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Bouncer tales (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by alphasquatch50

I am a high school History teacher by trade, but this summer a guy who owns a large bar/pool hall/dance club asked me if I would be interested in bouncing. I am a pretty swole old guy who is good at diffusing conflict, so I said I would give it a try. I worked every Friday and Saturday night this summer and have seen some redpill truths confirmed. Examples include:

Chicks have different “rules” for guys based on their appearance. I have had females insist that I forcibly remove unattractive guys who barely touched them only to let “hawt” guys finger-fuck them on the dance floor two songs later.

Chicks use alcohol as an excuse to act slutty. Yes, drinking lessens inhibition, but I have seen girls start acting inebriated, and slutty, before they finish their first fireball.

Thirsty dudes are just sad. To watch the poor guys who are there every weekend buying drinks and going from rejection to rejection and even being laughed at, is depressing. Meanwhile, muscular well-dressed dudes often only have to nod to broker a deal that’s easily closed.

Girl’s night out is a myth. Last Saturday night a group of girl, most of them wearing rings, celebrating the forthcoming nuptials of a friend, showed up and soon began giving lap-dances to the regular Chads. As God is my witness, I saw the bride-to-be sneak out to the parking lot with a well-known MMA fighter only to return in about 30 minutes looking flushed. I’m not sure what they did, but wouldn’t be surprised if semen was involved.

Girls can get away with sexual assault. Even though I am half-a-century old and gruff, I get propositioned in the most vulgar ways every night, am constantly being “twerked” and have even have my penis grabbed a few times.

Drunk dudes think they are Mike Tyson but are more like Steve Urkle. Examples of this truism are too numerous to mention. Don’t fight, but if you do, it probably shouldn’t be after a bottle of Grey Goose.

Have fun guys.


[–]ColmM36 695 points696 points  (86 children)

Barman/Bouncer here. Can confirm the above post.

I often work late nights until closing time and open up the next day. One particular weekend I saw a hen party in the pub. I remember faces pretty well, so I knew which ones were acting "loose". They sat in a particular corner on a Friday night.

Saturday morning rolls around and before I've opened two chicks are banging the door, I look at the cameras and lo and behold tis two from last night's hen party.

One of them, who was acting loose the night before, asks if I found a jacket during clean up. I say there were a few, and tell her to come in and take a look. She comes into the cloakroom and finds her jacket and goes straight for the pockets, then turns to her friend and says "they're not there". Then they both look at me and say something along the lines of "what the fuck did you do with my stuff". I told them I had no interest in their belongings and asked what was missing. She tells me her wedding ring and engagement ring, she had taken them off and left them in her pocket and that I must have stolen them.

At first I got defensive, but I realized what was happening. So I asked "if you started the night with your wedding rings on, why would you take them off?"

Just like that, she back pedals and says someone else must have taken them. They left shortly after.

Moral is, she was looking for someone to blame, so she could tell hubby that someone stole her rings, and technically she wouldn't be lying.

I have many more tales like this. Many, many more. And even more aphorisms and nuggets of advice from bachelors, older men and married men. I should write a book sometime.

Edit: perhaps not a book. Maybe a reddit or blog post in future?

[–]319Skew 107 points108 points  (2 children)

Can we just get a bouncer story post going on TRP? This shit is amazing

[–]BonelessSkinless 225 points226 points  (38 children)

TIL bouncer jobs let you see how insanely slutty women act latently. Sad.

[–]Theinternetroll 246 points247 points  (35 children)

Bouncer here.

That job is how I ended up here.

It's sickening...

You literally wouldn't even believe it

[–]MrInternetDetective 137 points138 points  (25 children)

Nah i would. Its why im reading these lol

[–]Theinternetroll 130 points131 points  (24 children)

Lmao fair.

I'm gonna have to do a write up...

If anybody has heard of Scottsdale... That's where I bounce.

I get STDs just looking at that fucking city on a map

[–]MrInternetDetective 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Yikes. I liked somebodies idea of making TRP: Bouncer Tales as sort of a collection of these stories by different bouncers. They dont really phase me anymore because I have seen and or experienced what most of the guys have been posting, but damn are some of these funny.

[–]NYCSPARKLE 12 points13 points  (6 children)

I have only been to Scottsdale once (missed a flight in Phoenix) and it seemed pretty cool. Don't think I have seen so many banging chicks in one cluster of strip mall bars. Weather was nice; pretty clean city (although a little white bread).

What sort of guy does well here? I imagine flat billed hat dudes who are chill and have drugs? Or straight up gym rat yoked dudes?

I am from NY, and while in good shape, I know that it is not the city for my game haha.

[–]Theinternetroll 18 points19 points  (4 children)

People always overdress for Scottsdale, the people who do best are those who show up in tees and hats.

I've never, ever seen a guy in a suit even get a phone number. Usually the nicer the person is dressed, the less ass they will pull.

Tattoos go a long way. Gym types do well.

And honestly, you can be a 3 but if you're over 6', in Scottsdale, you'll get laid.

Height is number 1. Money is number 2. Confidence/demeanor is number 3. Muscle is number 4.

[–]VoidInvincible 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Why is being 6' so important there? What's wrong with 5'10? Most women are poor judges of height anyway.

[–]NorthernOracle[🍰] 16 points17 points  (2 children)

Because only something like 12% of the population is 6' or over. And women are biologically designed to select only alpha mates aka the 80 20 rule and hypergamy. Height is just an easy way for women to select into the top 20% of men before they even talk to you.

Remember 100% of women think they deserve a 1 in 100 guy.

[–]Lostitink 8 points9 points  (2 children)

I’m in Tempe and with school about to start up it’s going to get fucking nuts. On a side note bouncing is 1000% the best way to pick up girls at the club. Working as a bouncer and making money while chicks try to pick you up, it’s a fun job for sure.

[–]Irinir 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Same. Go corporate security. Way less of that shit.

[–]Theinternetroll 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Haha idk if I love it or hate it.

It's revolting, but I can't look away.

I may never quit.

[–]killking72 52 points53 points  (2 children)

Local college bar has dollar shots during happy hour and it's across the road from campus so it's obviously going to attract every single college student.

I've seen obese doing the hands on the floor twerk and her dress is up over her ass and everyone at my table is yelling at her to pull it down.

Saw a girl who was at her 21st birthday turn to the corner of her booth, throw up on it, and then everyone got up to walk out and just left it there. Didnt even warn people.

It's one of the most disgusting and degenerate dive bars you can imagine and the bathrooms are exactly how you think. I saw a girl SITTING on the floor in the women's room talking to her friend who's puking in a toilet.

Friends ask me why I still go there and I say because I enjoy not being able to stop watching.

[–]1dongpal 36 points37 points  (0 children)

any job where you see a lot of women lets you see how insanely slutty women act latently.

[–]ReformSociety 57 points58 points  (1 child)

I would read your tales, Aesop.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 28 points29 points  (3 children)

Maybe a reddit or blog post in future?

"Tales From The Bar"...with contributions from the OP, me and the other guys who have worked in the trade.

[–]ridethebeat 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Or at least a reddit post, definitely interested!

[–]Mescalean 23 points24 points  (7 children)

You guys are making me thinking about doing it as a none permanent job. I don't drink so no worries about me sneaking during work. Doing manual labor at a mjj grow right now and work out consistently. Not a giant but of decent stature at 6'1" 205. Never fought competitively but when push has come to shove that "auto pilot" has never failed. Id rather talk some one down than hit them anyways.

What are some of the pros and cons of bouncing? I'm making 16 an hour benefits deducted from check. This would be a job for a change of scenery and hours. At my current I'm not learning shit. Understandable too boss wants to protect his "intellectual property". What are some warnings/advice youd have for someone thinking about taking this up

[–]ColmM36 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I couldn't list too many pros and cons for bouncing. It can be a very serious job at times and each individual you encounter usually has to be handled differently. Mind You, 90% of guys causing trouble are waiting for someone to tell them to stop, I have found. It's 10% or less who are deliberately trying to make yours or someone else's night hell. The challenge presented by this is really for you to assimilate.

