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Men's RightsThe Long List of Female Privileges (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by AmericanHistoryAFBB

In case anybody has forgotten, women have tons of privileges sure to make any hard line feminist's hamster wheel spin at high velocities. Feminists outright deny that female privilege exists (http://everydayfeminism.com/2016/01/female-privilege-not-a-thing/). Let this post be a simple reminder that you have nothing to be ashamed about for being born a man, and that contrary to popular belief, yes, women DO have female privilege. Too many men have been tricked into believing they have all the privileges in the world but women have none. Heres a list of 97 privileges females have. Some may be more relevant than others. This list is probably not perfect, but nothing is. Here you go TRP:

  1. From an early age the opposite sex will be instructed never to hit me but I may not be given the same instructions. However, should I strike males I can expect not to be hit back and any social penalties that occur from my actions will actually fall on the male.

  2. If I’m not smart, but pretty, I can marry and achieve the social and financial level of my husband without ever working.

  3. I can produce offspring. A status which grants me an “essential” status in our species that men can never have and which can never be taken away from me even in old age.

  4. Regardless of my mate value society has organised fertility clinics and social welfare programs that will allow me to have children and provide for them should I choose to reproduce without a mate or marriage.

  5. I not only have the more valuable and sought after sexual identity, but I also have complete control over my reproductive choice and in many ways over the reproductive choice of the opposite sex.

  6. At any time I can abandon my parental responsibilities with little or no social stigma and hand the child over to the state or abort the pregnancy. A male could never relieve himself of this burden unless I allow him to.

  7. I am granted all the rights of a democracy without any of the burdens of military service.

  8. At age 18 I lose the protective status of the child but retain the protective status of the female. Boys at age 18 lose the protected status of the child and become targets if they fail to gain status after that point.

  9. When I marry a man with status I can take his name and become whoever he has spent years becoming. I need not do anything special to be worthy of receiving the reputation he has built. However, if I wish to keep my own name I can do so. Should my husband feel the sting of this insult I can simply call him a sexist for it.

  10. People will help me more when I’m in need and I will receive no social penalty or stigma for it.

  11. When I’m on a date things will be paid for me.

  12. When I search for employment I can choose jobs which I think are fulfilling without concern of whether they provide a “family” wage.

  13. I can discriminate against the opposite sex ruthlessly without social penalty.

  14. If I marry and quit my job and enjoy a leisurely life with light housework and then later divorce I will be given half of the marital assets.

  15. If I commit a crime and am convicted I will get a sentencing “discount” because of my gender. If I am very pretty it will increase my discount.

  16. If I am a partner in crime with a man I will likely be charged with lesser crimes even though I committed the same crimes even if I was the ringleader.

  17. I have the option to be outraged if my husband asks me if my behaviour is due to PMS and later on use PMS as a successful legal defence for murdering that same husband.

  18. At age 18 I will not be forced to register for Selective Service and will not be penalised for failing to do so.

  19. At a time of war I will never be drafted and ripped from my employment, home, and family and forced to become a military slave.

  20. My feelings are more important than men’s lives. Every precaution will be made to protect me from harassment at work. However, males will make up nearly 100% of workplace fatalities.

  21. My gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any and we get to spend men’s money.

  22. The majority of luxury apparel is designed, marketed to, and consumed by women.

  23. Seven times as much jewellery will be purchased by or for me than by or for men.

  24. I have a department of women’s health whereas men have no such department.

  25. My gender enjoys more government spending on health than males do.

  26. My gender consumes the lioness’ share of entitlement programs while men contribute the lion’s share of taxes.

  27. If I rape or molest a child I can expect lighter treatment in court and afterwards receive less social stigma. What’s more, should I become pregnant, I can sue my victim for child support when he finally turns 18.

  28. When I divorce my husband I will be guaranteed custody of my children unless I am deemed to be unfit. Even if my husband is “Parent of the Year” 10 years running it is unlikely he will get custody over me even if I am a mediocre parent.

