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Dear Coleen: I slept with ex to make sure I was in love with my boyfriend [advice column] (mirror.co.uk)
submitted 3 years ago by johnnight
[–]Archwinger3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Sweet God, does anybody proofread any more? I’d better fix this.
Dear Colleen: I slept with an ex to make sure I was in love with my boyfriend because the opportunity arose, I was horny, and I don’t have a single ounce of respect for the guy I’m dating. This was difficult to reconcile due to my previous history of cheating, but I came up with this really great excuse. May I try my excuse on you to see if it will carry water?
Dear Cheating Slut: You don’t need an excuse at all. If you can keep this secret forever without spitting it out to try to spite your loser boyfriend the first time you get pissed off at him, then never tell him. Duh.
[–]nnikolaki3 points4 points5 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I also read it as ,Dear Coleen, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEAAASSEEEE validate my having sex with my ex so I can stop feeling guilty about it, kthx.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 9 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wonders of the hamster will never cease to amaze. Maybe I should write Colleen and say "I banged my ex girlfriend to see if I really loved my current girlfriend", and see what her reply would be.
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[–]johnnight[S] 0 points1 point2 points 9 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It's disgusting to you, because you have the instinct to find "loose women" disgusting. She does not have such an instinct. Her instinctual disgust is for weak men.
Edit: the comment was not bad. Why delete it?
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