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Well, I just kind of try to do my own thing, I go to work every day, workout every day and that because I'm only 24 I won't even hit my prime for 10 years, why dedicate the best years of my life to someone? I explained that I have friends with benefits when they started criticizing me for being at a bar alone, (I just stopped for a couple drinks on my way home after work) They started preaching at me how I am on the wrong path. I mega-triggered them when I said, "what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?" (which is what they were doing) they left within minutes. I just thought this was a funny experience that you guys would appreciate.

[–]DanG3 295 points296 points  (13 children)

They left when they realized you would not be buying them drinks.

[–]HeinousFu_kery 65 points66 points  (1 child)

The perfect-hindsight comeback:

"What's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age and be too cheap with their husbands' money (and so desperate for a faint whiff of validation) to even buy their own drinks?"

[–]DanG3 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They want to see if they "still have it" - seeking validation.

[–]Duke_LFG 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lol this is the best response

[–]Il128 26 points26 points [recovered]

But... But. But... Ladies drink for free. Don't be that guy.

[–]GC0W30 42 points43 points  (7 children)

I thought that until the first time I went Dutch on first date drinks, took a chick to my apartment, blew in her mouth and then had her offer to pay for my dinner....

I have wasted thousands on women who didn't put out... Never again.

[–]1PrinceofSpades 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Had a chick recently buy her own burrito, and pay for her own Uber to my place and back. Whole ordeal cost her ~70$. Didn't spend a dime, got blown and fucked three times. Laughs.

[–]GC0W30 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know of one broad who used her husband's money for a $250/night fancy downtown hotel.... and her boyfriend's breakfast the next morning at the hotel restaurant.

I wasn't the husband, but nonetheless I think that may have put me off of marriage somewhat.

[–]RedPill_FightClub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel ya there! I was the same way before TRP. Now, I will not pay. We split the bill, or have separate tabs altogether.

[–][deleted] 313 points314 points  (29 children)

Any woman trying to lecture someone on the right path when they're married and at a bar with their friend talking to young men is an idiot.

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[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 66 points67 points  (4 children)

Your aunt is a fucking idiot, bitch got served. She walked out because she knew there was no coming back from that. Well done.

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[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Must've read that wrong. It's good this butt fuck retarded person you had to deal with doesn't share your blood.

and flush 20 grand in rings and ceremonies down the drain

That's a lot of xbox games and protein shake brah! I joke, but seriously, yes, the pussy ain't worth the dime. You could get a lot of hookers for 20k. I'm convinced hookers are cheaper than wives (and obviously, they fuck you more)

[–]darkrood 3 points4 points  (0 children)

20 grand in Rings and ceremonies?!! That's such a steal.

My friend tells me casually that he emptied his saving for Wedding on a boat. That didn't even count the ring yet.

It was a nice boat though.

[–]Timmytanks40 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It was his girls aunt but the point stands.

[–]5t3fan0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

isn't it interesting how the people who are the worst example for anything are always the ones who tell everyone else how to do everything?

awesome, cant be written any better than this!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

isn't it interesting how the people who are the worst example for anything are always the ones who tell everyone else how to do everything?"

Lol solid truth right here.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, a committed relationship between two people has nothing to do with anyone but the people in the relationship.

To introduce laws to purposefully impair one side of the relationship is completely ridiculous.

Marriage has become a liability to men rather than an asset and this has become tangible in the reduction of the birth rate in countries where these broken laws are in effect.

Something needs to change.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (3 children)

why'd you let her walk out?

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 12 points13 points  (2 children)

You're a twist the knife type?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Gives me pleasure to see stupid people suffer

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 8 points9 points  (0 children)

As do I. The Germans have a word for it.


It's different than sadism, because it's suffering on their part due to their own actions, rather than it being inflicted upon them. I like sadism too. Oh yes, very much so.