  29. When I divorce I can use false accusations of domestic violence, sexual molestation of the children or abuse of the children to gain advantage during court proceedings. If I am found out to be a liar I can expect to get away with it.

  30. If a man calls me a slut it will probably hurt his reputation more than it hurts mine, but at any rate the damage will be small and localised. However, if I call him a child molester or claim that he raped me I can destroy him completely and the damage may be nationwide.

  31. If I fail at my career I can blame the male dominated society.

  32. I may have the luxury of staying home and being a housewife but if my sister’s husband does the same thing I’m likely to call him a deadbeat loser and tell her to leave him.

  33. If I “choose” to join the military; the best military occupations providing the most lucrative civilian training will be reserved for me. I will be kept away from the fighting as much as possible to the point that I will be thirty times less likely to be killed in a war zone than my male counterparts. I will be given equal pay for less risk. I will never have to consider the fact that by joining the military and getting a plumb assignment I automatically forced a male out of that position and into a combat role that may cost him his life.

  34. If a male soldier injures himself before a deployment he can be arrested and court marshalled for it. If I deliberately get pregnant before a deployment or even during a deployment I will be reassigned and or taken out of a war zone and I will receive no penalty for it.

  35. My gender watches more television in every hour of every day than any other group. This along with the fact that women control 80% of domestic spending means that most television shows and advertisement are designed to appeal to me.

  36. I can wear masculine clothing if it pleases me however men cannot wear feminine clothing without social penalty.

  37. Not only is there a wealth of clothing choices designed for me but it is likely that I will be able to afford or have them provided for me.

  38. I can claim that a wage gap exists and that it is the fault of sexism while simultaneously seeking employment without considering income as a priority. I will probably choose my job based on satisfaction, flexibility of hours, and working conditions and then expect to make as much as the males working nights, out in the rain and cold or working overtime.

  39. I can be bigoted or sexist against males without social penalty.

  40. If I make a false claim of rape against a male in an act of revenge or in order to cover up my own scandalous behavior I may well succeed at both and he may spend years in prison. If I am found out it is unlikely I will be charged, convicted, or serve any time at all.

  41. If I abuse my husband and physically assault him and the police arrive it is almost guaranteed he will go to jail.

  42. If I am in an abusive relationship there are a multitude of social organisations to help me get away from him. There are few for men in the same position even though women initiate the majority of DV and even though men are hospitalized 30% of the time.

  43. In the event of a natural disaster or other emergency that requires evacuation I can expect to be evacuated before males. This includes male doctors, humanitarians, politicians, captains of industry, billionaires, and religious leaders. I will receive no social penalty if all of those people died because I was evacuated first. However, should they manage to get evacuated before women and those women died they will all suffer a social penalty.

  44. If someone is attacking a person on the street I have no obligation to assist them and I will receive no social penalty if I do nothing.

  45. If someone is harming my children and I run away and ask someone else to help I will receive no social penalty for my cowardice.

  46. I’m immune to cognitive dissonance.

  47. I may denounce the concept of a dowry, however, I still expect a man to give me an engagement ring when he asks me to marry him.

  48. I expect a man to ask me to marry me and suffer the potential risk of rejection.

  49. If I lie it’s because I’m a victim of a male dominated society forced into difficult circumstances and not because I’m a bad person.

  50. If my boyfriend sabotages a condom he can pay me child support for the next 20 years. If I secretly don’t take my birth control my boyfriend can pay me child support for the next 20 years.

  51. If I’m uncomfortable exercising around men I can demand a female only gym be made for women. If any male only gyms exist I can demand membership under threat of lawsuit.

  52. If my female only gym at the university decides to close early for safety reasons I can scream sexism and force them to keep it open as long as the main gym.

  53. If I succeed at keeping the female gym open and I leave late at night and I don’t feel safe I can demand that the university spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for more lighting and police presence.

  54. If after getting new lighting and police protection I decide I don’t want to go to the gym anymore well that’s just my prerogative.

  55. I’m likely to believe that if a woman is intoxicated she is not capable of giving consent and if sex occurs it is rape. However, if her male partner is also intoxicated he is capable of consenting.

