2 old sluts just sat next to me at the bar and started telling me I'm cute and flirting with me. They asked where my girlfriend was, when I said "I don't date" they started going off on me saying "I'm on the wrong road" and that "I just hit it and quit it" I said

DanG3 · 2016-03-19T08:48:48+00:00

They left when they realized you would not be buying them drinks.

IllimitableMan · 2016-03-19T09:37:08+00:00

Any woman trying to lecture someone on the right path when they're married and at a bar with their friend talking to young men is an idiot.

IllimitableMan · 2016-03-19T10:23:02+00:00

Bitches are amusing:

1) When a rapper calls women "bitches", it doesn't offend them because "they aren't talking about me" (has nothing to do with me).

2) But when a man doesn't want to date for LTR or has decided to not marry (other women), it's offensive to them even though it has nothing to do with them.

larrythetomato · 2016-03-19T04:18:37+00:00

Nicely done. And it's so true, why waste these years? Your twenties should be a time where you are gaining the knowledge, skills, and experience necessary to build your empire.

Of course, there's room for enjoyment along the way, but you should do so knowing that pointless fun things (namely, women) do not have a solid return on investment.

F_Dingo · 2016-03-19T06:24:30+00:00

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?" (which is what they were doing) they left within minutes.

This is gold, you basically outed them on what they were doing.

TheEnglishman28 · 2016-03-19T04:40:30+00:00

Damn son, they got fuckin rekt, m8.

donniessparklemotion · 2016-03-19T19:08:58+00:00

Women hate it when they are sellers in a buyers market.

It is always about who has the power. Them or men.

They were trying to shame you by painting you as a loser sitting in a bar alone.

Shaming and guilt are tactics almost all women employ because these are the tactics they use on each other.

When a man does not give a shit about whether people see him as a loser or not, he cannot be manipulated.

DforDeadpool · 2016-03-19T10:54:08+00:00

That's some good ol' MGTOW blackknighting.

MattyAnon · 2016-03-19T05:15:50+00:00

Nice work... here's some pro tips for your inadvertent trolling:

Don't ask questions, even rhetorical ones. Don't say "why should I work for some ungrateful woman? or what's the right path?"... instead say "I ain't working for some ungrateful woman" or whatever.
When they say "you're on the wrong road / you just hit it and quit it", you own right up to it and say "hell yeah, and thanks to 2016's type of modern woman this works perfectly!" and smile happily. Or play devil's advocate.. "yeah I totally do... women want to have their independence and their freedom and I help them with that!"
Don't say "I just do my own thing and blah blah blah", that's kinda justifying your position which you absolutely don't need to do and it looks weak.

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?

haha this was gold :)

CopyAndPaste2015 · 2016-03-19T19:53:58+00:00

Next time you thank them for their advice and then ask them if their daughters are hot.

2016-03-19T11:59:33+00:00

Women get pretty upset when men say they are not interested.. I think they are starting to realize that the successful men don't want them

RPmatrix · 2016-03-19T07:24:00+00:00

I'm only 24 I won't even hit my prime for 10 years

Bro, you don't know that, you're hoping that will be the case.

when people say this I think --'tomorrow' never comes'

While there's nothing wrong with planning for the future, never assume you will achieve your 'hopes and plans'; "make hay when the sun shines" as nobody knows what tomorrow will hold.

In my case I was doing things at 24 that many guys will never do! Shit I didn't even think I'd live to 40yo, let alone the 50years I have! IMO those of you who assume things will be 'better' later are making a Big mistake!

I think the people who have The "it will never happen to me" mentality and have never suffered from life's abilty to fuck up ALL your plans, are quite naive. IME people will fail more than they succeed -- how did Yoda put it, something like "Im a master becoz I've failed at more things than you have even tried"

I've noticed a trend with the younger people who have had comfortable lives to assume things will continue that way, until the day they don't.

When that day comes and the shit hits, if they don't have a realistic POV and have developed their 'inner strength' to cope with the unexpected problems coming their way, they will crumble.

There is ONLY "now" ... to assume you will be around and/or the years (shit days) to come will be the same as the one's that have passed is IMO a mistake; "expectations are the basis for disappointment' so the only thing you can reasonably 'expect' is the unexpected.

