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Red Pill ExampleJonah Hill Cancels All Interviews In France After Weather Girl Mocks His Sex Life On National TV. (self.TheRedPill)

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[–][deleted] 34 points35 points  (10 children)

I curious to see the reaction to this headline.

"Lena Dunham Cancels All Interviews In France After Weatherman Mocks Her Sex Life on National TV"

[–]gatorgrips 15 points15 points [recovered]

Jesus it would be like they did another holocaust.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Yeah, as a Giants fan, it baffles me how she get mad at Odell Beckham Jr. for apparently ignoring her. The funny thing is she has a boyfriend, so why would it even matter.

Lena Dunham is disgusting. How her boyfriend went from dating Scarlett Johansson to Lena Dunham is one of the biggest downgrades of all times.

It's like going from driving a Bentley to a Subaru.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Yeah, as a Giants fan, it baffles me how she get mad at Odell Beckham Jr. for apparently ignoring her.

As a man it should baffle you. The only thing OBJ would look at her and wonder is "How can it be so fat and STILL not have tits?"

She is entitled to ZERO of his attention.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

HAHA. Holy shit. Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that a fat woman with no tits is the worst. To top it off, she doesn't even seem like a pleasant person to talk to or be around. Her boyfriend is an idiot for dating her.

[–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To top it off, she doesn't even seem like a pleasant person to talk to or be around.

She is walking solipsism. Everything is about her. I can only assume the boyfriend is a gay-man-used-as-an-accessory.

[–]gatorgrips 2 points2 points [recovered]

More like going from flying on your own private jet to riding the bus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, that's a fucking good analogy.

[–]all4reddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Airforce One to the overnight Delhi to Calcutta bus.

[–][deleted] 613 points614 points  (77 children)

This is awesome, but I'm not sure I agree with your conclusion. Jonah Hill doesn't seem "humiliated." He seems amused that he's getting ridiculed by the local weather girl. He knows he's the most successful person in that room. He didn't "get Beta'd," whatever that means.

I think Jonah Hill has done an excellent job of leveraging his self-deprecating humor to make millions, and that's pretty alpha. In real life, he's clearly able to hold frame while weathering the storm of critics who haven't accomplished a fraction of what he has. Far from beta, if you ask me.

[–]Glassclose 35 points36 points  (5 children)

most people never thought Jonah would make it past superbad, but he's actually worked with some of the best in Hollywood, and not only impressed them, but really did well in the roles he was cast in. This is about someone who realizes the time and effort of the dog and pony show is not worth the time nor effort, so why spend his and his crew's valuable time if it's just gonna be a shit show?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how he went "I'm glad I came here to be insulted by a local presenter" (reading the captions as I'm at work). With "when can I leave look." He put the insult in context "oh you're a local presenter and I'm known all over the world, and you insulted me, cool. Who are you again? You know what, don't answer that, it doesn't matter."

To go and be shat on for other people's amusement is of little worth and if that's the gist he got about the rest of the interviews. Than I'd do the same thing and instead find local social media talent to interview with as a big "fuck you" to the big names out there who don't control their people. Or at the very least chill and enjoy France for what it is.

[–]quaestor44 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He had some funny bits in 'Grandma's Boy' and 'The 40yo virgin' as well.

[–]feminists_are_dumb 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I saw him in Accepted and knew he would be a big name talent some day. He is hilarious.

[–]S8600E56 88 points89 points  (6 children)

I don't think he got beta'd, either. I think part of what we're seeing here is confusion, not humiliation. He doesn't speak french, and he was a few seconds behind everything they were saying as the translation was being fed into his ear piece. As soon as he squared up with what was actually going on, i.e. once he realized they were fucking with him, he didn't seem to care and was more confused as to why they were even doing it.

I think he's cancelling further interviews because this is all over France right now, so this is what further interviews will be about. Why subject himself to that so that some local nobodys can be .01% as famous as he is for a few days.

e: typo

[–]Glassclose 19 points20 points  (4 children)

exactly, why go to 10 more interviews if they're just gonna try and talk about that first one with the woman trying to make a name for herself, so that the story can get even bigger? nah, smash that shit by just not doing interviews.

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points  (10 children)

Exactly this. If you have a flaw that allows you to make millions of dollars, use it to your advantage.

[–]pointofyou 68 points68 points [recovered]

if it makes you millions, is it really a flaw? I mean, are we really lacking overweight men in their 30s who'd like to act? He's really good, that's it. He makes it look easy. It isn't I'd say.

[–]jpop23mn 18 points19 points  (6 children)

This is my first comment in this sub so I'm not defending any ideology.

His line at the end saying he didn't come here to be ridiculed by a local weather girl seemed serious to me. Watching the video without the backstory first I could feel the entire room getting uncomfortable.

Also the fact he cancelled all other interviews says a lot about how he took the joke.

[–]Purecorrupt 4 points5 points  (3 children)

I watched (no sound) and got the same vibe. I don't interpret his facial expression as amused or mad or humiliated. When I make that face it's more disgust or shock. I can see why he would feel the need to cancel shows after feeling disrespected and not necessarily, because he's "beta".

My speculation is - As a class clown type people assume they can walk over him, because he does it to himself with the self-depreciating humor.

It reminds me of Dave Chappelle walking away from $50 mil for another season, because people started to take his comedy and he felt as if his jokes weren't being laughed at that it was him who was being laughed at.

