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Field ReportBrazilian Crysis. Women are almost 70% on Brazilian Carnival. So what? (self.TheRedPill)

submitted by Izzenw

Summary: It’s Carnival, lets party hard! 70% are women ? OMGS FREE SEX!

Body: I consider this post a field report. Here is the TRP reality of my country and region. Your first thought would be: “Why the hell are you complaining about this? Go bang some chicks and stop being a beta!”.

Link to the news: https://translate.google.com.br/translate?hl=en&sl=pt&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Fblogdobloco.blogosfera.uol.com.br%2F2016%2F01%2F31%2Fmulheres-sao-quase-70-dos-folioes-no-carnaval-de-rua-de-sao-paulo%2F

Because things are not simple as that. Here in Brazil, we are on a deep economic and political crisis:

  • We have a very corrupt and populist left winged government that makes your Obama Care seems like a little baby.

  • We have one of the highest unemployment rates of our history: 12%.

  • Our taxes are one of the highest in the world. Our payrolls are one of the lowest.

  • Our economy is in recession. Our external debt raised do absurd levels.

  • Our inflation was bigger than our salaries adjustment. We are officially poorer each ear that passes.

  • The president disapproval rate is around 70%, and we can’t make an impeachemant thanks to her populists politicies, like the “Bolsa Familia” a financial help to poor people, the exact people that help ther party to stay in power.

  • The specialists already started to call the 201X the lost decade, where our country decreased every single performance indicator.

  • Health Crisis: Zika Virus is a present from Brazil to the world. Enjoy your brainless children. The govern prefers to spend money on the Olympics in order to show that everything is beautiful. It is not.

  • I’m a manager with a MBA, 3 fluent languages, working on an automaker and making less than your local McDonalds Employee. Imagine my other employees ?

TLDR: We are swimming in shit , playing on the hard mode and getting fucked on every aspect of our lives.

And what the hell this is all about 70% of chics begging to be banged, walking semi-nude in the middle of streets? EVERYTHING.

We, male and with bills, responsibilities, and families to provide,(or just ourselves, by paying our studies, cars, houses, etc) we are WORKING or RESTING during the Carnival. Having no men partying hard on the streets is a big signal of a crisis that has affected first us men, the working force of this country. Don’t forget that we are not at Massachusetts Institute of Technology. We are third world. And most of our labor and profits comes from brute force, like automakers, farms, mines and other services. We have technology, but just 30% of our profits comes from it.

We, Brazilian men are paying for this crisis. While they, Brazilian women are shaking their asses , partying hard and trying to get pregnant by a “gringo” during this carnival, the free sex/drugs/fun party. The automaker that I’m working is laying off almost 1.000 workers on this Friday thanks to this Crisis, and while we men are here, saving every single penny for a darker future, our chicks are there, don’t giving a fuck about anything. But the point is that, when they realize that they won’t be able to find any beta bucks, because there are no one to bucks anything, they are fucked.

Our women, gentlemen, they don’t give a single fuck about anything. They just want to have fun, they just want to party hard in a very irresponsible way , while we men, are here preparing for the worst. Paying our debts instead of partying. Staying at home doing shit instead of traveling. Working each day more and more in order to survive, pay our taxes and try to help this shitty country and government to leave this Crisis.

I’m here, with almost 30k in educational debts thanks to my MBA, and there is a big probability that I will be fired on this Friday, or that I will have to fire one of my employees, having to sit in front of him, and saying that he won’t be able to feed his sons , or that I will have to delay his dreams thanks to unemployment.

So that’s why I beg you. Europeans, Asians and Americans. Come to Brazil, fuck our bitches, get them pregnant and take then to your countries. We don’t deserve these bitches around us.

Lesson Learned: Take your own conclusions


[–]Toolman890[🍰] 93 points94 points  (29 children)

I remember reading a while ago about the behaviour of women during the economic collapse of Yugoslavia in the 90s. Whilst everyone else was scrounging and saving, the young women were spending MORE on beauty products to make themselves look as sexy as possible and spending more time going out to try and get a rich husband in the desperate times.

[–]CrimsonEllipse 52 points53 points  (8 children)

We are sold, and have generally bought, a similar lie about France after they surrendered in the second world war. Immediately after the capitulation, women were slutting it up with the occupying nazi soldiers while french men rotted in pow camps.

Of course, we only ever hear about how desperate the situation was for the occupied french citizenry. That's revisionist history for you.

[–]TheYambag 58 points59 points  (7 children)

That reminds me of the scene from Band Of Brothers, where the girls who slept with Nazi's were often killed, maimed, or dragged into the street for public humiliation after liberation. Nowadays most people see it as how terrible the men were, instead of seeing it as "Hey these girls were literally helping the people who were invading the nation."

[–]chirar 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Same happened in the Netherlands, nazi-sympathists became social outcasts. Some women's hair was shaved etc, IIRC.

[–]akaipill 38 points38 points [recovered]

The Band of Brothers scene was actually in the Netherlands.

One of the American soldiers asked what happened to the male Nazi collabators while the women were paraded down the streets, the Dutchman simply said "They were shot."

[–]ShitlerParty 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Pussy pass. The male collaborators were shot, the women were just shamed. They should have been shot, too.

[–]xetaoinshrdlu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't blame a fish for swimming.

[–]becredible 95 points96 points  (14 children)

So basically you're saying I should travel to countries in turmoil and fuck bitches.

[–]says_harsh_things 67 points68 points  (10 children)

Just realize that they are serious about trying to lock you down. You need to be on the ball with birth control and any information that could allow them to find you and claim you got them pregnant later (even if you didnt). They're not bored housewives. This kind of stuff is their ticket out of a third world country.

[–]satanicpriest13 37 points38 points  (8 children)

When you're in a foreign country in holiday, go with fake name/ identity, fuck bitches, and get out. There's barely any ways to track down a man who doesn't live there.

[–]eccentricrealist 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Especially third-world countries or countries with turmoil, you go away, you'll only be on that girl's mind but nobody's going to give a shit.

[–]Timmytanks40 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jesus christ guys. You can't pump a bitch then leave her. Get her sister too.

[–]satanicpriest13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also countries that are traditionally conservative and premarital pregnancy is frowned upon. places like India and other Asian countries. The girl would worry more about getting rid of the parasite than finding you or crying rape.

[–]EKcore 17 points17 points [recovered]

Lol even in your own country or city.

"What's your name?".

Greg Ziploc, yes the same Ziploc. My grandfather invented the bags"

[–]McLarenX 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And be willing to pretend you want "true love" while being able to protect yourself against her white knight orbiters when shit goes sour. Seriously, Brazilian men are fucking violent. Playing with fire is NOT worth getting stomped out in the street.

[–]slay_it_forward 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Yes, that's a good rule of thumb. The more safe / prosperous the more awful the women.

[–]ShitlerParty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd stay the fuck out of Brazil regardless. You're practically begging to be mugged and/or murdered if you go there.

