Christiano ronaldo (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Astonford[🍰]

Ronaldo is right now one of the most influential, best and richest players in football/soccer right now. He has a net worth of 230$ million dollars.

But along with using his wits on the field, he also uses them in his private life. Seeing as you're RP men, I doubt you spend much time on social media but if you have, you may have noticed accusations against Ronaldo when he recently said he's expecting twins via a surrogate mother in the United states. Cristiano has already used surrogacy with expected results.

People immediately lashed out at him. Accusing him of being gay (which is why he's dating a latina beauty right now) or that he will never be able to fill his "void" (whatever the fuck that means)

Instead of this, if it was a single influential female figure who said she was having kids this way, barely anyone would so much as open their mouth, if not to congratulate her for being a strong "wymen".

If you go on facebook right now, you'll notice how majority of the accusers are fat cucks, neckbeards and post-wall women.

In reality Cristiano is being smart. European soccer players are one of the major prey of predatory gold diggers. Many such naive players had been mercilessly divorce raped by these cunts. He must have seen or heard of such examples otherwise why even consider surrogacy.

Tl;dr Cristiano ronaldo said he was going to have twins via surrogacy. Majority of people immediately were triggered

[–]LampRapist 482 points483 points  (92 children)

I love this story. This guy really has shit figured out on so many levels.

[–]JustDoMeee 187 points188 points  (45 children)

Yeah when I first heard about him using surrogates I was completely shocked at how RedPill of a move someone so famous as him is making.

He's the smartest, rich and famous guy I've ever seen, clearly RedPill as fuck.

[–]Astonford[S,🍰] 170 points171 points  (43 children)

He needs to have a nice long chat with Elon Musk.

[–]Sementeries 194 points195 points  (29 children)

Elon is lost.

Man is about to get divorced a second time ...by the same woman.

[–]RedBikerMouse 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Elon is proof of how contextual "being top of a hierarchy" is. Any person can dominate on one ladder (entrepreneurial) and be utterly trash in another (sexual). And those aren't the only ones.

[–]hellionwins 12 points13 points  (0 children)

True Pompey the great was a magnificent general, one of the most successful in Roman history, but a horrible politician.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 60 points61 points  (12 children)

Well... Look at him.

[–]Toussant 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Must've had some hair transplants since then.

[–]canyoustopp points points [recovered]

He's definitely a beta provider, but it says more about society and women if a guy with his vision and drive isn't considered "high value".

Everything has been reduced to a zero sum game.

[–]Sementeries 52 points53 points  (2 children)

This is what he looks like now.

You can be in a room filled with people and still be all alone.

[–]internet_badass_here 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Looks like he had a hair transplant, nose job, and jaw implant.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

More like hair transplant and lost weight

[–]SuckMyFist 28 points29 points  (5 children)

Look at Peter Thiel in that picture, with that evil horny grin, he looks like the gay roommate you tolerate... but that you are afraid one day will suck your cock while you are asleep.

[–]MyLittlePonyofDoom points points [recovered]

So what's the story behind this comment?

[–]internet_badass_here 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Peter Thiel sucked his cock while he was asleep. He woke up right as he was cumming to find himself staring into the vampire eyes of gay satan.

[–]italian_mobking 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He wanted his gay roommate to suck it but never did.

[–]legitimateusername4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He looks like he's been working eighty hours a week to succeed in the cutthroat silicon valley marketplace, tbh.

[–]SuckMyFist 11 points12 points  (2 children)

divorced a second time ...by the same woman.

Divorce rape me once, shame on you, divorce rape me twice, shame on... the patriarchy?

[–]busetgadapet points points [recovered]

I thought he ALREADY divorce twice by the same woman

[–]saladon points points [recovered]

Isn't Johnny Depp's ex-wife dating Elon now?

What a clustfuck.

[–]LordThunderbolt 24 points25 points  (6 children)

Yeah, apparently she's "smitten" by him.

What a croc of shit. It's like nobody can see she's after the billions.

[–]Cunt_Robber 11 points12 points  (5 children)

I wonder she got access to him. One moment you're in Hollywood with Depp, the next you're with Musk?

How the fuck do you do that, and do it that fast, is what I want to know.

[–]LordThunderbolt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

These people all go to the same big parties or sponsor events, they mingle there.

[–]jackedadobe 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Elon knows what he wants. He arranged to meet her and they hit it off. Although his last wife was a young actress, so he hasn't learned much.

[–]Cunt_Robber 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Elon hit her up? After what she did to Depp? ... he deserves it then. smh Are some guys that into monogamy or does the urge to pair-bond and nest get that overwhelming with age? It would be nice not to feel the urge to stick my dick into practically all the women I see daily but then again, getting that urge to settle down and have babies would be way worse of a distraction. I'm honestly more apprehensive about that urge finally setting in than about dying.

[–]Duchat 5 points6 points  (1 child)

johnny depp's cunt ex-wife is next on the divorce rape train. Amber Heard's misandryst cunt has earned more than her acting by now.

[–]patrice_plz_come_bac 56 points57 points  (12 children)

Musk is just a little autistic. Trp truth is too harsh

[–]1grubek 71 points72 points  (11 children)

He is an engineer. Give him a puzzle and he will solve it no matter how hard it is, but when it comes to the vastness of social relationships he gets lost.

