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Tips from my tinder success. Most can be attributed to the same principles people preach here. (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by RPthrowawayacct

I see some posts about things that worked for others so let me take a couple minutes to tell you what worked for me. I'll be glad to go into more detail if there is interest. Basically I had the same routine for every tinder date and I closed close to 100% of the time and kept at least 7-8 plates at a time for a year. I was 28, 5-11, and 175.
My best openers were based off something in their profile, such as if they were wearing some weird hat. "If we hang out later can you not wear that (__)? I already have mine on and I don't want it to be weird."
I would exchange some messages and then if it was someone I wanted to meet up with I would just say, "Well this app drains my battery so if you wanna grab a beer sometime here's my cell."
I never asked for a number. I never sent follow up messages. If I didn't ask for their number it shows them that I'm not thirsty. When texting I would tell her to send a selfie to make sure I'm not getting catfished.
When it came time to meet up I always used the same bar. It's close to my house, there is no smoking, no food, and free pool. The bartenders knew what I was doing and we got along well. So I would ask what part of town they're in. No matter what they said, I would say, "Ok let's meet somewhere in the middle. How about ____?" I always said that I can't be out late since I work the following day so just a couple beers. This lets her think in advance that I'm not out to get drunk and take her home. It puts her into my frame. We are just having a couple because I have shit to do.
Another little thing I did was joke that if she's late, she buys. It's all fun and cute but when they walk in a couple minutes late I would make fun a bit and they'd buy me a round.
Anyways.. pool is a great activity while having a couple drinks. I'm decent enough that she'll think I'm good. They never are so it makes for a fun dynamic. The high tables next to the pool table are up against the wall so when she sits down her knees are facing outwards. This makes the initial touching super easy. I would get close, laugh about whatever, and rest a hand on the inner knee. When it doesn't get pushed away that's a green light. On the next round of beers I would do the same thing but now up on the inside of the thigh. The area that shows my intentions. When it doesn't get brushed away... it's time to get home.
NOW, we all hear about giving her some way to hamster herself back to your place without feeling like a slut. Let me tell you dudes the absolute best way that has NEVER let me down.
"Well I had a good time. I don't like to have any more beers when I have to drive home so I'm gonna head back. I'm close by if you wanna come over and play Mario kart"
You're going to think I'm kidding but every fucking time they would say something along the lines of ohhh I loved that game. I'd kick your ass at that game. My brothers used to play that! Blah bla bla fucking bla. They just want a reason to tell themselves THATS why they're going back to my house. When they get to my house they excuse themselves to my bathroom where there was always a very fancy girls necklace on the counter. Some rich tinder girl left it there before she left town. Every future girl would come out asking who's it was. I brushed it off and it gave me instant abundance proof. Now she knows I have others over, that it happens enough that I don't even pay attention to misplaced jewelry, and that I fuck girls with high class things. It sounds silly typing this out, but I'm just telling you what worked.
Anyways..
Show that you aren't thirsty, show that you are busy and have time for just a couple, show that you are selective, and most of all get a Nintendo 64

[–]DennisReynoldsAMA 122 points123 points  (1 child)

Come over and take that L in FIFA bitch

[–]Fedor_Gavnyukov 19 points20 points  (0 children)

i used to murder fools in fifa. damn. good times.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 567 points568 points  (49 children)

My other favorite line to get them to my house was, " I had fun. Let's head back to my house and play sinking ship."

What's that?

"It's where you start to go down on me but then I plug all your holes"

Guys this is SUCH a funny line and you can use her reaction to decide if your getting laid.

[–][deleted] 230 points231 points  (5 children)

"Let's go back to my house and play Army."

What's that?

"I lay on the ground and you blow the hell out of me."

[–]theONE843663 87 points88 points  (4 children)

If it's a Muslim chick, it should be play jihad instead lmfao.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (1 child)

She pulls your cord and you explode everywhere.

[–]greatslyfer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Then before invading her, you shout "Allah Akbarrrrrr!"

[–]OGGenetics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Underrated comment of the year

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You sick fuck. Your tips and steps worked.

[–]HS-Thompson 51 points52 points  (0 children)

That's top notch right there.

[–]gigitygigitygoo 41 points42 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites is "you've got such small hands...my dick is gonna look huge in these things".

[–]Elephaux 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or even just useful as finding out if she's a decent person or not? If I used that line and it didn't get a laugh, or worse, was met with resistance (that is, "OMG soooo inappropriate!"), I'd know there's no way we'd get on long-term.

[–]Whiteout- 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Dude holy shit this is hilarious.

[–]grass_cutter 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Only some guys can pull off that line.

I give off a massive serial killer vibe, so the odds would be very low that line would be taken in a jovial manner.