[–]Goingtogetmine 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Was it the lipstick effect maybe? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lipstick_effect

"In a recent study by four university researchers, the effect is attributed to evolutionary psychology: "This effect is driven by women’s desire to attract mates with resources and depends on the perceived mate attraction function served by these products. In addition to showing how and why economic recessions influence women’s desire for beauty products, this research provides novel insights into women’s mating psychology, consumer behavior, and the relationship between the two. ... Although the lipstick effect has garnered some anecdotal lore, the present research suggests that women’s spending on beauty products may be the third indicator of economic recessions—an indicator that may be rooted in our ancestral psychology"

http://personal.tcu.edu/sehill/LipstickEffectMS20March2012.pdf

Journal of Personality and Social Psychology - Boosting Beauty in an Economic Decline: Mating,Spending, and the Lipstick Effect

[–]RPRedhead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I believe it. As a woman in those places your best "protection" was a high SMV man. My ex, a native Ukranian who immigrated to the US, once told me that a Russian woman would go without food to have the best clothes (designer shit). I understood the appeal was to look better than other women and to catch a big fish.

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[–]thewrightstuff88 112 points113 points  (56 children)

Funny this article came about, I'm on my way to Brazil this weekend with a few friends for Carnival. Of course we are there for the fun and women but when it comes down to it, quality of life is everything. I really wish you luck in leaving your situation and hopefully finding something better sooner than later. I'll be in Rio, any tips?

[–]Izzenw[S] 167 points168 points  (51 children)

Thanks bro!

  • Avoid the central part of the city at all costs, its the most violent region.

  • Uber is working and you can't compare the quality of it with the local costs.

  • Try to get the contact of the Uber Guy in order to call him exclusively. Taxists have the same knowledge as touristic guides. Tip then btw.

-If you are into prostitution, its legal in Brazil. Avoid street hookers and Ask a taxist where is a good "Boate" or " Casa Noturna". There are no strip clubs here. If you are there, you can fuck every girl. They usually charge a little bit for the ass. And avoid paying drinks to the girls, they are expensive as fuck, like 10x times the normal value.
- Always carry your own condoms, they are sold everywhere. Skyn or Jontex ar the best ones around. - Visit "Nova Petrópolis" its a very calm city, near rio de janeiro. It was the residence of the portuguese imperator when they discovered Brazil. If you you'd like to rest a little bit, try it.

Rio de Janeiro is a very beautiful city! Enjoy it! But be always on guard, its a violent city. Slums are beautiful just on movies.

[–][deleted] 102 points103 points  (5 children)

Slums are beautiful just on movies.

Bro, ain't that the truth, I'm always thinking this when I watch a movie involving rio, even that animated one with the birds is trying to glorify poverty.

[–]vPikajew 41 points42 points  (2 children)

I've played enough Favela on mw2 to know that slums are bad

[–]Timmytanks40 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha favela was my shit. Roof run to the south end with the tac knife and drop in on a bitch.

But seriously I'm definitely going to carnival before my 20s are over.

[–]CQC3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've played enough MW2 to know that Favela and MW2 are bad.

[–]Specter242 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"even that animated one with the birds is trying to glorify poveryu" Are you referring to Rio and Rio 2 LMFAOOO

[–]PvRed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You make me want to visit Brazil

[–]FreyWill 7 points8 points  (25 children)

How much does prostitution cost in Brazil?

[–]Izzenw[S] 38 points39 points  (24 children)

you have for every taste and purse.

You can find cheap girls for 25 USDs to famous actresses and tv hosts for 1000 USDs.

I for myself, I have fucked a famous tv girl, from a tv show called "Panico na TV". She spent a whole night with me for 1250 USDs.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (8 children)

$1250 for one night of (presumably) condom sex with some dirty trollop when you're "making less than your local McDonalds Employee" and have 30k in student debt?

And you're criticizing your women for their behaviour? Brah...

[–]Izzenw[S] 95 points96 points  (4 children)

Before the economical crisis I was making 160-200k. Exactly 3 years ago. Now you understand the severity of the crisis. And ffs I'm not complaining. I'm stating the behavior of the genders during a crisis situation.

[–]plenkton 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You went from 180 to 30 in 3 years....that hurts, especially when the first 15-25 a person makes is spent on basic needs (house food).

So really, from 150k to 10k disposable.

The sad thing is people opting for short term gain over long term gain. Too many don't see the value in productive capital.

[–]CQC3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

But she was on TV...

You're American, you understand the importance of that, don't you?

[–]sonofquetzalcoatl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Googled that TV Show, looks more like brothel which happens to have it's own program.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why if you earn 30k per annum are you dropping 1250$ on a prostitute. Playa, get on plane and get a job in the USA. Shit. I don't have a single WASP male PhD in my business program. Get a PhD and take my jerb

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (7 children)

Panico na TV

WTF? tv hosts banging strangers for a few dollrs? seems lika a fucked up place

[–]Izzenw[S] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

Welcome to south America. Let me be your guide. Breaking with my fiancee led me to trp and to the underground world of prostitution.

[–]redditfag420 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Is there any chance to bang Eva Andressa? or Carol Saraiva?

[–]Timmytanks40 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Never thought I'd regret go ogling a couple Brazilian chicks. That jaw line looks like it came out of a DC justice league comic.

[–]NiggerBaboon 4 points5 points  (4 children)

If you are there, you can fuck every girl. They usually charge a little bit for the ass.

That's all I wanted to know!

[–]Izzenw[S] 3 points4 points  (3 children)

" o presentinho do anal " thats the key. " do you want a gift for your Ass?" something lile that

[–]NiggerBaboon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

" o presentinho do anal "

EUR/BRL (EURBRL=X)

4.3159

Caralho!

[–]ChildOfTheLostTribes 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Forgive me for being offtopic but what about Bahia? A lot of black American men are making the move to Brazil because black women here are too much. Any incite? I'd love to visit Bahia or anywhere in Brazil.

[–]massivewang 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Carnival in Salvador is fucking amazing.

Salvador has some beautiful beaches. The city is a joke, not even close compared to rio. With that said there's tons of parties/concerts going on to meet women at, though it may be challenging to navigate if you go down without help not during carnival. You really need Portuguese to get around in Salvador.

Women in the northeast tend to be more friendly/affectionate/approachable in my experience. With that said Brazilian culture is that when you meet someone on a night out and like each other you kiss. It doesn't mean you'll bang in the same night, but it lowers the barriers.

Being a gringo in Salvador gives you a lot more status than being a gringo in Rio. Gringos are everywhere in Rio, especially during carnival.

[–]ChildOfTheLostTribes 1 point2 points  (2 children)

No gringo here. Just Haitian.

[–]Redpass2122 2 points3 points  (3 children)

From what Ive heard; carnival is overrated and most times you can't get laid. Not sure if this is true

[–]charlesbukowksi 10 points11 points  (1 child)

getting laid is overrated, you can get laid in rio and anywhere for that matter.

[–]massivewang 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Hit up the Sargento Pimento bloquinho the day that it is going down. There will be a ton of people, it'll be a blast.

Overall there will be a shit ton of people out on the street during carnival around copacabana, ipanema, lapa. So really you'll have your pick of what to do.

Rio during carnival has an awesome atmosphere, there's always something going on, besides the available tourist stuff (sugar loaf mountain, the Jesus statue, etc).

Buy a money belt that you can wear under your shorts, put your money and a cell phone in it. Also use AIRBNB for lodging, don't waste your time with a hostel or hotel. You'll get way more for your money that way.

