I Met an Orbiter (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Saintmyname

One of my girls moved in with some 400 pound neck beard who's always buying her drinks. She mocks him in private company. I have other GFs and we're not exclusive and he knows that.

Last night he said to me, "I hope you're not intimidated by her being with me."

I wanted to laugh so hard and let him know how much she is going to take advantage of him financially and emotionally, that he's going to have to listen to her scream through his walls as I fuck her and that he has no shot at anything short of a pity fuck but I couldn't. He was so proud to have that pathetic moment.

So I just said, "Thanks for worrying about my feelings. You're such a nice guy."

[–]FairlyNaive 558 points559 points  (63 children)

It would be funny if it wasnt so sad.

[–]-sr71 157 points158 points  (53 children)

I let a girl convince me to go visit a different city with her even though i actually really did want to go because i would get great display pictures out of this outing lol. A photographer orbiter of hers from literally the opposite end of the country had come to see her.

He rented the car paid for gas. Had a professional camera took our pictures.

He'd keep touching and trying to engage her in convo while she rolled her eyes behind his back and smirked at me.

We snuck away from him and another friend of hers, while he was trying to follow us with his drone camera trying to see what we were up to.

He'd share stories of his previous Heartbreak's to evoke her sympathy the whole thing was so sad.

And at the end of the day he even insisted to pay for all of our food. The whole time the girl and her friend were talking shit being his back telling me stories about how he got dumped by his girlfriend how he was such a loser all the while taking advantage of his generosity and photography skills.

A month later he sent her the developed pics with none of my alone pics in them lol.

Like you said it would have been funny if it wasn't so sad.

[–]PoppinMadPillz 123 points124 points  (1 child)

"We snuck away from him and another friend of hers, while he was trying to follow us with his drone camera trying to see what we were up to."


[–]amdc 36 points37 points  (42 children)

I've read these stories and remembered my friend telling stories about how his gf is having couple of (as he referred to) 'fans' buying her shit in video games while knowing she's taken. Somehow they don't realise they're being exploited and think they have a *chance*

[–]sharp7 45 points46 points  (31 children)

I think they deep down know they are being exploited. But when you have extra money you want to give it to things you like. And they like the pretty girl. They want to see more pretty girls in the world and less ugly fucks like them. Its just like how beta apes still help the females and the alpha. They can't fuck anyone but at least they get to help the community. They get to choose which girl to give their money to and thats enough for them.

So fucking sad. God damn it. I only understand because of my own self loathing.

[–]ASunCame 20 points20 points [recovered]

Yeah, I've definitely done this. The only thing I really have to offer is (a very modest amount of) money, and I'd rather be in the company of a woman than alone. Pathetic as hell, I know.

[–]anangryterrorist 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Many of us have been there, man. It happens, we learn, we grow. Don't let it keep you down, just try and not let it happen again.

[–]2chazthundergut 18 points19 points  (10 children)

Well, a little money can go a long way in Tijuana. I've learned this beautiful lesson recently myself. And it definitely takes some of the sting of loneliness away when you have a 20 year old Chica sucking your dick.

Start saving up the money you'd normally blow on women who you already know aren't going to fuck you, and start planning a trip to Mexico or the Phillipines or Thailand. You can change your life!

[–]KimJongUntzUntz 20 points21 points  (9 children)

Foreign women are infinitely better than American woman anyways. They know and understand their place in the hierarchy. They know how to cook and clean and cater to their provider in every way, and dont have any dillusions of 'equality' that US women seem to think they deserve.

Some guys snicker at those who go to faraway places and bring back a tasty oriental prize. They think that the girl is with him only because he is her ultimate meal ticket out of her shit hole country...and they are right.

While many here at RP say never commit and never have kids, I dont think that is the right formula for everyone. I for one do want kids one day...and I would like a woman to do the dirty work in raising them; while I take my boy fishing and hunting and play tea time with my daughter and read her stories, just as it should be.

What they fail to realize, unlike us who have swallowed the pill, is that all women view you as their meal ticket. American woman just think they can eat at the buffet and not do any of the dishes.

[–]getRedPill 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They know and understand their place in the hierarchy. They know how to cook and clean and cater to their provider in every way, and dont have any dillusions of 'equality' that US women seem to think they deserve.

Yeah, no. You spoil them anyway

[–]1nzgs 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Women really aren't that different around the world, seems to be a myth I read a lot on the internet. They have a greater respect for the feminine gender role but they are just as materialistic, shallow and hypergamous, in fact often MORE hypergamous since they are more financially dependent on a man.