And this applies even more in 2016 than it ever has, for the world is changing at a rapid pace and the things many take for granted now are not guaranteed to stay the same. Life Is Change, and those who don't change with it will find this out the hard way.

How many of you are involved with things that didn't even exist 15yrs ago? Of the top of my head I can think of several things, from 'social media' and hooking up online, to 3-D printing and driverless cars. Not to mention, wars, climate changes, swathes of refugees and a widening gap between the rich and the poor, unemployment due to technology creating jobsolescence, etc etc.

And many of those things are 'good' things, But, how will you consider an AI that makes all the knowledge you worked hard for in college obsolete ergo useless? What use is there in having a degree in something that's no longer viable? Many of you have them, you just don't know it yet!

i.e. many of you guys are doing jobs you assume you can keep as long as you do 'good work'. This is naive thinking. Time and time again game changing events have occurred and very few people gave them any mind, only to find out the hard way their 'expectations' were unfounded.

Anyone who thinks AI's and autonomous machinery isn't going to make significant changes to the way we currently live and work, is naive. If you think the world we live in is going to be the 'same' in 10yrs, think again!

AI's and new technology aside, People don't expect to have a car crash, but they happen all the time. People don't plan on getting sick with cancer/heart disease, but they do, all the time! You'd be surprised at the amount of very fit athletes who die from things like heart attacks/strokes or other serious illness'

Do you think the guy who was fucking that chicken behind a rock even considered the possibility the rock would crush him? (and someone would take a photo that would embarrass his family for years to come?!)

Not to mention the myriad of health issues which will fuck up your day quick smart. Nobody "plans" on getting cancer or breaking their leg and the consequences of the same. Or closer to home. some crazy bitch making false rape allegations at you! If you think that's not going to fuck up most of your "plans", think again.

How often do we hear of some girl lying to get her way? I'd bet good money the guys who're posting in "relationship advice" or "deadbedrooms" never thought they would be!

There's no shortage of guys here with stories of unexpected events causing them major problems. How many guys who get 'divorce raped' see it coming? And even IF they do/did, that doesn't mean they will escape the repercussions. No.

I have known a lot (>20) people who's "plans" literally disappeared after an event which took seconds to happen; accidents, disease, job losses, there are many things which can/will either delay or completely destroy one's plans. Including a guy who was crushed by a boulder while searching for 'thunder eggs' -- I shit you not!

And the craziest part of that was some people had warned him about exactly that happening But he told them they were stupid to think it would happen to him, "I'm really experienced and careful so that will never happen to me" -- yet it did.

I'm not trying to diss your post OP, I'm just trying to get you guys to open your minds to the possibility that things won't go according to your plans. IME the more people in your life who have the ability to affect yours, i.e. teachers, bosses, close friends, lovers, clients etc, the less 'control' you have over what will happen.

TL:DR: Live for today, for tommorow never comes and the only time you can DO something, is Now' -- do not assume and especially do not assume you know what will be in the future, you don't and to think so is only setting yourself up to fail/suffer the consequences of such arrogance.

Source: Me. I can look back on my life and see that I had NO idea that many of the things which have happened, would. Even in the past 5yrs I have been surprised several times with things that 5yrs ago had you told me were going to happen to me, I would have said 'you're crazy'

Philhelm · 2016-03-19T21:43:39+00:00

That's the road I'll be taking. In fact, I'm in the process of moving my stuff out while my wife is at work. Cruel, cruel freedom!

The__Tren__Train · 2016-03-19T04:07:00+00:00

did these women have wedding bands on?

that would be hilarious

chocobaby · 2016-03-19T03:43:14+00:00

Bam! Hit them right in the feelz...lol. Good for u. Women are trained from birth that their vagina, and related female-ness, is their only value. If you're not buyin'... They're up shit creek.

Number1ricky · 2016-03-19T12:34:54+00:00

You're on the wrong path. YET THEY ARE AT THE SAME FUCKING BAR TRYING TO HIT ON YOU

2016-03-19T05:33:23+00:00

''right path'' lol, well said.