[–]occupythekitchen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how you don't mention Leblon

[–]SinisterCouch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey man, please update me i want to know about it so i can plan my own trip.

[–]Senior Contributorexit_sandman 56 points57 points  (11 children)

We, Brazilian men are paying for this crisis. While they, Brazilian women are shaking their asses , partying hard and trying to get pregnant by a “gringo” during this carnival, the free sex/drugs/fun party.

This hit home with me.

A friend of mine once spend 4 years in Brazil working and when he got back and hosted a party where three or four of his colleagues (also from the same country as we are) attended, every single one of them, though they were still quite young at the time (early to mid 20s), was married to a Brazilian woman (unlike my pal who had better game and just plated his way through his four year-tenure in Sao Paulo. He's married to a Canadian now, go figure).

This was the first time in my life when hypergamy was so blatantly obvious that it jumped even old bluepill me right into the face.

[–]says_harsh_things 42 points43 points  (8 children)

The difference is Brazilian women don't pretend. They will come right out and say "I am looking for a rich American man to save me". I generally do well in the tingles department with American women, but Brazilian women? They look at me as tingles AND a meal ticket and go insane.

[–]KhazarKhaganate 12 points13 points  (0 children)

They are.

I mean you gotta realize something...

the female version: "looking for a rich beta bux to fuck and suck and live a rich life." (resources)

They don't care what kind of rich guy or who he is, as long as they're nice, rich, can keep them safe, and can provide for them.

the male version: "looking for a hot blond chick, preferrably with a pretty face, good hair, and loyal to fuck and live a quiet life." (visual)

They don't care what kind of hot blond chick or who she is, as long as they're nice, pretty, will stay loyal, and wont annoy them too much.

Biologically men and women want different things. It's evolutionary psychology.

[–]eccentricrealist 3 points4 points  (5 children)

And do some of them save themselves for the gringos or will they not give a shit either?

[–]says_harsh_things 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I'm not sure I can give you an accurate answer on that. The ones I've experienced never talk about any Brazilian men they are interested in. Is that due to the fact that they are committed to getting into the USA through marriage, or do they just want to downplay the fact that they are using American men? I don't know. Either way it's bad for business. Being that I'm an American man I doubt I will ever get a true answer from a Brazilian woman.

[–]occupythekitchen 6 points7 points  (2 children)

They all have been with Brazilian men but any mildly successful Brazilian men cheats. They prefer western men because they are more domesticated. But yeah I've gotten a blow job on the street here she finished and I went to get beers got to the bar and she had taken my wallet and phone. It was fucking hilarious to me afterwards

[–]A419a 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fake wallet with a little cash and a cheap phone and you can come out ahead of having just paid for it.

[–]azkuel 111 points112 points  (9 children)

Women in times of peace get relaxed and become entitled. With so many men around, and so many options, why should they not? When a real crisis hits, their natural instincts kick in, and they go back to normal gender roles and try more actively to find mates. This is because male companionship meant safety during evolution. Happens in every crisis/war.

[–]Senior Endorsed Contributormax_peenor 18 points19 points  (0 children)

When a real crisis hits, their natural instincts kick in

It's also when boots start to get real shiny.

[–]Dark_Shroud 9 points10 points  (4 children)

My grandmother and great aunts have a lot of comments about how foolish younger women are being. Just because so many of them do not know how to take care of themselves or feed themselves during bad times. That's not even touching on not getting themselves a husband when they should.

Meanwhile many of the guys I know would just go deer hunting if food ever got really tight. The only problem are the limited hunting permits here in Northern Illinois.

[–]Dravous 7 points8 points  (1 child)

The only problem are the limited hunting permits here in Northern Illinois.

if things got tight enough they'd also stop giving a shit about that as well.

[–]Dark_Shroud 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is pretty much my line of thinking, I used to have some friends with land up against some of the forests out here. More than a few picked off deer from their porches. So I wouldn't have needed a permit on their property. Too bad for me those guys already sold out & bailed on this state.

[–]ImFeklhr 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And a reasonable retort for them would be 'society has changed such that complete dependence on the instincts/skills humans developed over thousands of years of evolution'.

Bad times, in most countries, don't equal starvation anymore.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

So what your saying is that the next financial crisis will bring about the death of feminism? This might actually be true!

[–]Dark_Shroud 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Shit is going down right now because a large amount of the western populace is finally pissed off enough to care.

That's why we're seeing the third wave Fem-nazis/misandrists going crazy in the media and online. Some of them are smart enough to see the writing on the wall and others are just upset that people are telling them to fuck off now.

[–]PanisHakkinenTakagi 182 points182 points [recovered]

This is almost exactly what is happening in Finland. Benefits and salaries are getting cut, universities are getting budget cuts and they have to fire a lot of staff (this might actually be a good thing), we need to save on every aspect of the society because we are "the sick man of Europe". Well, not every aspect. The tap is open for the refugees, there's no limit on how much money we will pour into them - conservative estimates put that figure somewhere between 1,5 and 2 billion a year, so it's likely way more than that.

The official unemployment is about 10%, but in reality it's somewhere between 20-30%. Youth unemployment is Greece/Spain-tier. We have people with one or even two Master's Degrees who can speak Finnish, English, Swedish and at least one of German/French/Russian/Spanish, who still can't find a job.

Meanwhile, the women are partying like always, protesting against the budget cuts to their women's studies shit, holding "Refugees Welcome!" and #WeHaveADream demonstrations and God knows what else. Of course, many of them ARE working, because our government is currently pumping more and more money to the public sector and it's women who are hired as social workers, paper pushers and "caretakers" for the poor refugees.

Anyway, thanks for the tip, I will probably have to visit Brazil this year or the next.

[–]Endorsed ContributorTheeRyanGrey 100 points101 points  (20 children)

put men of country in financial crisis

import cheap foreign labor

this also increases racial tensions

government wins. this is literally the formula for the modern world.

[–]yaysmr 41 points42 points  (15 children)

Good formula for an armed, angry upheaval as well.

Wonder what contingency plans the government has in place for when the men get pissed enough to actually do something?

It is literally insane to me that we see these government willfully throwing their citizens, who they ostensibly are elected to represent, under the bus for people from outside who don't actually care for the country and it's history.

There is no good way out of the situation, that much must be accepted.

[–]ITranscendRaceHombre 63 points64 points  (4 children)

Good formula for an armed, angry upheaval as well.

Wonder what contingency plans the government has in place for when the men get pissed enough to actually do something?

That seed was planted over 40 years ago when feminism started making men into pussies. Consider your average man. He is perhaps the most unremarkable specimen you could ever come across. He's unambitious. He's lazy. He's overweight. He has been castrated and his masculinity has been systematically destroyed. He is not a leader. He is not strong physically or mentally. He is not brave or courageous. For fuck's sake, the motherfucker is afraid of approaching an average looking woman, to fulfill his strongest biological motivation, and we think he's going to risk his life standing up against a gynocentric ideology he's been conditioned to support since day one? I'm afraid not, friend.

[–]cariboo_j 17 points18 points  (2 children)

I feel like if I were in Europe I'd be down with a far right nationalist movement.

Participate in some street brawls against Muslims and leftists... Wear a defacto uniform... Maybe brown or black t-shirts... Maybe try and stage a half baked coup out of a beer hall...

Sounds pretty sweet actually.