[–][deleted] 35 points36 points  (5 children)

MUSK had a prenup. He only paid her 16m. Don't think it bothers him tbh.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah trp loves to bash Musk because he's tripped up and gone blue pill a couple times but I'm sure their lives have only been pure red pill /sarc... He has a frustrating habit of learning from his mistakes and knocking it out of the park eventually though.

[–]MuhTriggersGuise 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My ex got about 5k out of the value of the home we owned together (I got about 25k because I had seeded most of the investment). To be honest, she really didn't deserve anything, but I was trying to be generous knowing she could cost me more than 25k in legal fees/bad court judgment because the situation I was in with her. I'm fine with it because of the potential risk, but on the other hand, she wasn't really entitled to anything, and it irks me she got 5k that was rightfully mine.

5k is nothing in the big scheme of things to me. If I was Musk, I'd be annoyed as hell to have a gold digger fleece me for 16m. It isn't the percentage of your net worth they get, it's the principle of the matter. But I can understand agreeing to it when considering the risk. Again, she could've gotten a lot more based on a bad court judgment, and sometimes it's just pragmatic to give them a tiny piece to not risk the whole pie.

On a personal note, I have never been married nor never will. Owning a piece of property with a woman is the most I've done, and I will never do that again.

[–]-Universe- 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Only for the first marriage, not for the second one. The bitch has demanded $1 Billion in divorce settlements.

[–]Godtiermasturbator 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ugh... So she didn't get enough on her first go around, she probably saw his success and fortune grow, started acting sweet again to trigger his blue pill traits just long enough to get back in the fold and try to get out with more money the second time around... Insidious and sinister, but typical for a woman.

[–]-Universe- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely correct. When she left him the first time he was worth $2 billion but in the next few years Tesla and SpaceX had tremendous success which made him worth $13 billion. That's when she came back.

[–]CQC3 25 points26 points  (3 children)

That's about it, I'd imagine that's entirely how his mind works. You got motherfuckers coming to TRP spending hours reading about how to fuck girls and then they make fun of Elon Musk for being clueless about women even though he probably spends all his time being consumed by his life's work.

Who the fuck cares what his attitude about women is, understandably it's going to be lacking. The qualities that make a good engineer are typically not those conducive to dealing with flighty bitches.

[–]Darkseid_Omega 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Although some criticism of Elon's decisions in regards to women is valid, the cold hard truth is that a fair amount of dudes here(probably the teenagers and younger fuckups) are insecure. They only excel to some degree in bedding women and it's their way to feel a little better despite not having much going for them.

[–]the99percent1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Famous? He is a motherfucking monster of an athlete...

I mean messi was blessed with godly skills and have an entire team built for him since he was a baby.

But cristiano is above messi simply because he refuses to accept anything less than perfect. Even though I dont follow football much, this dude is someone who gains much of my respect.

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I knew he had his shit together when he dumped her supermodel gf because she talked shit on his mom

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

What a lot of people don't know about Christiano is that he's very insecure - don't read that as stupid, unambitious, scared or anything other than simply insecure.

His father was an extreme alcoholic and little Chris used to smash his football as hard as he could to try and make his dad proud, he won literally everything as a kid and displayed his trophy's proudly.

There is literally nothing in this world that can take away from Christiano's achievements or ability, and obviously you grow as you get older, but it's interesting to note that his strength came from not having a positive father figure.

[–]Demmitri 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Cris grew up as an insecure boy, but he is no longer an insecure man I'll tell you that. People grow up, alphas do it first.

[–]juggernaut8 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What a lot of people don't know about Christiano is that he's very insecure

If he's insecure then I don't think there's hope for the rest of us. The dude always had crazy self confidence. As a kid while playing for Sporting Lisbon, he was so incredibly impressive against Manchester United, that almost the entire United team convinced the manager to sign him up after the game. It takes bucket loads of self confidence to play the way he did against veterans. If you check out documentaries about him, he's always had insane self belief from a young age. He's probably insecure in some areas of his life but aren't we all insecure in some way. I mean it's just wrong to call the dude insecure because he's like the opposite of that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't know my source.

I'm not arguing with you - google "Football365 - Portrait of an Icon - Christiano Ronaldo"

You seem to be thinking that insecurity is a barrier to, rather than an inspiration for, success.

[–]1grubek 62 points63 points  (34 children)

Ronaldo is a story of work and promotional success. He is a beast there. Specially if you compare him with his rival, Messi, who is widely regarded as the best soccer player of this time, just above Ronaldo. But Messi is shy and not so "sell-able". Instead Ronaldo is a commercial money making machine.

That said, the accusations of him being narcissists are not so far off. He has been seen getting angry when a team mate scores instead of him, while the rest are congratulating the team mate. In a group of males that is a social death sentence, and he only gets away with it because of how good he is. He has said out of touch and insensitive/immature stuff to the press repeatedly. The guy has the economic and the woman part figured out, but socially he always has been very immature.

