Went clubbing for the first time (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by StannisBa

So I finally became 18 yrs old, and I go to uni (skipped 2 yrs). Due to my age I couldn't go to parties etc for the whole first year untill now so my social circle is shit. But I've been really looking forward to go clubbing so I went alone. I'm 2m tall (6'56'') so people think I'm older. I've tried to apply trp for a year or so, was a major nerd previously (guess I still am).

At the club not much really happened. I went because I wanted to hook up but I knew that I'd be better off having fun so I didn't focus on women. I socialised with people and drank a bit then I danced (I cant dance for shit but I noticed that most ppl couldnt either). I got IoI's from three girls I think but the first wasn't receptive and I lost track of the two others.

Club closed, someone told me there was an afterparty so I went to the apartments where the party was. Place was basically a strip club, with the girls having nothing but their bras and jeans on and dancing on the tables. they were only there to get fucked.

I went out on the balcony (very small) and some girl came and started hugging a dude in front of me, cuddling with him. At the same time she was grinding on me/shoving her ass on me. My beta conditioning kicked in and I started thinking he was her bf (wtf) and that she did that accidentally. In the back of my head I knew she was doing it purposfully (I guess the whole thing was a shit test) and she started talking to me about some shit how I was doing. Even when she focused full attention on me and stood by my side etc I was too paralyzed to do anything even though I knew I should've. So I blew that chance.

After that I just continued dancing and having fun, police ended up coming cus some dude fell off the building and died. So the vibe naturally died.

My main take away from this experience was to never ever be paralyzed when a girl is giving the biggest possible IoI's and to not fuck around with windows/balconies.

[–]drewshaver 1 points1 points [recovered]

some dude fell off the building and died. So the vibe naturally died.

wow story took a dark turn there

[–]R41nmaker 533 points534 points  (20 children)

I liked how he said it so naturally like it’s no big deal and it happens all the time. Lol

[–]RandomReeditUser 94 points95 points  (12 children)

Well...People do die every day. Man is life morbid.

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points  (11 children)

people die every day, people dying every day as a result of clubbing? not so common lol

[–]RandomReeditUser 19 points20 points  (10 children)

Clubbing didn't kill that individual, falling off a balcony drunk did.

[–]forgetful_storytellr 61 points62 points  (9 children)

Falling off the balcony drunk didn’t kill him; slamming into the pavement at terminal velocity did.

[–]RandomReeditUser 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Sounds like fancy words for gravity.

[–]WalterEArmstrong 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, gravity can be a real bastard!

[–]nomogoodnames 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If gravity killed him it was the gunpowder that killed Lincoln. It's always the hard shit hitting your ass that does you in.

[–]ohyeawellyousuck -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Well, not really. Gravity isn't what killed him, so it would be an oversimplification to summarize the above comment as "gravity", though, for the typical person, it makes no difference to paraphrase the statement incorrectly as it gets the point across.

[–]redpilledprince 1 points1 points [recovered]

This is the funniest thread ever.

[–]AshyBoneVR4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points  (1 child)

American Dad has established that a party is not epic until somebody dies.

[–]R41nmaker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That’s true. Carmen Selectra dying is what made Roger’s spring break party epic. Lol.

[–]rossiFan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Like "yeah somebody spilled a drink so naturally the vibe died."

[–]Bisuboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe he lives in Eastern Europe

[–]GhostVanguard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not a real party until someone dies

[–]DontEatTheFish25 77 points78 points  (1 child)

Dude jumped and took the vibe with him apparently

[–]LarryLove 60 points61 points  (2 children)

Ya that's usually a buzzkill

[–]grewapair 18 points19 points  (1 child)

No it's an opportunity. Let's go have sex, see, you could die at any moment!

[–]1Socialinception 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol - it's all about how you frame it

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Death. The ultimate cock-block.

