the best life imaginable.

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