[–]2 Senior Endorsed Contributorvengefully_yours 3 points4 points  (0 children)

National Socialism for the 2000's eh? Have a pusch in a beer haus, go to jail and come back out a national hero... For about 8 years.

[–]Archange_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Police forces and the judicial apparatus in most of Europe are more focused on keeping patriotic movements in line not in controlling refugees. It will not change any time soon.

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 18 points19 points  (5 children)

There is already a backlash with masked-mobs beating migrants in Stockholm.

http://blurbrain.com/angry-mob-of-masked-men-beat-migrants-in-stockholm/

[–]mattizie 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Reading this makes me think that there is hope for Europe.

[–]systemshock869 16 points16 points [recovered]

Until Reddit I never realized that so much conservative thought comes out of Europe. Guess it hasn't really helped curb the Marxism though, relatively speaking. I see all this shit as a very real warning of things to come to our 'backwards' country. Of course you can't show any indoctrinated progressives these first hand accounts, as making correlations outside of progressive approved and funded 10 year studies with 5600 upvotes is akin to voodoo devil worship. Gasp think for myself? Nah I'll leave that to John Stewart and reddit votes.

[–]Archange_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The modern offshoots of marxism have a hold on universities, the media and part of the elite, that's why they are heard so much. But they have little traction amongst the population at large.

[–]bhooooo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn't know the situation was so bad in Finland. I was there as an exchange student during last year and I got the impression there were many opportunities job wise (for Finnish speakers ofc ;) )

[–]ITS_JUST_A_WANK_BRO 24 points25 points  (33 children)

Can you also post this same thing word-for-word to the DarkEnlightenment subreddit? They would be interested.

If you dont mind me asking, how much do you earn per day in $? I might be able to get you remote work or something. I had no idea MBAs were paid so little out there.

[–]Izzenw[S] 25 points26 points  (32 children)

I'm Making 40k USD year. And that is an astronomic good salary here. When I got my bachelor in IT, I started with 6k USD a year. You really can't compare salary here with usd dolars, because out of nowhere our currency got extremely devalued.

Its a protectionism policy, because Brazilian industry is composed of base products like Minerals, Soy, Sugar, Meat and so on. They are exported to other countries, so you have more dollars entering than leaving. Most people here can't buy an Iphone with 1 year of salary, not because they are extremely poor, but because there is a hidden protectionism politic going around .

[–]spurdosparade 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's a very, very good salary. I come from a family of 4 people who lived with 5k USD year. Government call us "middle class", lol.

[–]Syberr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just for context 40k USD/year for a lone guy is within the richest 2% of the country.

Source: https://www.nexojornal.com.br/interativo/2016/01/11/O-seu-sal%C3%A1rio-diante-da-realidade-brasileira

[–]Reddthrown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is indeed astronomic by Brazilian standards. To put things in perspective, USD1,000/month will get you a huge flat in the best parts of Rio. A huge pizza on the main (expensive) beach in Rio will cost about USD 10.

[–]mrdobie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually wanted to export some iPhones to Brazil but couldn't find buyers

[–]1egoisenemy 0 points1 point  (26 children)

what do you think would be the solution to your country's issues?

[–]Rommel0502 19 points20 points  (23 children)

The same answer as anywhere. Limit the government, stop inflating the currency, encourage value add businesses, and stop paying people to do nothing.

[–]1egoisenemy 1 point2 points  (4 children)

well I meant it more as specific cultural issues that I may be ignorant about such as the weird specific state of brazilian politics, different from the rest of the world etc. But I agree with your points.

[–]eccentricrealist 6 points7 points  (3 children)

The problem with countries like Mexico and Brazil is that there's so much crime and the government collaborates to the point that there's not much incentive to produce unless you're in a sort of "protected" class. For example, upper middle class business owners used to be bothered a lot about eight to five years back, at the height of the insecurity, but everybody was closing up shop. Now at least the government's trying to control that a little. There's also a mentality of not doing shit today, but doing it later/tomorrow that's very pervasive in Latin America. People also tend to do the bare minimum and complain when things aren't better. Everything's fucked, basically.

[–]rakov 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More I read about it, more it feels like Brazil is just like Russia. We don't have crime on the streets though, but any big business is always owned by someone who knows friend of a friend of a relative of Putin.

[–]Ducksfornipples2 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Hey OP I'll gay marry you here in the states. You can get citizenship and your loans won't transfer here. As long as you get me sweet prime Brazilian pussy.

but no butt stuff, maybe cuddling when it get's chilly

[–]epicaricacy12 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I think the marriage has to be consummated for that to work right? prepare your anus, bro

[–]Ducksfornipples2 6 points7 points  (0 children)

who said anything about taking? I'm the husband here

[–]plenkton 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will pay $200 to tape it. Capitalism.

[–]El_Diablito 19 points19 points [recovered]

For those of you thinking about going to Brazil or pretty much any Caribbean or Central/South American country looking for pussy I just want to remind you to keep your wits about you and don't fall for the traps.

Yeah, there are a lot of women who want to marry a foreigner and move the fuck away but there are also women who are running a long con. They get guys hooked and might even marry him and have a kid or two but all the while still supporting their man back home with the bux's money. Then after they get their citizenship or at least the paperwork in the process they rob the bux and send for their man.

I know two dumbasses who fell for it. One was vacationing in the Dominican Republic and the other in Colombia. The girls they met were "sweet" local chicas who didn't act like whores or girls trying to hustle tourists. Just waitresses/students with a good heart in a bad environment which white knights just can't resist.

[–]systemshock869 12 points12 points [recovered]

Or they just catch a whiff of American hypergamy and quit. I know a recently single mom who was married 10 years to some American who went to South America on a kayaking trip. She apparently returned home with him and has been here ever since. News flash, city club girl from Lima doesn't work out with Georgia boy kayaker. She's taking her kids and going out to 'live, laugh, love' it up. The immediate pre-divorce boob job should help with that.

[–]El_Diablito 4 points4 points [recovered]

That reminds me of the old Eddie Murphy skit about meeting some naked jungle chick Oom-Fu-Fu on a leopard but after five years in the States and making some American girlfriends she's talking about taking half and him not taking care of her needs.

[–]systemshock869 8 points8 points [recovered]

Yeah it's funny that red pill is this new 'movement' (I know it's 'not a movement,' whatever) when in fact it's not new info at all and comedians have been saying this stuff for decades.

[–]El_Diablito 6 points6 points [recovered]

I guess it depends upon your background. I grew up in a Latin somewhat machismo background and was influenced heavily by my Marine Corp uncle who is a man's man throwback kind of character. I remember when I was a kid he saw me watching a National Geographic show of wolves and he pointed out the pack leader and said, "Do you see that wolf. The first and strongest? That's who you should always be."

Its a shame there aren't more people like him out there helping influence younger generations.

[–]systemshock869 7 points7 points [recovered]

Definitely. I wish my dad was more of a masculine leader, really he was an angry, red-ish beta. So I had a lot of the right ideas, but was never taught how to properly handle shit tests or have a strong frame.

