When the Red Pill discusses feminism, it tends to focus on how the ideology effects men and society. This perspective is natural. The Red Pill is exclusively a male community and it is quite natural for men to gravitate to topics that effect them directly. One side effect of our male centered focal point, is that we often neglect the fact that feminism has had a real negative impact on women's lives as well. Second-wave feminism destroyed and degraded the bonds of many families by deemphasizing motherhood. As a result, a lot of women were denied the joys of cooking and enjoying wholesome family dinners. Their mothers were so focused on following the Strong Independent social script that they neglected to love their daughters.
Modern women are less well adjusted than their mothers and grandmothers. They crave the stability and comfort of the family meal that feminism has robbed them of and lack the ability to cook one. Luckily for you, Red Pill super star GayLubeOil is going to teach you how to exploit this tragic flaw. By controlling a woman's food hole a man can seize control of the vagina hole. The Red Pill is exclusively a male community, we don't really care about women's problems we just want to fuck them in the pussy.
The Feed and Fuck
Man has been bartering food for sex since the beginning of time. It's a well established strategy for getting laid. Anyone who has worked for the UN food program will gladly attest to the efficacy of The Feed and Fuck. While many men attempt this strategy, most fall into the trap of being a Beta food provider.
Here are some rules to follow if you wish to avoid this tragic fate: Whenever you cook for a woman make her an active participant. Always manufacture a story that gives the meal emotional significance. Never bring a woman into a dirty kitchen. Presentation is important. Basic bitches have a basic palate, so cook something simple. And most importantly, you cant stuff a girl who has already been stuffed so keep portions moderate.
After the Dick Benedict
As many of you know, the false rape epidemic is in full swing. College age women are on a steady diet of man hating feminist propaganda and MTV slut culture. Women want to be sluts but don't want to be judged by their peers. Not only do false rape allegations get them out of this conundrum, they also provide pity points, which are an invaluable currency in our victimhood culture.
Nothing stop false rape allegations in their tracks like breakfast. Real rape victims don't have breakfast with their rapists. Which is why, morning after breakfast is the ultimate alibi. Breakfast makes her feel almost like a real person instead of some Gymbro's slam hog. Eggs Benedict is the ultimate breakfast. Photograph her whore face next to your beautiful Benedict and throw that delicious alibi onto her Instagram. Make sure to leave a copy for yourself just in case her SJW friends indulge her in revisionist history.
Let me Cream those Peaches Creamy Peaches
Around six weeks into a hookup relationship women start feeling self conscious about getting creamed by a dude that only sort of remembers their name. This is usually about the time that they'll start trying to force the So What are We? conversation, more often than not at the behest of her friends. The trick is to preempt this talk with bullshit: "I'm a really spontaneous guy that lets things happen organically. I go with the flow and do what comes naturally. I'm totally open to a relationship but not if its rushed or forced." Now obviously the penis recipient will either swallow the bullshit or feel angry. The trick is to cram sugar and butter into her face during the conversation so she is more receptive.
Start by bringing a skillet or grill to medium heat. Use this time to spew some bullshit about your grandmother making this for you before she died of something horrible and sad. While the vagina person is distracted with feels, baste the peaches with your secret cinnamon honey butter sauce. Once the peaches are soft baste again and throw some ice cream or whip on that bitch. Women are children so presentation is important. Then while she is still under the delusion that you are a half decent person casually sell her some I'm a spontaneous guy nonsense.
The Language of Food
The hottest bitches are usually the dumbest. They have no interest in abstract concepts. They won't comprehend your jokes and will resent you for confusing them. Avoid all of this nonsense by speaking to them through the language of food. Use your meals to give her feels. If children and animals can be manipulated with food, so can women.
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