[–][deleted] 140 points141 points  (5 children)

Bitches are amusing:

1) When a rapper calls women "bitches", it doesn't offend them because "they aren't talking about me" (has nothing to do with me).

2) But when a man doesn't want to date for LTR or has decided to not marry (other women), it's offensive to them even though it has nothing to do with them.

[–]TRP Vanguard: "Dark Triad Expert"IllimitableMan 43 points44 points  (3 children)

1) When a rapper calls women "bitches", it doesn't offend them because "they aren't talking about me" (has nothing to do with me).

Because it's not being said specifically to them, but being said via media and so it's not personal/directed at them and they can realise this.

2) But when a man doesn't want to date for LTR or has decided to not marry (other women), it's offensive to them even though it has nothing to do with them.

Because it's being said TO HER even though it's not referring TO HER, her herd mentality empathy combined with her solipsism kicks in and she gets offended as if it's being suggested "she's not good enough for a relationship"

Tell a woman "I don't believe in marriage" and she hears "I'm not worthy of marriage, because if I was, you'd believe in marriage" - it's always about them.

These are the insecure petty creatures we're dealing with.

[–]2renzy77 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Tell a woman "I don't believe in marriage" and she hears "I'm not worthy of marriage, because if I was, you'd believe in marriage" - it's always about them.

Thanks to female solipsism, women take everything personally.

[–]icecow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair if the tables were turned the male would vibe that the comment was covertly directed at him, as is common when one doesn't want to be direct to avoid insult (Ironicially, covert comments feel very direct and insulting).

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because it's being said TO HER even though it's not referring TO HER, her herd mentality empathy combined with her solipsism kicks in and she gets offended as if it's being suggested "she's not good enough for a relationship"

Yup. They hate the idea that someone else - even if it's just someone they never meet, heck, even if it's someone they would never date in a million years themselves - for some reason excludes them from commitment (whether it's because he's generally against it, or whether it's for some specific reason that affects her, like, say, n-count or whatever). Because if someone does that there's always the risk that others do it as well, and among these others those guys they actually want. So they rather shame the guys who feel like that to hell and back in order to frighten men away from that sort of behavior.

[–]robertpaulsontitties 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rappers are presumed to be from speaking from a position of strength, rap culture is primarily concerned with cultivating a strong image. I think that plays a part as well, that if you are speaking from a position of strength you can say as you please. As a young man I thought rap was dumb but it is actually brilliant.

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points  (12 children)

Nicely done. And it's so true, why waste these years? Your twenties should be a time where you are gaining the knowledge, skills, and experience necessary to build your empire.

Of course, there's room for enjoyment along the way, but you should do so knowing that pointless fun things (namely, women) do not have a solid return on investment.

[–]larrythetomato 140 points141 points  (9 children)

Of course, there's room for enjoyment along the way, but you should do so knowing that pointless fun things (namely, women) do not have a solid return on investment.

I really like this caveat. To explain why I'm taking a phrase out of Rich Dad Poor Dad.

Rich people buy luxuries with the returns from their investments.

Middle class people buy luxuries with their savings.

Poor people buy luxuries with debt.

Same goes with women. You want to get women as the returns of your investments (in yourself). Beta bux buy women with their savings. Omegas get nothing and have nothing to give.

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[–]darkrood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot more men are in "polyamory" relationship.

His girl just decides not to give him that relationship update.

[–]spacecowboyreturns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]F_Dingo 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?" (which is what they were doing) they left within minutes.

This is gold, you basically outed them on what they were doing.

[–]TheEnglishman28 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Damn son, they got fuckin rekt, m8.

[–]donniessparklemotion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Women hate it when they are sellers in a buyers market.

It is always about who has the power. Them or men.

They were trying to shame you by painting you as a loser sitting in a bar alone.

Shaming and guilt are tactics almost all women employ because these are the tactics they use on each other.

When a man does not give a shit about whether people see him as a loser or not, he cannot be manipulated.

