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Red Pill Theory[Part 2 of 2] 40 Classic Shit Tests, What They Mean, and How to Pass Them (self.TheRedPill)

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NOTE: This post is intended for Red Pill readers who have a complete understanding of what a shit test is and why women use them. If you do not have this complete understanding, read this first: The Shit Test Encyclopedia

 

DISCLAIMER: While the following examples may be useful, you must understand that the best way to pass a shit test is through your attitude. Regurgitating a memorized line is still failing the test if it’s not convincing. You pass a shit test through your attitude, tone, and delivery. One thing we know about women is that they can smell a poser from a mile away. If you respond to shit tests with robotic, memorized lines, I promise she will be able to tell. That being said, I believe there is still immense value in seeing concrete examples of how you can handle shit tests as well as understanding what women really mean when they use them. Hence, this post:

 

Shit Tests Most Commonly Used by a Plate/LTR/Wife

 

1 “How many girls have you slept with?”

Translation: Am I sleeping with a high value man? Or have I been duped in sleeping with a man who other women don’t find attractive?

Response: “Today? I haven’t hit my quota yet” / “I’m a virgin” (especially funny if you’ve already slept with her)/ “I’m waiting until marriage” / “I lost track” / “763,219” / “A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell” (Never give a real answer)

 

2 “That guy over there/your friend is so hot”

Translation: Are you the type to get jealous?

Response: “Hey, don’t look at my boyfriend like that” / “He’s mine, bitch” / “His last girlfriend was chubby, maybe I should set you two up”

 

3 “Are you seeing other girls?”

Translation: Do you have options? Can you fuck other women?

Response: “Yes” (always yes if you haven’t given her your exclusive commitment)

 

4 “Who is [girl you’re texting]?”

Translation: Are other women competing for your attention? Are you a man with options?

Response: “My bingo partner”

 

5 She starts giving attention to/dancing with/flirting with another guy at a bar/party/event

Translation: Are you going to get jealous and mate guard?

Response: Dread game. Walk away and go dance/give attention to a hotter girl

 

6 Withholding sex: “I’m too tired” / “It’s too late” / “I’m not in the mood”

Translation: How much power do I have over you, and how much are you willing to do for access to my vagina?

Response: Withdraw your attention from her completely and step up your dread game. You cannot plead or bargain with her. This shit test has been covered in far greater detail in separate posts.

 

7 “Can you do for me?” / Get me ” / “You should buy me ___”

Translation: Are you a beta who I can walk all over? Can I make you my bitch? How many resources can I extract from you?

Response: “No”

 

8 “I want to dominate you / tie you up / be in control [during sex] this time”

Translation: Shut me down and prove that you’re the dominant one. (She doesn’t really want to dominate you. It’s similar to how some girls like to fight back during sex, just so you can overpower them. They enjoy being defenseless. It feeds into the rape fantasy that every girl has.)

Response: Be even more dominant and “punish” her for asking.

 

9 “I want you to stop texting/talking to [girl]”

Translation: Can I lock you down and cut off your other options? Are you so desperate for me that you’ll get rid of other girls just to keep me?

Response: “No”

 

10 “Hold my purse for me”

Translation: Can I make you my bitch or do you have self-respect?

Response: “No, I broke both my arms.” Now, if she’s seriously struggling with something, you can help her out. But the point is to not become one her personal concierge.

 

11 “I think we should breakup”

Translation: Will you be upset if I dump you? Or will you not care because you can replace me with another girl at a moment’s notice?

Response: “Okay, seeya later.” The key here is to act like you don’t give a shit. After all, you don’t, since you’re a high value man who can replace her.

 

12 “[Some guy] was hitting on me today”

Translation: Do you get jealous?

Response: “Is he seriously cheating on me?” / “He must have been hammered” / “Do you want me to drop you off at his house?”

 

13 “When are we going to be official?”

Translation: Can I pin you down or am I disposable because you have other options?

Response: “I’m already married. You’re just the side hoe.”

 

14 “You never listen to me”

Translation: You’re not validating me and giving me attention like other guys.

Response: “Wait, what did you say? I wasn’t listening”

 

15 “[Other guy] always does ___ for his girlfriend/wife. How come you never do that for me?”

Translation: Can I extract resources from you like that girl does with her beta boy-toy?

Response: “Because you’re not as hot as her”

 

16 “Were you checking out that girl?”

Translation: Stop embracing your masculinity and start catering to my female imperative.