[–][deleted] 355 points356 points  (37 children)

Buy a necklace for your bathroom confirmed

[–]1GroundhogLiberator 299 points300 points  (6 children)

Those jewelers are posting on this sub in order to branch out into the market of men who don't spend money buying shit for women.

Very clever...

[–]sigma272 196 points197 points  (4 children)

A jeweler and his MarioKart-selling friend got together one evening and said "we need to figure out a new marketing strategy..."

[–]lt_hindu 57 points58 points  (3 children)

I did look up n64 on Amazon...

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That would be hilarious if there was some dude at Nintendo still marketing the N64.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you think the Nintendo Switch is for?
They released a new console only to make online sub-pay-for-play so you get Mario Kart 64 for a month so you get nostalgia so then you buy it . Again. :)

[–]Essexal 79 points80 points  (16 children)

A hairband is much cheaper. Same effect.

Abundance mentality cannot be stressed enough, but it has to be a part of you not your defining feature.

[–]Skwerilleee 84 points85 points  (11 children)

Those hair ties and Bobby pins are no joke. It's how women Mark thier territory

[–]UCISee 49 points50 points  (2 children)

My ex left some Bobby pins in my truck and I purposely left them. "Who's are those?" 'Huh? Oh, yeah I don't know, they come and go.' Done.

[–]Neck_Beard_Fedora 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Done a good thing or bad thing?

[–]2CHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Took me years to realise women were not just always forgetting exactly one thing. Was a real facepalm moment when that clicked

[–][deleted] 54 points55 points  (6 children)

Just have girls over, they shed hair worse than a cancer patient.

Its the equivalent of gods pissing on every wall they come across

[–]1GroundhogLiberator 99 points100 points  (5 children)

Don't you hate it when Thor, Apollo, and Vishnu piss all over your walls?

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

*Dogs, good catch.

They are the gods of frame control though, I'll give them that. I've yet to see a human take a verbal beratement, and still stare at me like I'm the greatest guy on earth.

[–]RedEyesBlueShades 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ahhhhh, that smell of God piss in the morning. Raw masculinity.

[–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (3 children)

I've got a lovely bowl on the table full of women's things. Glasses, hairbands, pins, contact cleaner, contact box, scarf, silk rope (I used to tie her up with), etc.

When they ask me what all that stuff is I tell them it's the lost and found.

[–]UseForThrowAwayStuff points points [recovered]

thats fucking hilarious. how is that received by them? is it actually stuff chicks left behind?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They like it.

Sometimes they look at me incredulously but I can tell they get excited.

It's social proof.

[–]TomFoo 56 points57 points  (6 children)

Necklace for bathroom, Mario Kart, bar with pool.

And I also need to grow a few inches to be 5-11.

Easy.

[–]LuvBeer 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Nah, I'm 5'8" but have my own routine which I re-use. The principle is the same. Find a date which works for you, you tweak it a bit until it's right, and execute.

[–]The_Driver1979 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Put lifts in your shoes. Then watch her face when you're both standing next to each other the next morning.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I know people read this and write it off but seriously, try lifts. You will love them.

[–]DiggerClam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Chicks only care about hight before you make them O.

[–]drallcom3 points points [recovered]

You don't need to grow. Write your height in your profile, do the "here's my number" thing and when she writes your height became irrelevant.

[–]WeaponXL 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Most hilarious thing ever. My dog ripped open a box of condoms. So I threw them in my bathroom garbage and didn't think much of it. A girl I was dating saw it and had a melt down and said we need to go steady. It was hilarious. The thought of me just being with other women (I wasn't at the time) got her territorial.

[–]HS-Thompson 133 points134 points  (64 children)

This sounds almost exactly like my experience during the year where I fucked probably 40-50 women. I even did a similar number exchange thing, I'd end the conversation with "my number is X text me yours" and they usually did. The ones that didn't were always going to be a waste of time anyways.

Keep it simple, it's just pussy don't overthink it, don't get clever, don't worry about the ones that don't text back. Pick a convenient bar, after 2-3 drinks invite them over. That's all there is to it.

I'm sure someone's going to say it only works if you're unusually attractive. I'm certain that I am dead average, and I did this when well over 40 mostly with women in their late 20s and early 30s so I had another strike against me. It's really not all that complicated.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Keep it simple is a great outlook. They either want to contact you or they don't. I threw in some details because I know a lot of people question whether or not the girl is into them or not. My hand on the thigh move is about the most simple way I can think of.

[–]GBP4tendies 39 points40 points  (14 children)

Do you live in a major metropolis? I don't think it's possible for me to even get that many matches in a year the places I've lived

[–]dancingkungfy 20 points21 points  (6 children)

I live in the east coast. Around 30 miles away from Manhattan. I lift and I have average looks IMO, so I can attest that the match rate is slightly higher. I get 2 to 3 matches a week when active everyday ( i typically layoff tinder when I have max 2 dates lined up). Anyway, this is a high rate for me since I exerted minimal effort in my pics and bio. I'd say I'm closing in on 10 decent matches within the first 12 months since I first hopped onto Tinder, which was maybe 4 months ago. I mean I've matched with the relatively unintelligent woman to one with a very good career and educational background (an all rounder so to speak). It's definitely an interesting experience, especially now that I'm mixing in RP principles.