[–]DforDeadpool 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's some good ol' MGTOW blackknighting.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 133 points134 points  (7 children)

Nice work... here's some pro tips for your inadvertent trolling:

  • Don't ask questions, even rhetorical ones. Don't say "why should I work for some ungrateful woman? or what's the right path?"... instead say "I ain't working for some ungrateful woman" or whatever.
  • When they say "you're on the wrong road / you just hit it and quit it", you own right up to it and say "hell yeah, and thanks to 2016's type of modern woman this works perfectly!" and smile happily. Or play devil's advocate.. "yeah I totally do... women want to have their independence and their freedom and I help them with that!"
  • Don't say "I just do my own thing and blah blah blah", that's kinda justifying your position which you absolutely don't need to do and it looks weak.

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?

haha this was gold :)

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I would've paid to see their facial reaction.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

I agree. Statements are more powerful than questions, but hard to pull off without being confrontational.

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 14 points15 points  (4 children)

but hard to pull off without being confrontational

Being afraid of being confrontational is a beta attitude. Asking questions sounds submissive, due to the tonality and that you need the question answered.

Sounding confrontational is dominant and rapport-breaking, the opposite of approval seeking.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I'm not saying being confrontational is wrong at all times. Sometimes a war is a just war. But walking that line is a balancing act. Both extremes, absolute supplication and absolute non-compromise, make lonely losers.

[–]3NO_LAH_WHERE_GOT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ya'll are reading a little too much into it. It's possible for a statement to sound like a question or for a question to sound like a statement, depending on how you handle the inflections and the body language. The latter matters more than the former.

[–]RPmatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Statements are more powerful than questions, but hard to pull off without being confrontational.

tone of voice is everything is such situations i.e. framing your disagreements as ideas e.g "you know, I;ve noticed the new accounting system does x,y and z which might/could cause problems with the less experienced staff"'

Instead of something like "the new accounting system is useless for most of the staff ... etc"

I've had teachers who could tell me 'black is white' in such a way that's so convincing, I give it serious thought!

There's another great way and that's to speak your concerns in such a way, the person you're telling thinks it's their idea! --- win win! You get what you want without coming across as confrontational.

[–]setsar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I halfway agree. The op was asking a rhetorical question. He was playing mind chess when he already knew the game was mated. When you ask these types of questions, you don't sound submissive. You actually treat the other party like a child.

[–]CopyAndPaste2015 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Next time you thank them for their advice and then ask them if their daughters are hot.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Women get pretty upset when men say they are not interested.. I think they are starting to realize that the successful men don't want them

[–]RPmatrix 51 points52 points  (29 children)

I'm only 24 I won't even hit my prime for 10 years

Bro, you don't know that, you're hoping that will be the case.

when people say this I think --'tomorrow' never comes'

While there's nothing wrong with planning for the future, never assume you will achieve your 'hopes and plans'; "make hay when the sun shines" as nobody knows what tomorrow will hold.

In my case I was doing things at 24 that many guys will never do! Shit I didn't even think I'd live to 40yo, let alone the 50years I have! IMO those of you who assume things will be 'better' later are making a Big mistake!

I think the people who have The "it will never happen to me" mentality and have never suffered from life's abilty to fuck up ALL your plans, are quite naive. IME people will fail more than they succeed -- how did Yoda put it, something like "Im a master becoz I've failed at more things than you have even tried"

I've noticed a trend with the younger people who have had comfortable lives to assume things will continue that way, until the day they don't.

When that day comes and the shit hits, if they don't have a realistic POV and have developed their 'inner strength' to cope with the unexpected problems coming their way, they will crumble.

There is ONLY "now" ... to assume you will be around and/or the years (shit days) to come will be the same as the one's that have passed is IMO a mistake; "expectations are the basis for disappointment' so the only thing you can reasonably 'expect' is the unexpected.

And this applies even more in 2016 than it ever has, for the world is changing at a rapid pace and the things many take for granted now are not guaranteed to stay the same. Life Is Change, and those who don't change with it will find this out the hard way.