Bartending however, I have done for longer than bouncing and I know it inside and out. There are many benefits and a few cons, but only if you're good at the job or at least try to be. First things First, bartending school is rubbish and just a quick cash grab. Get a job as a bar back and get to know different drinks and mixes and their names, it should almost enter your mind by osmosis if you are awake during your job. Think of it as an apprenticeship.

Second, you need to be able to track many things at once in a busy bar (I'm talking places where people are ALWAYS 2-3 deep at the bar). Who's drinking what to help speed up the second round order, who's getting too drunk, who's coming in the door etc.

Third, you need to have PERSONALITY. To me this means a lot of things, but can be summed up in one word we all know: frame. For example, while most bars have rules, every bartender has his own rules of how and who to serve. So once someone has crossed the line, said too much or insulted you or a patron, that's it. You tell them to finish their drinj and leave. But it also means your ability to hold a conversation, or how to use eye contact in a situation (from deescalating a frustrated drunkard to chatting up women).

These are just some things that, while I have learned them, I haven't ever written them down.

[–]Mescalean 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oddly enough conversation wise I get along better with chicks. Simpler to talk to and few save for the ones trying to prove something, ever try having some pissing contest with me. Actual decent convo so chatting up drunk chicks wouldn't be too bad.

Use to barista at one of the most hectic Starbucks locations in the state so speed/production work and orders im good with. Weeds just always been my thing and not alcohol so never really thought bartender until it briefly flashed through my mind after getting cat fished and just hanging out at the bar drinking a beer and watching the bartender work. Looked like the night goes by fast he made a decent amount in tips/cash and got a number or too while he was at it. The whole time the bouncers looked on edge. I'll look into it thanks for the advice.

[–]izzyinjurious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

make a series kind sir! share the wealth of knowledge.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Invaluable insight, please share!!

[–]FratboyOnReddit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sweet jesus by all this is holy and red pill please do tell. Idk if its a post or comment but god damn I'm intrigued lol.

[–]cosmic_vagabonds 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude, please Reddit some stories and truisms for us please. We will read them.

[–]Darkestxlight 151 points152 points  (12 children)

Bouncer here. One night a group of young people were leaving and this girl started dancing and grinding on me with her boyfriend right in front of me. I looked at him like, is this for real bro, but he decided to keep looking the other way. Another time I was working the door and a girl and her boyfriend came to the entrance and she spotted a waiter who is tall and muscular and on the football team of the college she attends and she was flirting and chatting with him for almost 5 MINUTES while I looked at her boyfriend like is this serious, and he looked back at me in dismay and defeat. This job gives you a very up close view of hypergamy in real-time.

Update: Working tonight, two couples came in and one guy's girlfriend chatted and flirted with me for a few minutes and then took my hand and kissed it like I was royalty with boyfriend standing a few feet away just watching. I cannot make this shit up.

[–]TrogRP 54 points55 points  (2 children)

she was flirting and chatting with him for almost 5 MINUTES while I looked at her boyfriend like is this serious, and he looked back at me in dismay and defeat.

Jesus Christ, I don't understand how so many men can be this spineless. Even when I was bluepill I had enough self-respect to ditch house if I was blatantly disrespected like that. Your turn is over at that point, get out with your dignity asap.

[–]1alphasquatch50 56 points57 points  (2 children)

It does. A 23 year old HB8 begged me to let her give me a lap-dance with her boyfriend holding her hand ... I refused because I was working ... and I'm not particularly attractive.

[–]Darkestxlight 33 points34 points  (1 child)

That's really cucked up. Even worse, if he consented to it.

[–]NYCSPARKLE 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Yes, but you're not suggesting he mate guard, right? He should just walk out of said club.

[–]SelectAirline 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Better yet, walk to the bar and find a different girl to take home. The one he came to the club with just disqualified herself from being his problem any longer.

[–]TunedtoPerfection 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Honestly he would have left 5 months before it got to this point. Something like this doesn't just jump into her head. It is a long road of ever increasing cuckolding acts that eventually leads to her knowing she can get away with that.

[–]lorum_ipsum_dolor 420 points421 points  (29 children)

I'll never forget the time I was at a nightclub, minding my own business when a bouncer came up to me and accused me of pulling my pants down. It was so bizarre I just said, "Huh? What?". He then told me that some woman had said she saw me do it. Of course I told him I hadn't and he probably knew it was bullshit but when he suggested I go hang out in a different part of the club I gladly complied.

Never underestimate the willingness of a drunk girl to stir up trouble.

edit: vocabulary

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 101 points102 points  (1 child)

he probably knew it was bullshit but when he suggested I go hang out in a different part of the club I gladly complied.

I used to bounce in my younger years: He did know, but what happens depends on what type of club/bar that it is. If it's male space, she likely gets blown off by the bouncer, maybe a token "knock it off, pal" to get her to shut up, but no real penalty, i.e. what happened to you. He just wanted that particular problem to go away.

I bounced at a place like that, guys went to drink and guys pay the bills, so the rule of thumb was, if I didn't see it, it didn't happen. I mean, if you investigate, and the dude is acting shady, then maybe, but otherwise it was going to be some broad whining for attention. People are shitty liars when they're drinking and you can usually get a good read on what happened, at least in the immediate aftermath.

If, OTOH, you're at a club where having hot chicks is a necessity, then nobody is going to care if you throw some faggot out the door. He complains? So what. The manager and owner are probably bluepills. It's worse when you are working a shift with a bluepill bouncer. The.Worst. That's a White Knight With a Badge, at least in that space.

[–]tchower 41 points42 points  (0 children)

A white night bouncer sounds terrible!

[–]ahab_dies 75 points76 points  (0 children)

At a nightclub: My best friend was standing line for the bathroom when a girl accused him of groping her. Straight up just picked on him for god knows why. She screamed and got the bouncer involved. My friend was fortunately not that drunk and calmly explained that he was a screaming faggot who had never looked at a woman with desire in his whole life (true). Fortunately the bouncer saw sense and just let it go. The girl's face when my friend revealed he is gay was priceless.

[–]red_matrix 226 points227 points  (23 children)

If girls don't get any attention they will create DRAMA

[–]1mozeiny 233 points234 points  (15 children)

Ever watch a drunk chick get rejected? I distinctly remember when an alpha friend of mine not-so-subtly reject the advances of a bar hoe. At one point he got so fed up that he actually sat her on a stool and explained:

"I-AM-TOO-GOOD FOR-YOU".

To this day, the public freakout that ensued from that girl is the best spectacle I've ever seen.

[–]alleyteris 62 points63 points  (9 children)

Care to tell us more? Sounds interesting

[–]1mozeiny 189 points190 points  (8 children)

Drunk white chick pretty much went through the 7 stages of grief.

Over the course of two minutes; she cried, tried to kiss him again, got rejected, accused my buddy of being gay and having a small dick, made fun of his ethnicity, knocked a stool down, then stormed off. It was hilarious.

[–]Lavlamp 86 points87 points  (3 children)

It's the female equivalent of a "nice guy" ha. Funny when they insult the person they were just trying to hook up with. Somehow they don't realize its an insult to themselves.

[–]MarvelousWhale 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's as if their rational thinking never reached past the Id level

[–]Andgelyo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lmao

I could actually imagine some alpha chad saying that shit like it was in a movie.

[–]rossiFan 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Or start kissing other chicks for attention.

[–]uwey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

Man’s capacity is top off and spot on the attention or intentional to stir up trouble.

Use public power to shame her, and never get your hand dirty, because public shame/hanging is always most effective.

Just snipe it, said something that make them looks bad is enough to get it going.

[–]Miguelx74 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even sadder when a male does it

[–]lookingforshantaram 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Once I rejected a drunk girl, went to my boys, 5 minutes later I have a group of whiteknights behind me saying that I hit the girl lol. Ofc I didn't, I've never even hit a man in my life, but well. First time I had an interaction with a crazy chick.

[–]1alphasquatch50 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Wow ... I have seen them ask for help for the most incidental contact.