I was always pretty half-way as my mom did a lot of the work raising me and always tried to pit me against my dad by pointing out what a jerk he was. But as I get older I've seen that despite my dad's mistakes, my mom was a trifling idiot that thought she should be the boss - typical AWALT mentality these days. My dad handled it completely wrong - really I think it boils down to fighting as equals. Realizing that women are children in some crucial ways has been like a giant boulder lifted off my back. Expecting equality is like fighting symmetric warfare with the Viet Kong.. you're going to have a bad time. There are no logical rules, so all bets are off. My dad didn't know this and just grew more and more furious and cynical.

I wish I had more role models like your uncle.. and I'm way better off than a significant chunk of the feminized population.

[–]NucleiThots 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Realizing that women are children in some crucial ways has been like a giant boulder lifted off my back"

Yes!

[–]1StoicCrane 1 point2 points  (1 child)

How'd you advise going about slaying booty in other countries then?

[–]Linrraba 15 points16 points  (6 children)

Brazilian here as well. Im not on the hating carnival bandwagon even though I dont like it myself. People need to have some fun otherwise they will go crazy. I also live in a turist city so we need people coming here to expent, moreso now with the massive lay offs.

[–]25russianbear25 7 points8 points  (5 children)

Carnivals and entertainment is GREAT its fun and relaxing... but its for upper/middle class men and any class women. The lower class men are working 50-60 hours a week so they literally have no time to party and have lots of sex. This is not limited to Brasil.

[–]Linrraba 5 points6 points  (4 children)

That's not true at all here. Every single town has its own carnival and they come in all prices.

[–]wolololololololo 31 points31 points [recovered]

Damn man, I feel bad on my 70k AUD 9-5 office job. If its any difference, most of our women are enormous entitled cunts.

[–]dmelt253 10 points11 points  (10 children)

Is that just to Australian men? I hear they are rather nice to Americans.

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[–]Stevonz123 3 points3 points [recovered]

Thanks for the post. I'm going to melbourne in 3 days. Tips?

[–]killthenoise 5 points6 points  (1 child)

It is a very fun city with so much going on. This weekend is meant to be amazing weather too. Go down to St. Kilda and hit up the beach and bars. Plenty of very nice looking internationals and locals, and the clubs down there are fun (but expensive). If you're looking for more of the actual Melbourne experience, lookup popular places in Fitzroy or Richmond.

And if you are looking for a real adventure, go to Revolver on Church St late Saturday night/early Sunday (I'm talking after 3am). Lots of good memories there!

[–]SgtButane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'It is a favorite past time of mine as an in shape and well dressed American to go out and watch these same women eye-fuck me while their boyfriends chain smoke and try to look as cool as possible. Hold them real close, gents.'

You're a wanker m8

[–]trp_angry_dwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not that different to how British women are "nice" to Aussies holidaying there.

Lots of holiday sex with no strings attached and 0 risk of getting caught cheating, getting slutshamed etc. They get their tingles and a "Schrodinger's number". Technically, it's another penis inside them, but it doesn't count to their total "number" because [insert reason here]

AWALT, remember. Fucking an "exotic" gets them imaginary slutpoints, just like reddit upvotes, so they can outperform their whore friends when they get together for bitch sessions.

But when it comes to the big discussion with their LTR, all those exotics don't count. They can still be prim and proper because those exotics are unverifiable - not like her ex who lives down the road.

[–]slay_it_forward 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The places that are the best off financially are the worst off for women.

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points  (4 children)

Carnival = Girls Gone Wild in Brazil and the Caribbean. Like Spring Break and Mardis Gras in the USA and Ibiza in Europe. If you want to see RP play out in real life, go to one of these events and observe the women in action, uninhibited and in their natural hypergamous habitat.

[–]Archange_ 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ibiza has been overrated for nearly a decade. It has largely turned into a ripoff for men: you must pay all sorts of fees to enter the cool spots with pretty women only to find out that these pretty women are on payroll to make you drink.

Source: an HB8 friend of mine who was barmaid there three years in a row during her student holidays

[–]antwonedw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

always wondered about ibiza. thanks for that.

[–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Women on vacation unleash their true nature because they are unhindered by reputation of their social circles. The best sex and easiest lay of my life was vacation pussy. I knew it would be easy because she drove alone to a hotel because she was 'spontaneous'. I would post a field report, but it's too dox risky.

[–]almostaristotle 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The conclusion you have drawn from this story is really some high level critical analyses bro.

That women just wana party and fuck around while men are too tensed up for anything at the prospect of an uncertain economic future.

But at the same time i remember brazil have massive pro capitalist free market reform rallies too some months back. What happened then?

Oh and btw I suggest you take to blogging all these experiences out, there's good passive income to be made with ads, affiliate and what not, I see you got the writing skills. They will only improve.

[–]Uptonogood 23 points24 points  (1 child)

Brazilian here. There's always the classic: "I'm going to Salvador to the Carnaval with my girlfriends and there's nothing you can do" bullshit that men occasionally have to put up with, coupled with the "you're abusive and controlling" excuse if you don't want your girlfriend going there to be fucked.

Everybody here knows that if a girl even MENTIONS she likes or already went to Carnaval, then she's merely for plate at best, and in no fucking way LTR material.

[–]Physio_Tool 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's always the classic: "I'm going to Salvador to the Carnaval with my girlfriends and there's nothing you can do" bullshit that men occasionally have to put up with, coupled with the "you're abusive and controlling" excuse if you don't want your girlfriend going there to be fucked.

Lol, know respectable man allows himself to get in a relationship with a girl who would willingly put themselves in situations like going to Carnival. Thats when you pull a Donald and walk out on a bad deal

[–]says_harsh_things 11 points12 points  (5 children)

Every Brazilian woman I've known (I'm from South Florida so I know quite a few ) is trying to lock down an American to take them away from brazil. Every single one.

Of course, being that I live in the destination and not the source there's going to be a lot of confirmation bias, but still.

[–]Arbitrage84 7 points8 points  (3 children)

also from Florida, can confirm. Ask any brazilian woman if they have a hot cousin and they'll set you up with the hottest woman you've ever seen who will literally do anything to marry you and move to Florida.

[–]says_harsh_things 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Eh, Brazilians have a lot of butterfaces imo. Some are hot but it's not all wine and roses.

[–]yuube 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They also many times have the best curves of all women though body wise.

[–]brujon 19 points19 points [recovered]

Also from Brazil, and i'm also suffering from the crisis. I graduated law school from a respectable college, got my attorney's license, but law firms aren't hiring - even for entry-level paper-pushing positions where i'd make a tiny bit more than at McDonald's, and yes, i've applied for them because i need a job. Still no dice.

It's a hard situation out here. Only people employed by the public sector aren't being affected as much, which is what i'm currently aiming at since if things continue to go sour, i want as much job security as i can possibly get. Private sector is a no go for me, then.

As to how that pertains to women and Red Pill in general... I fail to see how. As you, yourself say, there are plenty, plenty of fish in the sea. Despite being broke and basically unemployed, i still find no problems in getting bitches with the tiny bit of cash i can get from whatever.

In some cases, i think we're more fortunate than those who live in other countries because our women are pretty sexual and pretty explicit in their sexuality, which makes our jobs as men to get them in the sack very much easier.

They want to shoot themselves in the foot and party when they should be getting ready for a coming even bigger crisis? Let them. When time comes, if they're not ready for the market, if they don't have jobs, they'll have to go crawling back to their parents, or find a man to foot their bills, or fight an uphill battle to make up for lost time. Either way, i don't care. It doesn't really affect me.