Also, it is possible that he is gay. For a while, he traveled with his private jet during weekdays from Madrid to Morocco to visit a kiclboxer who is heavily rumored to be gay. And dating models is no excuse, gay artists have " dated" models and later came out as gay. Dating a famous gay guy is great promotion for models. Or maybe he is not gay, just very fashionable. It really does not matter.

What matters is that, while he is very good commercially, he has always been socially very immature and out of touch. Not a great model of alpha among other men. He grew up without a father, only with his mother and it shows.

[–]Gr0o0vy 24 points25 points  (9 children)

And a close friend of mine is the guy who coached the said kickboxer from childhood. I do not think they are gay but I think they play for both teams.

[–]writewhereileftoff 15 points16 points  (3 children)

We talkin about Badr Hari here? I call bullshit. Jealous betas everywhere.

[–]1legedu 5 points6 points  (2 children)

And what do you base that on? Your totally hetero love for Badr?

[–]writewhereileftoff 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yes one day i hope to get that ass.

On a more serious note, what do you base these "gay" accussations on? Shaming a man is a classic bitchtactic. No reason, no evidence, just herpa derpa they must be gay because they both succesfull and friends. If it makes you feel better call em gay all day they are probably both shagging woman most men can only dream of.

[–]Gr0o0vy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I am not shaming anyone. I shared my opinion based on what I heard from people who RAISED Badr.

[–]ArkAngelEV 16 points17 points  (4 children)

Exactly what I was thinking. A closet bi guy, who has all his shit together, the fame, fortune, doing anything and everything he wishes. He may actually be the face of the fully enlightened TRP guy gone to 10. If you think about it from a SMV point of view, going gay makes too much sense. Economically, socially, sexually. Being able to leverage all your energies and not being too concerned about women is how you get ahead.

Unfortunately I can't go there, grosses me the fuck out, pussy is just too good and I don't accept subsititues. But if I were able to, would've done it in a heartbeat.

[–]maniclurker 18 points19 points  (3 children)

I say it all the time. Homosexuality is cheating the fucking system. My ex-roomy is gay, and knocked down several different sexual partners every week. Dude was an absolute beast at gaming other men.

Some people have a problem with it for various reasons, most of which seems religious in nature. Some just think two sweaty dudes fucking each other in the ass is kinda gross. I'm not into butt stuff, but won't hold it against them.

My beef with homosexuality is how it encourages blue pill bullshit in our society. Feminists and fags love each other, and ride each other's victimization coattails to social gain. Even my roomy agreed with me on this point... he frequently stated how beneficial being gay has been for him in the corporate world. And this is in Arkansas, a relatively conservative part of the US.

[–]1grubek 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A lot of gays are very fed up of feminists and in turn feminists have started turning on gays. Its only at the top that they play nice for the government money.

[–]Cunt_Robber 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny you say that. Milo Y. called it a while back in an AMA. The gays easily cheat the system, and worse, many are aware of it. As a good-looking man, I've been hit on a lot by gay men. In fact, I have gay friends, and in fact, I have experimented. It made me get a great idea of what it was like to be a woman: basically, you become the gatekeeper of sex. During the "mating ritual" you can go at your pace and they'll have to follow, you can tease them, make them do weird shit to validate themselves. Gay men cheat the system, however there is also this more pathetic side to it. Gays are kind of the scum at the bottom eating the scraps. You get a sense of how pathetic women think men are when the men bend over backwards to please them. It's a sad, sad turnoff. It reeks of desperation, of weakness. And while women might empathize and be encouraging/supportive, you've killed their sex drive. That's why you should try your hardest to never show weakness in front of any woman. Regardless of who you're trying to fuck, you need to give off a sense of value and a sense of impenetrable will. You need to have the proper push/pull even with that HB9 you managed to bring back to your place.

[–]ArkAngelEV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I largely agree with you execpt that gay men are bluepill. That is definitely NOT THE CASE. They know and say upfront it's all about how hot you are, they're at the gym pounding out heavy weights to max their looks, are cultured or get to be in arts and music, focus on fun and not heavy ass subjects. And they dominate the more fem guys. When it comes to women, must are friendly but don't march under the same banner, they have their own agendas. Have to say the majority of gay guys, or at least the ones i know, are incredibly redpill as fuck. Most be a major metropolis type of thing

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I've never met a gay person who hasn't had sex with the opposite sex.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (5 children)

What? Badr Hari, since when is he rumored to be gay.

Bullshit rumor and only spread because they are both hated by many and people envy them.

[–]Skiffbug 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Socially very immature? You must not follow football, certainly.

Amongst all the crap that emotional, stressed and tired footballers have said 2 minutes after stepping off the pitch, this guy is nowhere near being "very immature".

He one of the few top footballers in which his mates express nothing but admiration. You think you can do that while being immature?

You might be remembering some comments he made back when he was 20 or something...

[–]NSTis4Me 3 points4 points  (1 child)

A prof of mine in college was a big wig boutique consultant in Europe (he's a Turk). He claims that he has it on good info that Ronaldo is gay. Not that hard to believe IMO.

[–]AverageAsian69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Him getting angry at team mates is a manifestation of his drive to win. He expects the very best out of himself and his teammates, he's passionate about the game. I'm not really a CR fan but I think he is literally the world's hardest working footballer, he didn't get to the top of the game by not giving a shit about his and his team's performance. I don't think he's a narcissist... he's if one of the 2 best players the world has ever seen lol, he just happens to know it.