[–]wendysNO1wcheese 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I actually had this happen to me before. 11th grade formal and the girl I took. She was smokin' and we were going at it all night on the dancefloor. On our way to the afterparty she's sitting on my lap in the backseat of the car and I get a phone call from my one friend saying a kid we knew committed suicide. She ended up crying and going home. I should have never opened my mouth. I got the pussy later though.

[–]babybelly 3 points4 points  (0 children)

unless offering solace at your place

[–]StannisBa[S] 60 points61 points  (14 children)

Yeah the police forced us to stay there for 2 hrs and some people got really messed up. Most were in disbelief (like myself, my mind went just blank), some girl cried like hell after an hour or so as she came to the apartment.

At least it made me bind with a lot of dudes there. shouldve grabbed their numbers. Very sad event though, people were definitely defeated

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 152 points153 points  (1 child)

Ok it was your first time so let me tell you usually these things don’t happen

[–]_Ulan_ 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Ease him in ... ease him in

[–]Artie4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Talk about burying the lead.

[–]room_303 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lies always make a yarn more interesting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Understatement of the Week.

[–]wendysNO1wcheese 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha yea really. I was like, "what the fuck..."

[–]daffy_duck233 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that moment when this comment got more than double the upvotes of the post

[–]stylesm11 160 points161 points  (7 children)

A man literally dying does usually kill the vibe, Rip random party dude

[–]fridgefucker12 35 points36 points  (4 children)

That's the real take away. Life is short and fleeting. One moment you are partying, the next you are gone forever. Seize the day, it could be your last.

[–]VipKyle 11 points12 points  (2 children)

I had this experience at a random house party I was invited to in Australia. A few guys started jumping off the roof into the pool. I was just about to go try it when a guy dove and missed, killing himself. Its crazy to think back on how random it all felt.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Jesus. Did you witness it? Seems like watching someone die would change your life.

[–]VipKyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No I didn't see the impact but I heard it. I honestly haven't thought about it for a few years. I didn't know him as I was invited over by a random girl I met at a club earlier. His body didn't look too injured and I was pretty intoxicated it didn't traumatize me. Just remember that feeling that night, like how prescious life is and how easily it can be taken away.

[–]The_Legendary_Mr_Sir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In this case more like seize the booty

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Random party dude was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364.

These young men gave their lives. And so would Random party dude. Random party dude, who loved bowling. And so, Random party dude, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.

[–]WalterEArmstrong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A fitting eulogy.

[–]Flawlessnessx2 134 points135 points  (2 children)


Fucking 10 foot giant hits the club for the first time.

[–]Twentyfivedeep 22 points23 points  (1 child)

OP comes in at a cool 10 foot 8.

[–]Flawlessnessx2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP wanted to try this “raising the roof” thing only to find that no one else would be helping.

[–][deleted] 405 points406 points  (12 children)

hahhaha I spit out my coffee.

This has to be one of the best short stories ive read in awhile.

the most casual side note after a intense build up to left turn into "I just continued dancing and having fun, police ended up coming cus some dude fell off the building and died. So the vibe naturally died."


"My main take away from this experience was to never ever be paralyzed when a girl is giving the biggest possible "

Dudes like its statistically harder to get laid then to die. Who cares he died . anybody can do that

[–]Chaosender69 150 points151 points  (6 children)

Lol OP seems casual and chill af

[–]wadsworthsucks 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Yeah, a little too chill...

[–]fridgefucker12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pyschopath chill

[–]1dongpal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

almost paralyzed

[–]Endorsed Contributorex_addict_bro 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Aspie but he’s our aspie.

[–]modTheRedPike[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps report it next time? Yeah?

[–]Endorsed Contributormonsieurhire2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just holding frame!

[–]The_Handsome_Penguin 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Easily the funniest shit I've read all day. Don't know if that was intentionally humorous or OP is just chill like that.

[–]newName543456 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He's not wrong.

Everyone will die.

Not everyone will get laid.


[–]acidicbitchdotcom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bad take away OP, being paralyzed is better than being dead. They’re making advances in spinal injury repair every day!

