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Look at this garbage article. I'm literally and viscerally disgusted from just having read it. Amazed that someone can be so naive and immature. (imgur.com)
submitted 8 months ago by MummyPenis
[–]TheDialecticParadox1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Haha this is just a vocalization of the thoughts that all women think they want. You and I both can see the towering contradiction this article presents. I find stuff like this so pathetic that it becomes amusing and I can't help but laugh.
It really must suck being the author of this article and waking up to your boyfriend kissing your feet and making you breakfast in bed and being repulsed by it and not knowing why. The constant war of emotion and logic taking place in her brain every day. Thinking about that deadbeat loser from high school with the chiseled abs and tattooed arms just so you can get wet for your duty sex with your 'best friend''. Don't be the best friend.
[–]MummyPenis[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These are the same girls that are still in the same city they went to elementary school in and is now "liking" my statuses on facebook. Lurking dudes she wish would have swept her off her feet, but settled with joe blow.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Luckily even if anyone even wastes their time reading that it won't affect how their brains work in reality.
[–]DuckIsPurple0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well at the end the article says “before you go” and shows the image of two lesbians. “Before you go, just be lesbian”
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