  56. If a man is promoted over me at work I have a right to suspect sexism even though I also believe that under adverse circumstances men are more capable than women of making good decisions. (see #55)

  57. I can cry and get my husband to do something for me that he might not have done otherwise.

  58. I expect people (especially men) to be sensitive to my feelings.

  59. I can deny a man’s feelings or disregard them or ridicule him for having them without social penalty.

  60. If I lose my job it’s because of sexism or the economy. If a man loses his job it’s because he’s a loser.

  61. If I go to a club or bar with my girlfriends and I look my sexy best I have a right to be perturbed when men approach me and hit on me in this public place.

  62. Even though men die more from prostate cancer than women die from breast cancer I can expect that twice as much funding is given for breast cancer. The same will apply to any female specific disease or malady.

  63. If for some reason I do not get custody of my children I will be expected to pay less child support than another man in my exact same position.

  64. If I kidnap my children and I am eventually caught I can successfully defend myself by claiming I was protecting them from my husband–even if my children were given to him to protect them from me.

  65. My gender makes up 53% of the voting population yet when I see more men in political office I will call that sexism.

  66. If I am married with children and I want to stay home with the kids I’m likely to blame my husband for not making enough to allow me to do that.

  67. I think it is my right to work and I am unconcerned if the influx of women into the workforce has reduced overall wages to the point that it’s hard to support a family on just one income, or affirmative action has kept men from being promoted even though they deserved it.

  68. I can get student financial aid without signing up for Selective Service (the Draft).

  69. I can get employment with a federal agency without signing up for Selective Service.

  70. Restrooms for my gender will be cleaner and are more likely to have flowers or other decorations.

  71. If I’m caring for a child restrooms for my gender will more likely have a changing table for my convenience.

  72. People I’ve never met before are more likely to open doors for me.

  73. People I’ve never met before are more likely to talk to me in public.

  74. If I go to a bar I can expect that members of the opposite sex will purchase drinks for me.

  75. Anytime I find an organisation just for men I can denounce it as sexism.

  76. I believe that women should have organisations just for women.

  77. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he doesn’t call I have a right to think of him as an asshole.

  78. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he calls me I have a right to blow him off or act like I don’t know him.

  79. I believe I have a right to live in an orderly and safe society but I feel no obligation to risk my safety to secure or maintain that society.

  80. I like it when bars and clubs have drinks specials just for women.

  81. I think that organisations that offer any discounts or privileges just for men is a clear sign of sexism.

  82. If I’m white I will live 6 years longer than white males and 14 years longer than black males.

  83. If I’m encouraged to get medical care it’s because I owe it to myself.

  84. When my husband is encouraged to get medical help it’s because he owes to to me and the kids.

  85. If something bad happens to me or just one woman I believe it is an offence against all women.

  86. I believe that if something bad happens to a man it’s because he’s a loser.

  87. I think that alimony is fair when paid to a woman but not fair when paid by a woman.

  88. I’m more likely to believe that women who commit crimes are sick and need treatment or understanding whereas men who commit crimes are evil and should be locked up forever.

  89. I can criticise the opposite sex without social penalty, but woe be to the man who attempts to criticise me or other women.

  90. I can throw a fit and act like a two year old to get what I want without damaging my mate value.

  91. I have the luxury of not being the filter for natural selection.

  92. I can sleep with my boss if I want and afterwards I can sue him for sexual harassment.

  93. I can wear seductive clothing and perfume to attract a man at work but no one will accuse me of sexual harassment.

  94. If I hear a story about Darfur and how men who leave the refugee camps to gather wood are hacked to death to prevent their wives from being raped I am likely to think that is proper but not likely to send money.

  95. If I hear a story about Darfur and how women are leaving the refugee camps to gather wood are being raped I’m likely to be outraged. I’m also likely to wonder why these women’s husbands aren’t protecting them.

  96. If I ever heard these stories about Darfur it is my privilege not to care or even consider that the reason the second story exists is because all the men in the first have already been killed.