[–]netherlanddwarf 252 points253 points  (63 children)

Great post. It's been a while since I've been to the club, but I thought Id share something that always reminds me with bouncers. About 7 years ago I was at a friends birthday party. Some drunk asshole shoves me out of the blue with my back turned. Im tipsy and Im about 150 and not the tallest guy (about 5,7). I turn around ready to defend my honor and raise my fists. This guy im about to fight is easily 200+ and 6 feet muscular. I know im about to get my ass kicked. The second before we are about to lunge at each other, I feel arms wrap around me and just squeeze the air out of my chest. I see another bouncer about the same size as the other dude pick him up and starts carrying the other dude out. I hear a whisper "Are you done? Are you done?" I just said "Yup". I turned around it was this fat dude with beard and tattoos. The bouncer let me go back to my group and kicked the other dude out. I was surprised by 3 things. 1, the ability to recognize the entire situation in the dark nightclub. 2, the speed they were able to diffuse the situation. 3, never underestimate the strength of a dude that looks obese.

[–]1alphasquatch50 123 points124 points  (11 children)

It is mostly about seeing situations begin to develop.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 91 points92 points  (9 children)

^ This. You can see a "pre-fight" situation like a weatherman looking at radar for the 5-day forecast.

[–]MarvelousWhale 23 points24 points  (5 children)

Them weathermen are always fuckin wrong, they can't even get the same day's weather right half the time, shit.

[–]fridgefucker12 66 points67 points  (0 children)

All security does is watch. He most certainly saw the guy push you.

[–]Rollo_Mayhem3 41 points42 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised how many bouncers are in some of the bars I go to. If you are not paying attention, unlike me, they'll just be standing in a corner or in the back watching, they have ear pieces and any staff can put an alert like," drunk white guy with blue polo t-shirt just asked me for another drink, I denied him, he's went to the second floor." And yes most of them are "obese" big and not ripped.

[–]NorthEasternNomad 580 points581 points  (8 children)

I have had female friends my whole life. Some very close. And 3 separate friends from different eras, who did not even know one another, all confirmed it:

"Do you know what girls might out is?"

Nope.

"Its a bunch of drunk chicks, competing to see who gets the most Male attention from the hottest guys."

That's from the horses mouth, I swear.

[–]1Zanford 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I can confirm the fuck outta this. Both from the horses' mouths to me, and also from overhearing (a ton of women live in apartments where they have roommates and thin cheap walls, so I've can't help but have overheard dozens of juicy girltlk convos in other rooms).

"Girls' night out" virtually always involves going to a place that is known for having a high concentration of drunk men who are there just to hit on women and try to get laid. Now whatever might women be going to such a place? Obviously the gals must just really love that genre of music and not have a decent sound system at any of their places.

[–]failingtheturingtest 129 points130 points  (3 children)

From the horses mouth = what they want you to know.

It's a half truth. Sheilas are better at this than you. They are naturals. Lying is an instinct, they don't have to practice it.

They're saying "attention" and meaning "an excuse to accidentally fuck someone with zero consequences because it's not my fault"

[–]Mescalean 48 points49 points  (2 children)

Dude. Read your shit in Steve Irwin's voice.

Been taking a single/money/me hiatus for a while now and plan on marking all these red flags down for future shit. And people call me an asshole for not trusting women right off the bat

[–]Psychocist 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The only red flag which matters is presence of a pussy. Never trust 'em. The end.

[–]techiejames 14 points15 points  (0 children)

When all they have to do is sniffle the phrase, "he raped me" and get all of the sorry for you attention they could ever want, and get you tossed into jail, and make you lose your job, all in one swipe? Fuck that shit.

[–]senordustball 74 points75 points  (34 children)

Can OP elaborate on the physical appearance of the "Thirsty dudes" ? In your eyes what gives them away as such?

[–]1alphasquatch50 149 points150 points  (32 children)

Often short ... never muscular ... frumpy clothing ... often balding

[–]anabolic92 111 points112 points  (20 children)

the balding part right hit me right in the feels fuk

[–]Atolla2 83 points84 points  (11 children)

Work out, shave your head - not a 100% solution, but better than bald-ING

[–]latinasonly 70 points71 points  (2 children)

"bald is a choice , balding is not " - niell strauss

[–]Atolla2 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Bang on 👌 nothing sadder than trying to hang onto a fading semblance of hair

[–]SovereignSoul76 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"the less hair you have, the more head you get"

-me

[–]MayanEnt 14 points15 points  (5 children)

Some guys look even better shaved

[–]GrimTracer 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Dude, I'm 5',10" . 210 Lbs, 11% bodyfat. Good looking face, but bald. The last NINE hotties that hit on me, used a version of: "Did anyone ever tell you that you look like what Vin Diesel should look like?" Oh, yeah, I'm 47, and have no wrinkles. I HAD to reject them, because I was 1-3 years older than their father.

[–]MayanEnt 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Were those girls in their 20’s? I don’t mind big age differences, right now I’m plating a cougar that’s 19 years older than me and I plan to date younger chicks when I get to your age :-] stay swole bro

[–]anabolic92 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Been lifting before TRP, gym for years and on steroids for a few years, now came off but I still look top tier regarding gym physique, doesn't compensate for balding.

[–]Psychocist 43 points44 points  (5 children)

I'm bald, rarely work out, 5'8, sometimes shave my head, sometimes look like a twat. Plenty of pussy to keep me busy. How many plates do you need?

Honestly, why does it matter? For physical attractiveness.. for women.. but who gives a shit what women want? Focus on building a great fucking life for yourself and pussy will surround you regardless of how many strands of hair you have on your head.

[–]latinasonly 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Its not about the look , its the behavior , you can see the desperate types hesitating before approaching girls and trying to continue interactions with girls who are clearly not interested. also they come off as the weaker person in their interactions with women ( they follow the girls , let them take the frame, struggling to keep the girls attention, etc.)

i have seen plenty of good looking guys act this way as well

[–][deleted] 127 points128 points  (1 child)

Bachelorette parties with a stripper is one of the most degenerate things a woman can get involved in. Some guy will be marrying this woman, damn.

[–]MayanEnt 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The perfect cure for those that think they’ve found an unicorn lol

[–]LowSpecTea 216 points217 points  (7 children)

I love this. Would love to see a Part II...

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 80 points81 points  (3 children)

word up dude. Redpill: The bouncer stories

Reading stories like these keeps me going strong towards my own (unknown) path. Haha, girls have 100 excuses as to why they act slutty and shit, but yeah...anyways, i remember going out maybe like three times in this year like omg shit is crazy. 1st time, i did it to overcome my fears. 2nd time, i was like "oh i finally got somewhere". 3rd, i was like "okay, cut the shit. is this really it?" I never bought any girl a drink, but those hoes really do think that they can just get away with the most outlandish shit. Good thing I drink cola with ice xD I swear, if alcohol lowers inhibition to such an extreme degree, then fuck, these women are scary.

I heard one girl mention how much of a feminist she is, all the while dressed like she came from a whore-house and being proud of her muscle man. On the opposite end, a tall skinny bitch was making fun of her man. He was not as "Chad" but looked like a beta banker type. Both were couples on a night out, can you believe it? I thought this sort of thing ended in secondary, boy was I fucking wrong. At least, uni, maybe i can see where it continues but irl? damn. I rather not thanks. Hell, even this "female friend" of mine is a bit like the first girl, all about "rights" but when it comes down to it, she wants the 666 in a guy. Bouncer OP, please continue these stories if you could =)

[–]1alphasquatch50 66 points67 points  (2 children)

I will ... during my planning periods

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Awesome, the bouncer series will keep me honest when dealing with women. I am very much looking forward to reading more.

[–]Gainznsuch 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Reading this whole post and comment section is eye-opening.

[–]GodOfDinosaurs 315 points316 points  (30 children)

I remember reading an article by a male stripper talking about bachelorette parties. He basically said it was pretty common for the bride-to-be to ask for sex and her friends would often encourage and participate. Girls night out is definitely code for "I want to get fucked but pretend I don't".

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 156 points157 points  (27 children)

I swear, if I could be genuinely gay, I would. These hoes are truly not loyal. It reminds me of a comic strip I saw like a year ago. Left: a bunch of aspiring engineering dudes basically hard working and dreaming up of a perfect life with a wife. Right: the reality of women. In the end, the two merge and after the cock carrousel the wife says to her husband "I don't feel like having sex tonight". That hits me deep inside every time because it is short, yet true.