For what it's worth, this sub (see sidebar) is spot on...from LMRs, to texting game etc. I just wanna share that the lessons from here are true to form. Keep it up.

[–]HS-Thompson 3 points4 points  (2 children)

You're doing something wrong. Unless you're in an unusually rural area for the NYC suburbs you should be able to match a few dozen a day if you get unlimited swipes, which you should.

Make sure your one/main picture is solid enough. Ask for advice from friends or whatever sub that is that helps you get feedback or whatever. Make your bio short and a little cocky/snarky. Keep it simple.

And of course, swipe right on literally every profile just to see what you end up with. I recommend using Flamite and just automating it. Unmatch the fatties instantly and then go from there with a pretty short standard opening line.

It's a numbers game, if you have so few matches that you actually have the ability to remember them individually you're not really using the platform right. Think of it like a sales funnel.

[–]okiedokie321 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think it is better to be picky about who matches you. There's an algorithm that Tinder uses but I notice you get more attractive folks the pickier you are, and also based on who swipes right on you = attractive rating goes up, which shows you to more people and your card gets shown at the top. Tinder does this everytime someone opens the app, to make them think "oh there's attractive people on here" and thus, the more you get swiped right on. Then they follow this up with random cards with ugly people to mix it up.

[–]HS-Thompson 25 points26 points  (6 children)

New York City. And yes I do have some awareness that small town online game is a totally different animal.

[–]GBP4tendies 46 points47 points  (5 children)

God i wish i lived in NY. Every time i visit i match with HOT girls. There's just so many of them. Small towns suck. There are so few attractive young women, even 7s get a goddess princess complex.

[–]BangkokPadang 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I call them Walrus Princesses.

[–]HS-Thompson 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Don't wish. Move. Improve yourself and your situation, it's the TRP way. And it is the greatest city in the history of the world and all.

[–]vagbutters 5 points6 points  (1 child)

NY is great for a quick lay-- if you lift regularly the amount of poon that's available to you is amazing.

[–]skippwiggins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would if you've been lifting for 10 years and your juiced to the gills with gear? Fuck I really need to move.

[–]Tie5o11 14 points15 points  (26 children)

This question is to both you and the OP. Do you find that most of these girls call/text and want more? Is it an assumed one and done thing? I've had some success on Tinder but not at your numbers, and rarely is it just a one night thing. My thought process is if they are attractive enough to have sex with, I would try to keep them around for a while.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 81 points82 points  (25 children)

Every girl on tinder is looking for a guy to fuck who is good enough to date. I'm above average looks, own a home, modest boat, and have a career that they fetishize. Every girl I brought home was an instant plate who came around for more. They all knew they weren't the only one. They all thought they could change that. Some knew they were the second or third THAT DAY. It just makes them suck harder, bob deeper, and clean my room after.

I have en entire album of girls cooking bacon naked at my stove. They'll do whatever they can to show they're better than the one before. I wish this app allowed pics in comments.

[–]1v1mebruh 73 points74 points  (0 children)

I know this is wrong but please upload that album

[–]PityPencilerPityPics 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Lol i would love to see those pics.

[–]iamneptuno 61 points62 points  (17 children)

I'm above average looks, own a home, modest boat, and have a career that they fetishize.

This is what your Tinder success is attributed to, and these are the first actual working "tips" you mentioned on this thread.

[–]Cartz1209 23 points24 points  (15 children)

Yep, that's 90% of the "formula" right there. Plus OP mentioned an album of girls cooking bacon naked... he is a photographer! This is a major pussy magnet carrear (only below airforce pilot, surgeon or multi millionaire), since all these girls from Tinder are much into social media (instagram, fb, etc). They probably have hopes of becoming models and OP getting them gigs or at the very least getting professional "free" photo shoots to later upload on fb. Am I wrong here /u/RPthrowawayacct (OP)?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 16 points17 points  (13 children)

Haha I'm no photographer and I make sub 50/year. I just mean I would ask them to make bacon after we fuck and when they were at the stove I would snap a pic as a little memoir.

[–]Cartz1209 17 points18 points  (9 children)

50k $? What? Dude, I make more than that and I'm nowhere near to have a boat or own a home...

Okay, non-consent pics... makes sense then.

[–]iamneptuno 12 points13 points  (7 children)

The more I read this crap, the more it seems to be pure fantasy.

If he had a cool carreer, he would've just told what it was exactly, instead of playing bloody hard to guess.

Probably not everything on the internet is true, what can I say.