Seriously though, excellent story.

[–]fretbord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dude I couldn't stop laghing.

[–]yungassed 120 points121 points  (4 children)

lmao, I love how you mention the guy dying at the end as if it's just a side note. I get this is your first time clubbing and shit but the fact that you framed the night like it's your first time clubbing rather than your first time witnessing a death (yes, I know, it's an assumption on my part) says a lot about your thrist.

[–]StannisBa[S] 45 points46 points  (3 children)

Just trying to make the best out of the experience. I didn't witness his death, I don't think any of us did. I honestly dont remember much of what happened after that as my mind went blank

[–]LZIII 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Fucking Helsinkrona Nation...

[–]StannisBa[S] 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Damn I was worried someone knew lol. rule 1 of trp yeah?

[–]LZIII 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yeah, of course. Couldn't keep myself from commenting though since your story was the funniest fucking story I've read in ages.

Cool to have another TRP in this town.

[–]Shaney96 43 points44 points  (1 child)

..cus some dude fell off the building and died.


[–]WhiteNitro69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Came here for the obvious Ron Burgundy quote. Was surprised how far down it was.

[–]TheRealMewt 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Gonna be hard to top your first time, lul.

[–]guccigestapo 1 points1 points [recovered]

I had a similar experience when I was in college during spring break when I saw someone who was sitting on the railing fall, so now I have a irrational (I guess rational) fear of balconies when I’m drinking. My friends are like let’s go for a smoke on the balcony and I’m always like nah I’ll just skip out on this one.

[–]BiborSonOfBibun 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a natural fear of balconies, so I try to avoid one, usually. Specially when there's a party and people are drunk, 'cause it's a recipe for tragedy.

[–]Tenth_10 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Happened to me recently. Dude with too much booze in him tripped and fell off a balcony, landed on his head five meters below on the concrete. Right in the hospital, head and jaw trauma, blood loss... well, it could be worse, he could have naturally killed the vibe as well.

[–]That_Deaf_Guy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

some dude fell off the building and died. So the vibe naturally died.

Dude died and took the vibe with him, how dare he!

[–]daniael31 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I don't know what is the background of the afterparty you went to. But as a general rule, if you don't know the people at the place and girls look too slutty, and it feels like they give too obvious iois it might have something fishy going on. I would double check where im at if girls I don't know looked like strippers and were just being too confrontive.

[–]StannisBa[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It was kinda hyperbole to call them strippers, they were drunk as fuck students. there was 0 alcohol left

[–]suitcasecity 0 points1 point  (2 children)

What could be wrong with it?

[–]Karleetoss -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

If they are slutty they can have and pass aids, if they are strippers they will have aids

[–]The_Vaguest_Pond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine living life thinking every slut has aids, Christ that sounds boring

[–]LordStoffelstein 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dont stress on the missed chance to pick up, you gotta fail to learn how to succeed. Never be scared of failure, if you never try and fail, you will never try and succeed. Shit happens bro. You're super young, you have so much fucking time to perfect TRP and ascend

[–]Herdsengineers 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Hard to know how to throw in details about a death occurring when you're young and never been exposed to anything like that. It's like it's not real, especially immediately after it happens. Takes some time to process heavy shit like that. OP being so young, no way he'd be able to process it, much less post, more effectively than was done in this post.

Lesson to learn is not to get too drunk and keep your wits about you at all times. Acting stupid can have stupid consequences, such as falling off a building. Far too many people these days have been shielded from consequences of their own stupidity, they have no sense of forethought as a result. Then, the same idiot types cry or freak out or otherwise have no idea how to handle it when a stupid person submits his resume for a Darwin Award because they are forced to confront things they have never had to confront before - that being their own mortality and the thought that they can't get away with stupid shit all the time.

OP very likely has the opportunity to learn a lesson of much more importance from this experience than anything related to getting laid.