[–]Fearofthedark88 81 points82 points  (5 children)

Ive heard from gay men that they are even more non-committal. In my experience gay men have the drama of women with the sex drive of men. Not bashing, just sounds like its even worse on that side.

[–]MayanEnt 42 points43 points  (0 children)

This. My best friend since middle school is gay and he wants to settle down and get married but he always ended up dating man-sluts. He dated through his bachelors, and masters degree and always got cheated on. It isn’t until now that he’s getting he’s doctorate that he has found a stable loyal guy to be with.

Being gay wouldn’t magically solve this issue.

[–]Commander_Nomad 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I believe The Red Queen touches on this. Gay male couples are far more likely to cheat on their partner compared to straight couples, where as lesbian couples are far more likely to remain in committed monogamous relationships.

[–]Horses_On_Stilts 202 points203 points  (3 children)

The problem isn’t the women, it’s your false expectations. Don’t buy a rental

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Indeed haha, "don't buy a rental" made me smile, laugh and smirk. Thanks for that =)

[–]boredepression 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Upvote for using Indeed.

Teal'c

[–]juliusstreicher 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Yeah, it's hilarious! One of the chicks blows some bartender like 5 times, she tells her homegirl he came in her mouth each time, before fucking her in the ass. Then she tells her husband "I guess I'm not a sexual person!" I think it's on Illimitable Man's website.

[–]Psychocist 24 points25 points  (1 child)

Guys are just as promiscuous. Worse, in fact, because there is no social stigma around being a stud. Being gay wouldn't help. The issue is relying on another person for loyalty to your cause. You're on your own. Gotta deal with that shit.

[–]MayanEnt 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I’ve had a lot of gay friends throughout my life, trust me when I say they slut around just as much. There’s obviously some exceptions but guys get horny a lot so they usually fuck around a lot.

C’est la vie

[–]thetotalpackage7 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't think this even up for debate... 50% of gay dudes have had over 500 sexual partners. Google it.

[–]BeachCruisin22 107 points108 points  (7 children)

Never had more unsolicited ass thrown in my direction than when I was a bouncer (also the grabs out of nowhere). It was unreal, and actually kind of a turn off after a while.

[–]1alphasquatch50 215 points216 points  (1 child)

Yeah ... when I see a pretty 21 year old girl doing splits on the dance floor while simulating fellatio with some random stranger, I feel kind of empty inside.

[–]1mozeiny 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Its ridiculous. Got a job as a bouncer Senior year of college and I swear these random chicks would come hop on my lap with the audacity of kids jumping on Santa in a department store.

Get the fuck off my lap. I don't know you.

[–]trudenter 106 points107 points  (3 children)

Ya it definitely ends up being a turn off for me.

I'm not too sure what it is that actually is a turn off, however I am assuming that it is the idea that this club rat is doing the same thing with multiple guys every night and every weekend. It's to the point where I just hate going to any sort of dance or night club. Also, maybe it's because it's just too fucking easy.

I remember heading out to a club with a group of girls that had talked me into going out. Couple of things happened that night that just puts things into perspective.

1) I had just collected rent from one girl and she had payed me in cash. I didn't have time to make it to the bank, so I went out with a stack of 20's and ended up using this to buy drinks. First couple of times at the bar I pulled out the entire stack to buy a drink, which was stupid, but holy shit the hungry eyes I got from the girls that happened to see.

2) I'm usually not a dancer but when I try to get on the dance floor, I just started getting grabbed. Not just hands around the waist, but girls literally grabbing my crotch and chest.

3) This one girl that came out was talking about how her boyfriend didn't want her to go out to the club on the way over (boyfriend didn't come, because it was a girls night out. Somehow I got dragged along). She kept on bitching about how her boyfriend should trust her and how she is mad that he doesn't. This girl put her hands on my dick within 10 minutes of getting to the bar.

4) Another girl that was married that came out without her husband (once again girls night out), this girl also grabbed my crotch pretty soon after showing up. Not as assaulty as the first girl but still.

5) another girl who was married ended up fucking some guy in his car in the parking lot.

Man I hate clubs.

[–]fridgefucker12 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Then people wonder why we inherently distrust.

[–]nattlife 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Not just hands around the waist, but girls literally grabbing my crotch and chest.

Believe it or not, its literally their way of determining whether you have the good package or not.

[–]latinasonly 18 points19 points  (0 children)

girls night out = cucking night

[–]redd_reality 103 points104 points  (4 children)

The only real recourse for the guy who is just discovering these truths, is to build himself a life where he can enjoy women but not rely on them and their behaviour.

After years of redpill, I truly only have pity for thots.

[–]LeadVitamin13 84 points85 points  (2 children)

They're getting their rocks off though. I have pity for the blue pill guys who've worked hard for years to make money and improve themselves only to wife these thots up.

These thots shouldn't be rewarded after years of being a slut with a good guy with a good job to take care of them only to get bored and divorce him and take half his shit. They should have to be sad single cat ladys after they hit the wall, clamoring for the attention of any guy that will give them a pity lay.

[–]Casd12 15 points16 points  (1 child)

They should have to be single car lady's after they hit the wall

Except that doesn't happen. The most important thing to know is that there's no true Justice in the world. So use that to your advantage, instead of cursing at it

[–]LeadVitamin13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yea no shit, that's why I use words like "should" Bout all we can do is spread Red Pills to anyone who will listen. Most dudes gotta learn the hard way.

[–]Psychocist 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Fully agree.. and ya know, once you do have access to women and have your own life you enjoy, you are no longer desperate for the loyalty of anyone. Let them ruin their lives. Who cares. I'll have a long, fulfilling life regardless.

[–]KingWhiteRabbit 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Holy shut this entire thread is a huge redpill.

[–]BarryMikokinner 45 points46 points  (2 children)

Used to be a doorman at a student bar.

Some TRP related stories that stick out to me are as follows.

  1. I was working the smoke pit which was one of my favourite posts. I got to chat up the patrons and this usually made for some hilarious conversations. Keep in mind at this time I was dating someone so I never actively tried to pick up women. One time this woman came out and asked me for a smoke. We chatted about some casual stuff before I asked her why she was so upset (she was holding back tears). She said she didnt understand why guys kept rejecting anything intimate with her and all she was able to find was fwb. This woman was easily an hb8 and I straight up looked at her and said guys dont respect her because she doesn't respect herself, etc. Basically I said if she kept acting like a slut then guys would treat her like a slut (I had just found TRP and this is part of the reason a few months later me and my ex would break up). The face she made was one of the most sincere looks I had ever gotten and I figured this is the first time somebody called her on her shit. Lo and behold I had to reject her cause of my exgf (who was a BPD bitch) but I hope I may have had an effect on her with our conversation at the bar.
  2. This hb9 and a chad were having fighting throughout the night. Although I didn't actually hear what they were fighting about it culminated with her dancing with another guy before being caught by chad. Needless to say I saw him walk up to her and whisper something in her ear before he turned toward the exit. Next thing I know she is following behind him and trying to stop him from leaving by pulling at the guy as she is balling her eyes out. She keeps saying how sorry she is, etc. but the dude just keeps walking and tells her to leave him alone. He even goes to hold the door to the club open for her before slamming it in her face and running off. This was a beautiful woman begging this guy to come back and he maintained frame and walked away after she began to slut it up. I'll never forget this.

Reply if you want some more.

[–]DamnDirtyApe87 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Good stuff, this entire thread really. Keep em coming man!

[–]1atticusfinch1973 87 points88 points  (9 children)

My blue pill lens was shattered as a bouncer when a girl in my college class who bartended, was only 18 and a "good christian virgin" - what she told me when I was trying to game her constantly - went onto a tour bus with a B level band and came back into the bar and told the other female bartender she had just fucked two members of the band and it was amazing.

I can provide many, many examples as can any person who has worked in the bar/club industry for any period of time.