[–]askmrcia 7 points8 points  (6 children)

As every field report on here, they are most likely exaggerating. You know how we say women lie about their n-count saying their real n-count is 3x more?

Well guys do the same. They will say they slept with 40 women, but only made out with 20, fingered 10, and probably banged the remaining ten out of the 100 of girl's numbers they got.

I'm not saying OP is lying, but he is exaggerating and honestly that's ok. Still a good field report and I know that the things he said works because I use similar tactics.

Instead of playing mario kart at my place, I say play on my VR head set or play xbox kinnect. Now I could tell you I close all the time. Or I can tell you that I have plenty of girls come over and just gave me BJ because they were on their periods.

Also remember, the guys banging lots of women, not all those women are 7s and higher. The easier girls on tinder are 5s, but how many guys are going to admit they bang lots of fives. I rarely give women 8s. 7s are above average, 6 is average and 5 is fuckable. 9s are models and celebs. 10s don't exist.

So keep in all this in mind when reading field reports. Guys are not banging as many as they claim they are, and if even its a big number, most of the girls are not as hot.

[–]okiedokie321 2 points3 points  (4 children)

the guy I know who dicks around alot fucks some of the ugliest bitches I've ever seen. Some guys have no standards but to them, a hole is a hole.

You do you I say.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whatever helps you sleep dude

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

50k and own a home and boat 30 miles from manhattan? how is that possible?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never mentioned where I live

[–]iamneptuno 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, regardless of the occupation, if you have looks, status and money, I have no idea how do you even fuck up. The only "tip" I can think of is "if you decide to shit into her purse, make sure to temporarily suspend the blowjob, as the smell might initiate the gagging sooner than expected".

[–]Neck_Beard_Fedora 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Just curious but what career are you referring to?

[–]rptastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just curious but what career are you referring to? (No need to answer OP) I'm going to go with Firefighter. He said "career that they fetishize"

Pretty much every woman has a thing for that based on unrealistic ideals, i.e. fetish.

[–]GlennBeckAmerica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Were gonna hold u to these pics friend. Pics or it didnt happen.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (16 children)

Also over 40, wondering how you found them. Tinder age range is a beast from what I understand.

[–]1Original_Dankster 34 points35 points  (14 children)

Make a disposable facebook profile. BS your age to 10 years younger.

If you can't pass for 10 years younger than the typical guy your age, then pay a few bucks to Tinder for their service that lets you not display your age

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (12 children)

Danke. I am skinny and totally willing to let my pics stand for themselves. 5'9" 152#, well built at 44, judo, bodyweight fitness and backpacking. Worth cash to not display age. Tinder knows. Good for me to know.

[–]TomFoo 17 points18 points  (10 children)

You should be running a judo club for women.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (7 children)

LOL I love rolling with women. I'm not disgusting about it, and never cop a cheap feel, but it's literally impossible to not touch some ass, legs & the occasional boob. On the flip side, I have tapped out with guys because we ended up in a position that was too....intimate.

[–]TomFoo 6 points7 points  (6 children)

You may be sitting on a gold mine of women. Become a judo trainer, if you haven't already.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (5 children)

We have many women in our dojo. Let me be clear, I respect the fuck out of them as athletes. They tend to have good technique because they aren't quite as strong so they don't muscle through stuff.

[–]TomFoo 3 points4 points  (4 children)

If it's a matter of "not shitting where you eat" I get it. But "respecting women as fellow athletes" while not even considering sleeping with them? Sounds beta to me.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's exactly not shitting where one eats.

[–]tableman 6 points7 points  (2 children)

It's not beta at all. There are billions of women on the planet.

When I'm in the gym, I never flirt with women no matter how interested they seem.

I am there to get shit done.

[–]1Original_Dankster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Exactly what this guy says, excellent advice

[–]okiedokie321 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't stress it enough, but guys also can age like shit (just not as bad as women) and plenty don't take care of their skin and age prematurely. You got 30 year olds looking like 50 year olds these days. You will never be able to bag the young ones like that, only girls with daddy issues (which is OK but are a handful), walrus princesses, post wall women, and women with the baby craze.

Use moisturizer and sunscreen. Keep your beards to a business-professional stubble. Workout. Eat right. Drink water. Younger poon will come your way and it only gets better with age.

[–]HS-Thompson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually used my real age because whatever, I don't give a shit, but I suspect using a different facebook profile and setting your age to like 38 would help a little with the age range searching thing.

[–]GeorgeBushIV 143 points144 points  (11 children)

i usually don't like tinder posts but yours is well written. nice tips.

if i had my own place, i'd def apply this game.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 87 points88 points  (7 children)

Thanks. It took me a while to decide if it would be well received here. I hope no one considered It braggadocios but I think I can hand out a few ideas and it might help someone.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's good because it's supposed to be simple. I hear girls I know talking about their tinder dates at fancy restaurants or all this nonsense and it's just cringe worthy.