  97. It is my right to maintain the belief that men oppress women despite all of the evidence to the contrary.

And there you have it. Exhaustive, but interesting nonetheless. Check your privilege, feminist shitlords!

Sources: https://mensresistance.wordpress.com/female-privilege-checklist/ https://antifeminismaustralia.com/female-privilege-checklist/


[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 120 points121 points  (8 children)

Check your privilege, feminist shitlords!

Ah but they won't. This list is a list of how much they are winning by, not something they see as needing to be fixed.

Only men can be manipulated with "do what's fair and right and equitable", women can not.

[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Yeah you're right. Its men who are most manipulated with "do what's right and equitable". Feminists probably rationalize their privileges away as "something something patriarchy".

[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Yeah you're right. Its men who are most manipulated with "do what's right and equitable". Feminists probably rationalize their privileges away as "something something patriarchy".

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I've heard it rationalised as "men have had it their way for centuries, now it's our turn to have it all" - conveniently forgetting how much men have supported and sacrificed for women for millennia, as if we somehow owe them everything.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Also, no one was grieved, or benefitted from events a generation ago.

And by that logic, it's the bears turn to rule the world, we treated them shittily for too long, give him a run at the White house

[–]Senior EndorsedMattyAnon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hahaha that's a great analogy.

[–]Senior Contributoradam-l 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Women lack any sense of humanitarianism. They only consider themselves, plus a small percentage of men, as humans. The extreme feminists' claim that men must be kept under 10% in society echoes a general anti-male sentiment, that is present in all womenfolk. It has both cultural and biological reasons, sadly.

[–]landon042 30 points31 points  (4 children)

didn't read all of it kinda skimmed, but this definitely stood out

In the event of a natural disaster or other emergency that requires evacuation I can expect to be evacuated before males. This includes male doctors, humanitarians, politicians, captains of industry, billionaires, and religious leaders. I will receive no social penalty if all of those people died because I was evacuated first. However, should they manage to get evacuated before women and those women died they will all suffer a social penalty.

The day when there's a horrible disaster and some whore that's high on meth 5 days out of the week goes before me and I die because of pussified castrated society.

Rip my potential, but no please go first princess apparently the world will bend over backwards for the wet hole between your legs

[–]Darth_Antonius 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure that is how it would play out. If there was advanced knowledge of a massive natural disaster those important male figures would be evacuated before anyone else knew about the impending disaster. Once the general public begins evacuating, women and children would certainly be prioritized above any man who is not essential to maintaining and advancing society.

[–]nrafield 4 points5 points  (1 child)

As a subset of this, even in war the winning side is more likely to slaughter men while sparing women and children. Although the women might be raped.

[–]slay_it_forward -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But they orgasm (enjoy) that rape.

[–]PMmeYourSins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only this isn't because men are 'less valuable', it's because we're expected to help, which often requires physical strength and endurance most women don't have.

If it's really your goal to save your ass with the least possible contribution to society, feigning a disability should do the trick. Congratulations, you've won at life!

[–]BlackMarmoset 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's the perfect example of truth that nobody wants to listen.

[–]CuckFuckMcPuck 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Great list. It would be a shame if this were posted around college campuses.

[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh Lord have mercy that would be crazy...

[–]VincentKenway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Suddenly you will be on every female's hitlist.

[–]ArkAngelEV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got a hardon reading your reply

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (4 children)

Guys should know these truths. Don't show them to a feminist though.

The big message here is, don't engage a feminist. Anything you offer, even if backed up with scientific evidence will be disregarded. The conversation(even if friendly) will end with no progress.

[–]lolnottelling 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I think I got a different message. I have a civil engineering degree, with a focus on welding but I did take a feminist studies class. In the context of academia feminism is detailing the root causes of discrimination and inherent bias in the structure of society, including government, labour, etc. This list in itself is feminism in action. There are differences, there are discrepancies, but everybody suffers. Society is unfair. Life is a minefield of rats scrambling over each other.

[–]Ganaria_Gente 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Lmao at you pretending that the mere discussion of gender discrimination means it's feminist.