[–]Vyking_ 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Youre spot on with all the examples. One of the craziest stories I have from bouncing was when I was working VIP section on Halloween. Our club was crowded beyond our capacity and so it was literally shoulder to shoulder.

The VIP's wife had to piss and he wanted me to allow her to use the employee restroom in the back of the club. The head of security told me I better do it so not to piss off the VIP.

So I grabbed her wrist and led her through the crowd to the restroom in the back. When we got back there she started to pull me into the rest room, but I stopped and took my hand back. She walked in, pulled her panties down, bent over the sink and looked back at me.

I slammed the door and switched spots with our guy at the door. I wasnt about to risk my job that I despartley needed to pay for school. But every now and then I wonder if I could have gotten away with it. Plus this was my second weekend working and had no idea what was allowed and what to expect.

[–]quityourbullshit777 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you somehow got caught or word got back to her boyfriend she would have probably said that when you led her to the bathroom you barred her in and raped her.

One of the famous rape hoaxes was because a girl slept with a bunch of guys and her boyfriend surprised her back at her room and found out and to get out of it she spun the lie that she was gang raped. It's a first reaction for some women and you know when some lie they even believe their lie at a point and start retroactively changing reality to suit their needs immediately. There was a woman caught with her lover having sex in a car and she immediately screamed to her husband that she was being raped and she went to prison not her husband after he gunned down her lover.

Be careful buddy, you made the right decision.

[–]dagenought 79 points80 points  (3 children)

I was a bouncer for five and a half years. I can confirm what OP says. I worked in my local dive bar that ran all the Ravs and local vands in the area. Having 1200 people crammed into the building for the night,with most of woman grinding on the dance floor in nothing more than their underwear was both fun and eye opening. Taught me alot about female nature. If we would have let them they would have fucked just about any random Chad on that dance floor right then and there. I'm sure the ecstasy helped drop those inhibitions just a bit. Though after time getting to know the regulars and learning of the number of them that "rav safe" ,don't use pills or powders and may only drink a bit. They still would be the slut of the night to escape their 9 to 5 was amazing.

My two most memorable moments were the night a girl comes to me as I'm working the front door and says her friend needs help. She is all frantic so I follow her to the women's bathroom. I yell in that I'm coming in before I enter I have had to do this a few times now and the girls don't care because if I'm going in then there is a problem. I enter first thing I see is two chicks screwing on the sink board. They don't give a shit that there are like ten to twelve other chicks there or one ODing in the stall. Just getting off is all they cared for, hell they did not even care I was there. I just helped the chick who was having a really bad time at that monent.

The other was I was when we were booked for a memorial/ benefit on a sat afternoon and I ended up with two opposing MCs in the bar. A few of the guys started getting heated with each other. I'm thinking shit I'm dead there is no way I can deal two bikers by myself let alone the thirty +- that are there between the two MCs. The two who were leading this whole thing were not far from me and all I said to them was "hey, gentlemen we are not here for this" both of them now staring at me for a moment, now I'm really thinking I'm dead. They broke up and all of them just kind of stayed to their own side for the rest of it. Only time I was truly scared doing that job.

[–]LeadVitamin13 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I used to help my friend DJ at a club for a bit. He saw two girls go into the bathroom together and said they are going to either eat each other out or do some blow. I knew there is a lot of coke at clubs but eating each other out? That was kind of surprising.

[–]Bing_Bang_Bam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So that's why they spend so much time in the bathroom.

[–]Humanonymous 41 points42 points  (14 children)

Man, I read the entire comment section and now it disgusts me. I read it, tried to sleep, couldn't sleep and somehow felt the compulsion to write here.

I live in a small German town where it's difficult to meet women. Especially when you don't speak German. Although I'm a university student but I haven't had much luck with women here. Or let's say, not the way I would quantify luck. I would love to meet with someone and share a meaningful time. I do get laid, not very often, but it's fine.

But after reading all this, I find it abhorrent to even ask for a relationship. Maybe I should just keep it casual and find a new girl every month, have fun and score more. My impression of average woman was way different. I do have seen women do stuff but reading other people in the section just confirms what I thought wasn't true.

The double standard and the amount of lies these chicks tell is astounding. I was in Bratislava once, met a girl in the hostel, went to club, screwed her in the girls toilet and came back. I thought this happens rarely - as in the time between open and close not more than 30 min. I'm 185 and 58 kg. Decent at gaming but not so very good looking in terms of physique. Theses hoes could get whatever they want.

It's time for a change I guess. We men should hold the bridles after learning this. These hoes are worthless.

[–]RdBull 48 points49 points  (4 children)

Just pump and dump all the way up till you meet the "okay" girl who's full invested in you and your goals, and even then, never stop sharpening your blade. don't bother about these hoes, if they want to get wasted it's non your business, you just adapt your belief system to enjoy the outcome of their feral behavior. Also, 185 and just 58kg? Gotta hit some weights bud, that height and weight, you're skin n bones, damn.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorRian_Stone 27 points28 points  (1 child)

girl who's full invested in you and your goals,

Shes invested in her goals, and thinks she can leverage yours.

She's not on your team

[–]SmamelessMe 10 points11 points  (4 children)

Dude, I'm 186, 66kg soaking wet.

Teach me your ways. How to skeletor pickup at a night club?

[–]Humanonymous 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Open up, hold your frame, be carefree (not careless), lead, isolate, get the logistics (who she's with and all), if she's with friends, win them, be the prize, offer value, and most important, have fun.

She doens't need to know you're insecure about something. We all are. Just vibe that you are what you are, take it or leave it.

I open up with: Hey! You're the 2nd interesting person I saw today, when she asks who's the first, I say myself! You could say she's cute, attractive sexy whatever after 10 minutes into the conversation. But end the sentence with "but....., I'm not sure if I like you yet." And do that with a cheeky smiley and/or a smirk. You could say and compliment her anything; never say you like her. Push pull a bit. I usually drop: "Shit!!!!" When she goes what? Ill say: "I was almost about to like you but can't believe you just said that!" Make her think shes winning if she's sleeping with you.

As I said, be the prize. Never give in to her frame, twist her frame to yours. You'll win. Takes practice and lot of embarassment in the first few times. But you'll win.

[–]uebermacht 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Don't be upset.
80% of members in TRP are American.
America is leading in cultural marxism and slutiness.
I live in Germany too, and especially here in Berlin, a international town, it's not as bad as OP described. It's slower. Germans still tend to be conservative, although Germany is 5 - 10 years behind America.
You will find those sluts everywhere, howerver it's not like they jump on your dick once they are going out in club.
Most of them are going back home because either the men are pussified or no game at all or both.
So chill your balls and enjoy some pussy :)

[–]smirk_addict 108 points109 points  (1 child)

The first thing I learned about social dynamics with women is how they use alcohol or recreational drug use for plausible deniability. I've never had any desire to do either and I've honestly missed quite a few lays because of it haha. It's just something infuriating to me about entertaining a woman's desire to avoid accountability and her leveraging what's best for her post sex.

I always enjoy your write ups. It's been awhile.

[–]1alphasquatch50 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thanks ... I've been busy.

[–]thewrecker8 37 points38 points  (2 children)

I have a buddy who's older but bounced at one of the hottest nightclub in my state in the 80s. The amount of stories he has is unreal. He says everytime, whenever you went to work it was guaranteed you were getting fucked or blown. Sometimes both in the same night.

[–]Luckyluke23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

lol in the 80's man... would have been unreal

[–]getyourtitslit 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Former bouncer here. Saw a big girl on "girls night out" once, wearing heels that seemed too high for her weight, she slipped down the wheelchair ramp and hit the ground pretty hard which caused her to simultaneously shit and piss herself. Needless to say they bailed pretty quick, but her shit on the floor stuck around. Cue me and the rest of the crew pushing through a dank, soaking wet 110 degree or hotter club (AZ in the summer) trying to find and clean up her shit. I don't know how that got taken care of in the end, I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Call the exterminator, there's wild vermin on the loose.