Response: “I think I found your replacement” / “Why, does she make you feel insecure?”

 

17 “Is sex all you care about?” / “You only like me for sex”

Translation: Shame on you for embracing a masculine sexual strategy!

Response: “No, I care about blowjobs too” / “That’s not true. I like your ass, too”

 

18 “I wish you would open up more”

Translation: Do you have any weaknesses? Or are you capable of being my rock that cannot be moved?

Response: “You don’t even know my real name”

 

19 She texts you weeks, months, or years after she dumped you.

Translation: I want to confirm my own attractiveness/value. I want to prove that I was right to dump you by seeing how much you still pine for me.

Response: I advise not to reply at all, but if you do reply, wait at least a day. And remember, she is no longer a candidate for your commitment. You can invite her to a low-commitment activity that will lead to sex, but nothing more.


[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat 120 points121 points  (15 children)

11 “I think we should breakup”

Response: “Okay, seeya later.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9W_jW4e_uY

[–]Popular-Culture points points [recovered]

Brilliant episode.

If she hits you with the test breakup and you can pull this off, it's the ultimate mindfuck for her. Here's what goes through her head:

Omg, he doesn't care? I thought he would cry if I dumped him. Did he ever care about me? I bet he has another guy. Omg, she's definitely hotter than me. I need to fuck him now.

[–]CommunistOrange points points [recovered]

OP, why did you delete this post?

[–]354999556 points points [recovered]

[–]GalacticLinx 0 points1 point  (3 children)

do you have the part one please?

[–]Popular-Culture points points [recovered]

I didn't. Not sure what happened

[–]ClydeR0 points points [recovered]

“His last girlfriend was chubby, maybe I should set you two up”

made my day

[–]beautifulexit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

this one is next level savage. oh my god i couldn't even imagine a girl's face if someone said this to her

[–]ImSecretlyATurtle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will go out tonight with my friend who is a very good looking guy. I hope a girl mentions this so that I can utilize this reply. Its rare that I stumble upon a line I like as much as this 1, but when I do, I get results.

[–]MarauderFH points points [recovered]

It's funny but doesn't it come off as being affected? I respond with something like, "yeah he's really dreamy." and that's always passed brilliantly.

[–]Luce_Bree points points [recovered]

Another solid gold post.

Thank you, sir.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A line you can give is "you don't want me to hold your purse, I'm a kleptomaniac"

Again this could be lame or actually funny, depending on delivery and context

[–]beginner_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or just open in and proceed to take out $100 bucks and say "I never said it's for free".

But "No" is still much better and especially easier anyway.

[–]TheWaterTemple 13 points14 points  (0 children)

6 Withholding sex: “I’m too tired” / “It’s too late” / “I’m not in the mood”

Translation: How much power do I have over you, and how much are you willing to do for access to my vagina?

Response: Withdraw your attention from her completely and step up your dread game. You cannot plead or bargain with her. This shit test has been covered in far greater detail in separate posts.

I had this shit test arise this weekend with my LTR. We had sex during the day so I wasn't too in the mood to bang it out again in this farm house filled with friends and parents. Anyways, we hopped into bed and started making out. She pulled the classic "we're not having sex."

Usually I just call her a liar and see how far she will take it (some of the time, we as humans do not want to have sex), but this time I didn't say anything. After a few minutes she asked "do you want to have sex with me?"

I replied, "Not with that attitude" and went to sleep. When we got back to the city, we banged all day the next day.

[–]RedditAdminsSuck_88 30 points31 points  (0 children)

19 She texts you weeks, months, or years after she dumped you.

Seems like 50% of the posts on AskTRP are about this.

"Hey my ex texted me. What should I do?!?!?!?!?!"

The ones who make such posts know damn well what the answer is, they just don't want to acknowledge it. They are hoping that someone posts "Hell, go for her! Make her a plate or have sex with her!" to justify their actual desire to return to their oneitis and win her back.

[–]Momo_dollar 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Remember don't repeat shit you read online, take it more as a strategy and think of your own natural responses. Because girls also have access to the internet, I can't even remember in how many movies and shows I've heard "negging" clearly explained, e.g guy gets put down by a girl who will say "ohhh your trying to negg me and it's meant to do this and have that effect etc".

My negs are natural and usually unintended , I'm shit with pic up lines, but can say witty shit in response to shit test or normal things girls say.