Feminists never gave a fuck about gender equality. They care about female supremacy. This is why, to this day, they believe gender discrimination is against females when in reality, much of it is against males.

Feminists will never ever allow a serious discussion on how misandrist and gynocentric our society is.

Let's not pretend that both sides are suffering equally.

[–]lolnottelling 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The problem is that lipstick liberals took the concepts of "feminism" from academia and turned it into something it isn't. Feminism from an academic standpoint is "there are difference between people and society will never have an answer for them, however obvious the problems are" is feminism taught in schools. Morons screaming shit on Twitter isn't.

[–]Ganaria_Gente 2 points3 points  (0 children)

as someone who used to be 100% SJW/feminist myself, i have to disagree with your definition of 'academic feminism'.

here's the thing: the diff between feminists in academia, and those on social media/internet, is only a difference in age and numbers and volume - it is NOT a difference in kind.

they hold the SAME set of anti intellectual, anti free speech, anti science, and above all, misandrist beliefs.

until the SJWs are forced to relinquish their monopolistic control over our post sec institutions, SJWs will proliferate, like a virus out of control.

the truth is that the world has both misogyny and misandry (i'd argue the latter eclipses the former). the feminist only cares about the former, though, because she is a supremacist and a bigot.

lets not pretend the academics are a special snowflake group. ...

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[–]FuckyouAvast 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Well said. Even considering the overwhelming female privilege, I'd still rather be a man.

It is a nice list though.

[–]Marcus1138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. Interestingly our privileges come from theirs and vice versa. For example, our privilege of self determination comes from their privilege of being protected by us. And their privilege of being protected by us comes from our privilege of being physically stronger.

I wouldn't say one gender is more or less privileged or better or worse - in general we have symbiotic differences that are important to the human race. We may value some advantages over others, but ultimately you can't have one without the other.

[–]slay_it_forward 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Whats better about being a man aside from the strength advantage, which is useless in today's society anyway?

[–]Xavhorn 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not being so damn emotional is great.

[–]CandidRaccoon 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Do you want to menstruate or give birth? Do you want to have an inferior pain tolerance despite having to menstruate or give birth?

Would you like to live in a world where you have a bible of privileges but still be unhappy because you are an emotionally retarded she-ape?

Do you want to have all of these social movements for your advancement in STEM, resulting in no true advancement because of the reality women are disinterested / simply intellectually inferior as a whole?

Do you want your entire value as a human being to hinge on being fertile and pretty? - cause that's all you will truly have.

And if you were an anomaly - a woman born with some sense of morals, would you want to live with the fact that you are the most privileged, coddled, pedestalized creature on earth? and you earned and deserve absolutely none of it?

Just saying.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wish I had Affirmative Action. I don't know about other countries, but it sucks to be a man in America these days.

[–]rubenescaray 12 points13 points  (1 child)

The thing is that feministis tend to be ugly fat whores and the majority of them doesn't receive this kind of privileges, but your point stands...

It's not anybody's fault that they're ugly and fat and nobody wants to fuck them. At least any men of high value.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's not anybody's fault that they're ugly and fat and nobody wants to fuck them.

I beg to differ http://www.returnofkings.com/114644/27-attractive-girls-who-became-ugly-freaks-because-of-feminism

Although it is true that feminists tend to be fat and ugly, not all of them started that way before developing their disease, and even those that were that way initially tend to emphasise their ugliness. Or maybe they can't do otherwise, the ugliness of their personality just can't help coming to the surface.

[–]1OneRedSock 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Bill Burr says it best: There are no feminists in a house fire.

Granted, that stand-up is about him defending the gender pay gap instead of acknowledging it for what it is: a myth. Still, he's one of the most red pill comedians out there.

[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Bill Burr says it best: There are no feminists in a house fire.

Haha I remember that one. I agree, I recommend his stand-up to any red pill aware guy on here.

[–]waitforit666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sadly he has become incredibly blue pill over the past few years...getting into louis ck territory of blue pill

[–]Tigerspiss 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I don't really know that I'd call myself a feminist but I am female. If there were a house fire I'd definitely try find my way out of it instead of waiting for someone to save me. It's not every woman that's a feminist just because they can think and do for themselves.

