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Field ReportTrickle Down Media Whore (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil

This week I accomplished my dream of bringing my trolling to national television. If it wasn't for the Red Pill, and its culture of shitlord excellence my dream would never have become a reality. For the past two years you guys were by my side critiquing, encouraging and helping me grow from cultural critic to Black Knight Juggernaut. I've had the unique opportunity of speaking with many of you face to face and learning from your experiences.

When the producers of Full Frontal with Samantha Bee contacted me to be part of their show, I immediately recognized it for what it was: a trap. Samantha Bee has been tearing people down on television for the past twelve years. Having watched the Daily Show I knew that gotcha questions and deceptive editing were par for the course. I also knew that without preparation I would end up a casualty like Peter Schiff.

However, I had a weapon of my own: The Red Pill. I leveraged the contacts I had gained from my fitness consultations. I contacted marketers, advertisers and speech coaches to help me develop a strategy for surviving the ambush. The consensus was that I should speak in short powerful sound bites, so that my words wouldn't fall victim to deceptive editing. I was advised to keep a calm neutral demeanor, ignore her bait and that the best defense is a good offense. My mentors imitated Samantha's persona so that I could practice going up against it. I knew that I only had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything I ever wanted, which I why I practiced until I felt confident.

On the show, with the cameras rolling and the microphones on, I recognized that the other guests were unprepared. They were enthusiastic to be on television and didn't think how their words would be used against them. Samantha Bee had a two part strategy. She had a script of loaded trap question and reframed the conversation in her favor with snarky responses. My strategy was to avoid her traps and use agree and amplify to turn her snark against her. Samantha was ready to tear down Trump supporters but nothing could prepare her for Red Pill Superstar GayLubeOil.

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[–]RICCIedm 440 points441 points  (66 children)

"So, am I the lowest whore in here?' "I think that's an accurate assesment", with a poker face.

Nice black knighting, congrats

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 269 points270 points  (59 children)

The best part of all of it was that I triggered the entire liberal media establishment. If you Google "Trickle Down Media Whore" you will see that I got Buzzfeed Jezebel and Cuck Master Ezra Klien right in the pussy with this one.

[–]Endorsed ContributorClint_Redwood 42 points43 points  (8 children)

God that was beautiful to watch.

Since only you really know the transition you've gone through since joining TRP, you care to share how this skit might have went down before you found TRP?

[–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil[S] 69 points70 points  (7 children)

It probably would have gone down like the other guests. The Red Pill is excellent practice for agree and amplify and recognizing leftist's games.

[–]chootey 12 points12 points [recovered]

Why were the other guests bad? I thought they all seemed relatively articulate and reasonable, even if they never scored over Bee. What am I missing here?

[–][deleted] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

They were defensive. Their arguments were in response of Bee, so they never attacked. GLO attacked and forced her to take a lowly stance. Action vs. Reaction.

[–]TheInevitableHulk 3 points4 points  (1 child)

There was no giant leftist conspiracy when the liberal party won overwhelmingly in the national and provincial elections nor was there a circle jerk on issues such as these in our left leaning media even with the cbc a nationalized channel making it literally a leftist establishment

sjw Witch hunts have happened though those type of events are caused by those that want control not necessarily left leaning

-viewpoint from Canada

[–][deleted] 96 points97 points  (32 children)

Nicely done GLO

EDIT: LOL You got your own article on Salon!

Senpai noticed you.

[–]Truthsitter 26 points27 points  (31 children)

I'm not clicking on Salon, but I assume they were highly offended that the media was called out for what it is? Or white knighting on her behalf?

Sam brought up media whoredom, you reap what you sow.

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points  (27 children)

All the recaps I've seen have concentrated on the 'Tricke Down Media Whore' headshot and skip the very important observation that the presidential election has degenerated into a reality show; which was presented as the only thing that could be agreed upon. Moreover, Bee used whore first at Trump, and then reveled in calling herself a whore.

In short, anybody that watched the entire clip would say Bee got checked hard. As it is, the media is packaging it as a failure to reason with Trump supporters.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (26 children)

Yes absolutely. Can't let too much of the truth get out, now can we media?

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It was just some expected whining.

[–]Linrraba 5 points5 points [recovered]

I read that. They just went fashion police on him.

[–]Ojisan1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah so terrible he didn't wear a tie.

Muh patriarchy.

[–]Redasshole 18 points19 points  (1 child)

You should definitely make a shirt with that line printed on it.

[–]outside-looking-in 16 points17 points  (0 children)

  1. You stuttered like a dork.
  2. The media wasn't trolled: your performance served their message.
  3. Sam Bee gets all the payoff.
  4. Your big zinger was "trickle down media whore", and look how proud you are just to be the dried up shitnugget on her media boot for a minute. Irony!

[–]Gawernator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That was beautiful. I watched the rest of the video and she's barely even funny. Yuck

[–]RojoEscarlata 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was expecting something like what happened to Rush when the video was posted on the Donald, and it certainly was an ambush but God damn that trickle down media whore line was pure gold, any chance at all of getting an UN edited version?

I'm sure there was lots of fun there, maybe even a FR?

[–]Linrraba 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How did the other Trump supporters reacted to your performance? On that note, the interview kept going after the media whore comnent?

[–]the_number_2 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Big bukkake of media... good lord, that's funny.

BTW, LOVE the blond in the blue dress just in front of you flips her hair and keeps checking you out when you don't succumb to the BS.