[–]XZTALVENARNZEGOMSAYT 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This is absolutely ridiculous. He is not gay. He was in a 5 year relationship with Irina Shayk. That's BS. Taking it too far

[–]LordThunderbolt 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That means absolutely nothing. John Travolta only came out as gay in his late 40a or early 50s I believe. He's been married and had kids too.

[–]HEADPOCKET 5 points6 points  (0 children)

ELI5 why is having kids through a surrogate a smart red pill move? Because it prevents child custody battles?

[–]IAmDirtyBands 257 points258 points  (33 children)

Also Ronaldo dumped his supermodel girlfriend on a dime because she snubbed his mom's surprise party. Family is extremely important to him.

The frame and abundance mentality is real.

On a side note, I'm proud that he is representative of the Portuguese. Considering that I'm half Portuguese, I'm also glad he's on my nations team. He's a solid role model for abundance and work ethic.

[–]LilB2fast4u points points [recovered]

Im a HUGE Messi fan, but you gotta respect the fuck out of Ronaldo for being a boss and one of best ever and very smart man.

[–]IAmDirtyBands 20 points21 points  (3 children)

I love both of them.

I played soccer, and as a 5'6" lefty I love Messi. As a Portuguese dude, I also love Ronaldo.

I, however, cannot play like either of them.

[–]LilB2fast4u points points [recovered]

yes Messi putting on for all the short athletes!

[–]jotenko 13 points14 points  (13 children)

Another Portuguese Red Piller here.

[–]IAmDirtyBands 6 points7 points  (8 children)

I thought no one would find me behind the Frango.

[–]jotenko 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Could not understand the joke.

[–]IAmDirtyBands 3 points4 points  (6 children)

Frango is Portuguese chicken. Insanely popular. Also delicious.

Idk I'm at work and I'm hungry.

[–]EnduroRacer 17 points18 points  (12 children)

Not the best role model for young soccer players as far as his temperament on the field, especially his level of ego and how it clouds his team play with the national team.

Source: Am salty brasilian wishing for the Ronaldinho, Robino and Kaka days to somehow return.

[–]m4hdi points points [recovered]

You spelled Robinho wrong lol. Que chato!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

This a double-edged RP tactic, which is why it's not prescribed to the average RPer. It's basically a gamble.

See, if you can be that kind of egoistic douche and pull it off? You just AMOGed all your colleagues and peers.

If it costs your team too many wins though, or becomes too transparent, or your SMV just in general drops in terms of soccer, that kind of douchey ego will hurt you 3-fold. Basically it's walking a fine line.

[–]skylive2 points points [recovered]

Yea look at the laughing stock of Nicklas Bendtner for what happens if your ability is dwarfed by your ego.

[–]CQC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not really double edged at all, nothing wrong with being a little cocky, a little egotistical at that level of success, it's sort of expected. However, don't mistake that for being a good quality. It's only acceptable when your level of ability allows you to behave in such a manner, it is compensation.

If you're at that level of success and accomplishment and you're still worried about AMOG'ing your mates, you're a fucking idiot. It's really no gamble, not sure how being a bit insufferable on purpose is better than being extremely talented and shutting the fuck up about it.

[–]IAmDirtyBands 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I can see that. People who hate him see him as bitchy, those who love him see him as fiery. There is no doubt though that he is one of the best leaders on the field. Ego drives many men to greatest. Someone mentioned him already, but think of Zlatan's ego. Zlatan talks about Zlatan in third person.

Also, our national team won the Euro. Win is a win!

And jeez you're Brazilian. Just let us have this Ronaldo!

[–]basebool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You cannot be the best if you don't have the emotion and passion for the game.

[–]_vend7u 49 points50 points  (9 children)

Growing up without a father figure can have really bad BP effects on guys. I wonder what effects growing up without a mother figure would do to guys?

[–]RichieFinn 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Ronaldos father died pretty young ironically. When he was 20.

But Ronaldos mother and Sister play a strong part in his life so id imagine his sister will be a strong figure there.

[–]RastaTeddyBear 36 points37 points  (2 children)

Iirc, about 70 percent of children from single mother homes grow up to have some kind of personality disorder. But only 10 percent of children from single father homes. I was raised by my mother, and my shits fucked. I was a BP nice guy until like 6 months ago. Looking back to the 2 years I spent with my father in middle school, I spent the last one as an alpha at school, but I was too soft from being raised by my mom to stay with my dad.

I've figured it out the nice guy/fuckboy psychology though. My whole life, I've seen a "strong" woman, raising 2 kids by herself. She always worked hard to make sure my sister and I had the things we needed and we almost never wanted for anything. From seeing that my whole life, I expected all women to be as good to my as my mom was, but that was just irrational. It caused a juxtaposition. "Women are awesome, I was raised by one!" But then in college I didn't get any play, had constant oneitus and I started to resent them because they didn't live up to my expectations.

This was a ramble. I think I'll go back to lurking.