For example I remember in interviews Dave would say people would yell at him in the street "I'm Rick James Bitch!!" and other absurdities or at shows demand he uses old material. As an outsider I can see how it would fatigue you to be typecast as a "character" all the time instead of being spoken to as a person. I'm not a celebrity soooo who knows.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Nah but op is so successful with women and in life. That successful famous millionaire could take some hints from OP. Lol this post is basically satire.

[–]1PantsonFire1234 6 points7 points  (4 children)

OP is kind of right you know, Jonah presents himself as the comic relief in every movie he plays in, he plays a specific role. While Brad and Leo mostly played bad boy roles. This Ho obviously saw movies of all three dudes.

And she simply assumes that Jonah has no sexual appetite, or else he wouldn't frame himself in such a way. Whilst the other two always made a point to appear sexually attractive. In her mind Jonah is there to make her laugh and Brad and Leo are there to fuck her brains out.

Yes he's a great actor and probably has good frame and certain Alpha traits. But he picked the wrong stereo type. Women will put men in neat little boxes based on their initial impression.

What OP's saying is that you should always present yourself in the best possible way. Which Mr Hill didn't.

[–]JackGetsIt 20 points21 points  (10 children)

But he didn't hold frame well here and cancelling the other appearances showed it got to him. That's pretty weak. He should have been more prepared for a show like this. He should fire his publicist.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (5 children)

Do we have a source where he cancelled other interviews, and that he did so because of this?

[–]SPACE-_-ALIEN 8 points8 points [recovered]

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/jonah-hill-interview-france

JONAH HILL CANCELLED ALL HIS APPEARANCES IN FRANCE AFTER THIS INTERVIEW Weather presenter Ornella Fleury mocks the War Dogs star during this talk show spot and Jonah Hill wasn't happy

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

It's not conclusive that he cancelled over this incident, and it's a bit out of his character if he did.

[–]SRSisaHateSub 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Everyone is just making a story where there isnt one.

[–]CRAIBaby 18 points19 points  (1 child)

"I had a sexual fantasy about you too to be honest. Since you admitted yours I guess Ill have to admit mine too. It also starts of with us being in a hotel room together. You tell your funny jokes. They are great. Really funny. Things get heated. I tell my friends Brad Pitt and George Clooney to come over. You tell some more of your great jokes. We have like a group thing going on. We start tieing your hands and legs to the bed post. You like that shit. Theres a lot of tension in the room. You wonder whats coming next. Then, brad pitts Idea actually, we get some tape. Youre excited and youre wondering whats going to happen. We stick it right on your mouth. Now us 3 get some whisky and enjoy the rest of our evening in peace."

[–]all4reddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would've been the perfect comeback.

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points  (18 children)

This really showcases how women like to compartmentalize men. They expect men to see themselves, and their role, exactly as they see it.

[–]∞ Mod | RP Vanguardbsutansalt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a very good observation. The hallmark of TRP if you ask me. It's very difficult breaking out of the box women put guys in. It's possible, but... difficult. The worst is when they think first put you in the fuck box, but then you screw it up and they try to backpedal and put you in the boyfriend box and suddenly sex is off the table. It can be quite maddening, all because a guy treated them in such a way they elicited "boyfriend" qualities.

It's a dilemma for the ages: guys who aren't boyfriend material get sex freely, whereas guys who are boyfriend material have to jump through hoops. It's completely ass-backwards IMO, but such is women's nature.

[–]Cmyers1980 7 points8 points  (9 children)

So if a girl sees a guy as a creep/loser then she expects him to believe this himself?

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (6 children)

Creeps aren't conforming to the role women perceive they should be in. A creep is an extra that tries to have a monologue

[–]Cmyers1980 2 points3 points  (3 children)

That's fucked up that lots of women see other human beings that way.

[–]2awalt_cupcake 14 points15 points  (0 children)

they've always been this way. The greatest feminine trick was to convince us that they haven't been this way and that it's been us who have objectified wrongly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "creep" (non-alpha) does not have a say in affairs concerning women because the non-alpha does not get to mate.

Not only has this always been this way, it should always stay this way in order to keep society in its place

[–]Thomaskingo 17 points17 points [recovered]

Women find every man creepy, who she doesn't find attractive, if he shows sexual attraction towards her. It's simply a hypergamic self-defense mechanism. Basically it serves to protect her against being sexually committed to or raped by a man with bad genetics. Women generally think men understand the world the same way they do. Men also believe women think like themselves. For example women on average believe men have had more sexual partners than they do (women tend to have sex with the top 20 % men who represents 80 % of the collective female partner count). Men on the other hand believe women love as unconditionally as they themselves are genetically programmed to do. Both gender specific assertions are wrong, and both parties believe this illusion is shared by the other gender.

[–]guisar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

damn that was frank and insightful.

[–]perkam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only one in this entire thread who hit the nail on the head.

[–]Fearisthemindkiller1 48 points49 points  (15 children)

Poor poor Jonah amused mastery my friend.

All he had to say is well that's going to stay a fantasy because you are obviously not hot enough for Brad or Leo to want to fuck. You would be lucky if I let you give me a blow job or something along those lines.

Remember never let women see that they can alter your frame gentlemen.

[–]yleGerm 29 points29 points [recovered]

laugh as it was a funny joke, but then (looking around, not even acknowledging her):

"why am i getting roasted by the weather girl"

Instant reaffirmation of status.