[–]BIG_HUB 118 points119 points  (36 children)

This is all true, I bounced back in the day and girls nights out are just an excuse to be cheap sluts. I once took a break and as walked out to the back I noticed some chick getting railed on the hood of my car, some dude that she knew for about five minutes was knee deep in her ass. I told them to get the fuck off my car and she one legged it away dragging her panties on her fuck me pumps. Saw the same thot the next night and I just shook my head at her and she left, never saw her again.

[–]1alphasquatch50 169 points170 points  (35 children)

That girl is now someone's wife ... gross.

[–]thetotalpackage7 251 points252 points  (34 children)

She won't do anything like that again though. She's changed. She's ready to put the past behind her and find a nice guy.

[–]1alphasquatch50 123 points124 points  (1 child)

Till the next Girl's night out

[–]BonelessSkinless 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Which will be next Thursday. I'm never marrying any of these cunts. Fuck.

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Get the fuck outta here xD could not help but laugh lol

[–]FratboyOnReddit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hahahahahaha I'm fucking dead.

[–]PlataOrPluma 57 points58 points  (5 children)

Yea I was a bouncer before and I had girls grabbing me every night funny how that double standard works

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 16 points17 points  (3 children)

YES! I saw the exact thing happen to a bouncer. This 6" dude was build and hard to shove. He just let the sluts grab his arm until they got bored.

[–]AtlasCuckd 13 points14 points  (2 children)

6 inches isn't that big.

7 ON HARD BRO. 7 ON HARD. Its killing you, you are literally dieeing

[–]1cappadocianhawk 54 points55 points  (4 children)

I own a bar, shit like this happens all the time. Deeply fascinating but terribly sad.

Even saw bitches dance topless on top of the table when they only had non-alcoholic cocktails.

[–]uebermacht 23 points24 points  (1 child)

[–]NameUser18 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Jesus America is a degenerative mess.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think most of the world is.

[–]Quo210 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You lied. The thread said bouncer tales not terror tales

[–]beginner_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

While this is a red pill theory confirmed dream, the experiment itself is flawed as being at a club to begin with is already a huge preselection for sluts. It's like going to a gym to assess the health of the general public.

[–]U-94 37 points38 points  (1 child)

I was a bouncer off and on for like 10 years. It depends where you work. I rarely had roadhouse situations or slutty chicks making scenes. Most often it's fucking boring and inconvenient to your next day since you're not getting home until 4am.

Hopefully you're paid cash under the table.

[–]1alphasquatch50 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Cash under the table for sure and only on Fri and Sat nights ... kind of white trash till about 12am and then Hip-hop after that ... thots of every description.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRunawayGrain 65 points66 points  (3 children)

I am a high school History teacher by trade, but this summer a guy who owns a large bar/pool hall/dance club asked me if I would be interested in bouncing.

Ever want to get one of your students in a headlock and tell him your keeping him there until he explains the significance of the renaissance period? Just saying.

Girls can get away with sexual assault.

I just have to ask what you would do if some guy came up to you as a bouncer and complained about a girl grabbing his wang without permission? Not trying to be provocative, just genuinely curious what your options are.

Even though I am half-a-century old and gruff, I get propositioned in the most vulgar ways every night, am constantly being “twerked” and have even have my penis grabbed a few times.

When you say they can get away with it, I assume that means that you don't have much recourse when this happens.

Drunk dudes think they are Mike Tyson but are more like Steve Urkle.

LOL.

Examples of this truism are too numerous to mention.

Come on and give me some of the funnier ones.

[–]1alphasquatch50 153 points154 points  (2 children)

  1. I envisioned, just an hour ago, putting a kid who was playing Fortnite while I explained Indentured Servitude in a Kimura.
  2. I would probably ask a female who was assaulting men to leave, if the men were brave enough to ask.
  3. There is no real recourse for a male victim of female sexual assault in my setting, and if he was too violent in his resistance, she would charge him with assault.
  4. A drunk guy who I was escorting out of the club for being a cunt took a lazy swing at me, spilled his drink, slipped on it, fell, and knocked himself out on a giant speaker. When he came to, he started crying.

[–]phenethyljammin 70 points71 points  (0 children)

A drunk guy who I was escorting out of the club for being a cunt took a lazy swing at me, spilled his drink, slipped on it, fell, and knocked himself out on a giant speaker. When he came to, he started crying.

Lmao, you can't make that shit up.

[–]SpecOpsAlpha 46 points47 points  (4 children)

As an aside: the people in original post are the parade of human debris that gets to vote and decide the future of this country.

Be fucking afraid...be very afraid...

[–]NeedingAdvice86 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Not usually...met tons of the chicks he is talking about and most wouldn't get up at 4pm to go cast a vote...the "married" women are usually hard fucked party girls that settled with some dude as they neared their 30s and they are not interested in voting but just about bitching about their husbandchildren...finding fuckbuddies for their nights off.

My roommate in college had three such older sisters....and you could spot them a mile away because of their lack of couth, multiple divorces, and sad attempts at hitting on you like they were still the hot flowers of their teen years. Yeah, they would go on girl's nights and fuck some dude....hell, two of them openly had girl's night which were really just going to get fucked by their affair partner. One of them tried her damnest to prop me by calling often saying she had someone she wanted to set me up with and would like to meet to discuss over drinks, asking to get investment advice over a some drinks, blah, blah, blah....NOT INTERESTED BUT THANKS.

Interesting enough...only about 40% of women in most communities visit bars and clubs. For most women in the southern US outside major cities like AtlantaMiami , a girls night out is a dinner at expensive restaurantscafes not local dive barsdance clubs. If your late 20s30s40s year old wife is having girl's night out by balling it at some dive barsdance clubs in these locales then you wife'd up a hard fucked party hoe and should have known better.

[–]lagerea 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I've been bouncing for 12 years, everything you said is true, and there is so much more. I always tell guys it's a great experience, an awakening of sorts that every young man should strive for as soon as possible.

[–]Vyking_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm 22 and bounced at one of the local clubs all through college. It's a college town so our main clientele were college aged people. I can confirm everything posted by OP.

While I wouldn't say its every woman that acts like that, it's enough that any blue pill belief that women aren't hypergamous is quickly crushed.

If your girlfriend goes out with her girlfriends you better pray to God that her friends like you and think you're a GREAT catch. Cause they're the ones who'll keep your girl in check.

I've seen with groups, it's her friends that are either going to pressure her to cheat or pressure her to be loyal.

And us bouncers get sexually harassed on a nightly basis. I've had my ass grabbed, numbers slipped down my pants and my dick grabbed. But that's a plus in my book, I've gotten laid through that job more than anything else.

If you're 6'2"+ and well built, I highly advice you give bouncing a shot. Just dont be the douche tough guy, 9 times out of 10 problems should be diffused verbally.

[–]omega_dawg93 91 points92 points  (19 children)

i have two fraternity brothers who played college football; they were male strippers in the off-season to help pay their way thru college, etc. when they did parties, etc, i was their 'handler, manager, bouncer,' etc.

here's what i've observed:

  1. at a bachelorette party, i watched about 80% of the women touch dick during the show. about 40 to 50% of the women, from 18 to grandmaw, actually put dick in their mouths. one of the married bridesmaids, took nut to the face while the rest of the women cheered her on.
  2. women get fucked during girl's night out and on girl's vacation, especially. when approached by chad or tyrone, women cover for each other when THEY all agree the guy's worth fucking. parking lot bj's, bathroom bj's, etc.
  3. at a bbw's birthday party, a group of bbw's WORSHIPED dick as my buddies went around the room. some of these women acted like they hadn't had dick in years! i even got my dick sucked that night from a big broad who my buddies said was phenomenal. i agreed... wish i had her phone number right now. lol.
  4. if you're a racist, stop reading here: i once watched my frat brothers get 'mauled' by a group of young & old VERY conservative-looking white soccer moms. these broads were the freakiest of them all. many of them saw dark meat and went absolutely nuts... sucking to completion, fucking (many didn't care about condom use), and some even started kissing & feeling-up each other. it was quiet until they got drunk; then all hell broke loose.

have fun at your bachelor party, and do NOT listen to what women tell you about the 'lame & boring'bachelorette party... THEY LIE ALL THE TIME!! they're having just as much fun fucking around as guys do at bachelor parties-do NOT kid yourself.

i've seen women act like complete animals when a hard body and hard dick (and group encouragement) are in her face.