[–]Docbear64 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I grew up with a single mom who is an amazing woman and can't agree more . This sub finally taught me to appreciate the difference between women collectively and my mom . My mom has sacrificed and provided me more than any woman in this life ever will so No I won't give the average club THOT the same level of respect that the woman who brought me into this world and raised me deserves and earned . She'll have to show me she's worth my time just like any other human being on this planet .

I feel sorry for any dudes who didn't grow up with a great mom I know I wouldn't and couldn't replace mine even if I wanted to .

[–]DukeofSaxony 41 points42 points  (1 child)

The nuclear family is a good foundation to healthy children. That said his children will likely have strong female influences in their life along with the privilege his fortune merits. That said, not amount of money can replace a loving mother but woe is I.

[–]ksnyder1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Growing up in a nuclear family allows you to be naive and believe in true love. Everyone has some dysfunction and you have to see that. I think having divorced parents but a good father figure shows kids the reality. Obviously everyone responds differently to their environment, though.

[–]ChromeJester 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I grew up with a mother who was mentally ill in some way (not autistic or anything but sick), let me tell you, it fucks you up. If you want a long paragraph/paper about it I can oblige but I'll spare you. Tl;dr made having relationships really difficult for my teenage-uni years, and a bunch of other shit.

[–]gp2106 87 points88 points  (44 children)

He is one of the guys with most SMV in the world

[–]d6x1 102 points103 points  (41 children)

European soccer players are one of the major prey of predatory gold diggers. Many such naive players had been mercilessly divorce raped by these cunts. He must have seen or heard of such examples otherwise why even consider surrogacy.

And he was also really ugly once. SMV is more elastic than you think, so all you ugly motherfuckers shouldn't be beating yourself all day

[–]postreformedpua 38 points39 points  (16 children)

Fuck, I should get my teeth fixed. Damn...

[–]Cesare_MA 20 points21 points  (11 children)

I'm in college getting my really fucked up teeth fixed. I've been self conscious about that shit all my life and even though I look like a baby with braces, it is so, so, so worth it. Just do it.

[–]sunshinetime2 10 points11 points  (9 children)

I'm 33 and just getting to it now. Just had jaw surgery last week to correct my underbite. It's been the biggest source of insecurity for me. Happy to be getting it corrected. Better late than never!

[–]Cesare_MA 1 point2 points  (8 children)

How expensive was it? I have a minor underbite that I may get fixed once I get financially established.

[–]sunshinetime2 4 points5 points  (7 children)

Insurance covered it but my deductible was $6,000. I don't have the greatest insurance plan but I had to switched to that one cause I knew they'd cover it. Total operation was in the range of $50k. So $6k isn't terrible considering what it could have cost. I have a good job so I look at it like a future investment. It'll be well worth it. I'm in the States too, for the record.

[–]Toussant 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good deal, cost is peanuts in the big picture.

[–]CQC3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did it in college too. I gotta be real with you, that was a game changer for me. I was always insecure about that shit, and being insecure about expressing happiness (smiling) can really fuck you up. I have so much more to do, but looking back on it so much changed at once, got braces finally, and found TRP about the same time...Jesus.

Honestly nobody gave a fuck that I had braces, not even chicks. In fact, just getting them on was enough for my confidence knowing that shit was getting fixed day by day made me more attractive to women and to people in general.

[–]kankouillotte 38 points39 points  (7 children)

I think that's why he is so realist towards women.

When he was ugly and not yet famous, I bet he didn't get much, so he is not naive about girls, and know perfectly why today he is banging models.

Someone who got it easy with girls ever since highschool are going to be less aware of AWALT

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

A very wise man by the name of Mike Jones said it best:

"Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot they all on me"

[–]1dongpal 3 points4 points  (1 child)

by this reasoning elon musk should be realist too and not be scammed so easily

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

as a super ugly guy in med/high school who got bullied a bunch and also grew up without a dad I like to think there's a frame here, just like CR (where my millions at doe). It's hard to be fooled when you got 0 pussy until 18yo, and a few half decent ones at 20.

Last weekend a friend of a girl I'm dating when I'm in Europe said I look better than Mariano Di Vaio. I'm like WTF those creatures can't be objective...better body, yeah probably. Face? lol. Fantasy of a stranger who lives in the US and bangs her friend real good when traveling around? Most probably.

[–]bpjsdrp 68 points69 points  (5 children)

God damn, that pic is a wake up call to everyone making excuses.

[–]basebool 15 points16 points  (4 children)

To be rich enough to get surgery?

[–]bpjsdrp 3 points4 points  (3 children)

No, to take care of yourself as much as possible. Not everyone will be able to have access to care like Cristiano does, but it goes to show how taking care of yourself is already a step in the right direction.

[–]RememberWhenEye 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Taking care of yourself seems like maybe the wrong word choice here.

[–]Cesare_MA 38 points39 points  (1 child)

Ronaldo looked like the dude who always asked "where the hoes at" and got quiet af when the hoes actually showed up.

[–]Xavhorn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest comment ITT right here.

[–]Rommel0502 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Amazing what money can do for you. Good for him on so many levels.

[–]XZTALVENARNZEGOMSAYT 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Sure money helps but the aesthetic changes made for him aren't out of league for most. Looks like acne treatment and braces and whitening. All of us should strive for a perfect smile

[–]CQC3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's crazy, but if you look at his face you can clearly see the potential to what he currently looks like. Braces + skin care + clean haircut.

