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I always spam generic copy paste bullshit to any and all fuckable girls. Every once in a while the main pic will be deceiving, and a few fatties will get my generic message.

As soon as I realize my error, I think "well she is definitely going to respond lol" and sure enough five minutes later they're all "lol you're so funny!!1!".

Every single time. Just saying, I can smell their desperation just like 9s can smell betas'. Funny.

edit: btw, I can't believe this sub only has 1/100th of the main sub's subscriber count.


[–]evilpuke 2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

What do you spam.

[–]HandsomeXan[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I tell (not ask) them to marry me in an obviously joking manner.

Dont wanna say the exact phrase so they can't google it and link me here.

[–]MorePancakes 1 point2 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Care to share your copy pasta?

[–]RojoEscarlata 8 points9 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in PUA, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret boot camps on night club, and I have over 300 confirmed lays. I am trained in gorilla sexfare and I’m the top cold approacher in the entire PUA forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will sex you up the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away not replying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, bitch. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of puas across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your social life. You’re fucking laid, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can fuck you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare penis. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed sex, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the PICK UP ARTISTS and I will use it to its full extent to slam your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “selfie” was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking camera. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will fury fuck all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking laid, kiddo

[–]MorePancakes 0 points1 point  (4 children) | Copy Link

wut...

[–]RojoEscarlata 5 points6 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Is the navy seal copy pasta. Made into pua lol

[–]MorePancakes 0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Ahhhhh!! been a looong time since i saw that one, nearly forgot about it.

[–]HandsomeXan[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

kek

+1

[–]LibertarianLibertine 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

When it comes to online dating I tend to just say 'hi'. Low response rate, but the ones that do, are eager to fuck me.

Cuts all the bullshit and saves time

[–]Petrarch1603 -1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm one of those that just send one word messages. Its not that effective, but I can't be arsed to invest more than the minimal effort in messaging girls. They usually look at my profile and if they like what they see they'll write back.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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