And Mario kart is also on every time people pregame over at my house. Finish the beer before you cross the finish line!

[–]BinaryResult 9 points10 points  (4 children)

What tips do you have for getting more and better matches? Also, it seems to me like 70% of tinder is like fake profiles with model shots or land whales.

[–]theredpillager 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I have found the fake profiles thing to be more prevalent in some geographic locations than others. Are you on the west coast?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How would that even be a concern? This is the epitome of rule 0

sexual, strategy, positive.

[–]Kolbykilla 29 points30 points  (1 child)

If you're attractive and have your own place its really hard to NOT drown in pussy. Every man should strive to get his own pad.

[–]GeorgeBushIV 16 points17 points  (0 children)

for sure. i would love to but my financial situation isn't allowin me to do so. paying for grad school out of pocket and staying with my parents.. soon i hope to drop in it.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

me too, need to get my own place

[–]ppdthrowawai 96 points97 points  (6 children)

You're going to think I'm kidding but every fucking time they would say something along the lines of ohhh I loved that game. I'd kick your ass at that game. My brothers used to play that! Blah bla bla fucking bla.

Wow this is hilarious! This has happened to me multiple times where a girl has wanted to come over and play mario kart.

[–]JohnSgone 81 points82 points  (2 children)

tbh happened to me once, got a girl over to play Mario Kart and she pretty much threw herself at me. Fun part - I actually wanted to play Mario Kart.

[–]El_Shakiel 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Well at least you got your priorities straight

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 53 points54 points  (2 children)

Don't think of it as funny. Think of it as predictable. All they want is an excuse.

[–]ppdthrowawai 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well sure, when I was in college and HD tvs were first becoming common, I would always bring girls home to show them my blu-ray player.

But I think the funny part is that Mario Kart is a seemingly very random thing to come up and it has happened to me on multiple first dates. No question Mario gets the girls home. But I would never bring it up on those dates so it's funny to me that that's how you roll.

[–]throwwawayy86 points points [recovered]

How do you transition from the bar back to your place? Drive/uber back with them? I feel like if you give them your address and tell them to meet back up at your place; they might get cold feet along the way and abort. Where as if you offer to carpool back they might not be willing to leave their car back at the bar or get nervous they can't leave your place.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I never considered that. No girl has ever bailed. Im driving home and if they'd like to join me then cool

[–]Charles_Oaktree[🍰] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Hey man, all of your posts on this thread make so much sense and seem like they'd definitely work. Here's my dilemma: I've been working hard on self improvement for the last year or two, already had pretty good looks, dress much better, lift, healthy, good job, house, boat, etc. BUT I live out in the country (30-40 minutes from the nearest city), and can't move (divorced, kids go to school here, plus I can only bring girls back when they (my kids, not the girl) are with their mom. I still manage to do alright with meeting people and after a couple dates invite them over, but it would be great to be able to do what you've described. Is it possible to convince someone you just met to drive 30+ minutes from the bar, let alone to a large house that clearly has a family living there? Or is there a good way to invite myself to their place (even though I like your way much better)? Like with the people I date now I explain the whole background, but it just sounds kind of fun to keep it more casual like you do. Basically I've been BP up until a few years ago and would love to bang a ton of girls on Tinder, feel like I'm capable of it, but worry my circumstances will prevent it. Thanks for any advice.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That's tough. Your situation is so different than mine. I think most of the girls that came home with me were looking to date me possibly so they were more likely to come over and fuck. Once you throw your kids and distance in the mix you're basically taking the casual and easy part out for them. Now they have to do work to fuck you. Just say hey I had a great time and we should see each other again. I would invite you over but I know it's a bit of a hike.

Now you've shown humility that you understand it's a drive so no hurt feelings. Now you've opened the door for them to invite you to their place instead. Keep it aloof and if she wants to come over... cool.

Also I would take a hard look at your home and make sure it doesn't give off the vibe that you are just some defeated X husband.

[–]thatsa-BINGO 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is sucha legitimate question that needs an answer. If you're meeting a girl at a spot "in between," that most likely means you're both driving separate. Keeping logistics in mind, how do you manage which way you're both getting back to your place?

edit: typos

[–]Steve_Wiener 31 points32 points  (8 children)

I actually came up with the line "So you wanna hang out and play mario kart" awhile ago and used it to some success.

Crazy to read it hear lol. Great post

[–]Toussant 6 points7 points  (7 children)

Was it a popular game for girls or something?

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (2 children)

It's just popular, and multiplayer.

Minecraft probably won't get the same reaction.

[–]solor84 24 points25 points  (1 child)

And suddenly the Nintendo stock is going to the roof while analysts don't know why.