Do i feel angry at the fact that i know women, personally, who amidst all this crisis, are riding on their beta bucks and travelling all over this country and the world? Yes, i do feel angry at the fact that it's much easier being a broke girl than it is being a broke guy, to the point that if you're a good looking chick, it's nearly impossible to even feel what it's like to be really broke, as you'll always have guys more than willing to shower you with all that's good that life has to offer.

However, feeling angry at that fact of life and biology isn't doing me any favors. Country is broke, politically going to shit, outlook is grim and dark, but, i'm young, and my parents got through the 80's which were probably shittier than what we're going through right now. I can also get quality lays despite being broke, which means when i start earning more money, quality is only ever going to increase, and it'll get even easier than it is right now.

It all really depends on how you look at things, and how you deal with them. You can focus on the good or the bad, you can focus on the fixable or the unfixable. You can look on the macro scale or on the individual scale. Focus on the good, the fixable and individual scale, and you'll find you have almost all the tools to improve, and almost none of the reasons to be feeling shitty.

[–]brunomarini13 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Hey dude, brazilian here as well. So I'm going to college next year (will try the Federal in Porto Alegre), and I'm not sure if I choose law or economics, what do you think is the one with the highest prospects for this crysis?

[–]103342 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I'm not the same guy, but I'm also brazillian and am facing the crisis.

I'm not going to point out which field to follow, I'm just going to tell you this: In both of these fields is very important to have influence, to know people in power.

If you have family member that can get you in high positions, through influence, you should follow that field.

I know it doesn't sound like a good tip, and you still have to be good at your area and all. But influence trumps everything, especially in Brazil.

[–]brujon 2 points2 points [recovered]

Neither has very good prospects in a crisis. Law is very oversaturated here in Brazil in most cities, so your best bet as a lawyer is going to be to try your luck in the public sector(as i will), or go to to smaller cities on the countryside, where there's sometimes a lack of talent (but also less prospects of making big bucks). There's also academy, i suppose, if you want to spend an extra 2~8 years on an MBA, masters & doctorate and want to teach.

Economists are always to blame in a crisis, and the places that normally require that kind of talent are usually amongst the first to fire en masse. Of course, if you're really talented, you can stand to make BIG BUCKS with a crisis, buying low and selling high, but that requires money first, so, a bit harder to get into if you're just starting out. There's always academy as well.

If i had a time machine, i'd have gone towards Med School, as i wanted at some point.

The best for a crisis would be something a bit more tech oriented. Maybe IT, maybe comp. science, maybe Engineering or Chemistry. Basically, something industry related.That way, you're not bound to Brazil specifically, as you are with Law. Economics is a bit better in this regard, as what you study here is generally more or less what you study abroad, at least the core disciplines are the same, so you're more well-equipped to find jobs elsewhere if you want to jump ship and abandon Brazil.

[–]antedaeguemon 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Fellow Brazilian here. I work on IT, specifically software development, and we actually have a shortage of talent, coming up from a few years now. The demand is quite high and the market is desperate for developers. The salaries are getting better each year.

So, if there's a field you can bet won't suffer as much from the crisis, it's IT. And you don't even need a degree to land a job, pretty much everything you need to know is available online.

[–]idgaf- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the end result of every liberal government / socialist movement in history.

Economics is like physics, there are laws and you can't bend them. Austrian economics is like the red pill of economics. On the fringe, hated and heavily disparaged, but here and enjoying the decline.

And damn, I should vacation in Brazil.

[–]Syberr 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah, tell me about it. I'm a medical doctor who works crazy hours and am making less than 20k USD/year. This still leaves me above 80% of the population in terms of earnings.

Too bad I have children, wife and have to care for my elders or else I'd have abandoned ship already.

[–]TheMGhandi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The world will reward good men, like yourself, with injustice. It's only a matter of time.

[–]mugatucrazypills 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm familiar with a number of Brazil expats, genuine economic refugees who have RP dropped their life and everything they had built because in Brazil seems to be transitioning to being a failed state under this variant of Fem-Leftism.

Limited economic opportunity(as you describe) atop a growingly violent and insecure bread and circuses climate for the masses. These are competent, hard working, educated, skilled professionals who have realized there is no future for them and their family in Brazil.

[–]iSnORtcHuNkz69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nothing too in depth but today I worked for a very nice Portuguese old man. From Portugal. Wise man. Anyways in short he says to fuck Brazilian girls but do not ever get involved with them at any other level than dick in the pussy. For obvious reasons since the girls there get fucked around 11 years old so all they know is to get tossed around. Not very good house pets, If you get what I mean. ..

Another example is my very good friend comes out of federal jail after 6 years. .. two months passes by and he finds an easy Brazilian. Fucks her everyday for the next week until she goes back to Brazil. Long story short, he convinced her to come back To the states to marry him. .. AND SHE HAS A 2 YEAR OLD BABY BOY. .. yeah beta as fuck. Of course I slapped him the first time he said he wants to marry her. .. anyways a year went by already and this bitch barely Fucks him. Always argues and fight so she doesn't have to fuck. Hasn't worked a day in her life. Terrible at staying at home since she"doesn't want to find a job because of the baby"(there's a fuckin daycare across the street.)

Stick your dick in Brazilian girls but never fall past the first level of their seduction.

[–]NoMorePennies27 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'm a brazillian guy too! Brazillian women are the worst, for real. Carnival here is a holiday that lasts 6 days. In this "amazing" celebration you will ser hypergamy and sexual promiscuity at its finest. Short, chubby and poor guys don't have a chance. You will hate carnival if you're a guy who believes and love and unicorns too. This holiday shows the true nature of women. I live in Salvador, the most important city of carnival. Nearly 2 million people will appreciate carnival here this year. Hell yeah boy, I'm thrilled for this shit

[–]1PantsonFire1234 5 points6 points  (2 children)

So that’s why I beg you. Europeans, Asians and Americans. Come to Brazil, fuck our bitches, get them pregnant and take then to your countries. We don’t deserve these bitches around us.

This must be the best end to a post TRP has ever had. You read my mind to, I'm booking a ticket right away hombre.

[–]Izzenw[S] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I'm thinking of opening a business like those Russian Brides. "Marry a Brazilian Hottie" we guarantee the first 6 months of fidelity and recommend not exposing the product to a richer gringo!

[–]1PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man I would totally jump on that train and invest. Obviously I'd want to sample the 'product'. And I think you need to include a bio of "sexual do's and dont's" + Topless//Booty pictures of all women for sale. Basically combining the escort marketplace with the excitic wife marketplace.

Brazilians economy will boom and the rest of the world would get thong bikini wearing women. The entire planet wins.

[–]TheYambag 8 points9 points  (1 child)

aaannnnnd this is why some people say that women shouldn't vote.

[–]joaoluizsn 2 points3 points  (1 child)

tip from a Brazilian: watch out for STD'S and thiefs(were in the middle of a crisis)

[–]verify_account 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Our women, gentlemen, they don’t give a single fuck about anything. They just want to have fun, they just want to party hard in a very irresponsible way

Basic red pill beliefs tell us not to angry and women for acting like women.

[–]mrdobie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hey man I wish u the best of luck. Hopefully your luck gets better.