[–]StannisBa[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah it felt like when you hear about people dying on the news. I couldn't believe it happened like how is that even possible? and then my mind went blank. People were speculating but whenever I had a thought itd just dissapear and Id be staring at the floor or wall or something.

The worst part was the aura of defeat that was there. i dont think anyone knew how something like that could happen. and then all of a sudden it got really cold. even the older students were in shock. And time felt really slow, but at the same time very fast. i mean we were just sitting on the floor but I never felt anxious about time or bored or whatever, everything was blank. i also remember thinking that the dude died so young and had so much left to do

Thanks for your post

[–]_Ulan_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn that escalated quickly

[–]pabloesco6969 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks man you made me laugh. Fucking hell

[–]Frandaero 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I laughed my ass off with the dude that fell and died part (just the way you casually told it, nothing really funny about the situation)

[–]PlanetNinja 1 points1 points [recovered]

I went to a party once and this dude climbed on the roof and was jumping from house to house. I’m hooking up with some hot Latina in one of the bedrooms and hear cops in the house. They were trying to find someone who knew him. Dude broke a leg and was pretty banged up. Cops totally interrupted my session.

[–]ImYourMajesty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old were you ?

[–]Retstortion 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man that dude dying sure is an asshole for ruining the party

[–]SovereignSoul76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha, cockblocking from the other side. Crossing Over....to give you blue balls.

[–]Cloudsurf89 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You pushed him, OP, you pushed him.

[–]suckymeh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a great first experience. Don't judge any of your mistakes. Instead, look at the positive side. You were incredibly inept, and women were still opening the door for you. Everytime out you'll get a little bit better. Imagine what will happen with a year or two of experience.

[–]treefrog24 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Well that escalated quickly

[–]Ganaria_Gente 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like de escalated, amirite

[–]cazzah123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re main take away should be don’t fall from the building. Easy way to ruin a de ent night

[–]azwildcat74 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this an unreleased sequel to Superbad?

[–]Treanwreck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dam I've gone clubbing hundreds of times and still haven't got to see someone die. Must be beginners luck

[–]cantFindValidNam 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Somebody died at a party you were at and all you could think about is an ass you didn't tap?

[–]TheseNthose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would think the biggest TRP Knowledge gained from this experience was don't do anything that increases the chances of falling off a building to your death.

[–]GlennBeckAmerica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Girls wear jeans at the club ? I believe your story but where was this?

[–]Peter_B_Long 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's actually not a bad night (Except for the dude dying, that shit is tragic).

You got IOI's and you noticed the IOI's. You met new people and even seemed cool enough to be invited to the afterparty. You realized that having fun and doing your own thing is more important than trying to focus only on chicks. You had a girl giving you kino and you potentially could've had a ONS.

That's a really good start IMO. The first time I went out by myself I went to see a free show for one of my favorite bands. I only talked to 2 girls that were dancing next to me and I got their IG's but that didn't go anywhere. I was also 100% sober because I was IF. I also got IOI's from other girls in the crowd but I had a good spot and I didn't want to lose it.

Now when I go out I usually make out with a chick or at least get a number. My next goal is a ONS.

[–]OneInAZillion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sucks that guy died and you didn't end up getting laid.

You have some terrible luck my friend.

[–]Ivabighairy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude, I’ll give you my number. Call me the next time you go out! I don’t want to miss your next “... this shit always happens to me” moment.

[–]acasas92 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone's talking about that dying guy so I'll be the one to say that you did great, keep going, confidence is everything and going out alone is cool because you don't have to worry about anyone else but you.

[–]valhalladclxvi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My main takeaway would be that somebody died.

[–]Jailhouseredpilled93 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stay away from trp for a month and this post gets over 300 upvotes!!!? Am I missing something? Trp is only good for the side bar, the side bar is life changing.