[–]1james-watson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only thing females respect is strength. Show any weakness and they'll gut you for everything you're worth.

They're the same everywhere, because they're homo sapiens.

Historically, they were confined to the home because men refused to deal with their foolishness when running an empire which was competing against other empires. The empire with women running around in the military and other government institutions would be the one that got crucified by their enemies first.

Weak men let this happen. It has always been men who kept women in line. Women will always resist like a child that doesn't know whats best for it, but men must always put them in their place. Firmly, but from a desire to protect and nurture.

This is how civilization developed. Without it, you have the mud huts of Sub Saharan Africa.

[–]Gagnostopoulos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of us have been there, fam. But admitting there's a problem is the first step to solving it.

[–]bigdickbanditss 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Whenever my friends begin ranting about how effeminate the Western world is and how we need to change it I always scoff and say "Why? We need betas to keep paying for our girls."

Betas are good for society and good for alphas. I'd rather have only me and a handful of other guys know what's actually happening. That way there's more for us.

[–]sharp7 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Very true. In the past pre-internet simple red-pill truths would be hidden as much as possible. Knowledge is power, and its best to not share it for your own self interest.

But this is the short term solution. In the long run I feel like this society will crumble and we will end up like japan where no one reproduces and Betas just obsess over video games and fantasy. You can only get someone to run for an invisible carrot for so long.

[–]donaldcicc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They would be better using that money they are spending on these girls on a working girl instead. Or even a sugar baby arrangement. At least those are quid pro quo and they are getting something back on their investment.

[–]icecow 1 point2 points  (4 children)

They are paying for the suspension of disbelief and hope. They see having an unscratched lottery ticket as having a chance.

Lesson Learned: Trying to see things in terms of probability is bluepill much of the time, a lot more than people think.

[–]sharp7 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How is probability bluepill? I feel like its the opposite. People who think "at least I got to roll the dice!" are fucking retarded. Red pill is all about discipline and truth, accurate probabilities.

[–]icecow 5 points6 points  (2 children)

For giggles, search Youtube for Dumb and Dumber 'There's a Chance'

It's the widespread misinterpretation of probability. Smart people start doing this (see video). If someone starts seeing the world around them in terms of probability they have mathematically jumped the shark. For one, they don't have enough facts to estimate the probability. Example. Guys says, 'Odds go up to 70% if I wear a nice shirt'. Hey guy shuddup and wear a nice shirt and forget the math. His math stinks.

[–]CQC3 4 points5 points  (9 children)

While it's true that women enable and bring on these things, it's also true that if they didn't do anything that it would happen anyways. Back in my XBL days I knew this girl that would pretty much get free MS points (online currency for anyone who doesn't know) for nothing. She never sent the guy anything, did anything etc. These guys just do this shit, they love buttering up women or serving them.

The new version of this is these girls who have figured out you can make some extra cash streaming on twitch. Funny, the cam girls these days don't even have to get naked, they just need to play video games and talk to the viewers and they will get a shit ton of donations.

None of the stream girls I've seen are good at the games they play, I mention this because if you want to be a successful male streamer you either need to be famous elsewhere, have gotten in during the "goldrush" period of twitch (before oversaturation), or just be either outlandishly good (pro level) or have a very entertaining persona/online social circle in which viewers can vicariously experience socializing (sad but this vicarious living is not gaming exclusive)

I've been keeping my eye on this for quite some time. I find it fascinating what trends have developed in the template for running a successful YT channel or stream, they're extremely telling of the times we live in.

As usual on the internet, people either get unnecessarily angry at girls online or unnecessarily friendly. I hate both groups equally because they're one in the same.

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[–]amdc 1 point2 points  (3 children)

There are couple semi-famous streamer girls in where I live and most of them (if not all) are just fishing for donations and using bots to rise to the top.*

Needless to say, they are very boring to watch regardless of their skill. Streamer makes his stream fun to watch, not the game they're playing. same thing goes for letsplays.

* It's acctually pretty easy to see if streamer using bots or not.

  • If you see 500+ 'people' watching stream and chat is dead = they are not people

  • If you go to their socialblade.com page and see this = bots

  • If you go to their twitch page and see only 130k views with 5k followers = it should at least raise some concerns

It was a bit of off-topic rant, sorry for that

[–]CQC3 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Most of them are honestly not even above average. That was probably my first dose of TRP before I even knew it. Even when I was BP as fuck, I knew that girls sucked ass at games.