[–]rdmnvidia 22 points23 points  (5 children)

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[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 78 points79 points  (4 children)

Meet ups are fluid and it all depends on the girl. Obvious small talk during texting included what type of work hours they have. So early in the texting if they work 8-5 I can usually say something vague like "Cool well let's grab a beer thurs of friday." Then when the day comes it's a simple as "Hey I have the day off so let's grab a couple somewhere in between our houses. There's a place I like called ___ that's pretty tame and has free pool."

The Brad Pitt rule applies here. If she wants to hang out with you she will. If she truly cannot.. then she'll suggest a different time. The most important think is not to get hurt feelings. Feelings are for women.

[–]rdmnvidia 9 points10 points  (2 children)

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[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I never had one while tindering. Your daily snapping ruins any mystery. Why the fuck should she know that you fed the dog today??

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Legit. Good reminder for the newbies as well regarding the Brad Pitt rule.

[–]throwaway-aa2 43 points44 points  (13 children)

Couple of questions:

  • Kiss or no kiss before you leave the bar?
  • Did you actually boot up Mario Kart? Like how did you escalate after she comes from the bathroom... just a general overview will do, from the game, to the segue
  • After the close, did you let them stay, etc.

[–]slay_it_forward 12 points13 points  (6 children)

There's no set rule. If the sexual tension is good and she's responding well to the kino then it will feel natural to kiss her. If things are still a bit frigid get more liquor into her and hold off on the kiss.

No Mario Kart necessary. Just get the two of you a drink, put on some music / Tv, have a chat, sit up close next to her and kiss her. Everything else plays out from there.

Let her stay or kick her out, whatever you feel like. Ask yourself, what do I want? Then do that.

[–]throwaway-aa2 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Ask yourself, what do I want? Then do that.

Again like I usually say. If it was what I liked, then I'm putting a leash on her the moment we start kissing... there has to be some comfort and normalcy for her in the beginning... I'm just trying to see where that line lies by seeing what people say works on a consistent basis.

Even the let her stay or kick her out. There are probably consequences to both. Letting her stay might let her get too attached, which might not be too good for plate spinning.

[–]slay_it_forward 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Have some common sense dude Jesus. Too attached? Just lol. Worry about that after you figure out how to bed a girl.

[–]throwaway-aa2 7 points8 points  (3 children)

Here we go. I don't know why there has to be the dickhead every single time.

All I'm saying is this: You can't say "well do what you want, as an alpha would". It doesn't hold up. It's not like I don't appreciate the tried and tested advice, but "use your common sense"... I'm pretty sure this forum wouldn't be necessary if all of this was common sense. As to the "wait until x"... yeah I mean I'm out here hustling. I lined up dates the entire week. There's nothing wrong with trying to anticipate difficulty in advance... it's not like I can be doing anything better right now. I just wanted him to clarify his point, and he did. No need for the extra stuff.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Usually no kiss at the bar. I think it draws too much attention and it's kind of douchy

Mariokart is usually hooked up and tucked away in a cabinet so if she seemed eager to play it was quick to say hell ya let's do it. It's fun.

I would usually let them stay if they wanted as long as they were good people.

[–]throwaway-aa2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. I like the minor detail of tucking it away, but still keeping it available. Good post.

[–]Cartz1209 3 points4 points  (3 children)

This, and I'm also curious about your reply to the necklace. Can you go into more detail?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 17 points18 points  (2 children)

A lot of small talk when we first meet is about tinder. They always ask how long I've been using it. Why I'm using, what I'm looking for, etc.

The most common question was how many girls have a slept with? My answer was always, "Well let's just say I've had a lot of fun with it."

They know I'm sleeping with other girls so the necklace conversation never goes that far. Sometimes they ask if I'm going to send it back to her. "Send it back? No she'll be here sometime this week"

[–]Luis_McLovin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that last line is golden

i take it this means that you remove the necklace from view when the new plate comes around or shell notice the necklace is still there

you replace it for each new one

[–]djduni 36 points37 points  (2 children)

All fun and games until she beats you at ALL 16 mario kart tracks and wins your heart over only to slowly destroy your soul over the next 2.5 years like the she-devil dementor I grew to know and unfortunately love.

[–]awakened1122 11 points12 points  (2 children)

nice writeup

question about texting

do you keep your texting short and mainly for logistics only (and a little light teasing and flirting of course)? or what would you mainly text about?

also, do you ever hang out with your plates outside of your home, or do you only ever invite them over to your place to bang?

[–]detachedbymarriage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not OP but this depends on the girl.

I've had some where I had to spend time with outside the house and then some who could care less.

I learned early that if you can cook, you can pull them to your house about every time.

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine were always above average looking women so I would invite them other places if we were already having sex. Assuming they were good company.

[–]mksu 10 points11 points  (0 children)

and most of all get a Nintendo 64

Haha, been a while since I've read such an entertaining post here.

