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This has happened to me several times now. In clothes, they all looked super hot, with a plump butt and perky boobs. In the bedroom, not so much. Is it just me or do women now routinely wear form enhancing clothes all the time? How can I spot this?


[–]FuckboyAWALT72 points73 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Pretty hard tbh since women are not stupid and learned from their childhood on how to be 'attractive' or more like how to seem attractive.

They are masters at hiding a belly or pushing their A breast to a C.

Best thing is to go for women that wear tight clothes or approach at beach / beach parties / bikini zone.

However if you don't like her appearance once she is naked take a BJ and throw her out afterwards.

[–]alphabachelor5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

And this is why we should never have regret for running tight game.

Edited: Fixed a typo.

[–]ashleyshafer2752 points53 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

Stay under 26

[–]Pumptodump13 points14 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Tons of uggos out there that are 18-25. I need a cute face. I rather fuck a 40 year old that looks like Jennifer Lopez than an ugly-faced 18 year old with a younger body.

If all you care about is a younger body then fuck a sex doll yo...for life.

[–]omegaXXIV23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You can see their face without their clothes on.

[–]nawzyah11 points12 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

[–]RP_Br310 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well it can't be that ba-
MY EYES!

[–]_the_shape_2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

WOW

[–]Pumptodump0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Some don't photograph well and the photo could be fake. Dsly Mail is known for dumb stories.

How about Julianne Moore instead? She one hot MILF. Rarely has makeup on so you know she fresh.

[–]INTJokes0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck

[–]ashleyshafer27-5 points-4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Are you saying that older women are generally more attractive? Because you're wrong.

[–]Pumptodump9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No, meant ugly older women were still ugly at 18. Cause the face don't change.

[–]Forcetobereckonedwit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

for starters...

[–]Terdmuffin33 points34 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

I use their arms as a good gauge. Keep in mine most women's clothing and underwear is designed to make them look better.

[–]kruxofthemimed19 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yup yup, huge pointer right here. You can usually estimate the body fat % of a girl by her arms. I've pretty much never seen a legit skinny girl (14-16% BF) with fat arms at all. If theres flab, you bet your ass theres gonna be more where that came from

[–]alphabachelor7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Also the ankles. I've never seen a thin girl with fat/thick ankles.

[–]KumonRoguing9 points10 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Look at their chin/jawline too. If they're skinny fat, aka still not that desirable, they will have a sagging chin.

[–]Clapboom1 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

My girl is like 100 lbs with basically no fat anywhere and has a sagging chin, sometimes it's genetic.

[–]KumonRoguing0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

Does she workout though?

[–]Clapboom0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Only when she sees the flab tryna creep up, or thinks her ass is losing definition, even then it's pretty half-ass workouts

[–]KumonRoguing0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I notice it more in females that don't workout even if they're skinny. You're right though, it can be a genetic thing.

[–]TheGatesOfValhalla2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Best advice here.

[–]Throwawaters points points [recovered] | Copy Link

Go for young and fit.

A recent ONS I had started with her asking "how much do you go to the gym?", to which I replied "I don't". Which is obviously a lie, anyone can tell. She then kept talking about her routine untill we got to her place.

Tl;Dr lift and go for gym chicks, fit women love muscles

[–]DiggerClam4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"I don't" or "37 and ¼hrs so far this week" are my go-tos.

[–]trppr19 points20 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I had a girl who wore this panty with what is the equivalent of shoulder pads but on her ass (to hide her non-existent ass). It's like this firm but flexible material.

If you squeeze gently you should be able to feel out for these types of contour creating materials.

[–]Flerderp_McLerderp2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Hahaha. Had this girl in my secondary school who did the same thing. The guys made fun of her saying she wore nappies to school.

[–]DiggerClam4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

They weren't wrong

[–]BusterVadge17 points18 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Start banging personal trainers. Or ask for nudes beforehand.

[–]redditJ510 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Or ask for nudes from personal trainers.

[–]failingtheturingtest16 points17 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Or ask for personal training from nudists

[–]Trooper_18680 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Or ask for nudists during personal training.

[–]_the_shape_30 points31 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

There's something not adding up here.

Either you have incredibly unrealistic expectations and are disappointed that women aren't built exactly like your favorite pornstars, or you're not being straighforward about the fact that you're dumpster-diving.

[–]quicklogaccount23 points24 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Nah dude.
Women's clothing, if not tight, can be wonderfully designed to hide very fucked up features. Recently I banged a girl who seemed chubby tops if you hugged and touched her, not skinny and big boobs and ass for the eye. But she had an awful, hideous body. I'm having some moral hangover over it, days later. I suppose it'd have been worst if I didn't fuck her though.