[–]GIGANTIC_NIGGER_DICK 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can you expand more on the vicarious living part?

[–]CQC3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just look for signs of primary experiences being replaced by shittier second tier ones.

Instead of socializing themselves and making friends, they watch people do Lets Plays (which are essentially selling friendship). LP's are just a way people vicariously experience couch gaming with buddies. Although, I will say there is something more to the concept as entertainment based on who does it.

Same with twitch streams, instead of socializing or PLAYING the games themselves, they watch others play while they indulge in what others think on the internet and socialize there.

More so, all these streams and channels have taken the template that I believe was popularized by the #1 YT'er PewDiePie and they all have some dumbass name for their audience. Bro Army, Minions, etc. And if you sub you can be a part of that group, that's how it is framed. It plays on people's need to belong to groups.

Similarly people indulge in TV and Movies and even brag about binge watching shows which is essentially giving yourself a huge dose of fantasy where you are a floating eye that watches the lives of others being lived. Sure, movies and TV have been around, but never so immediately and at our finger tips.

Instead of watching fireworks at least 80% of the people see them through the recording that they take on their phone which they'll never watch. Instead of watching the game, many people's eyes will drift to the TV screen in the stadium to see the action that is happening literally right in front of them. Reality television is nothing more than a hyper real version of glorified socializing with a lot of drama. Etc.

[–]user_none 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Man, that is savage as hell on the part of the girl and her friend.

I've had a few women orbiters in the past and they wanted to do things for me, cook, etc. Besides normal friendly type interaction I couldn't bring myself to use them like in your story.

[–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 325 points326 points  (22 children)

"Thanks for worrying about my feelings. You're such a nice guy."

Ooooh, stone cold. That's an ice burn.

[–][deleted] 158 points159 points  (0 children)

An insult straight to his face he took as a compliment. That's how it's done.

[–]sharp7 41 points42 points  (19 children)

God I get so mad when anyone calls me nice.

[–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 72 points73 points  (4 children)

Probably the butthurt you're showing. Nice guys get mad a lot. Get your IDGAF up to lvl 1 and then see how you're doing.

[–]1jb_trp 26 points27 points  (3 children)

Exactly. NiceGuys give others too much power over them. It's pathetic. The less you're affected by other's opinions of you, their acceptance, their approval, and the more you approve yourself, the more empowered you'll be.

Is it any wonder why everyone (including feminists) loathe NiceGuys? The use so much effort and resources to gain things that don't really matter: Other's acceptance of themselves. It can be in the form of attention, Facebook likes, sex, etc. But in the end it's all the same. Respect can't be purchased, only earned.

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Plug for No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover

[–]B_Rawb 20 points21 points  (7 children)

Why? I enjoy being called nice, it means the company I'm keeping hasn't caught on yet. Take it as a compliment.

[–]sharp7 6 points7 points  (6 children)

You sure? I feel like it means "I can take advantage of you for free." The worst is ehen they say they like you because your nice. And people like that really do mean it. Soon as you stop giving them free attention they get pissed.

[–]B_Rawb 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It really depends on context, I guess. Personally I think it means you're socially competent enough to not raise any read flags. "I like you because you're nice" is a bit different. Nice is pretty subjective though. Now if someone says "you're always there for me." "You're like a brother to me" then you're likely on the wrong side of the track, especially with a romantic interest.

[–]sharp7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True its also just one of the vaguest compliments. Still every time Ive heard it, bad shit happened. And all the times good stuff happened it was never mentioned.

[–]BuddhistSC 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Not everyone's a sociopath. All of my friends are pretty nice and I'm pretty nice too. Being actually nice isn't the "nice guy" meme. You don't have to be a literal dickhead to be alpha, if you genuinely enjoy being a good person.

edit: As others have said, context/tone are very important.

[–]1james-watson 3 points4 points  (1 child)

The word you're looking for is dignified, or honorable.

Men less than a century ago would be extremely polite, until you disrespected them. Then you'd be dueling for your honor.

"Nice" is a very poorly defined term. In common parlance it means pushover, spineless, or pussified. You can be an honorable man, but that doesn't make you weak.