[–]superotherguy117 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He wasn't that ugly, it's only his teeth that were atrocious. His iconic jawline was still there.

[–]Returnofthemack3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol seriously. Get rid of that teeth issue and he'd still look good in those photos.

[–]nuesuh 34 points35 points  (2 children)

Love how people are sperging out over this. Pretty sure Christiano is a happy man... And that's all you could want for I guess.

He's not throwing himself into shark infested waters, now the sharks are angry.

[–]Sementeries 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No "you go grrrl" cheerleaders for the bitch that would take his money and children, and his balls away from him.

[–]Roaring40sUK 109 points110 points  (14 children)

I suspect that more and more famous men will be doing this..

Lots of shaming and "gay" comments. This comment was left by a woman;

A total narcissist. Children deserve an intact home with two loving parents. This is all about him and that he wants to reproduce.

No further comment needed...

[–]2renzy77 105 points106 points  (3 children)

Lots of shaming and "gay" comments. This comment was left by a woman;

A total narcissist. Children deserve an intact home with two loving parents. This is all about him and that he wants to reproduce.

It's an ironic complaint coming from women, given that it's women who initiate the majority of divorces (nearly 70%) and are therefore the primary reason children are no longer growing up in "intact homes with two loving parents." And yet society bends over backwards to celebrate single-mothers' heroic struggles rather than portray them as "narcissists".

[–]WhorehouseVet 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Women hate facts that contradict their feelz.

[–]Roaring40sUK 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yes, the sweet irony of that womans comments..

[–]NightmarishPT 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, his family is tight as fuck and he has enough money to buy anything the kid wants. Plus he tries not to spoil the kid too much.

The kid is getting better treatment and eductation than 90% of the ones with "two loving parents".

[–]maximun_vader 36 points37 points  (8 children)

I may have an unpopular opinion in here, but I believe reproduction IS the main goal of life. He is just skipping there middleman

[–]douchetinc 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Yep. He's going straight to the supplier and getting the same product at a 90% discount.

[–]ArkAngelEV 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I would argue a superior product, probably purchased both the best genes/his taste as possible and best surrogate. He probably didn't cheap out

[–]lqtys 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He hasn't skipped anything. He is going to have twins by a surrogate mother. He already had a son (Cristiano Jr.) by another surrogate mother.

He has already reproduced. He is just so smart to not compromise his career with a bitch.

[–]slay_it_forward 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Not unpopular at all. Biologically that is our purpose. That's why nature pushes us to fuck as many women as we can.

[–]Roaring40sUK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think unpopular at all. Afterall, TRP is sexual strategy and part of that is how do you have kids (if you want them) in a fem-centric society?

[–]Returnofthemack3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's not an opinion, that's indisputable fact. That IS the purpose of life. Now, whether or not you need that to be happy is another matter entirely.

[–]Areu4realm8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

to people who want kids, then yes, children should be their main focus. But life has no goals. Most of the world have children. their life is still meaningless and sad.

[–]1TimmyTurnersNuts 18 points19 points  (2 children)

HUGE RONALDO FAN HERE. Dude is one of my idols. Hell I saw his documentary that hit theaters like 3 times. Ronaldo may or may not be gay. Though many suspect the latter. Matters not, he's red pilled through and through. Nuked a shit test with his ex who asked him to choose basically his family or her. Guess who stayed? Even with his body language and mannerisms you can tell this is a man who is the best version of himself, which is one of the core principals of the pill. Personally, I want to go the surrogate route when I have a kid. Why? Because this society want allow me to raise a masculine kid without labeling me as sexist. Good for CR7

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Better get fucking rich, I want to go this route too but it's expensive. Jango Fett life style.

[–]Velebit 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Christiano ronaldo has the pretty boy look with very neotenous features that is why people accuse him of being "gay". However that kind of look is what high DHT/total t will give you and that is in no way related to being gay or bi or heterosexual. High total t/DHT will give you a rugged look that women in 30s prefer.

He has figured out that most women cannot be trusted and that with his brutally high profile he cannot really count on them being honest with him, if he went to mongolia or somalia to find a woman who does not know who he is, the story would get around.

A lot of people have a sick pleasure of comforting themselves that many of those beachelors bechelorettes don't have kids and their genes will die out, but he shows them that he can have as many kids as he wants and he can pick the most beautiful smart healthy partner to make them. They get jealous that is where the story ends. It seems unfair to them, however it's also kinda unfair for Ronaldo who, because of his status, looks and money will NEVER be sure if ANY woman he ever had really cared for him one bit. At least he can be sure his kids love him.

[–]vox_veritas 21 points22 points  (6 children)

His first child wasn't really the result of a "surrogate", so to speak. The story is that he had a fling with some random waitress in New York and she got pregnant. Then, he gave her a ton of cash to walk away and remain anonymous.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (5 children)

The fact that she left her child for money really bothers me. Imagine telling your kid "yeah your mom left you for a paycheck".