How many of you are involved with things that didn't even exist 15yrs ago? Of the top of my head I can think of several things, from 'social media' and hooking up online, to 3-D printing and driverless cars. Not to mention, wars, climate changes, swathes of refugees and a widening gap between the rich and the poor, unemployment due to technology creating jobsolescence, etc etc.

And many of those things are 'good' things, But, how will you consider an AI that makes all the knowledge you worked hard for in college obsolete ergo useless? What use is there in having a degree in something that's no longer viable? Many of you have them, you just don't know it yet!

i.e. many of you guys are doing jobs you assume you can keep as long as you do 'good work'. This is naive thinking. Time and time again game changing events have occurred and very few people gave them any mind, only to find out the hard way their 'expectations' were unfounded.

Anyone who thinks AI's and autonomous machinery isn't going to make significant changes to the way we currently live and work, is naive. If you think the world we live in is going to be the 'same' in 10yrs, think again!

AI's and new technology aside, People don't expect to have a car crash, but they happen all the time. People don't plan on getting sick with cancer/heart disease, but they do, all the time! You'd be surprised at the amount of very fit athletes who die from things like heart attacks/strokes or other serious illness'

Do you think the guy who was fucking that chicken behind a rock even considered the possibility the rock would crush him? (and someone would take a photo that would embarrass his family for years to come?!)

Not to mention the myriad of health issues which will fuck up your day quick smart. Nobody "plans" on getting cancer or breaking their leg and the consequences of the same. Or closer to home. some crazy bitch making false rape allegations at you! If you think that's not going to fuck up most of your "plans", think again.

How often do we hear of some girl lying to get her way? I'd bet good money the guys who're posting in "relationship advice" or "deadbedrooms" never thought they would be!

There's no shortage of guys here with stories of unexpected events causing them major problems. How many guys who get 'divorce raped' see it coming? And even IF they do/did, that doesn't mean they will escape the repercussions. No.

I have known a lot (>20) people who's "plans" literally disappeared after an event which took seconds to happen; accidents, disease, job losses, there are many things which can/will either delay or completely destroy one's plans. Including a guy who was crushed by a boulder while searching for 'thunder eggs' -- I shit you not!

And the craziest part of that was some people had warned him about exactly that happening But he told them they were stupid to think it would happen to him, "I'm really experienced and careful so that will never happen to me" -- yet it did.

I'm not trying to diss your post OP, I'm just trying to get you guys to open your minds to the possibility that things won't go according to your plans. IME the more people in your life who have the ability to affect yours, i.e. teachers, bosses, close friends, lovers, clients etc, the less 'control' you have over what will happen.

TL:DR: Live for today, for tommorow never comes and the only time you can DO something, is Now' -- do not assume and especially do not assume you know what will be in the future, you don't and to think so is only setting yourself up to fail/suffer the consequences of such arrogance.

Source: Me. I can look back on my life and see that I had NO idea that many of the things which have happened, would. Even in the past 5yrs I have been surprised several times with things that 5yrs ago had you told me were going to happen to me, I would have said 'you're crazy'

[–]Theophagist 21 points22 points  (1 child)

One old guy to another, you preach too much.

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 14 points15 points  (15 children)

Look at my 3rd top post all time if you don't think I know what you're talking about bro. I already know. I'm still doing okay given the circumstances and things literally can only get better from here providing I lift and don't experience some tragic accident.

[–]RedSugarPill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

3rd top post

Holy shit, I vividly remember reading that post. Glad to see you're doing alright out there, brother (or, at least I hope things are going well for you).

The current post is fucking hilarious--definitely my style of black knighting. Thanks for sharing..

[–]RPmatrix 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I had a look, Wow! bro! Howz that turning out now?

Have you been able to mitigate any of the crap that's come of it? Is it still causing problems?

the fact you've written this OP suggests you're moving on ok, i wish you all the best mate.

