Summary: Whenever she deals out a low-level shit/comfort test, slap dat ass.
This is a quick and dirty tip to deal with a woman's random shit and comfort tests. It works best for the low to mid-level stuff. When she has valid emotional concerns(oxymoron right there) and relationship issues, it may or may not be applicable.
It's basic: whenever she deploys a test of any sort that is designed more to elicit beta responses from you rather than actually deal with an issue(which is, what, 90% of the time?), just slap or grab her ass and make a statement that incorporates your slap and diffuses the test.
Her: Meat, sometimes it feels like you don't really love me. How much do you love me?
I simply turn her around, slap that round posterior, those ample buttocks, that fine ass, them divine cheeks, those fantastic buns, that...you get the idea.
Me : That much.
She usually shakes her head and moves on. If I''m feeling frisky, i grab it and start massaging...see where it goes.
Lessons in here: Be an ass man.