[–]TangoZulu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The point isn't that you cannot save yourself, it's that there is no social expectation for women to sacrifice themselves to save others. It's a riff on the "women and children first" lifeboat tradition. The joke is that feminists argue "equality" but will play the woman card when it benefits them. The feminist will take the seat on the lifeboat, watch the men drown and not think twice about it.

[–]Darth_Antonius 21 points22 points  (1 child)

These things are what happen when you give children the freedom of adults.

[–]guyinokc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Theyre not children and theyre not dumb. They are privileged- which I hate to say since 'check your privilege' has become such a bullshit rallying call...

These are the double standards you get when a group is privileged.

[–]_not-the-NSA_ 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Women's bathrooms are usually worse than men's are.

[–]VincentKenway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering its lined up with 10+ women at all times, I'd say it's bad hygiene and women excretion methods.

[–]iceblasta14 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Just out of curiosity, what's the source of 33? I know the whole not allowed to go into combat is true (for enough reasons that could demand a whole post by itself) but if they aren't deployed, they don't get hazard pay, unless I'm extremely mistaken

[–]Angry_Landwhale 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's blanket pay for deployments to a country or under the banner of a campaign. For example, if you are deployed to support OIF/OEF, there's no difference between those sitting on a base and those who live outside the wire in most respects.

[–]iceblasta14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had always been under the impression of hazard pay for the combat roles, guess not

[–]DigitallyDisrupt 5 points6 points  (6 children)

Good list, thanks for taking the time, however; in your desire to stretch to 100 you included many that are not exclusive to women. Actual count still an unreasonable ~80s, but I prefer inarguably facts to made up stuff. That way I don't have to parse out the bullshit when repeating.

Numbers, 2, 9, 11, 14 to name a few.

14 for instance can happen, it's just rare since women know to marry up, even if they are millionaires. Or in my case, my stupid AWALT ex decided to divorce me, AFTER the crash of 08. When my income ceased, but her line of work was flourishing. She had to pay me years of alimony. Even though, just a year before I made 3x what she did. I made sure to keep the house spotless inside. And of course, since I'm a guy, the yard had to be tended by me. Was beautiful, even from space/Google maps. Couple months after i moved out, several plants were dying, yard looked like crap. Was perfect for nearly a decade. Showed that to the judge.

[–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I agree with you, like I said it's not a perfect list but it is relevant.

[–]DigitallyDisrupt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very relevant, and enlightening. As someone said, distributing this as flyers on campus, even if it just affects the tiniest population, would still help to break the illusion.

My version of the flyer might be condensed to the top 50 or 60, cause attention span, lol.

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    [–]Angry_Landwhale 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Then make that list which you think would be more accurate, instead of complaining about this one.

    [–]DigitallyDisrupt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    (especially the one about PMS as a valid court defense) that need real-world examples/sources to hold any water.

    Actually one of the least controversial. No man has ever gotten away with murder because it was the time of the month. While, if YOU do the search for case law, you'll see, too many women have skated. Across the world.

    Here, I'll throw you the first one... http://www.neulaw.org/blog/1034-class-blog/1743-pms-as-a-legal-defense

    [–]colby2992 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    If a woman denies their partner (man) sex, he has to deal with it. If a man denies his partner (woman) sex, he doesn't love her, he neglects her, he doesn't think shes good enough, ect... Just a double standard I've experienced a few times. Could be a "privilege"

    [–]bigcitytruth 5 points6 points  (7 children)

    List item #697: "If I want to have a great body, I don't have to use a high amount of discipline to put myself through agonizing discomfort by lifting very heavy objects for hours at a time, multiple times per week on a strict regimen for years and years, I simply have to refrain from shoveling junk food into my mouth."

    [–]Tigerspiss 2 points3 points  (6 children)

    Wouldn't that apply to guys as well?

    [–]bigcitytruth 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    No. Notice I said "great body." A man will not have a great body unless he lifts heavy things.