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 2 points3 points  (3 children)

None of its been mitigated. In fact its gotten worse, but I'm living as well as I can with it.

[–]RPmatrix 1 point2 points  (2 children)

man, that's one fucked up story ... I wish I could do more than just wish you ALL the best

at least you're free, hey if you're up to it an update would be interesting

TF I've never had anything like that happen to me, I've only had a chick say she lost her virginity to me, I never even kissed her let alone fucked her!

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I might do that in the coming days. It's definitely worthy of an update. Thanks for the idea broski.

[–]RPmatrix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll look forward to it mate

[–]RPmatrix 2 points3 points  (6 children)

"I already know"

maybe you do, IDK. But as you mentioned it, I was simply taking the opportunity to speak to the other guys who read this post.

providing I lift and don't experience some tragic accident.

it doesn't have to be tragic. i.e. You could come down with the worst case of flu you've ever had on the day of your new job, which stops you from going there for a few weeks. Sure, some employers might be fine with that, but in my industry, you'd be immediately replaced ... with "no hard feelings" of course!

The reason I made this post was I regularly see guys here assuming "it gets better" and that they'll hit some magical 'prime' in their 30's

IMO that's a naive position to take, as I explained in some detail. You know the saying about "counting your chickens before they hatched"

[–]malariasucks 0 points1 point  (5 children)

ya I agree. I've had things going fine, saving thousands per month when suddenly my job ends in a single day and no job to replace it and it ook months to find something that paid half...

that's just the tip and I'm only in my early 30s. life has already thrown me so many curveballs. The people I thought were making bad decisions have ended up in a better situation than me

things change so quick

[–]RPmatrix 1 point2 points  (4 children)

The people I thought were making bad decisions have ended up in a better situation than me

at least this is the stuff, which if it doesn't kill you tends to make you stronger in many ways. Strength of spirit mainly, which is transferable to other areas once you learn how.

There's a saying; "be careful what you pray for coz you just might get it"

IME things we think will be our greatest achievents are sometimes our biggest mistakes and failures, whereas the things we thought were our 'biggest failures' we thought would amount to nothing have become the #1 successes in our lives!

The ultimate of these 'wtf happened' moments for me, is when I achieve my desired result and find myself thinking "now what?" It can be the most empty feeling when you finish a great job with major obstacles you found wayys to mitigate or deal with, and that's finished ... :(

"now what's?" are challenging bitches both metaphorically speaking (business/school) and literally (bitches/plates!) as they are often filled with sadness,kinda like ending an LTR that was once The best you'd ever had! even when you know it's 'for the best', it still hurts.

A 'now what' caused Alexander the Great to have a breakdown!

[–]malariasucks 0 points1 point  (3 children)

thanks all around man, that post was the most realistic post I've seen online in a while and made me feel a lot better.

Some things in my life have gone way better than expected, then of course some disappointments as well, expounded by the frustration of moving back to the US to start again (and it not going smoothly AT ALL!)

[–]RPmatrix 0 points1 point  (2 children)

thanks for letting me know bro, I appreciate the feedback as it helps me know what you guys would like to hear about ... and as the two things you can give away and never lose, are 'what you know' and 'how you feel', I had nothing to lose by sharing it

I almost didn't post it as it was long and was written off the top of my head, and I thought it might sound too preachy but IMHO it's the truth, so I thought fuck it, IF it helps one guy it's worth it, so thanks to all of you who've let me know it was appreciated.

I've lived an extraordinary life, great highs and bottomless lows, Which have happened a few times but I still refuse to 'give in'! I refuse to give up until i'm thoroughy beaten! And even then, I see my defeat as a learning experience that might help me deal with similar shit if it ever occurs again. And a few of what i thought were 'failures' became crazy successes for reasons I'd never have guessed or even imagined!