RPRedhead · 2016-03-19T20:22:11+00:00

Astounding. This strikes me as a great example of solipsism. They cannot even begin to understand what hypocrites they are.

FourNominalCents · 2016-03-19T21:19:30+00:00

Normally I'd call nuking a hamster overkill, but well done.

combatmechanic · 2016-03-19T21:47:06+00:00

In my 20's and 30's I worked on my career, now it's paying me back.

2016-03-20T01:30:01+00:00

Nice, but remember this: if you smash a woman's pride, she will not respond the way a man does. A man might ruminate on it and turn it over, searching for truth and perhaps a way to better himself. Sure, he might try to pay you back, but usually in a tit-for-tat kind of way. Men like justice.

A woman will take a shit on your soul. You can get away with what you just did here because you may never see these bints again, but to any woman you see on a regular basis and have to interact with, never nuke the hamster. Women (and BP men) have the hamster for a reason. If they could deal with themselves honestly, they wouldn't need it.

edit: this is easy if you understand why this is. In the SMP, the only currency a woman has is herself. That's usually enough because vaginas are valuable. But she has to give bits of herself away during every transaction. A man has way more diversity: himself, his wealth, status, intelligence, usefulness. All these he can trade on. Exposure is far worse for women because it devalues the only thing they can trade with.

GrandpaLeiho · 2016-04-01T12:24:46+00:00

"my future wife hasn't been born yet"

1991Kira · 2016-04-04T09:12:24+00:00

"What's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Hope you finished your drink and passed them the ice to help soothe that massive burn.

lumberjackinla · 2016-03-19T15:54:27+00:00

Pump and Dump man. Dont explain anything to them. Women have an understanding level of a 5 year old.

favours_of_the_moon · 2016-03-19T05:45:04+00:00

Should've gone for the menage.

myschadenfreude · 2016-03-19T21:40:15+00:00

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

slow clap Also very true. They think what that are doing is harmless. If you are in a relationship and do that it's disrespect; I do not accept disrespect.

2016-03-19T12:19:58+00:00

You gave them so much cognitive dissonance lmao.

She's like Sarah let's go, I don't like this realization.

BluepillProfessor · 2016-03-19T20:18:01+00:00

No threesome? A damn shame.

Stythe · 2016-03-19T14:05:12+00:00

If I could go back 10 years and learn all this then I'd do it in a heartbeat. I would have rather spent 5 years focused for the payoff then party and make no progress. I'm still lucky that I learned it when I did, but no one is going to take that away. I don't care if idiots like those or my own family. No one worthwhile tells you how to be.

Also good job mocking them. That'll grind their gears for a bit, hahaha.

gonorealover · 2016-03-19T08:16:56+00:00

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

You raped the women's rights outta those 2 whores lol . Fuck them .

bipbophil · 2016-03-19T22:33:40+00:00

Lol when ever I tell women like this I'm single they imedeitly ask if I'm gay

HydRO-7 · 2016-03-19T23:07:35+00:00

Great comeback OP. Have an upvote.

2016-03-20T03:07:58+00:00

This was a good laugh lol thank you

2016-03-20T03:34:09+00:00

"what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Good for you man! That probably left them speechless because of the truth that statement holds.

2016-03-20T14:50:36+00:00

Wow! This post is fire! Way to tell those hags off! I literally laughed at the part where you called then out on hitting on guys half their age!

TuckerP · 2016-03-20T20:55:49+00:00

Thanks for the laugh. I'm glad you set them straight haha

oldrunnerguy · 2016-03-30T14:56:34+00:00

I wish I had the presence of mind to come up with such a spot-on reply. Great post.

dandar4600 · 2016-03-19T14:10:57+00:00

I said, "what's the right path? Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?"

Lol, your wit is off the charts. Well played sir.

2016-03-19T12:04:54+00:00

It's like with the medusa robots in The Matrix, when they noticed that Neo got free and tried to put him back in "his place" on the plantation.

2016-03-19T16:04:20+00:00

Is it wrong that I've fucked scandalous women that threw pussy at me like that in the past?