[–]spartan1337 10 points11 points  (5 children)

Do you ever start playing Mario Kart or is it just a hook? like do girls actually expect you to turn it on and shit once at home?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (2 children)

I imagine once they are tipsy and the door opens they get to it since he said he has to work tomorrow. Unless the girl is 16 and completely oblivious she knows where this is heading. But it would be hilarious if they just stayed up playing n64 all night.

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Then she bitches to her friends that he rejected her/never made a move. It's never their fault she didn't escalate if yiu know what I mean.

[–]AlerioX 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I need to buy a used necklace, used high heels (fuck, I had some of my exGF laying around but throw them away instead of using it for abundance mentality face palm), a hairband and some nice underwear.
LOL, you can fake total abundance for just 20$.

[–]AlexDr0ps 10 points11 points  (3 children)

This is fantastic. The Mario Kart bit is gold, same with the necklace. What's your profile on the actual app like?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 36 points37 points  (2 children)

I won't post any pics just so I can freely chat about it anonymously.

Pic of me in a suit at a wedding Pic of me on my boat (not holding a fish) Pic of me and twin brother was always a convo starter

Bio mostly said "no smokers"

Sometimes I'd write funny things to see the outlooks. For a while it said "looking for basic chick that likes folding laundry and average sized dick"

Also did "recently single and trying to figure out who the fuck is going to fold all this laundry"

[–]LexaBinsr 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no smokers

My man. This is how I know you're successful. Smoking is for losers.

[–]g0dfather93 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can I steal the second line? Never had a "live in" situation but I am recently single. It seems like something that'd work.

[–]Forcetobereckonedwit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Excellent write up OP. LOL. It really is predictable. You have to tweak to fit your character but your steps and a go.

[–]FairlyNaive 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Could you tell more about the girls? Did you select them somehow or just swiped every single one of them? How many bacame repeat customers? What age range?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 1 point2 points  (5 children)

21-28. I matched with 18,19,20 but never met up because it doesn't fit in with the things I like to do. I wanna go out on the boat and have a mimosa and they will always want one. I'm not going to allow it.

All became repeats. Maybe a couple I didn't like and didn't call again.

[–]FairlyNaive 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Wow. Can you pm me some of your tinder pics?(blur the face if you like to)

[–]Nothingsucksforever 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Jesus christ your post reminds of Dennis Reynolds. This is beyond pathologic.

[–]Jennas-Side 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually came here to post a similar comment. If you read it in his voice, it becomes a thousand times better.

[–]-proof 11 points12 points  (5 children)

What would you say when they realize you didn't pick a place halfway between where both of you live?

[–]throwaway-aa2 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They probably won't comment on it my guess is. Or just brush it off: "yeah I really like that bar though, they have <blah blah blah>" you just proceed like it didn't even fucking happen. Women's attention span is shit... you dangle good conversation, eye contact, touching in front of them they will forget everything that just happened.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Remember that most girls have no sense of direction

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The most real of all the female stereotypes

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't say that because they know I won't give a fuck

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Odds are they wont and even if they do just brush it off like a shit test. Worst case say it is half way from where you were driving from that day.

[–]gigitygigitygoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you me? Can't give this advice enough praise cause it's spot on.

I've always preferred the hand on the knee to thigh move. Starts off harmless enough, escalates to sexual territory and builds the tension.

Also, a bar! Too many people try to come up with something creative and unique for a first date when all you need is cheap beer and a pool table. No need to keep going from one place to another throughout the night as is so often mention on seddit.

Have a few drinks, lower their guard in a relaxed environment, and save some money which is especially helpful when spinning multiple plates. Dinner and a movie is about the worst possible date I can imagine. With pool, at most you've got the high top which makes it easy to get close to one another and keep the conversation moving forward.

[–]srqfla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Amazing detail excellent suggestions very strategic. 100% perfect

[–]indivisibleremainder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i knew my 10,000 hours in mario kart would pay off one day

[–]Luckyluke23 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i think this is the first tinder post on here EVER that actually gave some tangible advice i can use!

not some bullshit like.

step 1) be attractive

step 2) be step one at all time, if you break for a second you are DONE.

great post man i'd LOVE to hear this in more detail. getting little tips like this always works out.

[–]Shivanshu6893 2 points3 points  (4 children)

After reading this story, i want to share one of my story and further seek your valuable inputs for the next game plan.

I am a newbie , just started using tinder. I got this amazing air hostess as a match. I started talking and fixed a date. At first she seemed to be really nice, i asked for drinks but she said no. So we went on for a coffee.

While talking i started kino escalation, touched her thighs in the beginning. Somehow I invited her at my place saying that i have to charge my cell phone since it was discharged then i would drop her.

At home, we had this amazing sex in the bathroom. She became very intimate and asking me not to judge her. I fell into that trap and though that she might be a nice girl (it was the beta inside who felt that shit).

So next day after i dropped she acted real nice. I couldnt see the basic bitch in her.