E.g was chilling with a bitch and got talking about different girls and I, without strategy, mentioned liking Brazilians cos the big tits and shapely asses which was the opposite of her small tits and nice but not big ass. Straight away I saw insecurity sep into her face. Then the lay was sealed when she started going on about little moles on her hand and body and I said it made her look like a choc chip cookie 🍪 and wondered if she tasted as nice and .... the rest is last weeks news.

[–]MadDannyBear 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why were these deleted? They were gold Jerry, GOLD!!!

[–]beautifulexit 22 points23 points  (2 children)

OP, i would give you gold but my ex-wife took all my money. that's why i'm here learning. thank you for both your posts

[–]3holespecial points points [recovered]

When you guys hit 40 you'll learn 2 things...

1- Not everything is about you. Most of it isn't. People have all kinds of insecurities that manifest themselves in all kinds of ways. In fact... most of what she says isn't about you at all which means it has nothing to do with you and you don;t always need to respond.

2- If someone is shitty you should stop being around that person unless you are stuck with them at work and it's an awesome job. If it's the latter just smile and nod.

[–]Beerfarts69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dating over 40 has been nothing but a positive experience for me. You make great points.

[–]zattraction 3 points4 points  (0 children)

[removed]!? Why? Came here after reading part 1 :/

[–]rockmasterflex 10 points11 points  (7 children)

15 is faced alot in a relationship when you have friends that are all coupled off.

In my experience, employing that answer works, but tends to make her too insecure. And I mean, yes, we want insecurity because its dread game, but she goes from regular insecurity to like full on meltdown insecurity, thats not really idea.

Is there a softer answer? I'm thinking along the lines of "You don't know what she had to do to earn that. She'll never tell"

[–]WillyFistergasch points points [recovered]

"I can see if he needs a second girlfriend" (AA)

"eh, I do that for his wife/girlfriend too"

"yeah! I wonder what she does to make him want to do that" (pressure flip -- hamster spinner)

[–]rockmasterflex 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I really like that first one.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

Yeah i agree just a simple "you arent her", "im not him", or something like that

[–]rockmasterflex 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I've found that "I'm not him" isn't a very effective response. You want her to make it feel like its her problem.

If you say "i'm not him" this is like admitting to her that she could do better.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yeah fair enough, id go with "you havent earned it yet" then

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like making jokes about the whole situation when things like this come up. "You mean you didn't like the leftovers I brought you from Red Lobster? I can't believe how ungrateful you are, the nerve of some people." or whatever you prefer.

[–]mummersfarce_is_done 8 points9 points  (7 children)

10 “Hold my purse for me”

Translation: Can I make you my bitch or do you have self-respect? Response: “No, I broke both my arms.” Now, if she’s seriously struggling with something, you can help her out. But the point is to not become one her personal concierge.

I had problem with this. A girl I met that day has asked for me to hold her gloves so she could arrange her pouches. I thought it was a genuine request because it sure looked that way. I thought it would somewhat sound insecure and be unnecessarily assholish to reject her request, so grabbed them with a "sure no problem". I think her interest didn't exactly go up after that (this was a girl that was 100% into me). What would have been the correct response? Women are so fucking crazy that even their shit testing methods seem to make no sense sometimes.

Her friend tested me in a similar way, but in a way that makes sense for me to reject so I passed it. So yeah, guess which one I banged later in the night?

[–]do_it_or_leave 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pick it and hang it on something or on her.

[–]MigueDG 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know what you mean and in those cases I've gone with offering them another option.

Example: -hey can you hold my purse/gloves/cell real quick? -nah just leave it there (pointing at a desk or anything), I'll watch it from here no worries

I think this feels natural and not weird for those cases that you mentioned

[–]dodo_gogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put em in ur pocket n refuse to give em back. Easy

[–]Endorsed ContributorPopeman79 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Saying no to such a small request can make you look like an insecure douche imo. I would go with "ok if you buy me ice cream afterwards" or anything else that makes her pay for it

[–]MigueDG 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To each their own I guess but I don't think it looks good and smooth to ask her to buy you icecream or anything just for holding something for a few seconds while she does some shit.

But if you've used it with food results then go for it.

[–]Ascimator -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your confirmation bias is seeping through my display, man. Stop.

Yeah, sure, if she happened to not like you you must've failed some shit test because otherwise you're liked by default or something.

even their shit testing methods seem to make no sense sometimes

So close.

[–]GOATmar 8 points9 points  (4 children)

1 “How many girls have you slept with?”