That's why I truly believe, "The only failure is the failure to Try"

And in a way, it was lucky for me that I 'accidentally' was a DT with a basic RP mindset. But being DT is a solitary existence amongst other 'normal guys' ... but it worked great for girls, although i didn't consciously knew what i was doing, I just liked riding motor bikes and selling large quantities of weed (and the odd other things) while running a clothing business, which gave me a massive income that I spent like water -- the down side was I had many "fair weather friends" who were really only 'acquaintences' who bailed when the fun(ds) ran out. The gold diggers were rare and I avoided them like the Plague! I don't regret that period of my life but I wouldn't recommend it to others.

When I read The Game 10yrs ago I thought "how the fuck does this guy know >50% of my PU techniques? I was like 'wtf?' lol -- 'techniques' which sadly I'd never been able to 'explain' to other guys, until the Game and later TRP's gave me the terminology to do so, which has helped change that a lot!

if there's anything else you think i might help if i share my pov, please let me know, I'd be happy to try and i'll see what i can do.

cheers bro

[–]malariasucks 1 point2 points  (1 child)

you still have your brand? was it a dude-bro brand? you sound like a californian motocross guy haha

[–]RPmatrix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

my brand was called RAD (RandomAccessDesign) that specialized in uniques abstract screen printed fabrics and clothes made from the same,

no I no longer have it

[–]rockinhard130 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure shit can happen. But you can't sit around worrying about everything that could go wrong.

[–]ddiogenesofsinope 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life throws curveball all the time. If OP stays on track and keeps lifting, getting paid, doing his thing and never gives up when life gets tough, he will be in his prime.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I will never forget that day when I was supposed to travel to my first day of my dream job that I was trying to land so long and worked so hard for it. I should start working as a personal coach in a very exotic location during summer.. U know what everyone dreams about.

I applied two years ago, and they told me you need to learn German language. So I went and learned German in next two years. That's how much I wanted it.

Two hours prior to flight, bags packed, saying goodbye to family.. KIDNEY STONE. I've spent three weeks in hospital, and four weeks at home afterwards and undergone two operations. I wasn't far from loosing my kidney.

That's when I learned NOTHING in this life is granted and we shell live every moment of it.

[–]1PrinceofSpades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beware of Destination Addiction motivational poster goes here.

[–]doritoesNcoffee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is worthy of a new thread. People need to realize how dynamic lives are. Everything changes quick, and those who do not adapt, crumble. This is why it's important to always have money saved up for a rainy day. It's better to live in a rented apartment while having a 100k cash in the bank, rather than paid 100k out of your 200k loan on your dream house.

[–]Philhelm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's the road I'll be taking. In fact, I'm in the process of moving my stuff out while my wife is at work. Cruel, cruel freedom!

[–]The__Tren__Train 15 points16 points  (14 children)

did these women have wedding bands on?

that would be hilarious

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 61 points62 points  (13 children)

Lol no but one mentioned she was married. Which the fact that she had no wedding band makes it even better. The other one was presumably divorced. She had that tired divorced look about her. Also, making my whole premise even better.

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (10 children)

I've seen this trend, even with my ex.

One goes through a divorce and talks one of her non single friends into spending time with her..

In the end, they both end up single.. Should've seen the look on my ex's face when I told her it was time for her to move out, priceless

[–]thewrightstuff88 16 points17 points  (7 children)

the same is true for marriage. Women have a herd mentality, if a group of women have SOs, once one gets proposed to/married, they all start falling in line and put pressure on their SOs or at least desire to because if they don't, they FEEL excluded from the circle. If one gets a BF, theres a good chance the others will as well.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (6 children)

That's one reason why I think women in the church seem to fair slightly better in marriage.. Herd mentality and divorce shaming.

In our quest to disprove god, I think we forgot the real reason for religion.. To convince women to stay with their husbands

[–]Endorsed ContributorRedBigMan 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Women in the church arent any better they just hide it better. Even the Catholic church is bowing to pressure from the feminine imperative and softening their stance on Divorce.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Because they don't have a choice. People are leaving the church because they want to live like animals. As many women want to divorce, they have to bow or lose the entire congregation.