Next day i came back from work and guess what ??? My roomie was fucking that bitch. He also found her on tinder. That so called nice girl i thought , got fucked by two people , living in a same house in less than 24 hours. I couldnt believed my eyes. I was so disappointed with my judgement of her.

Any veteran reading this post, please decode this bitch for me. And tell me what shall i do now as she is still available for me as she says. I want to fuck her out my sexual desperation only. Otherwise i just want castigate her alot.

What should i do to feel good ?

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Wear a condom and treat her for what she's shown she is... fun in bed

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've read many of the Tinder posts on here, and I've gotta say, yours is a really well written guide. It gets the job done efficiently.

[–]NothingFishy 1 point2 points  (10 children)

I suppose this questions fits more into the general context of game in general, but what do you do if she reject the hand on the inner knee or inner thigh?

[–]yummyluckycharms 5 points6 points  (9 children)

You need to gauge her reaction. If she casually dismissed it, go back to the inner knee and try again when greater comfort level has been reached. If she swipes away at just the knee or looks visibly uncomfortable, it means its time to cut your losses as there is no attraction.

Dating is a numbers game - always remember that

[–]RPthrowawayacct[S] 4 points5 points  (8 children)

She's not into it... next! I could have another date lined up before I've paid my tab.

[–]yummyluckycharms 1 point2 points  (7 children)

It doesnt hurt to flirt with other girls in front of her. She gets upset but if the other girl responds positively, she'll want you more. Her hamster is your greatest ally when you know what kibble it wants

[–]FermiAnyon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess the idea is don't waste your time with people who aren't into it because there are plenty of people who are!

[–]hamstercide 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I need help on the spinning plates thing. I've got a girl I'm seeing regularly (met through Tinder), she's nice and the sex is good but it seems like every weekend she wants me over at her place the entire time. This doesn't really free me up to see other girls. Every time I mention I find another woman attractive she acts upset, and she also seems to push on the idea that we're in a relationship, an exclusive one at that, even though I've never stated anything as such. I know I've fallen into her frame but is there any way I can salvage this without losing her even as a plate? She hasn't done anything wrong to warrant demoting her, if anything I want to encourage her devotion, it's just that I never promoted her to gf in the first place and most importantly I want to be able to see other girls.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

you're acting as if you leave, and the sex dries up.

Try just doing what you want, and owning your decision. Let the cards fall where they may.

[–]swimngolf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude great post - I really like the point of her giving you her number (this app drains my battery - NICE!) vs. the other way around! Been doing pretty good on Tinder so far, but there is always ways to improve!

[–]e-mess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love the part about necklace. I actually have some woman shampoo that a couchsurfer left in my bathroom. Time to put it on a display.

[–]Matt2kool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This right here is gold! this is game and an enjoyable read. I'm saving this.

[–]crash1082 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing about inviting a girl to play Mario kart then when she gets there saying..."Shit I don't have Mario kart"

[–]SetConsumes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Mariokart line is absolute brilliance

[–]Katavasis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome post.

I really like the simplicity and common sense you present your case with.

[–]aherne18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IDK, maybe you have a nice face! For me (and many others here, it seems), Tinder has been a place of primeval silence (like "sounds" on the Moon). If there's any laboratory that scientifically defines your SMV, Tinder is the one!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My problem seems to be makin a move once I get back with them. How do you transition from Mario Kart to goin dirty. I get awkward there.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

I too sealed the deal with a woman (who had a bf) at college 10 years ago using mario kart...

Except she asked me to come play mario kart...

[–]Toussant 2 points3 points  (5 children)

and did you play mario kart?

[–]Galactic-Unicorn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She got hit with his blue shell

[–]shit_with_holes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I doubt she dodged his banana though

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

We played mario kart, yes, among other things.

She had a long-distance boyfriend. He 3 friends were there, including a cousin, and nobody stopped her. Funny, huh.

[–]Squez360 3 points4 points  (0 children)

All females are shallow as fuck there. You have to get matched So you probably got laid regardless what you say or do

[–]JackGetsIt 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Thanks for the post but this is just a script and a script that works for YOU in YOUR area. What people need to take away from this is the attitude you project of DGAF and Abundance Mentality. These are the take-away not the PUA script.

[–]automatepmp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love this post, great job.

[–]Hyperian 0 points1 point  (5 children)

i wonder if "if you wanna come over and play HTC Vive" would work

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

It would work in making her cringe

[–]shit_with_holes 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Why all the hate for this guy? It's a joke.

[–]Toussant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

undress her while she's in another world

[–]tetracyklin 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I am afraid that by getting tinder I will condition myself to stop approaching women IRL because Tinder makes me feel too comfortable and fills that need.

[–]metalhead4 2 points3 points  (3 children)

It's true but tinder literally has so many women you wouldn't be able to approach them all irl.

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