It's complicated

2 “That guy over there/your friend is so hot”

Good, cuz I dont wanna get u pregnant

3 “Are you seeing other girls?”

It's complicated

4 “Who is [girl you’re texting]?”

It's complicated

5 She starts giving attention to/dancing with/flirting with another guy at a bar/party/event

Tell her: "Your flirting needs work"

6 Withholding sex: “I’m too tired” / “It’s too late” / “I’m not in the mood”

Get up and do something else. try again later after some more flirting

7 “Can you do ___ for me?” / Get me _” / “You should buy me _"

nah

8 “I want to dominate you / tie you up / be in control [during sex] this time"

nah

9 “I want you to stop texting/talking to [girl]”

nah

10 “Hold my purse for me”

nah

or grab it like youre about to hold it.. then set it down on the floor.

11 “I think we should breakup”

radio silence, hit up other bitches

12 “[Some guy] was hitting on me today”

good, cuz I dont wanna get u pregnant

13 “When are we going to be official?”

it's complicated

14 “You never listen to me”

it's cuz i dont wanna get u pregnant

15 “[Other guy] always does ___ for his girlfriend/wife. How come you never do that for me?”

cuz i dont wanna get u pregnant

16 “Were you checking out that girl?”

it's complicated

17 “Is sex all you care about?” / “You only like me for sex”

it's complicated

18 “I wish you would open up more”

it's complicated

"WHY?"

cuz i dont wanna get u pregnant

19 She texts you weeks, months, or years after she dumped you.

"wazzup. bring da snakcs"

"GOATmar, why do you always say "it's complicated" or that you dont wanna get me pregnant!??!?!?"

it's complicated

"Why?"

cuz i dont wanna get you pregnant

"Why?"

Girl you doing an interview? Shouldve worn my suit.

[–]OptiLaSeR 0 points1 point  (3 children)

LOL. it works if delivered properly. funny as fuck. Reminds me of Chateau's "Its Complicated".

[–]GOATmar 0 points1 point  (2 children)

this is exactly where all of this is from.

and yes, delivery in person is crucial. usually, a devilish smirk during trolling will suffice. hard to go wrong when you set the trolling vibe from the jump. i've said the most insane shit to girls and have gotten away with it because they understood my context/vibe was trolling.

if courting thru text, it is critical to keep the shittest responses to these 5:

"gay"

"..."

"nah"

"it's complicated"

"cuz i dont wanna get u pregnant"

anything thing else sent thru text, it is to strictly invite her to do something fun.

[–]OptiLaSeR 0 points1 point  (1 child)

We need the GBFM guy on TRP.

[–]Endorsed ContributorTheeRyanGrey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The key to passing shit tests is to know when it's a test and when it's legitimate concerns that a woman needs to feel like she's a part of your life.

There will never be a moment where you get a high end woman and she doesn't get any support, emotional or financial, back from you. That's not how this works.

But, once you can separate the two, the key is to NEVER TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. Most of these answers are perfectly nonchalant, but a couple, the insulting ones, show that you do care and your feelings are hurt.

Now, if she tests you, and you nonchalantly blow it off and she continues then it's time for phase 2:

1.It's a serious concern. Stop and assess whether this woman is long term or not. If she is, then go ahead and take her concern seriously.

2.It's not a serious concern and she's a drama queen or one of those women who needs to constantly shit test because she's damaged and always looking for the next best thing instantly

[–]aspbergerinparadise 45 points46 points  (6 children)

jesus christ, you guys need therapy

[–]rhymeswithugme 12 points13 points  (1 child)

tell me about it. they always say never put women on a pedestal and have other hobbies/goals on your mind in this subreddit. But with posts like this it seems like women are on their mind constantly.

[–]Libertarian-Party 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What do you mean, these are only in response to shit tests

[–]imax_ 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is the most pathetic shit I have ever seen on this fucking website.

[–]DabLord5425 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder if there's a link between redpill and paranoid Schizophrenia. It seems like the whole rhetoric is just massively overthinking every interaction with women.

[–]BestSC86 18 points19 points  (11 children)

A few of these are solid but some of them are cringeworthy and so lame that any experienced woman is going to know that the pretender in front of her copied them from some PUA website....then blow you out...

1 and #2 particularly.

12 [Some guy] was hitting on me today

"Do you want me to drop you off at his house"....said the 12 year old to his first girlfriend.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Execution is 9/10 of the battle. You can't just say any of these things. You have to have the frame to accompany or all of them will be looked at with suspicion.