The feminist hive mind is stronger

[–]darkrood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or people just start to realize tithing does not end up in God's pocket.

[–]1KyfhoMyoba 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Women in the church arent any better

Actually, they are about 1/4 to 1/3 better, in terms of divorce.

[–]Screenp2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not just to keep women with husbands, but to give men a purpose to go do something and support that women.

[–]rockinhard130 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yessss!!! Three is always some bitch trying to talk another into leaving their husband. It's sick.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh well, joke was on her. After I kicked her out her friend took a job 500 miles away.. Leaving her alone

[–]yumyumgivemesome 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your final comment was absolutely perfect. If both were married, you hit the nail on the head. If anything "less" than married from their perspective (i.e., divorced or never married), then your comment hits even harder.

[–]chocobaby 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Bam! Hit them right in the feelz...lol. Good for u. Women are trained from birth that their vagina, and related female-ness, is their only value. If you're not buyin'... They're up shit creek.

[–]Number1ricky 12 points13 points  (0 children)


[–]S-Blaze 8 points9 points  (0 children)

''right path'' lol, well said.

[–]RPRedhead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Astounding. This strikes me as a great example of solipsism. They cannot even begin to understand what hypocrites they are.

[–]FourNominalCents 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Normally I'd call nuking a hamster overkill, but well done.

[–]combatmechanic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my 20's and 30's I worked on my career, now it's paying me back.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Nice, but remember this: if you smash a woman's pride, she will not respond the way a man does. A man might ruminate on it and turn it over, searching for truth and perhaps a way to better himself. Sure, he might try to pay you back, but usually in a tit-for-tat kind of way. Men like justice.

A woman will take a shit on your soul. You can get away with what you just did here because you may never see these bints again, but to any woman you see on a regular basis and have to interact with, never nuke the hamster. Women (and BP men) have the hamster for a reason. If they could deal with themselves honestly, they wouldn't need it.

edit: this is easy if you understand why this is. In the SMP, the only currency a woman has is herself. That's usually enough because vaginas are valuable. But she has to give bits of herself away during every transaction. A man has way more diversity: himself, his wealth, status, intelligence, usefulness. All these he can trade on. Exposure is far worse for women because it devalues the only thing they can trade with.

[–]GrandpaLeiho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"my future wife hasn't been born yet"

[–]1991Kira 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"What's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Hope you finished your drink and passed them the ice to help soothe that massive burn.

[–]lumberjackinla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Pump and Dump man. Dont explain anything to them. Women have an understanding level of a 5 year old.

[–]1favours_of_the_moon 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Should've gone for the menage.

[–]myschadenfreude 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

slow clap Also very true. They think what that are doing is harmless. If you are in a relationship and do that it's disrespect; I do not accept disrespect.

[–]MakeEmSayAyy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You gave them so much cognitive dissonance lmao.

She's like Sarah let's go, I don't like this realization.

[–]Endorsed ContributorBluepillProfessor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No threesome? A damn shame.

[–]Stythe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I could go back 10 years and learn all this then I'd do it in a heartbeat. I would have rather spent 5 years focused for the payoff then party and make no progress. I'm still lucky that I learned it when I did, but no one is going to take that away. I don't care if idiots like those or my own family. No one worthwhile tells you how to be.

Also good job mocking them. That'll grind their gears for a bit, hahaha.

[–]gonorealover 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

You raped the women's rights outta those 2 whores lol . Fuck them .

[–]bipbophil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol when ever I tell women like this I'm single they imedeitly ask if I'm gay

[–]HydRO-7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great comeback OP. Have an upvote.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was a good laugh lol thank you

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Good for you man! That probably left them speechless because of the truth that statement holds.

[–]stro85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! This post is fire! Way to tell those hags off! I literally laughed at the part where you called then out on hitting on guys half their age!