[–]DownvotesCatposts 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Okay listen. I was right there with you. I hated being called nice because that meant I was a nice guy and whatever chemistry thought I had with a girl was just me reading in to things. Until this one night. I was at a bar with a few friends and to make a long story short it was near the end of the night and she and I had already put back a few shots. The memory is a bit hazy but she said "you're nice" in some context and I stopped, sighed, and said thanks. She then said "What? Being nice isn't a bad thing. It's a very good thing." But I still didn't believe her, and I distanced myself. Had I known then that The Medium Is The Message, and that her proximity to me, her constant eye contact, the way she said it was the actual message, I could've probably taken her home that night. But no - I cockblocked myself because I got hung up on a dumb little word that I was always told was bad. And mutual friends confirmed as much. "Nice Guys Finish Last" except when the tight little Italian cutie in front of you is looking for (what she thinks is) a Nice Guy, wants to keep drinking with this Nice Guy, wants to fuck this Nice Guy.

So don't get triggered by a stupid word like "nice". It's like a hot girl asking you if you're gay. She doesn't think you're gay,it's a shit test to see if you're really that confident in your outfit (which she is clearly noticing).

[–]CQC3 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You were so candid about what irritates you.

What a nice guy.

[–]Ifuckinglovepron 48 points49 points  (11 children)

I cant imagine a decent girl living with a 400lb neckbeard even for free rent. I'm gonna guess she is a 5 or below and trashy.

[–]Scrubstepcat 22 points23 points  (9 children)

My mom was a solid 8, had me at a super young age and left my (already well off) Dad for a super rich 400lb neckbeard

[–]butiwasdrunk 40 points41 points  (3 children)

did you just rate your own mom on a scale?

[–]enjoyit7 10 points11 points  (1 child)

More money less competition time to swing branches.

[–]teeelo 3 points4 points  (1 child)

See, it's people like you that I want to hear more from.

It's like you got a crash course in TRP at an early age.

[–]cs_throwawayyy 103 points104 points  (5 children)

Plot Twist: Your girl has a fetish for dominating big guys and he is fucking her everyday.

[–]FlintShaman 33 points34 points  (1 child)

That's an M.Night level twist right there.

[–]Corndog_Enthusiast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But have you seen Signs??? Barely anything happens...

[–]privatejohngarrett 9 points10 points  (1 child)

I know a guy and a girl who both have a fetish for gigantic people. The guy actually was upset that his gf kept losing weight and told her if she didn't stop he would break up with her. She kept dieting and working out and he dumped her. A mutual friend who worked on his computer and saw his messages and all sorts of fat chick porn sites is how we found out.

[–]RealMcGonzo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is there a way to scrub posts you have read from your memory? TIA.

[–]DownvotesCatposts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, it's like a double-Beta fakeout.

[–]1skittles_man 51 points52 points  (10 children)

It's amazing to see this stuff in action. There is nothing more insufferable than a white knight defending his fair maiden's honor. Shit man, I've had my fair share of issues, which led me to TRP; but I never orbited a chick. Keep doing God's work by fucking her, he'll eventually wake up and his breakfast will taste sweeter and all that shit.

[–]evilpuke 4 points5 points  (7 children)

I have. Looking back it was pretty much verbatim of what everybody says on here of red pill theory. I was a being an emotional crutch and I was never more than a friend and would never be anything else.

[–]wiseprogressivethink 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Yeah, I've been there. Pity fucks are a real thing, actually. Exceedingly rare, though.

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[–]wiseprogressivethink 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Eh, not in detail.

Basically, I was the world's biggest beta orbiter/emotional tampon for this slutty chick when we were both teenagers, and I guess in order to quell my endless mewling (and to keep up my false hopes that she'd eventually be with me) she threw me the occasional BJ. She usually would do it right around the time I started talking to another girl, so I'm not even entirely sure it counts as pity head; it may have been some weird form of beta dread game. I dunno. All I know is that as soon as the act was completed, she wasn't at all interested in kissing/cuddling/holding hands; she wanted the "relationship" back at completely platonic, stat.

[–]darkrood 6 points7 points  (2 children)

TIL: platonic friends give occasional BJ

[–]ThrowyMcGruder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At 400 lbs I bet his breakfast already tastes pretty sweet.

[–]taracus 113 points114 points  (57 children)

Im not sure Im completely following your post, one of your plates moved in with an orbiter and everybody in the story are aware of the fact that you are sleeping with her (including other women)?

To be honest I would have been a bit put off by sleeping with a woman I know just blew a 400 pound neckbeard to have a roof over her head or am I missing something?