[–]bowie747 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% true. Many women know about pua culture, so any lame answers or something that sounds like you read it off a blog will get you rejected. Also they can sense insincerity, so you better mean this shit when you say it.

[–]BestSC86 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In a sense, but PUA has been around for a while and experienced attractive girls are not going to go panties wet over tired reused things like "Do you want me to drop you off"...might work on a 14 year experimenting with her very first boyfriend but a clubista chick or tinderalla is going to look at you like a freaking asper retard.

Then blow you out.

Something simple like "cute" with a boredyawning indifference would likely work better.....the "he must have been drunk" is at least funny and is insulting in a cute way which sends a better message.

[–]julius42 points points [recovered]

I view the comments in these posts especially to find different opinions, so thanks. But I wish you would offer your alternatives.

[–]calloberjig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Yeah, I'd fuck him after a few beers'

[–]bowie747 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The jealously shit tests I usually pass by calling her bluff. Tell her she should go for my friend or that guy or whoever - "He's hot, go have a crack at him" - She'll never do it. If she does IDGAF. And when she doesn't she relinquishes even more power to you, because you literally gave her a chance to see if she could do better and she didn't even attempt to.

[–]IncomingTrump270 1 point2 points  (0 children)

agreed. "want me to drop you off" will definitely come off as passive aggressive butthurt.

in order to pull that off you'd have to say it with the exact same lack of attention and interest as you would suggesting to your child talking about going to play at friend's house.

"I'm about to go out for a bit, want me to drop you off on the way?"

Not passive aggressive. Just nonchalant, disinterested helpfulness.

The message is that you don't care and aren't bothered.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I prefer just saying "cool" to that one if it came out of nowhere. Or just ignoring it when she's talking about her day and shit.

[–]dodo_gogo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its cuz u look nice today and then smirk

[–]1takethedive 6 points7 points  (5 children)

8 “I want to dominate you / tie you up / be in control [during sex] this time”

Translation: Shut me down and prove that you’re the dominant one. (She doesn’t really want to dominate you. It’s similar to how some girls like to fight back during sex, just so you can overpower them. They enjoy being defenseless. It feeds into the rape fantasy that every girl has.)

Interesting. I've read about this before, but decided to field test with one of my plates, who wanted the same thing. Her level of attraction and innate submissiveness does not seem negatively affected by my taking the passive role during sex, but we tend to fuck 5-6 times a night and every other encounter is always heavily dominant.

In your experience, does being the passive partner in sex ALWAYS result in a loss of SMV on a primal level, or do you think it's only relative to the tone of the relationship and the general sexual dynamic?

[–]Popular-Culture points points [recovered]

I can't exactly speak from experience because I’ve never let a girl assume the dominant role on me, for two reasons:

  1. I wouldn’t enjoy it, and I don’t think she would either. I get off on being the dominant one, and most girls get off on being dominated. If it ain’t broke, don’t try to fix it.

  2. I’ve always thought that having a girl tie me up would be like her seeing me in a dress. I don’t necessarily think she would lose respect for me or my SMV would drop, I just think it would feel silly.

So to answer your question, I think it depends on the tone of the relationship. Your girl tying you up can be done in a very joking way, or it can be done in a way where she is actually dominating you and feeling like she is above you. You'll be able to tell.

Definitely interested in hearing other people’s perspectives on this, especially people who have done it.

[–]1takethedive 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I would never allow myself to be tied up by anyone, let alone one of my plates, except for some sort of encounter with the law. I hate restraints in any form, really. When my plate took the 'dominant' role, it came across as a form of worshipping my body -- I laid motionless and enjoyed languid neck kisses, slowly being stripped, being blown and ridden to completion, and I didn't participate in her pleasure or do anything to influence it at all.

She enjoyed pinning my arms above my head, but she knows she's got no shot muscle-wise, so perhaps in my case it's a sort of 'topping from the bottom' where I allow her to worship but don't allow for the complete removal of my ability to overpower her if I chose.

I enjoy dominance, but after a few rounds, I get tired. Being worshipped is nice. Perhaps framing it this way is a way of maintaining frame from a position of (relative) weakness.

Edit: Upon further thought, it's possible that doing this might just motivate her to disrespect me and try to push my boundaries more to see if I'll let her get away with anything else or if circumstances have changed. "Give an inch...", etc. I'll definitely keep an eye on her and see what happens.