[–]Wakka_Grand_Wizard 43 points44 points  (4 children)

reminds me of my ex. You know, she felt like she accomplished something by being a slut. Idk dude, it is just as bad as the Matrix shit. Haha, makes me want to climb Mt. Everest with a year's worth of food and die peacefully away from modern society

[–]BonelessSkinless 58 points59 points  (1 child)

I've been there too. Thing is you don't die at the end. You better yourself, you climb that mountain and feel great about YOURSELF. Then you muscle up and use sluts until you're dead. True love died out years ago. Girls just want to be sluts and guys want a loyal, trusting relationship. Funny how it seemed to be the reverse when I was younger. Sad.

[–]omega_dawg93 37 points38 points  (0 children)

i blame sex & the city. lol.

it's girls want to fuck as many guys as they choose, have their kids with them, ans slut it up until the wall shows up.

then they want to 'get right with god,' find a good guy and settle down.

i will never argue abt her choices in life as long as she doesn't argue abt my choices to NOT touch her.

[–]Endorsed Contributorvandaalen 37 points38 points  (1 child)

she felt like she accomplished something by being a slut

That's why most women are losers. All they have to offer is their pussy, which actually is worth zero, since they all come with a pussy, and is the only thing they can get validation with.

Fucking laughable that some are proud of having one which is overly used, if you think about it long enough.

[–]clausternn 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why even agree to have a bachelor/bachelorette party at that point. Like, wtf.

[–]319Skew 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Swear this sounds like a porno but then again after opening my eyes...doesn't really shock me to much.

[–]AvilioXO 15 points16 points  (3 children)

When you get a position of power you notice so much about women. I remember we had to fire and employee once because he made a female employee feel uncomfortable. It was literally light flirting. Not even a week later she’s sexually throwing herself around to other male employees. I heard some of the stuff she said and that was off the top.

[–]NameUser18 14 points15 points  (2 children)

So if you knew it was only light flirting, why did you fire him? Just ‘verbally reprimand’ him and get on with it.

[–]phishyfingers 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Bartending is quite eye opening as well. I had a group of girls that would constantly hit on me even though I was taken. Girls are keen to offer blowjobs as incentive to plate them. They really don't care if you have a girlfriend because they think they can take her man anytime they want. One girl offered to blow me while my gf slept in my arms... They were best friends!

[–]jeeptrickery 13 points14 points  (1 child)

This is true. Can confirm.

Source : former DJ and bartender here.

What alcohol does to people when unmeasured is pathetic.

[–]RedPillFluffy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have had a close friend, who says she never drinks, go out with a guy and drink with the purpose of sex.

She’s in a LDR, and she is the type that “would never cheat”, which I believed in my BP days. She has a crush on a co-worker, goes out one night and proceeds to down a half bottle of tequila and pass out to wake up to her co-worker on top of her.

Her words “I immediately started to tell him no and to get off, but I’ve liked him for so long and I wanted it. I drank with the intention to have sex”

AWALT, including precious brides to be.

[–]Laconique 27 points28 points  (1 child)

That's after reading these kind of post that I know that deep down in my heart, I keep a bluepîll core.

For a reason, these stories from OP and others bouncers/clubbers break my heart, even through I believed I was redpilled enough to understand that the vast majority of modern womens are worthless hoes. Someone's married mother sucking a male stripper in front of her cheering friends ? Like seriously ?

Fuck this man, glad I never had a LTR, and probably will never have with a western female.

[–]GL_QUAD 10 points11 points  (0 children)

deep down in my heart, I keep a bluepîll core.

I think that if you expose yourself to more stories and first-hand experiences like these, the bluepill core will fade away. It did so for me... I guess. The process followed along with the ability to see my surroundings through red-pilled lens.

Hell, the best girl I know (best in terms of her femininity, kindness, submissiveness, manners, ethics, etc.), she actively keeps a side dude in addition to her fiancee. And if she is such a best girl that the others don't really compare, it makes one wonder what sorts of other depraved shit are those other girls up to...

[–]Rollo_Mayhem3 18 points19 points  (1 child)

I used to bounce at a college bar. select girls would stay after closing to get extra drinks and take their clothing off to get their body's licked with whip cream among other things and allow the owner to photograph them. These girls look like innocent little church going girls, they went to church but they were not innocent. edit: the alcohol was always involved and an excuse to act slutty.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 27 points28 points  (0 children)

These girls look like innocent little church going girls, they went to church but they were not innocent.

A lot of people show up in church on Sunday to get forgiven for what they did on Saturday night.

There is no ho' like a church ho'.

[–]CosmosInfinite 7 points8 points  (1 child)

My God, i'm sick reading all these comments

[–]DutchBouncer 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Sorry for my English, Dutch bouncer here. I just made an account fort his thread. I’m in my early 30s btw. Security ID

I can confirm that these bouncer tales are true. You can't even imagine what you see if you are a bouncer and sober the whole night.

I'll try to keep this story short: one night there was an international student party at the club where I bounce. So at around 2am this green eyed 18 yo hb9 persian slut showed up with her skinny Dutch boyfriend. His facial aesthetics weren't too bad, but you could tell by his physique, the way he walks and his designer clothes that he was a beta provider for mrs. Persian. Mrs. Persian walked on high heels, shorts and wore a redflag attention seeking see trough shirt.

2:30 am: she walked outside to smoke a cig and started talking to me with her slutty friend. We just chit chatted about casual stuff and then her provider showed up. He was mad because he bought her a drink but she went outside, so they both walked away like 25 meters and they argued while I was talking to her friend. What I noticed is that the provider had no frame and started to act like a little baby with tears on his cheeks (srs). So she left him and walked to her friend I was talking to. She then said something like this to me: 'at least you are mature'. So I gave her a handkiss and told her to go inside and said 'we will talk later, enjoy your stay'.

Her boyfriend was still outside and you could tell he was mad af and was looking mad at me. For the record, I'm 6'5 and around 280lbs so he was probably too scared to even say something to me about it and he left. Trough the night hb9 walked in and out for a few more cigs and smiles every time she enters the door.

5 am: Club was closed. I was checking the toilets if nobody was still inside etc. Then I heard some one knocking on the door. This happends every night, because people always forget their jackets or lose their keys and stuff like that. So I walked to the door and there was mrs. Persian.

Me: Whats up mrs. Persian?

HB9: I-I think I forgot my jacket inside...

Me: you had no jacket when you came here. Give me a sec, let me grab my bag.

HB9: wait!

Me: No you wait (and I closed the door).

So once I came outside I placed my hand in her neck and guided her to my car. It's a 5 min walk. I asked her if she lived here by herself but she said she had room mates. Since I'm pretty known by the local students in this place I decided I would not go to her place. I live like 50 minutes away from the place I work so it was no option for me to bring her home and pay for a taxi or something like that.

So once we sat in the car we made out for a few mins and I told her to suck me off, because I needed to relax after a 'turbulent night' and so she did. I really do like feet, so I told her to rub my weener with her toes and soles. She didn't understand it at first, but I said just do it already, so she did and she was making moaning noises anyway (lol). Shortly after I blew my load in HB9's throat and she left the car.

We didn't exchange numbers, but she found me on instagram and followed me (not hard to find me online, because at least 200 students follow me, even though I have like only 5 pictures).

6 months later: we never talked to each other again, but she still shows up with her provider shes still together with at the club I work. Even though we don't speak each other, every time she makes eye contact and smiles.

Tldr: 18 yo hb9 sucked the bouncer and probably never told her boyfriend.

[–]markinsinz7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn. It's not that I have to struggle 10 times as much but it's that I don't think I'll ever get an experience like that. Fuckk. 5 ft 8 just a couple more inches. Sigh. At least I won't be the cuck

[–]Leftaas 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly reading this and knowing it is completely true makes me feel sick.

[–]Mescalean 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My dad use to bounce. He's told me some crazy shit before. Thought about doing it myself and honestly, I'd probably get arrested in the clock. Being around a bunch of drunk "alphas" or just drunks in general has made my eye twitch.