[–]SPICY_BUTT_MILK 71 points72 points  (17 children)

Simple roommate situation, sounds like.

[–]taracus 24 points25 points  (2 children)

This makes sense, I think the whole "she is with me" comment made me think she was actually "with" him.

[–]TheRedLadle 4 points5 points  (1 child)

That's how I initially read it.

It was probably more along the lines of, "yeah you two are a 'thing', but look who she chose to live with out of us two - looks like me and her will be a 'thing' soon"

[–]akolyteofthecentury 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In his mind they were together, she just didnt know it yet. He had it all figured out: the big "I love you too, have forever. Oh how could i not see it for so long?", the proposal, wedding, kids, growing old together - the kind of disney-esque shit.

Much like a girl who will break up with you and let you know a few days/weeks/months later when she's all set to hit that big ol' "EJECT" button, only in reverse.

[–]PlanB_pedofile 35 points36 points  (13 children)

Gah.... the whole co habitate with female that you are not fucking... such cuckery.

Poor sap will be with his ponies and warcraft while this chick is getting anal from dudes she met at a bar.

I know living is tough these days, but i would live out of my car than with a woman roommate

[–]JaredTheGreat 42 points42 points [recovered]

I'm 26 and have a female roommate. I'm not sure if you think you've got to spend a ton of time with them, but I just poach her friends and keep to myself. Hasn't been an issue yet.

[–]detachedbymarriage 31 points32 points  (2 children)

I don't see the big deal.

You have the boundaries, have nothing to do with her other than share bills, who gives a shit if the roommate is male or female?

As long as she doesn't get in the way what you bring home or turn you into a emotional tampon, you're good.

[–]FlintShaman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have to agree with you on this one. I see no issue with it unless she try to turn you into BoyfriendLite. If she starts trying to pull that shit then uproot and GTFO. She can find her cuck somewhere else.

[–]Donuteater780 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Realistically, you do tend to interact with people who you live with. I hate having other people in the house if you don't talk to them much.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Not everyone hates women as much as you do I guess. Shit, in college I lived with 3 sorority girls in a house for one summer. They were shit talkers and annoying as hell at times, but it wasn't such a bad scenario. We would party together, and I had a lot of fun. Sure I didn't bang any of them, but it's not like I didn't bang their friends. Perhaps that's "cuckery" (nice meme btw), but fucking your roommates sounds like a shit show.

[–]Donuteater780 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Don't screw the crew. Ever.

[–]PlanB_pedofile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mostly the annoyance factor. Dealing with the chick drama even if you only use the place to sleep.

I never roommated like that unless it was a relationship.

To each their own I guess. My age showing again.

[–]God_Mode_Challenge 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Get ready for this one...Liked a girl, told her, got rejected, took at job with her anyway, asked her to move in with me cuz maybe she will get to know and love me right?!, girl proceeds to fuck new boyfriend in my house and phone him on the bus to work everyday while sitting next to me. Yet I still watched netflix with her most nights after work and did back rubs. That was a different life though. This sub literally changed the course of my life more than any other factor.

[–]SPICY_BUTT_MILK 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell, I was thinking it's weird on her part for willingly living with this fucko. I think we need to get a look at this chick.

[–]Uptonogood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I heard from friends who had girls as roommates at some point in tiime, is that they can be disgustingly unhigienic. Hearing the dude talk about it was like he went through a warzone or something.

[–]Grimsterr 41 points42 points  (21 children)

Sounds like she's living with but not fucking him. If so he's no longer just an orbiter, he's more like a full on moon. Trapped for eternity in her magnetic pull.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points  (12 children)

At 400lb it's not magnetism, it's gravity.

[–]Grimsterr 44 points45 points  (10 children)

Wouldn't that make HER the orbiter? :D

[–]the_number_2 41 points42 points  (4 children)

There's no room for science in metaphors.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 20 points21 points  (0 children)

All I know is, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

[–]kinklianekoff 7 points8 points  (2 children)

maybe she is above 400 lbs.

[–]Grimsterr 13 points14 points  (1 child)

OP got some splainin to do!

[–]Donuteater780 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It could be like Pluto and Charon. They basically orbit as a pair around the sun.

[–]runikepisteme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as a former fat guy . I can confirm this .

[–]WAFC 9 points10 points  (7 children)

She's living with him and not telling anyone she's fucking him. He seems to think they're together in some capacity. Listening to her actions, I'd say there's a better than decent chance they do something sexual.