[–]jpop23mn 15 points16 points  (1 child)

It's much easier to have a witty jab back when you have the time to think about it and aren't on live TV. It seems like there are a lot of users on here that think they would always have the perfect comeback though.

[–]Fearisthemindkiller1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I completely agree in that situation I would have been dumb founded as well. That's why we need to learn from example so when we as men have a situation occur we know what to do.

[–]Endorsed ContributorRunawayGrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"You'd call me back in a few minutes when Brad leaves to find a hot girl, and Leo mistakes you for the room service, though."

[–]saibot83 17 points18 points  (1 child)

A variaton of what somebody wrote above could be: You're pretty funny for a weather girl. Suck a few more dicks and maybe you'll get your own game show someday.

[–]jrr6415sun 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think that response would be good for his image.

[–]bensimsjyg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All he had to say is well that's going to stay a fantasy because you are obviously not hot enough for Brad or Leo to want to fuck. You would be lucky if I let you give me a blow job or something along those lines.

On TV? American feminists would see that and grab their pitchforks

[–]trpaxiom 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Or...Sorry, Brad and Leo's don't really fuck 4's.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This wouldn't work because she's obviously an 8+. This makes it obvious that she hurt your frame

[–]Repsych 130 points131 points  (29 children)

I hated seeing a few comedies with Jonah Hill in it where he played characters to shame the smurfiest of betas but holy shit that french chick was beyond ruthless with that joke.

It goes to show the double standards of people, make a joke about the unattractiveness of an overweight man, everyone laughs, reverse the genders and its pretty much the equivalency of punching a baby in the face. People would be outraged.

I don't condone Hill's behavior and I don't like him as an actor at all but fuck cunts like that presenter for thinking they are some angel that deserve only the highest status movie stars.

And LOL at the fact they she mentioned on tv she wants to fuck both Pitt and DeCaprio at the same time.

[–]sorad792 43 points44 points  (6 children)

and I don't like him as an actor at all

wtf have you seen Superbad?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And LOL at the fact they she mentioned on tv she wants to fuck both Pitt and DeCaprio at the same time.

Well she's French, by French standards, that's probably conservative.

[–]freebugs 29 points30 points  (12 children)

You guys are so thick it's incredible. It is all a joke. Was it rude ? Yes. It's the point. It is a French TV show where the "miss meteo" roasts the guest. And she's pretty nice compared to the previous ones, or even compared to what she would do with a French guest.

There are many French tv shows like this, with a comedian saying offensive/sexual jokes in a laid back casual manner to guests. I think the main problem is that he was not warned on what he was running into and felt humiliated. Nobody would have talked about it if it was not for his reaction.

And there is no double standard here. Mocking women on their weight, their appearance, their sexual attractiveness, etc, has always been the norm. You're just getting a taste of it now that men are fair game too. This is not the US with your politically correct bullshit.

[–]Snazzy_Serval 43 points44 points  (10 children)

It is all a joke. Was it rude ? Yes. It's the point. It is a French TV show where the "miss meteo" roasts the guest.

Most people here were not aware that roasting the guest is the point of the show.

His agent should have warned Jonah (not Seth) before he went on the show.

[–]all4reddit 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Not Seth Rogan. Jonah Hill.

They are both rather portly...

[–]Snazzy_Serval 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Seth Rogan

ROFL!

I keep getting them mixed up.

[–]freebugs 2 points3 points  (6 children)

Definitely. I understand being upset, if you are not warned, it is definitely brutal. The language barrier, people laughing at you in another language, the dirty jokes etc. The guests -especially foreign- should be warned. It's also usually full of self deprecating/ absurd jokes, they make up stories so ridiculous the audience laugh at the whole thing.

Also most French TV shows refuse to communicate questions in advance. In American talk shows everything is so scripted it's painful to watch sometimes. The actors/producers/singers come in to have their ass licked. It's all part of the promotion.

In France there are many talk shows with "critiques" and if they don't like the movie, the music or something else they'll tell you.

The crybabies here upset that the butt of the joke is a guy or that the comedian is a woman are pathetic. They would not find it a problem if it was a guy saying these things.

Also it's widely common on Canal Plus. It's a tradition. My favourite is this one - when the comedian tells the leader of the far right party he wants to hate fuck her - or also this one, when the guy being roasted is an ex convict gangsta type of rapper/actor and everyone laughs because the comedian risks being punched.

Obviously it is all in French, but even with the language barrier you can see the awkwardness/unease is pretty standard and part of this style of humour. Also not politically correct ass kissing boring bullshit.

[–]lIlIIIlll 4 points5 points  (3 children)

You seen to know a lot about French entertainment. How would it be received if a man was to directly call a woman ugly?

[–]freebugs 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'd like to add, there are many things you can do on French TV because we were never influenced by religious puritanism like in the US.

Here's another one from Nicolas Bedos where he roasts a journalist who works on the show (from her looks to her speech, her opinions, everything is fair game) while looking like her. If you go to 10:30 you'll see nudity is not even a limit.

[–]cuntweiner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why... Why does that guy have tits?

[–]Snazzy_Serval 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They definitely have a different since of humor in France, or at least a not as politically correct as the US.

It's a nasty joke to play on a man or a woman. The people here weren't aware that it was a roast show.

[–]PragmaticRedTruth 261 points261 points [recovered]

So...