[–]zue3 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Eh, the whole Zika virus thing is freaky. I'd rather not risk going anywhere near Brazil.

[–]Brazilianimproving 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Note about the unemployment:

1 - government is the one who makes the stats, so not thrustworty at all. They lie their asses off when it comes to inflation (which is at absurds 10+% on the "official" data already.

2 - The official math to calculate unemployment is ridiculous. If the person is on welfare, doesn't count as unemployed (50 million out of 200 million total population are on it IIRC). If the person has GIVEN UP on finding a job, doesn't count as unemployed. If the person is almost dying starving to death making 200 reais (70 USD) a month just to have rice to eat selling scrap metal or whatever, doesn't count as unemployed.

I am newly graduated lawyer. I was making a pathetic 1750 reais ( ~600USD) last year. In a city where my rent in a shitty bedroom and bathroom apartment cost me 900 reais.

Now I am unemployed for 2 months and can't find a fucking job. I got ONE interview out of literally hundreds of résumés I sent. In a firm where.there was 30 women and 1 man. I was interviewed along with 2 women. I didn't get the job.

This country is a joke.

[–]nebojssha 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Well dude, same here at Eastern Europe. Except we don't have Zika, but we got bombarded with uranium shells, so I guess it is fair compensation.

[–]Squeezymypenisy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No thanks. That disease isn't deadly enough. If you have a more useful plague then send it north.

[–]NeoreactionSafe 35 points36 points  (35 children)

From what I know is going on we are entering the Global Economic Collapse.

It will take roughly 18 months (best experts seem to suggest) before it hits rock bottom, but this bubble is far worse. (notice the eight year spacing)

 

  • 1992 - Personal savings were at their highest in America.

  • 2000 - Huge losses due to stock market bubble.

  • 2008 - Huge losses due to housing bubble as well as stock bubble.

  • 2016 - Will be huge losses in housing, stocks and just about everything.

 

Best Advice

  • Cash is king.

  • Avoid all debt because it will not go away even when your job might.

  • Wait at least 18 months to see how far this goes down. You might be able to buy things in the future at a 50% - 70% discount from today's prices.

 

Keep in mind that this is ultimately part of the Blue Pill of globalization that seeks to erase all personal wealth, erase culture, erase family and replace everything with emotionally indoctrinated beta slaves who will be forced to their knees in order to survive. This is a kind of "global colonialism" where all countries (except maybe Russia, China) are subjects of the Western economic system.

Surprisingly Russia is actually doing well as far as debt. And oil is actually only 14% of their governments income, so despite the Western media that tries to make Putin look bad (and it's getting absurd lately) the Russian situation is not that bad.

 

As far as women...

The man who has cash in the coming era will do well.

Debt must be avoided. Student loans must be avoided. Housing debt must be avoided. Stocks must be sold now.

 

[–]AndreNowzick 64 points64 points [recovered]

it's just another recession. The world isn't going to implode. DOomsayers have been saying this every time that the world is going to end.

[–]yaysmr 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Better to be overprepared than under.

Avoid abject alarmism but don't act like things can't get bad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (7 children)

I hate doomsaying, but it's not a bad time to be heavily in cash with how volatile oil and the Chinese markets have been.

[–]xxmindtrickxx 14 points15 points  (6 children)

Best Advice

This is terrible advice and honestly I hope he gets downvoted into oblivion for advocating such crap.

•Cash is king.

Cash actually depreciates in value because of inflation, which is why interest rates are created as incentives to save money. Investments appreciate in value over the long term. Invest in 401ks like a normal person, diversify, and put in mutual funds.

•Avoid all debt because it will not go away even when your job might.

Also bullshit. Create job security so your job will not just "go away". One of the basic tenants of finance is to "let your debt work for you". You student loan was borrowed at 4% interest. Your 401k mutual fund from your company grows at an avg of 8% plus the free money they give you to incentivize investing. Means you net 4%. You lose out on free money when you try to eliminate your debt in favor of investing.

•Wait at least 18 months to see how far this goes down. You might be able to buy things in the future at a 50% - 70% discount from today's prices.

Time is literally money as interest rates compound. The only way to make your money grow faster is to invest more (make more money), have a higher growth rate (the aforementioned mutual fund rate), or to have a longer period of time to grow the money. The earlier you invest the more you make. Not to mention stocks are at a huge low right now.

"Be fearful when others are greedy and be greedy when others are fearful"

-Warren Buffet

In other words:

"Buy when others are selling, sell when others are buying"

That is of course if you have the money.

As a financial advisor I can tell you his advice is the worst fucking advice I've ever seen and statistically contradicts all tenants of finance.

History has 0 correlation with a future prediction of the stock market. His 8 year evidence of collapse is total hearsay and is not a predictor of future markets. This is classic "chaotic" thinking.

[–]Rommel0502 8 points9 points  (10 children)

Avoiding debt is not a great idea. The only lever this nation will have left to push is the printing press. (Get ready for Quantitative Easing XXI....). When that happens, and it will, dollar denominated savings will get crushed, while paying back dollar denominated loans will be cheaper.

Remember, the US govt is the biggest debtor in the world, even taking out the economic "benefits" they claim from debasing the currency, they have a huge conflict of interest to do so because they owe so much. Way better to pay back loans in cheaper dollars ...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Are you sure now isn't a good time to get debt? Aren't interest rates lower than ever?

[–]Rommel0502 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I think taking on debt right now for certain tangible assets is probably a wise move.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree, I just can't afford the only assets I think are viable. :(

[–]Izzenw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Already Happening here. I would be very comfortable if I followed your advises 1 year ago.

[–]Archange_ 1 point2 points  (1 child)

My Russian friend tells me that the situation there is dire. For everyone, even most of the civil service.

[–]ambrazura 4 points5 points  (2 children)

I've been worried reading your post, that you might forget to praise Putin.

[–]idgaf- 0 points1 point  (2 children)

They will likely use the next crisis to ban cash altogether.

You never know when holding cash if your government will issue a sudden devaluation.

All paper financial assets are gambling positions now. Real assets are king.

[–]Rommel0502 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact of the matter is the govt HATES cash. Cash means Big Brother isnt watching/taxing everything, and there is nothing a liberal govt loves more than control.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I have a lot of Brazilians as clients in my estate planning practice. I get some folks who balk and talk about how great Brazil is but my clients know better. They are moving as many resources as they can into America, even getting into annuities which so many people hate because they hate guaranteed returns and protection of principal.

I keep toying with starting a corporation for Brazilians to become shareholders in, taking their investments and actually investing in enterprises with. There are people who do this already but they are big time folks who charge incredible fees for their services so many folks don't opt to do it and if you are affordable the folks are wary of you and would rather get fucked and destroyed than take a chance like the good little plebes so many people are.

If you are a man of means or intelligence, Brazil is a bad bet for you right now. Foreign investments and an escape plan is in order. If you have a family, you are fucked.

My biggest estate planning clients that are foreigners are British, Brazilian, Iranian, and Indian. If you get a lawyer to handle your Trusts, make sure they have a bond as a Trustee that covers fraud and intentional torts, and get one that is actually doing something other than hiring financial planners and charging you a fee.