Probably on some level, but fuck it.

cuntbh · 2016-03-19T16:22:45+00:00

One of the 48 laws of power:

think what you want, but act as others do

You're probably doing the right thing by not dating, but if you say "I don't have one at the moment", you're not lying, and not making yourself a target. By saying that you're doing your own thing, you make yourself a target to them, so they criticise you for not dating.

Sure, it doesn't matter what they think of you, but it's nice to go to a bar and not have to put up with dramatic bitches.

ToTheSummit · 2016-03-19T19:43:44+00:00

Getting married so in 15 years my wife and her friend can go out on girls night and hit on men half their age?" (which is what they were doing)

DAmnnn dude should have not open TRP in a saturday morning....

kappy_the_kike · 2016-03-19T04:29:10+00:00

I would of tried to do a car date with one of them. OR both.

Yankee_Fever · 2016-03-19T17:50:44+00:00

Maybe if you hadn't been so stupid you could have fucked both of them behind the dumpster. I know people generally like to announce to the world that they are different, but the smartest person in the room is the one that plays stupid and quiet

Scottysmoosh · 2016-03-19T18:31:57+00:00

You probably don't need anyone telling you this, but I think the path you are on is a far more mature path (especially considering your age). Most men in their early to mid 20s would lie, cheat and break hearts to get into someones pants. Not saying that you don't, but from this story it sounds like you've got a solid head on your shoulders and know what you want. I wish I could send this post to my 24 year old self. I would have saved myself, and others, a lot of head/heart ache.

jamesc1071 · 2016-03-19T13:30:19+00:00

I think you have misread the situation.
The women came over because they wanted some company or some drinks.
They attempted to mess with you a little bit.
Instead of treating them with amused mastery, you justified yourself.
They left because you were boring.

Oftowerbroleaning · 2016-03-19T07:30:35+00:00

I don't disagree, but what do you get out of this exchange? You've made made them feel bad (not that I care about them), and ... what?

bbm72 · 2016-03-19T15:25:51+00:00

Good report.

Btw, why waste any years?

FrameWalker · 2016-03-19T15:38:34+00:00

When you agree and amplify instead of explain its more fun

The__Tren__Train · 2016-03-19T20:48:05+00:00

I wonder where things would have gone if you had played along..

who knows, you might have gotten a couple post-wall fwb's (:

Entropy-7 · 2016-03-19T06:21:44+00:00

If you can find a quality woman, a value-added woman, then it makes perfect sense to lock her down and build your life with her.

How old are these sluts?

When I was your age I had a unicorn put everything on the table and I did not bite. I can't be bothered with regrets but she went on to lock down a BB and now 20 years later she has two daughters and a great life in New England. (Plus, she basically looks the same as 20 years ago.)

Your path is your path, but don't limit your options because you feel footloose and fancy-free.

foldpak111 · 2016-03-19T04:41:12+00:00

After working my brutal, dangerous job followed by a 60 min swim/30 min sauna/20 min ice bath, if some used up whores gave me shit about the slightest anything at my local bar I'd just have the bartender throw them out. I am a high-quality individual. I don't have time for any of that.

ItsTheHomeWrecker · 2016-03-19T13:00:39+00:00

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Oftowerbroleaning · 2016-03-19T05:36:36+00:00

Dude I would never tell someone to be a cuck, but you can still have a girlfriend and fuck hot girls without being a cuck. Don't miss out on that, its a great part of life.

saml01 · 2016-03-19T11:11:37+00:00

Sounds like a couple of friends enjoying a girls night decided to have some fun with the loner at the bar and instead found a righteous asshole that assumes too much.

You can choose to live your life any way you like but there's no reason to don't be a dick about it.

Blue_Nightmare · 2016-03-19T17:29:01+00:00

seems like you could've deflected and gotten in their pants or at least had some fun rather than driving them away.

RaindropCamo · 2016-03-19T17:04:55+00:00

Who gives a fuck about a conversation you had with "2 old sluts"? I don't blame them for walking away; if I don't wanna hear your bullshit, I don't imagine that any woman would want to hear it, either.

And let it be known... you are on the wrong path.

swan1114 · 2016-03-19T18:14:10+00:00

Why be bitter about it though? You missed a perfect opportunity to work on your flirting skills. You don't have to follow through.