[–]IwannaFocus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quality content this sub deserves

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think the red pill can help you where you go to a party and a guy dies and your worried about trying to hang out with the same people again. Would personally avoid at all costs

[–]disposable_pants 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This is a pretty shit field report as it includes almost nothing in the way of detail.

I socialised with people and drank a bit

OK, give us some details on what exactly you did. How did you approach randos at a club? What did you say? Did you focus your attention on one group of people (apparently you hung out with one dude long enough to get invited to an afterparty), or did you bounce around and talk to a bunch of different groups? Did anyone ask you who you were there with? How did you answer that?

someone told me there was an afterparty so I went to the apartments where the party was

Again, details. Presumably this dude didn't just invite you out of the blue, so how did the conversation go? How did the environment/vibe change when you shifted from a loud club where there are a bunch of strangers to a smaller, quieter apartment where (I'm guessing, because again, you've provided nothing in the way of detail) most people (if not everyone else) knew each other?

My main take away from this experience was to never ever be paralyzed when a girl is giving the biggest possible IoI's

A better takeaway -- one that's actionable, unlike "don't be paralyzed," because that doesn't tell you to actually do anything specific -- is to isolate when the night starts to get late. You were 90% of the way there, man. You'd went out, had a good time, met a group of people that included some DTF chicks, you got an invite to an after-hours party. The next step is figuring out a way to get one-on-one time with one of these women, then escalating physically. Tell one you're about to leave, then make up some bullshit reason why she should come with you -- "let's listen to some of those records at your place/let's get high at my place/let's grab a slice of pizza and take it home"/etc. Or if you both smoke, step outside for a smoke with her. Or be the dude taking someone out to a small balcony where there's just the two of you. Divide and conquer.

[–]StannisBa[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

How did you approach randos at a club?

Eye contact with a guy chilling, started talking. Did that twice.

Three other times were at the bar talking about how great water is and about what they were gonna order. Just sparking up conversation about any random thing.

Since everyone attending was a student it was pretty easy to find something we had in common which let the conversation evolve.

At first it was kinda hard to crack the barriers but as I drank (and others drank) it got easier. In the end it was really simple to start dancing with people on the dance floor. Just had to connect with the others dancing and have fun

Did you focus your attention on one group of people

Nope, I was talking with several people holding small conversations. A lot of interaction in the dance floor where I joined or others joined me while dancing. The guy who invited me did so because I danced with his group to the last song. I socialised with a few others after that, asking if they were gonna come to that party or do something cool then I joined up with the guy + his friends. They went to get pizza so I talked with some guys there and found out one of them goes to the same class as me (never seen him before) so thats pretty cool.

How did you answer that?

One guy asked me who I was with, I said he ditched me and left it at that.

strangers to a smaller, quieter apartment

The music was a lot louder and it was chaos. There were two hallways with different enviroments but both were filled with bottles of alcohol. There was 0 alcohol left. One of the hallways had less people and was more tame while the other one had more people. People would go from one to the other though. It was pretty easy to join in on the dancing and dance with someone

I don't think everyone knew each others. A lot of people were invited cus they knew one person and one person only. There were people from different cities etc.

Even in the night club there was a kind of mini society where people knew each others. There were a lot of friendly hugs when ppl met.

Divide and conquer.

Thanks for the advice. I'll make sure to remember it next time

[–]1empatheticapathetic 0 points1 point  (4 children)

This whole story was bullshit from the first sentence.

[–]ingenjor 5 points6 points  (3 children)

There's actually a news story about this so I'm inclined to believe OP. (:

[–]acasas92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IKR that was a great story so let's give OP the benefit of the doubt

[–]Stormhammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm - non-US?

[–]RedBeard_1981 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is not how I was expecting that post to end. I know this is more about dating, but talk about burying the lead

[–]PhaedrusHunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit I'm crying laughing

[–]AlternateQuestion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this subreddit made all?

[–]RedVelocitiy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a top notch field report OP. I think you did fine for a first timer.