He's a humble, rich guy. He has a massive social circle. He is funny as fuck.

....

Oh, but wait. He's fat an ugly.

That's why your physical attractiveness is your number one baseline. If this ain't developed, sit down and stay seated until it's fixed.

Then you can turn the Machiavellian, confident, asshole attitude on and be swimming in pussy.

[–]SuccessIsMade 45 points46 points  (21 children)

The thing is, he's proven he can get himself into a shape other than round and be at least skinny fat.

I'd be willing to bet he has some depression issues.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points  (19 children)

When he got thin and fit he stopped getting roles. His profession demands he be the bigger fluffy guy or he'll essentially stop getting paid. That's what happened last time.

Maybe now that he has a decent amount of money and he can say fuck that, become fit, and go into business or something.

[–]rundownweather 16 points17 points  (9 children)

Poor fucker. He literally has to choose between money and respect.

[–]Verlier 8 points9 points  (6 children)

I'd choose money, every damn time.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

yeah, money is just wayyyy too important in life to pass up, especially at the levels that Jonah accrues it. You can always lose weight later, after you've done a handful of films with large paychecks. I'm going to go out on a limb here and state that Jonah probably still gets fucked on the regular, and even if he has trouble finding women at parties (LOL, yeah ok), he can still afford the best looking escorts in the nation. Dude may be fat, but he's only in his early 30's, is famous for making people laugh, and has 10's of millions of dollars. He's doing better than virtually all the 'chads' I know in life. Better to have both? yes, but if it's either/or, it's WAY better to be jonah hill

[–]icecow 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That's what I was thinking. However, things change when you get older. Successful young funny fluffy fat guy might not lead to successful older funny fluffy fat guy, so the option might not really be there.

[–]rundownweather 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Depends on how well he takes it. He might embrace his role or become miserable and depressed. That's a problem with a lot of comedians, not only fat ones, also a lot depends on how you make people laugh, if they laugh with you or at you.

[–]SuccessIsMade 6 points7 points  (5 children)

The biggest role he ever got was when he was skinny in wolf of wall street.

[–]PoorlyTimedPun 28 points29 points  (4 children)

[–]lIlIIIlll 4 points5 points  (3 children)

It's funny how that guy's comment could be considered to be technically correct, but it's wholly wrong.

Just goes to show that there is no truth anymore, just different angles of reporting.

[–]PoorlyTimedPun 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Yeah, it obviously launched his career to another level, so it ends up being much more valuable than the 60k he got paid. But he was definitely Fat Jonah. I can't even think of a role he had when he was skinny Jonah...fat in Superbad, money ball, wolf, 21/22, get him to the greek, War Dogs (good but I called it a less good lord of war and less entertaining wolf of Wallstreet)...Hell you could make the argument he couldn't get any roles skinny, maybe that's when he got all the cartoon voice parts hah.

[–]1nonthaki 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I guess You are right . Even Money can only get you to so much .

[–]PragmaticRedTruth 52 points52 points [recovered]

Money can get you top notch hookers.

You've got two options:

AF or BB.

If you want to be the AF, you've got to look the part, have game, and be the good time. That's all you're supplying her with, a good time, and something nice for her to look at.

At the end of the day, it's all an exchange for sex. You just have to decide what you're willing to exchange for it.

Regardless, the fact remains, you will never be good enough for women. If you're a provider, you're only good for providing and not worth giving sex to unless you're providing correctly. If you're the alpha fux, you're only good enough until she cums, then you're useless.

It's all conditional. She'll use you up until no end and extract whatever she is looking for from you in particular. You do something that isn't in line with her thinking, she'll get it elsewhere.

That's why you have to define your worth, and keep yourself in mind firstly. Don't make yourself anything without thinking about what you want first.

So... define who you are, what you want, and strategize how you can get it.

You know what women want, that's easy. You want women, get the things they want, plate them, and that'll be that. But first, you've got to ask yourself, "what else do I want for myself?" Don't think money alone is what will allow you to attract women, though. If you get rich, do it for yourself.

[–]throwingmore 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The clearest, smartest thing I'd ever read on this fucking site. Bravo

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Damn it bruh... You sure riled up my motors to get my shit straight. Thanks

[–]fromdario 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know a fair amount of guys who are well off... and yea without looks and attitude, money isn't doing tons for you.

Sure you may get some more chicks (pure gold diggers), but they will run you through the ringer and you still won't have the luxury of choice. BB and a gold digger, fucking hell, watching them milk the dude is so sad to watch.

[–]johnTrex 22 points23 points  (3 children)

you've gotta be kidding yourself if you don't think he fucks hotter girls than that, for free.

he's still beta, but when 60 year old fat guys with saggy B cups can have 10/10 models hanging off their old wrinkly nuts, i dont know why you would think a rich movie star cant fuck some low-tier french tv ho

[–]PragmaticRedTruth 2 points2 points [recovered]

Oh, I know he does.

But less than 1% of TRP is at this status. My point is to show you that even though you're funny, rich, and successful, people won't necessarily be attracted to you or respect you. Especially if you look like you've been eating KFC 3 times a day for the last 5 years.

[–]excaliboor 7 points8 points  (1 child)

There will always be people who aren't attracted to you and who don't respect you. The fuck is this bullshit you're spreading?

Cut the crap.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, but wait. He's fat an ugly.