[–]Docbear64 18 points19 points  (2 children)

She'll probably come out of the woodworks once the money dries up . They always do and she'll do it under the banner that Ronaldo coerced her and " Robbed " her of her chance to be a maternal figure to their child .

In truth the money and attention you can get from being the woman knocked up by Cristiano Ronaldo is too much to resist for too long .

ronaldo probably won't tell his kid that any way . what could a random waitress provide his kid that he can't ?

[–]RomanEgyptian 7 points8 points  (1 child)

He has always maintained he will tell the child who the mother is, he isn't hiding it from the child

[–]pisspoordecisions 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah he said once the kid turns 18 he'd reveal who she is

[–]ArkAngelEV 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to say that something in latin culture makes it understandable. I can't imagine said kid being too broken up about it

[–]1Sir_Distic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you really think that every woman would do the exact same thing for the right sum of money under those circumstances? I'm not talking about his gf getting pregnant but what was probably a 1-night stand with a waitress. Most if not all would for enough money.

[–]yomo86 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ronaldo - as much as I despise him personally - has delivered men a RP blueprint. He does it quite openly and cannot be shamed as single lesbians doing this stuff, as well. First he got successful in what he does. Then he power grabbed other areas of life (Ronaldo endorsed shit anyone). Then he got kids, on his terms. Sure he paid but that proofed that a woman's ability of child bearing is essentially for sale to the highest bidder. Then he fucks models who are exchangeable and cannot hold the kids hostage.

[–]slothsenpai 29 points30 points  (14 children)

As an Arsenal and football fan, I used to hate Ronaldo but over the years. I grew not only to admire him as a footballer but also as a character too with an abundance mentality who proves doubters wrong. Another player in my opinion who fits the "unstoppable no fucks given" attitude is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

[–]doughbo32 46 points47 points  (3 children)

Zlatan was asked to try out for Arsenal once. He told them, "Zlatan doesn't do auditions." Dude knows his self worth and doesn't give a fuck what people think.

[–]bowie747 51 points52 points  (1 child)

He was asked in an interview what he got his girlfriend for her birthday. He said "she doesn't need a present, she has Zlatan".

[–]Twocurvedhollowfangs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I highly recommend reading his autobiography. He's such a fucking boss on and off the field.

[–]JustDoMeee 16 points17 points  (1 child)

That man is a God, a complete badass alpha male. His interviews are fun to watch.

[–]Sementeries 5 points6 points  (0 children)

LA Galaxy is looking to make him the highest paid in MLS history.

[–]bleed_red_white_blue 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I got respect for him. He handled fame well and he works hard no matter what everything else is second to work for him. He's like Tom Brady

[–]askmrcia 7 points8 points  (1 child)

If only NBA and NFL players take this route they be way way way better off. Average or slightly above average players like Antionio Cromartie, Robert Meachem, and Paul George (seriously the list goes on and on) would take this route they be far richer then what they were.

I just find it fascinating how these guys work extremely hard to get to where they are at and throw all kinds of money away on having kids with whores or get taken to the cleaners by their ex wives.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Too lazy to look it up but like 60-70% of NBA/NFL players go bankrupt within 5 years of leaving the NBA/NFL.

[–]NeoreactionSafe 13 points14 points  (3 children)


It sounds very wise to me.

These days the laws are so bad when it relates to children and marriage that this sort of extreme action is logical.

We need to get the Child Support Laws banished and all Divorce Rape penalties eliminated.

When the "best and brightest" chooses this sort of thing it's a wake up call that we live in a world with seriously confused laws.


[–]patrice_plz_come_bac 14 points15 points  (0 children)


Here is where you lost them womyn

[–]stevendew 56 points57 points  (5 children)

I'm from Spain, Cristiano plays here, in the Real Madrid. A small correction: his name is "Cristiano", not Christiano.

[–]mdcrubengonza 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Thank goodness for that correction!

[–]BobLordOfTheCows 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go ahead, correct "soccer" as "football". Do it. We all know you're dying to.

[–]victor_knight 11 points12 points  (4 children)

Unfortunately, surrogacy has been "engineered" by most governments to be out of reach or unfeasible for 95% of men. Another 4.9% actually think marriage is better or holier or whatever.

[–]patrice_plz_come_bac 4 points5 points  (3 children)

How so?? Costprice? Or laws?

[–]victor_knight 13 points14 points  (2 children)

It's a combination of things. Price, medical checkups and genetic testing (of the man), his age limit, his income, the types of women willing to be surrogates (let's say usually not white 9s and 10s), facilities limiting surrogacy to couples and not single men, difficulty of getting nannies to take care of the kids (with a single man in the house), simply being illegal in most parts of the world, religion, social pressure etc.

The same is true with donating sperm. You'd think it was easy but there's a whole set of requirements that basically disqualifies or puts it out of the reach of over 90% of the world's men.

[–]1edwardhwhite 11 points12 points  (3 children)

One wonders if the surrogate requested natural insemination

[–]The_Man11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then she wouldn't be a surrogate.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Accusing him of being gay

hard to blame them. Christiano is so beautiful that I sometimes think "STOP YOU'RE MAKING ME GAY".

[–]Dtrp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ronaldo is the man, and anyone who disagrees should be punched in the mouth. Ronaldo also paid for a kids cancer treatment.