[–]DiggerClam2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Don't even get me started on stomach stretch marks 🤢

[–]quicklogaccount1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel your pain. Shaggy breasts, stomach stretch marks.

It sux you know. I used have no reservations against girls in loose clothing. Now I guess I won't be making a move on them anytime soon.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen17 points18 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Either you have incredibly unrealistic expectations and are disappointed that women aren't built exactly like your favorite pornstars

Why would that be unrealistic? My body holds 100% what it promises in clothes, if not even better.

[–]mbillion1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I would agree, i look less muscular in clothes

[–]Forcetobereckonedwit2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I too, make sure that I am fit, interesting, charming, have pocket money, and excellent personal hygiene. It's amazing the shit women think they can get away with...boring, dumpy, flabby, twat funk, and yet...hole, so she thinks she's a catch.

[–]DiggerClam2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Because that's what EVERY SINGLE ONE of their mentors are like. The most famous and rich celebs have average bodies, are masters of makeup and post selfies of themselves with over prices merchandise on Instagram. Girls actually think that this is how you become an establish human being. Working out is too hard and time consuming and Kim K just gets tucks, so that's what I'll do. Yay!

[–]Forcetobereckonedwit0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yep, humans a mostly just a mess. Sad.

[–]_the_shape_0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fair enough, assuming they appeared to be offering exactly that before the birthday-suit reveal

[–]HappyMexican1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Totally agree. Goes back to "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

My guess is porn. If someone put a chastity belt on you and forced you not to jack off for just a week, a curvy piece of driftwood is sexy.

Drive my point home even more. Go watch Don Jon with Joseph Gordon-Levitt. He gets the hottest chicks ever, but because of his porn addiction. They always look like shit to him. He gets up at night and jacks off after just doing a chick. That's a pretty deep addiction.

Porn is a double edged sword. It lets us control our urges during inappropriate or hard times, but also spoils us where we can't enjoy the actual act near as much.

I try to use it to my advantage. It lets me go longer during actual intercourse. Most women need 15 - 20 min of solid, steady pumping in order to get in the mood properly enough to finish. Its the trick to keep them coming back. Once you have a woman thanking you for great sex (The following day), she is much more willing to do riskier/more fun things.

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do you watch porn?

Because that fucks up your expectations

[–]Bear-With-Bit3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes. This is why I like to fuck with drinks in my system and the lights off.

[–]Totallyoriginaluser points points [recovered] | Copy Link

Can't be disappointed with the body when fucking skinny blonde 18 year olds with pretty faces Eddie Murphy meme

Not all girls wear deceiving clothes, and if she's young they shouldn't sag too much, anything larger than a B is just a bonus to me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

that's not actually Eddie Murphy.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe you're going for the wrong girls.

[–]Forcetobereckonedwit2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's a rare woman indeed that truly has a smoking hot body. I just had the pleasure of one that does and I was reminded of that when she wandered around naked after and before debauchfests. She actually looks better naked.

They all wear whatever makes them look the sexiest possible. Get used to it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Sleep with women you actually like

[–]mymonster8u0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Maybe keep it in your pants until you get to know the person. Wait until you are in a commited relationship with the right person. Because that person will look very beautiful to you and you will see them in lots of different clothes. You sound like you are picking out hoes while drunk at a bar.

[–]mrHappyPotatoe0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Once I was getting my way with a 23 year old. And as my prevoious experiences have suggsested i was hoping hot body. Instead what I got was when she dropped her bra there was litteraly nothing. I was like what shit is thia but ok. Next step when I put my hands on she was covered with this short hair. In my mind I was like will the dick comes next? I was like the hell with this shit. I appologiesed myself and out I went.

Basically you can never know whag you gonna get. Its like box of chocolates.

[–]DiggerClam1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

The push up bra and stomach suckerinerers technology these days are fucking insane. If she looks remotely unfit fear the worst.

[–]Late30sMasculist0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Doesn't happen to me. 90% of the time, I am pleasantly surprised when she first takes her clothes off.

Once you see enough naked girls IRL, you can start to imagine what they will look like when the clothes come off. Taking the time to mentally undress her before you bring her home can save a lot of trouble.

[–]Ur_not_cookaine0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Happens all too often brother... yeah yoga pants are grear... untill the clothes come off

[–]QuickBlue120 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

https://youtu.be/eEzH40l-Dg8

Keep studying hard and make your own woman someday, dude :3

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[–]DSetupDTitleDMenu-3 points-2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm pretty sure they're also disappointed in you once your shirt comes off.

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