I think he's just fat. Would probably get pussy by the truck load if he lost the weight.

[–]Noolaw 19 points20 points  (29 children)

This is true. Girls never did look at me as something sexual in high school until i started lifting in twelfth grade. As soon as i was able to bench more than 60 kilograms, at 17 years old, I never had much trouble finding a girl to fuck after that.

[–]blueiron0 9 points10 points  (0 children)

same thing happened to me in middle school. 6-7 grade i was shunned by the vast majority of the girls in the school as being the weird nerdy guy. As soon as i started doing kickboxing, running, and lifting weights over the summer of 7th grade, all the girls were much nicer and more interested in me.

It shouldnt come as any surprise. The most valuable thing a human can offer to another human is his/her body. It's your prime capital. The more you invest in that capital, the more people it will be able to "buy."

[–]slay_it_forward 35 points36 points  (27 children)

You can bench 1 plate and that got you pussy? Anyone can bench that.

[–]Snazzy_Serval 43 points44 points  (16 children)

Grab a random guy from the street and odds are he won't be able to.

What's normal for the gym isn't normal for the rest of the world.

[–]LabRat314 4 points5 points  (9 children)

I took my roommate to the gym the other week after his breakup. He is 220lb and couldn't barely bench 80lbs.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Lol I'm 210 pounds and I can't bench 30 pounds 3x12. Thats what a life of pc gaming does to you.

[–]Snazzy_Serval 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not surprising at all. He's probably never trained and had no reason to lift anything heavy like that.

[–]1GroundhogLiberator 7 points8 points  (5 children)

You really think our species is that fucked? Most men can't handle 135 for one rep? Man that's depressing.

[–]cuntweiner 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a very in-shape runner, but I can only bench 115. I really don't like lifting, I'm trying to get myself to do it more. Point is, even I'm stronger than most guys. You'd be surprised.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

132 lbs is a lot of small plates in my gym

[–]Noolaw 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am 26 now that was a different time...excuse my outburst. You shouldn't assume i am 17 forever.

[–]ericdimwit 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bullshit. Most men can't for reps. Only in the gym is it the bar minimum

[–]icecow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was probably skinny with defined muscles coming up.

[–]mtl_dood 49 points50 points  (6 children)

To be honest, this is not as brutal as it sounds. First of all, these dumb French shows are a dime a dozen and they are supposed to be stupid and arrogant and pretty much a waste of time. It's the kind of show where you go on it and say or do whatever and nobody cares as long as it gets some ratings and the episode doesn't cost much to produce. If you thought american TV sucked, then you should watch French TV. Its basically shows like this, one after another, all day.

Furthermore, this was a joke. Plain and simple. And she made a joke about sodomizing Hill just seconds before. I dont know the context exactly, but it was basically roasting him. And let's be honest, Hill does a lot of dumb slapstick shit to get laughs, so he should be able to take a bad joke as easily as he gives one.

In all honesty, the biggest beta move you could do after this is to cancel your other appearances. Hill fell for it, hook line and sinker. If you're a rich and successful movie star, especially one like Hill, who is not exactly going to swimming in Oscar nominations, you do your job, you do the promo tours, you give and take all the ass and sex jokes you can get, you make your money and live the life until it flames out, and that's it.

Be outcome independent. Do your thing well. Don't get hung up on what some bitch says, even if she is a TV presenter. That is the red pill philosophy. Dont forget it.

[–]MoneyStatusLooks 6 points6 points [recovered]

He's worth $20m-$30m. He's at the point where he can do WTF he wants. If he wants to cancel and not do french TV bullshit, he can.

Cancelling can mean 2 things:

  1. He actually has low self-esteem and issues around his weight, appearance and sexual attractiveness.

  2. He actually just doesn't give a fuck and wants to be somewhere else instead of being insulted.

I did read that he took the Wolf Of Wall Street gig for $60k, when he's worth many many millions because he wanted the part so bad. Which says something about his character, he's made enough money for himself to be happy, he just wants to do what he wants to do the jobs he wants to do for enjoyment, and not money. He's taken care of the money $$.

Could be either or combo of both, you will never know. I imagine he's banged hundreds of hot chicks due to wealth and social proof. So more of #2 I think.

[–]guisar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think a lot of people here overestimate the drawing power of money and power.

[–]Horus_Krishna_2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

especially one like Hill, who is not exactly going to swimming in Oscar nominations,

he does tho they keep nominating him

[–]lurked 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Its basically shows like this, one after another, all day.

Well maybe he realized this, and decided not to take time out of his day to jump from a stupid show to another?

[–]Solidgame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm French and the first part of your comment is ridiculously true

[–]1nonthaki 68 points69 points  (49 children)

All the better .

Let's welcome our newest member into our forum . He is, also a celebrity . Please welcome "DONNIE" .

I am not surprised at all . French women are in some ways more arrogant than other western women . They think of themselves as the most cultured top women in the world .

Her statement is just the French example of double cucking - being fucked by 2 men other than your husband or bf .

This is no surprise . This is what is normally expected of the nation which didnt think 50 Shades of Grey needed to undergo serious inspection by the Censor Board and allowed 12 year old children and above to watch it .

[–]warracer 20 points21 points  (3 children)

Can agree on that, come to Quebec Canada, we have the reputation for the most arrogant female on earth and thats not even exaggerating, if you go in clubs in Montreal you better be ready to be rejected if you don't buy veuve cliquot or some shit like that haha. According to each one of them they're the absolute best but they are as interesting as plywood.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

what? if anything, men would fly in from TO just to have easy lays.