[–]recoveringPHPDev 12 points13 points  (3 children)

To be fair though, a lot of niceguys don't know the difference between being with someone and orbiting them. Or at the very least they think that orbiting is stage 0 of a relationship.

[–]FlintShaman 6 points7 points  (2 children)

When in reality it's like stage -5

[–]recoveringPHPDev 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It's stage √(-1). Imaginary.

[–]FlintShaman 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stage i bro. Gotta love them imaginary numbers, like his imaginary sexlife.

[–]Docbear64 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I get how you could see the scenario this way but as a former blue pill gent I can definitely tell you that when you are starved of a womans' attention it doesn't take much for you to claim " ownership" . At one point my ex girlfriend had me as an orbiter and was dating a guy she cheated on me with . I was so deluded that the fact she had late night conversations with me , asked me to defend her honor when some creep was calling her phone ( her actual Cheat partner / boyfriend was not masculine just different and couldn't be intimidating) , and gave me quiet "I love you"'s in secret while posting about how much she adored the new guy fed my male hamster thoroughly.

I was so consumed by the idea that ANY attention still made her mine that I couldn't see that clearly I was just a nice little compliment to the dude she actually wanted . Never underestimate blue pill conditioning .

As a logical man it's hard to believe how foregone and deluded a beta can be but having lived on both sides of the spectrum i KNOW just how desperate a beta can be . I think it comes from not understanding women at all and on top of that not having experience with women .

Acts of exploitation ( from women ) are seen as being protecting and coming across as a worthy guy ( to blue pill men) . That's why they revile alphas and red pill mentalities so much , when you try to buy off a woman with kindness and chivalry and then this smooth talking muscular asshole sweeps in uses her up and spits her out it makes no sense at all from a blue pill mindset . so they ascribe mystery and women just being overruled by their emotions when the fact of the matter is women love to fuck hot interesting men and betas are typically neither..

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[–]JourneymanTRP 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or that he's so pathetic he won't bother her for sex at all.

[–]Squeezymypenisy 14 points15 points  (10 children)

The only blowjob he is getting is in his waifu fantasies.

[–]Neuermann 7 points8 points  (9 children)

What is this waifu I keep seeing?

[–]spurdosparade 28 points29 points  (6 children)

Waifu is when a grown up man have a relationship with a fictional 2d character, usually from animes. It's like a wife, but in your head. Sometimes they buy a pillow of the said anime girl to sleep with.

source: me, reformed omega-otaku

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Never ever tell this story to anyone. Ever.

[–]Neuermann 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Kind of like the Dr from Archer? That's pretty funny.

[–]JourneymanTRP 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly like that except without the 3d projection and it's usually in at least somewhat of a joking manner. Usually..

[–]GetBenttt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a form of psychosis to me

[–]Squeezymypenisy 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Its a meme I saw on 4chan. Basically like body pillows and fake computer females that are often thought of as a "wife." For some really neckbeard types, they become real enough.

[–]August12th 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If she could find a 400lb mans dick I would just be impressed and so would everyone else involved

[–]1jb_trp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

just blew a 400 pound neckbeard to have a roof over her head

The beauty of the situation for her is that she doesn't have to touch him with a 10-foot pole to get the things that she wants. They're just "friends" (AKA he's her emotional tampon, provides financial support, etc.).

[–]JourneymanTRP 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I'm assuming she's a long term low maintenance lay. Those are good to keep in your back pocket, who cares if they blow the comic-book guy for an apartment to stay in.

[–]melxer 24 points25 points  (4 children)

that he's going to have to listen to her scream through his walls as I fuck her

Careful that he doesn't kill you and her while you're doing it, I would.

[–]3savoryprunes 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Wait, are you saying you would kill them if you were the neckbeard orbiter? Or are you saying (in Yoda speak) that you would be careful if you were OP?

[–]FlintShaman 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well I don't know what he's saying but I'm saying just make sure he doesn't try to sit on you while you sleep.

[–]human_enquirer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've had moments like that in my BP days; another man would validate something I said of did by saying "huaman_enquirer, you're such a nice guy." Even back then it felt weird but assumed I simply didn't know know the finer points of social interraction.

In reality it was more of a case of "if you don't have anything nice to say, say something nice and without substance."

He was so proud to have that pathetic moment.

Ahh, the little things in life.