[–]TuckerP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad you set them straight haha

[–]oldrunnerguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I had the presence of mind to come up with such a spot-on reply. Great post.

[–]dandar4600 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said, "what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Lol, your wit is off the charts. Well played sir.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like with the medusa robots in The Matrix, when they noticed that Neo got free and tried to put him back in "his place" on the plantation.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Is it wrong that I've fucked scandalous women that threw pussy at me like that in the past?

Probably on some level, but fuck it.

[–]cuntbh 2 points3 points  (1 child)

One of the 48 laws of power:

think what you want, but act as others do

You're probably doing the right thing by not dating, but if you say "I don't have one at the moment", you're not lying, and not making yourself a target. By saying that you're doing your own thing, you make yourself a target to them, so they criticise you for not dating.

Sure, it doesn't matter what they think of you, but it's nice to go to a bar and not have to put up with dramatic bitches.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They were confrontational from the start. They deserved it.

[–]ToTheSummit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?" (which is what they were doing)

DAmnnn dude should have not open TRP in a saturday morning....

[–]kappy_the_kike 3 points4 points  (4 children)

I would of tried to do a car date with one of them. OR both.

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 29 points30 points  (1 child)

I was actually mildly annoyed that they were even talking to me tbh.

[–]TheEnglishman28 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I understand why. Key word = old.

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Lol I wasn't feeling it. I've been hung over at work from st pattys and just finished a shift. I just wanted to drink and go home

[–]kappy_the_kike 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's pretty degrading to make a girl suck your cock in the back seat or the front. heheheh

[–]Yankee_Fever 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Maybe if you hadn't been so stupid you could have fucked both of them behind the dumpster. I know people generally like to announce to the world that they are different, but the smartest person in the room is the one that plays stupid and quiet

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most people are dumb shit. The smartest person in the room JUST HAPPENS to play stupid and quiet and isn't staying low-key to hide how stupid he really is. That's the difference.

[–]Scottysmoosh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You probably don't need anyone telling you this, but I think the path you are on is a far more mature path (especially considering your age). Most men in their early to mid 20s would lie, cheat and break hearts to get into someones pants. Not saying that you don't, but from this story it sounds like you've got a solid head on your shoulders and know what you want. I wish I could send this post to my 24 year old self. I would have saved myself, and others, a lot of head/heart ache.

[–]jamesc1071 -1 points0 points  (3 children)

I think you have misread the situation.
The women came over because they wanted some company or some drinks.
They attempted to mess with you a little bit.
Instead of treating them with amused mastery, you justified yourself.
They left because you were boring.

[–]BaconEggsAndSleaze 5 points5 points [recovered]

Found the guy who lets random unattractive women shit on his chest

[–]2niczar 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I don't disagree, but what do you get out of this exchange? You've made made them feel bad (not that I care about them), and ... what?

[–]Oftowerbroleaning[S] 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I didn't expect anything from the exchange. I didn't even want the exchange. I didn't approach them. They approached me. I just wanted to drink a couple beers and go home, that's what I expected walking in and that's what I got.

[–]SatanAscending 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically, you wanted them to go to hell. Mision Success I guess?

[–]bbm72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good report.

Btw, why waste any years?

[–]FrameWalker 0 points1 point  (4 children)

When you agree and amplify instead of explain its more fun

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Agree and amplify" is one of those things that sound better in theory than they come out in practice. It's completely unnatural. Why use it?

[–]n_dois 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of my friends use A&A very naturally, for almost everything. It fits them pretty well, but you have to be the playful kind of guy most of the time, otherwise will sound ironical.

[–]The__Tren__Train 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder where things would have gone if you had played along..

who knows, you might have gotten a couple post-wall fwb's (:

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[–]1ItsTheHomeWrecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

deleted What is this?

[–]Blue_Nightmare -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

seems like you could've deflected and gotten in their pants or at least had some fun rather than driving them away.

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