[–]1takethedive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Update: She definitely started pushing boundaries. I don't have patience for shit tests, and I corrected the issue, but she came over to mine at almost midnight, started escalating with me, then tried to prevent me taking off her clothes and told me we weren't having sex because of her period.

I froze her out, rolled away, unlocked my phone, told her to go to bed and stay on her side, and she crawled back to me, put my hand on her bra clasp and of course I fucked her brains out.

This morning, after leaving my place, she started back-talking me and saying things like "Even if you deny my orgasm, I can take care of myself. It's nice that you think you're punishing me."

I told her, "You're right. I need to stop spending my time on people who are openly disrespectful of me. All it does is reward bad behavior."

"Wait, I'm sorry, I was just kidding, I don't want you to be mad, I want to be your good girl" etc etc.

I'm more than seasoned enough to deal with run of the mill shit like this, but she is in general a well natured good girl who just wants to behave. She acts out from time to time when she thinks she's got teeth, but these were real honest shit tests that usually I don't run into anymore just by virtue of the firm boundaries I set, and it's clear that they only occured when I allowed her to take the active role. Firm dominance would have avoided this. It's a good lesson.

[–]Fryguy48 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Depends on the relationship. Every now and again it's not bad. It is mixing it up, and that is good. However, I personally would never go into a submissive state. She ties you to a chair and rides you, strip teases, blows you or whatever else I see nothing wrong with this. Giving them the temporary illusion of power, gives the feel of equality (basically can be a type of comfort). Of course, it should be used within moderation. edit words

Any other opinions? I would enjoy hearing them also.

[–]1takethedive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Update: She definitely started pushing boundaries. I don't have patience for shit tests, and I corrected the issue, but she came over to mine at almost midnight, started escalating with me, then tried to prevent me taking off her clothes and told me we weren't having sex because of her period.

I froze her out, rolled away, unlocked my phone, told her to go to bed and stay on her side, and she crawled back to me, put my hand on her bra clasp and of course I fucked her brains out.

This morning, after leaving my place, she started back-talking me and saying things like "Even if you deny my orgasm, I can take care of myself. It's nice that you think you're punishing me."

I told her, "You're right. I need to stop spending my time on people who are openly disrespectful of me. All it does is reward bad behavior."

"Wait, I'm sorry, I was just kidding, I don't want you to be mad, I want to be your good girl" etc etc.

I'm more than seasoned enough to deal with run of the mill shit like this, but she is in general a well natured good girl who just wants to behave. She acts out from time to time when she thinks she's got teeth, but these were real honest shit tests that usually I don't run into anymore just by virtue of the firm boundaries I set, and it's clear that they only occured when I allowed her to take the active role. Firm dominance would have avoided this. It's a good lesson.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (3 children)

“No, I broke both my arms.”

"oh, so you fucked your mother."

[–]Churff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably the best allusion I've ever seen

[–]Windryder 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Eh, I've got the rest of reddit for memes. I prefer TRP to be meme-free.

[–]bunnyRoids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How many girls have you slept with

  • All of them.

How many girls have you slept with

  • Of the ones you've met?

Sometimes I'll get together to catch up with a group of friends at the pub and find myself realizing that I've fucked every girl at the table. Funny feeling. Especially when half of them are there with their current boyfriends. LOL

[–]plutorising92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The two posts are so great and so fucking important. Excellent job.

[–]keem- 1 point2 points  (1 child)

19 hits me. Girl in high school broke up with me and she called me last night out the blue. (We're 19 now BTW)

"So when are you gonna come over and love me?"

Me- "Lol"

"How many girls have you had after me?"

Me- "Too many"

I'm new to trp , I'm just a MGTOW , and I'm trying to learn from this sub.

[–]calloberjig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

10 “Hold my purse for me”

"Sure honey" then promptly drop it on the ground. This is my go-to, it gets them so worked up haha.

[–]JJokerFaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://archive.is/fooiS There is the backup.

[–]rp_phoenix 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Also important to note that you don't have to give explicit verbal responses to every shit test. Sometimes a little smirk, wink or even silence can do all the talking for you. Even a little slap on her ass if you two have some rapport established.

[–]msitkued 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Constantly get asked, "Do you love me?" Quick smirk, no verbal response & it's worked so far.

