Gents, another milestone has been reached today. 250,000 subscribers.
Of course, I read about us in the news and they say we're absolutely wrong about women, so that's probably why we're so popular.
We're a household phrase now, but it's only because our predictions are hilariously wrong.
Hell, we are the cause of villains on tv. Can't make a good story on American Horror Story without talking about America's real horror: those basement dwellers with no grasp on the truth.
Making a movie about men? Why not piggy back on how much exposure out name gets!
Guys, we suck. This place sucks. Our success is 100% because of that. We don't understand women, we brainwash you by holding your face in front of the computer and you cannot escape, we defenitely don't know what women want, and we're definitely mysognists.
This is why they absolutely cannot stop talking about us. Because we have nothing valid to say.