[–]Saintmyname[S] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Some clarification for all: he may be more like 375. She looks like a typical big asses Latin pornstar but is white (I don't rank women by numbers). She is probably the third hottest of the six women I'm fucking . He is always with her when she goes out. Always! He keeps telling me to treat her right like this chick is actually dating me. She also has an ex fiancee she regularly fucks. I do not care what she does or who she does. I'm sorry if the post lacked details. I

[–]schmolch 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I can't decide whether girls are evil for doing this to a guy or just pitiful because they can't be alone. Is it both? Whatever, thank you god universe for not making me a woman.

[–]God_Mode_Challenge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

upvote for not believing in god

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was expecting a picture of the Space Shuttle.

[–]Bielzabutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These are the types of guys that end up committing suicide. At least he'll be there to be her emotional tampon so it won't come your direction at all.

[–]Hughtub 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of my girls recently moved in with me. I'm like 380lbs and have a neck beard. The guy she was with before, who thinks he still has her, is so easy to manipulate to make him think that I'm not actually stealing his girl. I'm a fuckin level 47 WoW player with lots of loot. I have a huge collection of midevil swords that any girl would drip over. I just need to bide my time and start wearing the right fedora hat that will make her mine.

[–]onepill_twopill 17 points18 points  (16 children)

Man that's just so sad. Put him out of his misery.....

I wanted to laugh so hard and let him know how much she is going to take advantage of him financially and emotionally

If it were me, I'd tell him this part so he can at least slowly learn the cruelty of the world and have a chance at not becoming her bitch. Alas, I'm not you, so do as you will.

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[–]AskYouEverything 17 points18 points  (5 children)

getting head from her in the living room and asking him to get you a beer from the fridge

Hahaha, that's an amazing image

[–]JourneymanTRP 7 points8 points  (3 children)

He'll still probably be convinced that he can swoop in later.

[–]mp111 9 points10 points  (2 children)

"I brought you a towel, m'lady."

[–]RobertCarraway 1 point2 points  (1 child)

"Let me dab his foul stench off your lip, m'lady."

[–]FlintShaman 9 points10 points  (3 children)

That's the way BP conditioning goes. Take logic away and replace with emotion. The only way they will learn anything is if you lace it full of feels for them.

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (2 children)

I find it kinda funny that you have to break a man so that he can become a better version of himself. Half the community comes here because they hit rock bottom. I guess it does get to a point where you can only go up.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Youre right. I work with ex military guys and they have very different ways of approaching their work to the other guys

[–]Redasshole 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why should he put him out of his misery? Who is this guy to him? He doesn't even know him. He isn't a friend or even an acquaintance. Plus ,the guy clearly views him as an adversary: he used this pathetic sentence because he thought iit would hurt OP.

But even if OP had a reason of helping him, he shouldn't. This guy won't listen. He will go back to SJW and white knight mode and try to harm him in order to get pussy from the girl.

Let that loser in his shit. The best thing that can happen to him is to get completely destroyed by this girl. Only a traumatic event can free one from the BP lies, and I'm sure this guy is BP as fuck.

[–]logicalthinker1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You're such a nice guy."

Damn that was brutal. He's gonna go home and be so happy with himself.

[–]Senior ContributorSkorchZang 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Vicious, vicious response. Well done

[–]TissueBabies 7 points8 points  (1 child)

His reply was so savage it hurt me a little bit.

[–]Endorsed Contributorbogeyd6 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Meh, this is a pretty low effort post.

[–]Swanksterino 2 points3 points  (1 child)

ooo, did you have to call him a nice guy? that just seems egregious.

[–]Saintmyname[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't think he cared. He was so happy.

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[–]ConfessionsofaLurker 38 points39 points  (7 children)

As a man, you should always choose to orbit something greater than a women center yourself instead of blindly following others

Look at the CEOs. The presidents. Hell, even the bro at the gym. They all share at least one thing in common. They don't orbit people. If anything, they orbit a higher power, wether that be money, power, or gains. Some even themselves. If you orbit someone, you are relinquishing your life to the thing you orbit. You give away your control and stability, and the best men don't do that.

[–]JourneymanTRP 10 points11 points  (1 child)

One of my plates told me that the reason she was enamored with me was because I "wasn't above the influence" but that I "was the influence"

This kind of fits in.

[–]ColdEiric 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's an excellent and clean way to explain TRP without outing yourself as a redpiller.

You should give your plate a cookie, or something, for that comment.