If you're with the arrogant fems, you must habite en ville du quebec, and are anglo

[–]warracer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Oh I don't have this issue luckily, Im a french Montrealer local so im good with that. Its just the vibe I get from either buisness associates or friends who visits. But yeah, speaking english here won't get you very far.

[–]spaseur 6 points7 points  (0 children)

French living in Quebec. Can confirm French girls are more arrogant than Quebeckers ahah

[–]inspiron3000 26 points27 points  (5 children)

The woman is a 'comedienne'. She's there to get laughs.

She reaffirms that women aren't funny.

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[–]Pires007 11 points12 points  (26 children)

France was the country that banned paternity tests.

It's also the country where having a girl on the side while married us not an issue

[–]Repsych 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Yikes at how sexually promiscuous French women are! Maybe I should plan to use my knowledge of French during a vacation over there one of these days to bang some of these chicks.

[–]VaguelyEuphemistic 5 points5 points [recovered]

Duolingo ftw. Le singe mange du pomme. . Panties droppin

[–]perkam 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I think it's "Omelette du fromage".

[–]1PantsonFire1234 1 point2 points  (1 child)

She basically said she wanted to be double teamed on television. This reveals much about her true nature. We now know that..

  • She's single
  • Fucks around with high status men
  • Gets pumped and dumped allot
  • Likes it rough
  • Has vivid sexual fantasies
  • Holds no respect for men
  • Probably has a bad relationship with daddy

Id bet big money on all of these being right.

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[–]TheRedStoic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

French women are worse, but this is the cultural mentality overall for them.

And to be fair, their culture is rich, but not that rich

I don't enjoy France anymore. Used to go yearly. It's a cuck nation now.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Mirror now to be honest this situation that he's in he was asking for it. On live(?) TV surrounded by French people at a table with somewhat, I am assuming, famous French people with a translator stuck in his ear lagging behind in the real time conversation.

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points  (8 children)

Pressure flip "Did you just admit on television your fantasy involves two men and you are willing to use another person to get whatever you want" followed by a slow clap.

We know that this is the true nature of women but throwing it into the light and watching her scramble would be one tactic he could win with in this scenario.

Of course the ultimate winning move would be not to be fat in the first place, especially with a lot of resources at his disposal, he has no excuse.

[–]JackGetsIt 6 points7 points  (2 children)

He probably can, but won't because of the roles he often plays.

[–]Dath14 2 points3 points  (1 child)

He was actually in pretty OK shape for a while but he couldn't land a single role. Just how Hollywood goes, you get put into a niche and you stay there for eternity.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Did you just admit on television your fantasy involves two men and you are willing to use another person to get whatever you want" followed by a slow clap.

Sorry but that's cringey af.

1: That shows that it obviously hurts your ego

2: She meant it as a joke so attacking her with a direct attack like that would be stupid and defensive. Doing this would allow her to say it was just a joke etc. Making you the obvious loser.

3: That's not really something to attack someone over; An obvious joke about getting with Brad Pitt. Even if it was offensive her intentions may have been goid.

The only things he could really do is laugh it off or make a light jab at her (Idk her background so I dont have an example). But that's easier said than done, especially when he was blindsided like he was.

[–]kiproping 18 points19 points  (1 child)

He handled it terribly, just maintain frame and laugh it off, he was really triggered.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (17 children)

He should have just called her a whore, flipped out his check book and asked what price she'd be willing to meet her in the hotel room. She's already admitted to being okay doing two dudes at the same time.

What a lost opportunity to watch her hamster on national TV.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points  (4 children)

Lose frame on national TV? thats a one way ticket to losing your meal ticket.

If you think TRP is about being justified in losing your shit, I suggest you go back to illimitable mans teachings. Learn when to STFU.

He can laugh when he makes another jump street for 10m. Besides, rumour from hollywood is when he lost a bunch of weight his acting gigs died out. He kind of has to keep it on while he's working ATM.

[–]2CHAD_J_THUNDERCOCK 11 points12 points  (2 children)

"Of course I would have met a girl who is into getting Eiffel Towered on this show"

"If your dreams involve getting double penetrated then maybe your subconcious is telling you something about yourself"

[–]1nonthaki 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Nah . When the girl said "In my dream . .. . . And then you would leave " , he should have just responded "Maybe, I should leave now" and get up and go away and be a Man while that bitch and all the laughing French fries would be shocked and unable to speak . Of course, the TV Show must be Live for this to be in full effect .

Dumb bitch, that would have taught her a lesson .

[–]skoobled 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That would be an excellent response, but would require you to be SHARP. I imagine lots of celebrities on these sorts of shows are on auto-pilot

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where's the breaking point of pussying out, and manning up?

[–]mattizie 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How about:

Sorry honey, but I don't think your fantasy will come true. I only take attractive women, that I don't need to pay for, back to my hotel room.

Again, he's been put on the spot here.

[–]RealMcGonzo 13 points14 points  (3 children)

WTF is that thing in red? 0:53 - is that a tranny?

[–]ShouldersofGiants127 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is the real question that needs to be answered

[–]2comment 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Shouldn't Hill as a comedian have a few ready made insults to fling back on such common attacks such as you're fat, ugly, etc?