    [–]Tigerspiss 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    One person's "great body" is another person's "he's way too into himself" or "gross, way too big". Similarly, there are a few girls I can think of that don't have great bodies despite being slim.

    [–]bigcitytruth 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    Found the guy who doesn't lift.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This is true

    Posts like these are such a circlejerk of whining and bitching. It's sad.

    [–]bigcitytruth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's not whining, it's just an acknowledgement of how amusing/funny the difference in efforts that Mr Universe has to go through versus Miss Universe's efforts. Unless you think it's something I'm totally making up.

    [–]thestingray1 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    I love you for making this. I will have his at the ready from now on.

    [–]ImamMahdi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Multiply these privileges by 1000x and I would still kill myself if I was born a woman.

    I thank God everyday that I was born a male.

    [–]1GroundhogLiberator 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    Couldn't get to an even 100? :(

    [–]DigitallyDisrupt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    No, because many are not exclusive to women, he took liberty getting to 97

    [–]HydraDoad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I'm sure OP could throw down some workplace fatality or education stats and concepts.

    [–]Compeliminator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    this was an awesome post. thinks for the effort. i think ill print this and frame it then hang it up

    [–]serendipitydoodaa 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    Alright, to be fair, I'm only here because law and order svu reminded me of you guys and I like to lurk so I can spot you dudes out in the "field" and put up my own defenses. So I fully expect to be harassed or banned outta here, but I gotta ask: what is up with "immune to cognitive dissonance?" As a life long vagina owner, I can tell you I experience cognitive dissonance regularly. I don't even see how this one fits with the others. Also no explanation, just that statement? What's the deal?

    [–]AmericanHistoryAFBB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I think it has to do with rationalizing actions so as not to feel guilty. Cognitive dissonance gives you guilt. Rejecting a nice guy because he is skinny and under 5'8 would make you feel guilty because it is quite mean, but rationalization makes up for it so no cognitive dissonance is experienced.

    But I didn't make that rule up, so I'm not completely sure on that one. Just as not every claimed male privilege is perfect on paper, neither is this.

    [–]Arroway2357 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    I'm a homosexual man who's gone rogue along several lines (Red Pill, generally conservative/libertarian). One example is that I do not identify with women as a rule. Most men like me may not specifically identify as women, but they most certainly identify with them, and will side with them in any sort of disagreement or cultural discussion. One thing women and their gay male allies love to do is immediately attack my orientation or masculinity if I point out any female privilege or take men's side in a disagreement, even if they're SJWs and would shriek about homophobia in any other context. As they are wont to do, they instantly attempt to use emotionalism, social censure, and ridicule to take down their opponents, and are immune to any cognitive dissonance.

    [–]HalfwayIllumined 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You confuse the socially inept, moral relativistic safe space creatures with your honesty. It pains them to see someone like you and it's fucking magic.

    [–]rivenrock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    So much inaccuracy and over-simplication on that list. And so much misogyny in the comments.

    [–]asotranq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Man get a grip, women potentially have it better in some ways but I'm still so much happier I'm a guy. If you understood the point of this subreddit you wouldn't be whining about this and instead you'd be out making something of your body or mind.

    [–]1OneRedYear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    started reading this shit and then I stopped. I don't give a fuck about female privilege. I don't care. I have to worry about my own shit.

    [–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any and we get to spend men’s money.

    on a tangent, but, I really think this is why we live in the feminized world we do today. the " powers to be" ( Illuminati or Kabal, whatever it is you call them) made it this way so they could have more power and money

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The fact that guys are so desperate for this ^ just to fit into society and maintain their social status as 'cool' or 'normal' amongst their societal peers is retarded.

    I will never understand this insane desperation for women when they provide so little.

    [–]DaeBixby 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    EDIT: 96a: they have already been killed - AND raped.

    [–]jing345 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Gaming & Twitch/Streaming:
    Skill-less gamer women can make money off their foreveralone "wolf-like" male viewers. Using their charm and hang out their tits to seduce males.
    Men had to be good skillful gamers to make money from streaming.