[–]alcoholic_stepdad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"That guy is hot"

Yeah I'd blow him

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about I don't really like to date? Good would one respond to that.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Great, I wouldn't date you anyway", "Just don't get outdated", "Dating sounds boring, you look like you should try it"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I would love a follow up on these for the nagging plate/wife/girlfriend who won't take the brush-off answer. Whether it's who you were texting or how many people you've slept with - some women just will not let it go - what's your response here?

[–]1takethedive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Either lay down the law:

"I do not discuss past sexual encounters. I learn from them, and then file them away and continue to live in the present. It has always been that way, and that is the way it will always be. Discretion is an important value to me, and you are no exception. Do not ask me again."

or do what I did the other day when one of my girls tried to put her foot down and demanded the whole truth: pressure flip with open dread.

Her: "Who was that texting you at 2AM?"

Me: "Booty call #37."

Her: "...Are you serious? You don't actually have 37 booty calls."

Me: "I do. I update rankings weekly and send out leaderboards depending on who impresses me the most."

Her: "I'm serious. How many people are you seeing?"

Me: "I dunno. I lose track sometimes."

Her: Takethedive. Seriously.

Me: There's Stephanie. I have a date with her tomorrow. She's cooking me dinner at her house, but I'm not sure if I'm going to go, since she's not really been that interesting lately, Zoe, who seems hot and cold but keeps hitting me up late at night, Emily, who's in <nearby city> for business development at a tech startup but who's on the roster for when I travel down there, and a couple of other prospects that I'm taking my time with. As for the other girls in my life, they come and go.

Her:I know we're not exclusive, but I thought you said you were looking to find a forever woman someday...

Me: Someday, I am. For me to figure if I'd consider exclusivity with a woman, I need to see what kind of person they are and whether or not I like what they bring to the table. So that's what I'm doing.

[–]HeinousFu_kery 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"How many women have you slept with?"

"A gentleman never discusses that, and neither do I"

Works wonders.

Incidentally, if she asks, she's either not afraid of her own number, or it's very low (usually under 10 or so). Personal observation.

[–]drty_pr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10: hold my purse for me

Only if she actually needs you too and always carry like an inconvenience. Drop it and shit even. Set it down and forget about it. She wont ask you to very much once you establish you're not a reliable purse guy.

[–]maximusvegas45 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was there any reason you removed it?

[–]ThatArab11[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, For some reason this post has been "removed". I'm trying to give it a read since I've been reading Part 1. Anyone have a link or screenshot of this before it was removed?

[–]Ozymanberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did you delete this? Was looking forward to it!

[–]Tough_Luv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These two are fucking gold.

"He must have been hammered" "I also care about blowjobs"

[–]Reached_Utopia 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about "Don't you have a girlfriend"? :D

[–]vrprof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. “How many girls have you slept with?”

    My answer: Do I have to count it? it so overwhelming, crushing her ego

“Can you do ___ for me?” / Get me __” / “You should buy me __” “I’ll do it once, and next round you’ll do the same thing for me” reverse framing

“I want to dominate you / tie you up / be in control [during sex] this time” My answer: not this time, not in million miles.

“I want you to stop texting/talking to [girl]” My answer: “No, you are so rude for make me unsocialized”

“You never listen to me” My answer: take a joke “Yeah, I wasn’t 100% listening, I’m not a recorder”

[–]xRedStaRx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some of these responses are spot on, but most are just plain rude. If your girl responds to them, then you shouldn't be with them in the first place, except for NSA.

[–]Toofuckinglaz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the question first and guessed the correct reply, was right most of the time. The Red Pill is doing great things for me! And thanks to you, OP, for making this list.

[–]alphabeta49 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13: what if that response is true though?

[–]ketaminex points points [recovered]

It's not enough just to "pass" her shit tests.

The ultimate goal is to get her to stop testing you altogether and to simply trust in you. You know those James Bond movies or Batman cartoons where the female lead is at first unsure about the protagonist but soon finds that her own way of handling things is starting to not work when the bigger bad guys show up? It is the same concept.

You always want to keep up the teasing and flirting as that keeps the spark alive but you also want a woman to start to behave and it doesn't matter how many times you are able to dodge her insults if you can't knock her off the pedestal.

[–]mancozbi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit tests never stop. I know I'm married to a tough, sexy, pretty woman. For a good marriage you have to know how to handle them.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

“You don’t even know my real name”

Does this work if she actually doesn't know your real name?

[–]Kali666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But she can't know for sure unless she sees your ID