[–]gonorealover 2 points3 points  (1 child)

So that’s why I beg you. Europeans, Asians and Americans. Come to Brazil, fuck our bitches, get them pregnant and take then to your countries. We don’t deserve these bitches around us.

fuck man... I can literally see your frustration by reading that. This is really scaring me . What is going to happen to our world ?

[–]Magnum256[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds really bad but people struggle with finance in most countries including America. Your "average" American isn't wealthy, they can't afford to travel regularly (if ever) and are typically stuck at whatever dead end job they find themselves in struggling to make car and mortgage payments if they aren't still renting. Cost of living continues to go up but wages are stagnant for most. It's getting to the point where you're financially successful being able to pay all your bills without falling further and further into debt each year and will only continue to get worse, globally, as time goes on.

[–]Jigsus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These brainless Zika kids are a disaster. There will be millions of them and imagine the economy when millions of families have regarded children to take care of? It just might crush Brazil.

[–]Moldy_Gecko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What I got from all this...

You elected a female President and the country went to shit...

Accurate?

[–]espero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First post on TRP!

I came here to say that The Rio Carnival (2013) was the closest I have ever been to pure extasy and bliss. I have never been so happy in my life. Once, I took the escalators up the metro station in Ipanema when the beats, music and laughter became louder and clearer I felt a sheer overwhelming feeling of happiness, joy and complete bliss. Geeze, that's all it takes for me tits, ass and happiness.

Go to the rio carnival folks. Recommended by a true thrillseeker.

[–]Merica911 2 points3 points  (1 child)

My bro, you c took the works right out of my mouth on this whole read, and I'm American never seen Brazil before. It's like this everywhere, many parts of United States, Tokyo, Western Europe, South Korea, South Africa, and certain parts of Australia. Were man are the soul of the economy and women party their lifes away. Not all women are at these events and some men are, but the majority; men work while girls party. The percentage is different everywhere with different events. I'm from new england and in the summer the have a 3 day weekend at the football stadium County Fest. You wouldn't believe the amount of girls their.. Happens at many edm fests in Miami and Vegas and for what I've been reading on TRP for the last 2 years, it's happening around the world.

Seems like the only good thing at carnival over the other places is the girls actually fuck.

[–]Izzenw[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty much adept of the TRP. But I'm beginning to think about going MGTWO and dedicating my full time into my carreer of even trying a doctorship program and becoming a professor/doctor in South American Economy / Culture / Business.

And yeah bro, this world is a fucking mess.

[–]Pastelitomaracucho 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My little huehue friend.

I will respectfully decline your offer.

Thank you.

[–]Origami84 3 points4 points  (11 children)

Are you unattached? Degree holders shoukd still be welcomed in the US.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (4 children)

you gotta understand that the US is one of the hardest migrant distination to get into "the legal way", i was fortunate enough to win a green card via the diversity lottery, but Before that I almost lost hope, since its almost impossible to get even a visit visa to the US. and of course this only applies to third world countries

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[–]Sdom1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife is an legal immigrant and dislikes, and I mean really intensely dislikes illegal immigrants. It cost her a lot of money and time and effort to get here, and nobody ever gave her anything. And she's Hispanic, so it's a double dose as it bothers her that nobody even realizes she's Hispanic, as she's not Amerindian. I guess you could say that she doesn't like Mexicans with 2nd grade educations being the only representation of her people.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeh exactly!

The way I look at it, the reason illegal immigrants, or even asylum seekers get it easy is the fact that they put the immigration law on the spot! once you'r in, you'r IN, and its not that easy to deport them, and alot of options available to have a good case (lawyers, humanitarian organizations, the UN) and its all easy to acceas by any immigrant and visitors who overstay their visa's and decide "hey! do i really need to go back"

[–]almostaristotle 5 points6 points  (4 children)

I doubt it. I'm from mumbai, India. I have a bachelor's in computer engineering and been working in network security for a year now.

Everyone is of the opinion that the only way of getting to US is through a master's program there, all other methods would have a 10% chance of success.

[–]abdada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Read: Democracy the God that failed

[–]FourFingeredMartian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the bright side you have a generous unemployment benefits, if you've been working for a bit of time.

[–]BRENDORVEGAS 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What about going during the non-Carnival season? Is it just as wild? I'm debating on going to Brazil in September this year.

[–]Izzenw[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Carnival is the most emblematic period of the year. September is off season. Its not as wild. But you can find sexual tourism all the time. Specially at the northeast region. I would recommend the professional services. Brazilian escorts are the best in the world. We have a saying of a famous politician. "Brazil is the only place in the world where prostitutes reach real orgasms"

[–]TheSliceman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single Brazilian I have met hates the government there with a passion.

Hey Brazil, try free markets. Take a trip to Chile and see how they became the third richest country in the all the Americas.

Small government, pro business, free trade,... - Capitalism. Basically the opposite of what Brazil has.

[–]TriangleChoke86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brazil sounds exactly like Canada, except for the women of course.

[–]Eugenics2015 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm on my way brother, this dick is ready.

[–]scamper_22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Our women, gentlemen, they don’t give a single fuck about anything."

And this sadly is the biggest thing we need to let go of. Judging by your last sentence, I think you have. They're not your women. It's not your country. You're holding onto a 'social deal' that no longer exists. As are many of us, even in other countries.

Skimp as much as you can on your taxes, live for yourself, and see where the world goes.

[–]tolerantman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am also a Brazilian, our women (like most women in the world) do not give a shit about politics or the economy, they will always have some idiot to pay for their bills anyway, they are the ones responsible for electing and re-electing Dilma Rouseff, they are not only responsible for the chaos we are into, they are the ones being affected the least by it.

[–]ppdthrowawai 3 points4 points  (10 children)

Ehhh... On the one hand brazil definitely has a lot of problems. On the other hand I have a hard time seeing how this has anything to do with women. The government is extremely corrupt and has been for a long time now. Fucked up policy and sweeping problems under the rug has been catching up to them with no solution in sight.

The women, compared to their western counterparts, are far sexier, far more appreciative, less entitled, shit test less, and are generally just pleasant and happy to be around despite the country being fucked up. It's also interesting to know that the men have a reputation for being posessive, jealous, and hypergamous branch swingers. In this aspect, count your blessings because some stuck up girls from the US living down there instead of someone chill with all the problems down there would only make things worse.

[–]IronMeltsinmyHands 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You dogs let your bitches think you don't have teeth. Now, your bitches think you're a toothless, castrated, dying old dog who they can just throw around like they want.

Don't get too friendly with girls. Keep a level of distance, treat em mean, keep em clean.

And always remember briffault's law. Women, more than anyone, do not appreciate you, if you do not benefit them.

[–]SgtBrutalisk 1 point2 points  (8 children)

We have one of the highest unemployment rates of our history: 12%

Bosnia and Herzegovina has 44% unemployment rate.

[–]Izzenw[S] 3 points4 points  (5 children)

Bosnia and Herzegovina

Jesus... Care to elaborate? How is your economy? What do you do for a living?

[–]ambrazura 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Moldova ranks even higher in unemployment, but people just find work in other countries and build cottages at home country, or buy apartments(construction companies allow payments in parts without accrual, when you are not buying from banks).

[–]Robx9001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't (and probably many others on this sub) talk about how this shit economy has negatively impacted the dating market.

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