[–]Klokinator 5 points6 points  (3 children)

If I had money, you'd have reddit gold. That's a fantastic life philosophy.

[–]The_DogeWhisperer 13 points14 points  (2 children)

The lounge is absolutely useless. Don't give money to a website that would shut us down the second they had a good enough reason.

[–]Klokinator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

This (shitty) website gives you a popular platform to spread your views.

[–]The_DogeWhisperer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And they make ad revenue off of it. Welcome to the free market

[–]SPICY_BUTT_MILK 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So a nice framing hammer, or a sweet beer fridge in my shop.

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It shocks me how removed from reality this guy is. I feel terrible for him.

[–]FlintShaman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't. If he blatantly ignores the truth then feel good that there is someone to pay for all of her shit while you fuck her.

[–]yizolo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When I see guys like this I want to help them. I want to explain the things they don't understand. Then I realize it's not going to work. They want to keep believing that this is the best they can do. They don't have to work hard. They just have to believe that it will all work out. It's not until they are broken that they can be rebuilt.

It's the same with lifting. I'd rather tell guys I just got lucky with genetics and have a high metabolism than tell them I'm in the gym 6 days a week moving steel and limiting the junk I shove down my gullet to look like I do.

[–]JourneymanTRP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you get to 400lbs without 'breaking' I don't see any hope.

[–]nuesuh 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I should smile and laugh reading this, I didn't.

Even though that guy is a pathetic mess, I still feel bad for him. His life could have been so different.

Maybe it's nature. That some men falls into this role of eating fastfood, growing neckbeards and orbiting women that exploit their weakness and desires.

Maybe our society is just fucked. Maybe both.

[–]Saintmyname[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Our society is fucked, no doubt. And she leads him on, no doubt. And I could have been nicer, no doubt. But I couldn't make this asshole see the light if I harnessed a comet.

[–]greatslyfer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god I would have died laughing.

I swear you can't make this shit up.

[–]privatejohngarrett 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Let's not make assumptions and underestimate neckbeard. She wouldn't tell you if she was blowing him regularly for gifts and money anyway. Some girls have no shame. At the very least this fat fuck probably has cameras set up in her bedroom and in the bathroom. Incidentally, it's definitely bothering you on some level (because you posted and also the tone of your post) so who's really the loser here? Also, a pity fuck is still a fuck, but in reality, you have no idea to what degree she is getting physical with him. You're not actually just taking what she tells you at face value are you?

[–]Jaereth 3 points3 points [recovered]

It's funny when fat people don't know they are not, or pretend that they should be, taken as seriously as everyone else in everyday interactions.

Oh yeah dude, I'm sure now that she's in here you are going to get that pussy locked right down...

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (3 children)

You mean like single moms thinking they're hot and still good catches?

[–]JourneymanTRP 8 points9 points  (2 children)

This wildebeest at my old workplace told me she was pretty good looking for her age.

She was about 50 years old, 400 pounds, could barely walk, literally had to be sent home for shitting her pants on multiple occasions when she couldnt make it to the bathroom, face covered in moles and liver spots, and usually had the scent of McDonalds still hovering around her from whenever she last ate.

I wanted to tell her she didn't even look good for her weight class.

[–]ColdEiric 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wanted to tell her she didn't even look good for her weight class.

HAHAHAHA! This world hasn't got enough of people like you.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy dogshit, I don't have anything comparable to that. Shitting herself...

[–]privatejohngarrett 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If he has money, it doesn't matter how fat he is. Women will take him more seriously than a good looking guy with no money.

[–]1Jaereth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Different types of women. Who would you rather attract? Those who are looking for a provider they think they can lock down or those who are just looking for the hottest guy they can fuck?

[–]MGHOW_ATL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a straight face and sincere tone? Give this man the Oscar!

[–]idontwanttostart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is upsetting. I feel if it wasn't for luck, I would've been that guy... Fuck. Yeah. It ain't gonna go away. The anger.

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This is fucking vicious, I love it.

If I were you, I'd piss myself from laughing so much.

[–]Banned_For_Opinion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My immediate response to this situation is to get angry with the female for being so shallow and cavalier, but you can always trace the roots back to some sad pathetic lump of "man" that enables such behavior.

[–]1favours_of_the_moon 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You're supposed to say, "I just get her pussy, but YOU get her LOVE." And then act all broken hearted.

[–]aanarchist 0 points1 point  (1 child)

you shoulda just told him, throw a bro a bone. surely if you were him you'd want the bone.

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