[–]Agent1407 7 points8 points  (3 children)

I will never go to social media say shit and I respect his individual autonomy to do things like that. But I still think that a nuclear family is much better than doing something like this. Yes, it is hard as hell to manage to get a decent wife who will not try to divorce rape you eventually (and it is even harder for someone like him). Sincerely, I think the only thing that can suppress women hipergamy in the age of social media and feminism is religion. Any secular reasoning will convince her at some point that the most rational thing to do is to leave.

[–]postreformedpua 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I don't think it's possible when you are that rich. If you were sitting on a multi million payout it would be a constant battle to not pull that handle.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree but not getting divorced raped is a gazillion times harder when you are famous/loaded.

[–]Fedor_Gavnyukov 4 points5 points  (0 children)

not a huge fan of ronaldo but I do applaud his choices. didn't know about the twins situation. I plan on doing the same.

only question is, is surrogacy bulletproof or can the surrogate mom come back later with a law suit?

[–]JF803 4 points5 points  (3 children)

Also an extremely humble guy, gets ripped on a lot for being cocky but he's just ultra competitive.

[–]telenoobies 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Bro, when ur at his level, its impossible not to be "cocky". Those who say hes cocky are just haters man.

[–]JF803 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There's a video where he's talking to a kid who's first language clearly isn't Portuguese, but he's trying, and the media is laughing at the kid, and Ronaldo Fucking roasts the media for laughing at the kid saying how he's trying and doing a great job, why would they laugh at that. Great guy, great father as well. It's evident he loves his son

[–]EnduroRacer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you throw a hissy fit because your teammate scored instead of you, it is very possible to be cocky and an ass. It's a team sport but his ego demands he be the center of attention and only one earning offensive merrit. Pay attention to how he reacts when a teammate scores vs how the rest of the team reacts to the same event. Then compare to how he acts when he scores and how the rest of the team follows. A true leader rejoices in the success of his peers, that's why I personally say cocky. Wanna do it all by yourself? Play tennis, swimming, or get into mma.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Can someone please post him a "red pill as fuck" t-shirt.

[–]matrixpush 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the highest SMV dudes in the world. Usually guys who call very good-looking guys like him gay are typically nerds.

[–]-Universe- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Its so fun to see the trail of alpha widows left by CR7.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Ronaldo is 100x the man that most American men have become.

Fattened on Corn Syrup, non-lifting, weak frame people-pleasing pussies

The surrogate news just reminds society that all men are not created equal.

Don't like it? Cry about it or DO something with your life. Its your choice

[–]DarkRenaissance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good example. I hated him when he was at United, but he's quite intelligent when it comes to planning his life. Someone to emulate.

[–]francisco_DANKonia 1 point2 points  (2 children)

What I'm curious about is how he gets someone willing to raise the child. Does he just hand it to nannies?

[–]pisspoordecisions 1 point2 points  (1 child)

His mom takes care of his son most of the time

[–]Ajo75375 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I was expecting an article about his hard work and mind set on and off the pitch

[–]StinkyDogFarts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unles you meet a unicorn and are simply hell bent on ruining her body, I suggest following our kicker here.

[–]Returnofthemack3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude's my hero lol. I used to not think much of him, but seeing him trigger the masses and not give a flying fuck (he's ronaldo after all) just made me respect the dude

[–]grachuss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to quit hanging out with that waste of talent Badr Hari.

[–]Mr_Talent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's Cristiano, there's no 'H' in his name.

He does have a son now (around 6 years old or so) and the circumstances of his birth are not well known. Supposedly it was not a surrogate mother, but an American chick (not famous) that accidentally got pregnant and to whom he paid a ton of money to give full guard of the child to him and never to speak of it.

European soccer players are one of the major prey of predatory gold diggers.

I don't think this is true. I'm European and I can't remember a single case of a player who got divorce rapped by a gold digger. On the other hand, I know of several examples from famous sports players from America...

In all honesty, I have never met a soccer player who wasn't extremely RP, at least on the way they handle women. These guys start from a very very young age (14 or even earlier) to get a lot of female attention. They don't need to practice or pretend 'Abundance Mentality'. Also soccer is not a 'prestigious rich kid sport' like tennis for example. No, in fact most great Portuguese players come from a very pour background (Ronaldo is such an example). So, there's no high honour or false moral values in such environment. These kids know life sucks. The ones who manage to get to the top are too street smart to let themselves be seduced by gold diggers. They are players in and outside of the field.

[–]hatefulreason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's not rp he's just a chad

[–]Virtusvitium 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Close to a quarter billion net worth just from playing soccer lmao

[–]pisspoordecisions 9 points10 points  (0 children)

From being one of the best ever at the most popular sport in the world*

[–]SiPhilly 1 point2 points  (3 children)

I would not be surprised if he was gay.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He is almost certainly gay. Sadly due to his global brand he has to remain closeted (big fanbase in Africa and the Middle East for example)

He once responded to an opponent's gay slur during a game by saying "A faggot, yes. But a rich one, bastard."

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

That seems like something a closeted person would NOT say.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd imagine its an open secret amongst fellow players

[–]BOSpecial 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is gay, in relationship with that Egyptian boxer.

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