[–]AHumilationADay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 on your stoicism mate, I've been laughing about this for a good 10 minutes now. Definitely nailed that aspect of TRP

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You went clubbing alone and got invited to an afterparty? I feel the need to give it a go now, even if I had an alright time, made a few friends, that’s be a celestial boost to my overall fun levels.

[–]DotishGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"yeah we were vibing on the balcony oh yeah some guy died then we went home" -Op probably

[–]Karleetoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had the same thing happened to me last Saturday, went clubbing for my first time and some girls where giving me strong ioi's, they were humping their ass in my crotch and I did reply bit I was hesitant because I was too afraid to make a move, I could've make out with some of them and maybe pull and have sex but I didn't. But now I know you can't hesitate, even if it feels like it ain't the right moment, because the biggest risk you can take is not taking any risks at all

[–]endlesstrials 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao some dude fell off the building and died. Laughing my fucking ass off. You should have told the police to give you two some fucking privacy so you could fuck her without interruption.

[–]F_Dingo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After that I just continued dancing and having fun, police ended up coming cus some dude fell off the building and died. So the vibe naturally died.

LOL I’m dying from laughter. Great job getting out there.

[–]endlesstrials 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nm should've fucking banged her on top of the building where the dude fell off XD

[–]cacio0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something straight out of "The Game"

[–]xAkdas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plot twist: the dude that fell was who OP thought was her boyfriend, and OP pushed him

[–]RP_d0r 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The entire paralysis thing is quite common when one is relatively new to approaching women and chatting them up. There's one key thing you must remember to combat this - what you say isn't nearly as important as the vibe you give off. You could be talking about fucking Teddy Bears and, if you escalate correctly and use the right tone of voice etc., she will be craving your dick by the end of the night.

[–]1Ill_Will7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"My main take away from this experience was to never ever be paralyzed when a girl is giving the biggest possible IoI's and to not fuck around with windows/balconies."

Really powerful lessons learned

[–]1Zanford 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Some dude got drunk and died, but the big takeaway here is not to have approach anxiety when some ho uses you to make her bf jealous"

The big takeaway is don't get so smashed you kill yourself at a party

Maybe the dude died b/c when the chick did this with him, the BF threw him over the railing. OP mighta dodged a major fucking bullet.

OP, don't sweat 'missing the signal' from that girl, you seriously mighta dodged a bullet getting into a fight with the other dude, & that ho wouldn't be worth it.

[–]anotherent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sounds like somebody else may have been the one to get 'paralyzed,' not you

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to say this is a troll... but...

I mean... who the fuck goes clubbing and then the cops show up cos someone decided they were Superman and wanted to fly

[–]drkinferno72 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, But you'll only meet one kind of girl there

[–]waking-life 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[–]fretbord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally crying in laughter after reading about the guy falling off! haha i couldn't stop laghing for like 5 minutes. oh man. can't remember the last time i laghed this hard.

this story is incredible man. wow.

[–]ImYourMajesty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Op where does this thing take place I wanna join an after party like that, without the accident possibly

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

o did you go clubbing on your own or what...? clubbing isnt' just something to get pussy, personally i love hearing new music, getting in the scene and whatever

[–]SovereignSoul76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hahaha, didn't see that one coming! You must be pretty focused on getting the puss if some guy kicking the bucket is a peripheral sidenote. "Yeah yeah, the guys dead, nothing we can do now.....hey, is that chick eying me?"

I think that may have been the funniest shit I've ever read on this sub....

[–]thepanda37 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

yeah this right here is why we will get wiped out by muslims, gj. "enjoy the decline" my ass.

[–]Daehrium11 -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

Lol you went to a club by yourself fucking cringe. You guys are actually the biggest fags stop calling yourselves alpha

[–]MFIR 1 points1 points [recovered]

Someone died so wtf you writing this post for about your own desires and what u learnt?

[–]acasas92 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In every large city at least a dozen people die every weekend after partying way too hard so is not like is something that weird to mention it.