He didn't maintain frame and cancelled shows in a huff. Yeah, she's getting flak but her name is out there now so it worked well for her.

[–]guisar 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sure he did and decided it wouldn't be worth the possible risk. I am pretty sure this move is giving him more publicity than any of the interviews he might had scheduled. Also, I'm sure it's not fun for the host to judge a guest so poorly- she's just a generic host nobody gives a shit about. Meanwhile, Jonah gets loads of publicity and other hosts will be very strongly reminded by their directors to make sure to vet controversial jokes before putting them on the air.

[–]Barbie_and_KenM 4 points5 points  (1 child)

He doesn't look humiliated at all. The expression on his face barely changes at the punch line because some mediocre looking French nobody does not matter to him at all.

He's a multi millionaire international celebrity. She's a low level talk show host in France and is a 7 on a good day. Who gives a fuck.

[–]pmmeurpics 4 points5 points  (1 child)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a cultural thing. In France being fat is like having Leprosy. People will openly mock you and noone will see them as bullies.

[–]Ibex3D 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't make yourself the punch line in most of your movies.

Fuck that, I'd take the millions any day. Let the losers laugh, I'll be laughing harder all the way to the bank.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP is right that this never would fly if it was directed at Rosie O Donald or Oprah for instance, the weatherman would instantly lose his career and live the rest of his life under the label of a "misgonyst" with no hope to redeem himself. But I doubt this hurt Jonah Hills feelings. A rich man does not struggle with getting laid. Like a fat chick at a hotdog festival, there will always be a sworm of thirsty suiters. And im sure he realized a public personality wouldn't just openly express her desire to have an orgy - on air. he was in on the joke from the beginning.

[–]JackieBronassis 10 points11 points  (6 children)

I read through the first 10 or so comments in this thread.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS. Stop posting or responding to this sub for a while. Read the sidebar. Listen to the OGs until you really understand what we're talking about.

It doesn't matter if a man is fat or ugly or poor. All that matters is his frame. Jonah Hill is a pussy. A very talented actor, but a giant pussy. He let her break his frame. In this case, he could have gone along with the joke, maybe turned it back on her and said," Shit. I'd fuck those guys and make YOU leave. They'd do it because I'm prettier." Whatever... The point is, he let some young hot chick get the better of him in front of an entire nation. Now people pity him.

Really, there is nothing about this joke that Jonah Hill hasn't said before. It's totally his type of humor.

YOU CANNOT TAKE ANYTHING A WOMAN SAYS PERSONALLY IF YOU WANT TO GET LAID.

YOU CANNOT TAKE ANYTHING A WOMAN SAYS PERSONALLY IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTED.

YOU CANNOT TAKE ANYTHING A WOMAN SAYS PERSONALLY IF YOU WANT TO STAY SANE.

He needs to nut up, and let that shit roll off his back. I personally know 280lb slobs who only see their dicks in Snapchat Stories next to solid 7-8s. They're cool as fuck, though, so it works.

JH is a rich ass movie star. Chicks will fuck him just for a chance to get in his pool.

He needs to remember that. And you guys need to get over being mad at the system. Because you all sound like he's acting right now.

[–]LordThunderbolt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Explain about those slobs, fucking please. I want to believe.

[–]skoobled 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Let's be honest, Leo is hardly in Adonis shape either. He's better, sure, but when has he ever been jacked? He has some abs in The Beach, that's about it

[–]Robx9001 1 point2 points  (4 children)

I hear he's a vegetarian to skinny fat is the best he will look.

[–]altxatu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I don't understand why the three of them would want to fuck her, they normally fuck pretty girls.

[–]pickledpeas 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He should have just responded by asking does she have a younger sister.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Europeans are such a retarded people, no wonder their culture is dying.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

so, I think Jonah HIll could have handled it better, ie more smoothly, but talk about fucking cruel. The fact that this woman thought that was ok to say just speaks volumes about her level of empathy. I'm sure the weight has been a struggle for this dude for a long time, and i'm sure her joke enters his head often enough, by virtue of being surrounded by hot movie stars all the time. Completely uncalled for and inappropriate

[–]Conceited-Monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Johan Hill's entire career is built on being the fat doofus sidekick. He has gotten a lot of roles and has also made some pretty smart career moves. If he got jacked, it probably would not help his career and would likely hurt him in terms of opportunities. He is going to get this stuff thrown at him because of how he looks because you can only safely mock fat white men.

He should have just rolled with it, cracked a joke, or ignored it. It would have been forgotten. Cancelling all his interviews and acting butt hurt just means this is will be remembered.

[–]adidasimwearing 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Heartless cunt. Not even a thought about what if their positions were changed and Jonah was landing insults upon her.

[–]teeelo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good post thanks for sharing.

Jonah is going to be a little fucked up for a while now.

Let's see here...he has fame, celebrity status, a boat load of money, super big Hollywood friends and a career.

Sounds like nothing could ruin your day huh?

Wrong. He has just had a very public very embarrassing reminder about what he is to everyone. The path he has chosen seemed like a great thing until you realize that Women will prefer the hotter guy over you. Not only is this a bitter truth, this reporter basically brought the thought in the back of our minds (Id never fuck Jonah) right into the spotlight.

Not getting laid is one thing, being embarrassed on live tv about your sex (or lack of) is 1000x worse. It is humiliating. If you're not getting laid as a Man, all your other achievements are a mute point.