Thanks for sharing. He always said it was never about who was the best fighter although it helped, but who could talk someone down. Usually by that time one if the behemoths would have knocked the offender out or had them in a choke hold of some sort.

[–]epixs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Used to bounce during college , was fun in the begging but I never though I would say it , but partying got old after the first 3-4 months. Had a lot of cool stories from it and met a lot of people, but damn did it make me lose all faith in women lol

[–]NorthernOracle[🍰] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Could be a bit of selection bias at work here. Girls at clubs are by definition a bit slutty, if not a lot slutty. I've had over a dozen long terms (i always break it off b/c im one of those oft mention commitment-phobic men) and none of my girls ever go to clubs or bars. I would never marry one who did, or who kept the company of club rat girlfriends.

[–]YaseenNoorani 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Been a bouncer just over a year and I have to say all this is true

[–]1alphasquatch50 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I'm cynical anyway .. this just confirms it

[–]Proverbial_Shit 1 points1 points [recovered]

How'd you get into it? I just looked for online ads but didn't see anything in my area.

[–]1alphasquatch50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Have been teaching locally for 25 years; I know lots of people.

[–]hardly_incognito 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For me it was based on who i knew. I only did a few shows: Ludacris. Zeds Dead, Desiigner... But i worked out regularly with a group of guys in their 40s who invited me to join them.

If i hadnt of moved 2k miles away I'm sure id still be doing it as a side job. Life is about who you know. Im now in an apprenticeship for a $100k/yr career all because i met one dude who liked me.

Back to bouncing, context is Im 5'11 170lbs. I did deadlift well over 500 at the time, and they knew it, so that helped. Plus i had a solid 4 yrs of martial arts training behind me.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

> I have had females insist that I forcibly remove unattractive guys who barely touched them

I've been on the wrong end of that back when I was a badly dressed beta. And of course the bouncer wants any excuse to beat someone up so how can one even argue most of the time? But I tried anyway: "why would I have 'groped' 2 girls I've never seen before (until you grabbed me by the neck and pointed them out) and can honestly say I'm not attracted to anyway?"

[–]tchower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Interesting. To each his own. I’ve always feared going raw with a girl I just hooked up with because this girl could’ve fucked like over 40 guys or even 100 before me even though she acts like she never does stuff like this and acts innocent. lol

[–]unplug9000 1 points1 points [recovered]

" pretty swole old guy who is good at diffusing conflict"

Scene of Arnold saying "If it bleeds, we can kill it" popped into mind...

[–]Andgelyo 24 points25 points  (11 children)

I mostly agree with these tales, however in my experience bouncers can be fucking pricks/cock blockers. I remember one night I was grinding with some girl and she was on the hand rail and the bouncer told me numerous times to get off the rail. Same bouncer saw me hitting on chicks and pulled me away from them, and told me to stop annoying them. This was obviously before I started lifting and was a skinny “pretty boy” in my younger days. Anyone else agree? Not necessarily knocking OP, but I never really jived with bouncers since then.

P.S. clubs are a waste of time if you are trying to get laid, all the older dudes (I’m 28) know this.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 22 points23 points  (8 children)

she was on the hand rail and the bouncer told me numerous times to get off the rail.

So get off the fucking rail. Look, when I bounced, I didn't want to get in anyone's way, but the venue will have rules. One of ours was "no standing on the speakers". If you were grinding her while ON the speakers, then I'd make you get off the speakers.

Same bouncer saw me hitting on chicks and pulled me away from them, and told me to stop annoying them.

Were you annoying them? If you're in a hot chick-dependent venue and one of them flagged him, then yeah, you got off light.

[–]Andgelyo 9 points10 points  (7 children)

I don’t think anyone flagged him, I was just a dude having fun and not giving a fuck. I got the impression that the bouncer saw some guy spitting game with chicks actually grinding on him, that he got jealous and tried be alpha. If my memory serves right, he was a buff black dude and the chicks who were feeling me were black themselves(possibly, jealous, who knows).

[–]PhotosyntheticChad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can confirm.

Worked bar in my late 20s.

6ft2, Rock-Chad.

Drunk chicks are ‘hands on’ with their sexual assault.

Even married.

‘Bitch I’m just trying to work’

[–]digeridooasaur420 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Lol do you see any former students?

[–]2Dmva100 39 points40 points  (15 children)

If you can't fuck a slut in the bathroom at a club or get a BJ you shouldn't be doing night game, especially club game. AF/BB top 5-10% in it's truest form.

'Working on approaching' and all that shit is best left to day game or non slut-fest venues.

[–]zamahx 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Like everything practice makes perfect. You sound like you’re gatekeeping. Night game is probably easier if anything... You’re already at the venue .. spit game and figure out what works

[–]RandomReeditUser 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's sad and gross. Thanks for sharing.

[–]Atolla2 9 points10 points  (5 children)

Problem is, knowing this information doesn't save you if you're dating a girl who loves the girls night out. You really can't win, you either let her slut around or you come across as a controlling, abusive fucker telling her what to do.

[–]1alphasquatch50 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You have to establish that early on.

[–]MaliciousMack 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No you set a rule. No bs. Either that or you're out. Righteousness has nothing to do with it.

[–]Mcxar 6 points7 points  (1 child)

dating a girl who loves the girls night out. You really can't win

This should be a statement, never ever date seriously any girl that likes the night life, clubs, bars, etc. these are the slut girls you have in your rotation when going out to get new talent is too much work

[–]scagnetti89 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Kind of off-topic but I used to bartend in college at a local dive bar. After preparing limes and shit I'd work the door until it got busy. All I had to do was check I.D. Around 8 or 9 a bouncer would take over the door and I would go to slinging beers and well drinks. One weekend we had a bad fight (wasn't there for it) and the owner decided to hire a new and lead bouncer to get the group up to speed. I was doing my usual Friday night routine and checking I.d at the door. Mind you I'm a manlet, 5'7" 210 lb.. This dude is maybe 6' and overweight, I can't recall his name, lets say Bill. Bill comes up to me telling me he can't have me working the door, and if something where to happen what could I do? Basically I sum it up as he's a dick, whatever, I'm here to make cash. So I go to my bar and start working. Bill and I have a relationship deteriorate over the course of about 6 months. He was always condescending and demeaning, but I ignored him and made that money. Now the bar I was responsible for faced a dance floor, with its back facing the entrance walk way. I had some drunk hens get behind my bar one night trying to be cute grabbing liquor. After that situation I told Roadhouse Bill to put some chairs or have one of his henchmen keep an eye on the little knoll behind my bar. He blew it off. Fast forward, it's Christmas time in Maine. My good friend has made assistant manager. Its a slow night on a Saturday due to a blizzard. We decide to rent 2 rooms at a days inn next door and get sloppy ass drunk with a few locals at the bar. Only 3 on staff, me, him, and a waitress. After a lot of beers we moved onto some tequila from my little bar (this is important) and start mixing drinks and shot glass towers falling all over the place. Well fate should have it a bus of Canadians had pulled in to stay at the hotel next door. So we are pickled and about 20 Canadians come in to drink and eat bar food. We have a blast with these crazy Fuckers. We ended up slaying about 3 bottles of tequila from the little bar I work at, how, I assume with our Canadian brethren. Morning comes, and we have to clean this frat house mess first thing. We clean, I leave for campus and put it out of mind. Friday comes along and we have meeting with all the staff . The owner is fucking pissed, he did a bottle count and my bar is missing these bottles of tequila. I'm blanking on what to say, and then it hits me like a lightning bolt. "I fucking told Bill about that about a month ago! People getting behind my bar stealing shit ." The owner looks at Bill, and asks if that's true. Bill says yes and before he can defend himself the owner tells him he's fired and to get the Fuck out of here. My buddy the assist manager is trying to keep a straight face. I had a shit eating grin watching that fucker leave.

[–]rigbed 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Smooth. He was honest at least.

[–]Dark_Lord_A 8 points9 points  (1 child)

As god is my witness I will never get married.

[–]rigbed 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Is there a height minimum for bouncers? I’m 6’2”, I can get bigger. Am I too short

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