He just got slammed with how pathetic he appears to everyone.

[–]massivewang 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Granted I've never been on TV, but learning about agree and amplify has done wonders for me because I use to get butt hurt or defensive whenever anyone insulted me (even if I was unable to decipher what was a joke and what was real). So I feel like this is a case where Jonah could've used AA:

"Yeah I don't blame you, I'm a fricken land whale really and my penis is the size of a wet baby carrot. I don't know if there's a woman alive who wants to have sex with me"

Or

"Hell I'm great friends with Channing Tatum as well, I could call him up and you could really have the gang bang of your dreams!"

[–]JackGetsIt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That second one is perfect because it puts on display her admission of being a big whore. This was Jona's only play and he blew it. Self deprecation is his thing so he really showed weakness by not playing along. She probably did want to fuck him and this was a massive public shit test. All he had to do was get a bigger laugh then hers and he would have won all the prizes and the pussy.

[–]Horus_Krishna_2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

cancelled all interviews is beta AF

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If can only be funny by pushing other people down. You're not funny, and should just keep your mouth shut.

[–]DoerOfStuffAndThings 1 point2 points  (1 child)

IMO the best thing he could have said was: "Oh, you don't find me attractive. I'm fine with that."

Standing up for yourself is what a man does. Avoiding, walking out, boycotting interviews is what little bitches do.

[–]CNetwork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would anyone deal with this?

My best friends give me this type of shit because they have known me for decades and know the lines they can and can't cross.

Some random reporter pulls out the big guns within 5 seconds? I wouldn't let anyone talk to me like this.

[–]sennhauser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine the national crisis if someone said that to Lena Dunham or something.

[–]VanityKings 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What Pisses me off and likely Jonah too is that the whole room just went "awwww" after that bitch made her "joke". Like he's a fucking pitiful dog or something. Disgusting, particularly when he is far more rich and known/successful than anyone else in that room

[–]Sensei_Hensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A good display of pure primal hypergamy that is usually hidden in public.

[–]Momo_dollar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You misunderstood one part the reaction of Jonah, but yeah the RP truth from the "local presenter" was her describing a friendzoned beta orbiter who spends his time with her and at the end of the night she fucks another guy.

As for Jonah, he wasn't getting excited and he didn't seem humiliated, his answer "it's good that I came on this show to get ridiculed by a local presenter" was putting her in her place, and also must had the show executives shitting themselves because they realise he obviously has influence in Hollywood, and he could influence one, two, or more from blacklisting that show.

[–]Usyoubigam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What would be the alpha way to handle that scenario?

[–]aRedThought 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jonah didn't lose in this situation. He's extremely successful and doesn't give a fuck about the weather girl

[–]Skippyilove 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone complaining about him "needing to hold frame" are missing the point. Holding frame only makes sense if he's trying to fuck her. He isn't. He's doing half of his job, publicity, in which the social dynamic is completely different because he's trying to promote, not fuck some nobody.

[–]trp_ocd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jonah hill is a butt hurt pussy boy.

Man the fuck up and tell that bitch "all three of us could be in uou and not feel a thing"

Dumb beta.

[–]1nzgs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's only shocking to Anglos because we are strangled by political correctness. In France fat-shaming is normal and socially acceptable. They do it to women too, a lot more brutally usually. Jonah Hill unfortunately symbolises everything the French hate: American excess.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (7 children)

he deserved it.

he is beta in all his movies and out of shape.

It's logical that women would see him as unattractive.

Finally he got out of the Hollywood bubble and got a dose of reality.

[–]Appleseed12333 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Someone has to be out of shape to play a fat nerd in the movies, at least he gets paid $$$ to be fat

[–]Horus_Krishna_2 2 points3 points  (1 child)

sometimes he gets in shape but it doesn't last. I think he's almost red pill but doesn't go all the way on it.

[–]eddiae 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmaoooo that hit him hard because he knows its true he could have played it cool and classy but he lost his cool she redpilled him hard not even a hollywood superstar can be chad if he looks like a lard that gets fucked by giants in movies.

[–]stemgang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But that's his whole schtick: he's the doofus who hangs around the jocks.

How can he not know his place in life? He has built his whole career doing this.

If he wanted to change he could have started lifting a long time ago.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Regardless of how one looks as a male, or even as a person, this s massively disrespectful and unprofessional. If it were the opposite gender saying such things there'd be outrage calling for the interviewers head on a stake.

Jonah seems like a nice guy, too.

[–]SouthernFit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That moment when you realize... TRP was right all along... http://imgur.com/a/NJzop

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[–]inspiron3000 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Translations go to his earpiece.

[–]ashyperson23 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are you blind? He has a earphone with translation probably

[–]Luckyluke23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

man, I don't think Johan is no slouch. kid can act shame this happened to him really

[–]Cmyers1980 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was Hill right to cancel the rest of his interviews in France?

[–]nuesuh 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Don't make yourself the punch line in most of your movies.

While i do agree with that, I'd make myself "the punchline" if the reward for doing so was millions of dollars.

Jonah can live the life he wants now that he has influence, fame and money.

Most people don't "star in a lot of Hollywood movies", so we can't rely on rubbing shoulders with stars and having millions in the bank.

[–]modex20 1 points1 points [recovered]

So by cancelling all interviews... is that a demonstration of maintaining or losing frame?

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