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Field Report[FR] Banged some chick from TBP (self.TheRedPill)

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I'll try and keep this short.
A while back, I enjoyed being a faggot and arguing with the shrieking landwhales over at PPD. For some reason I thought I could reason them into a more logical position (WRONG), redpill them on gender dynamics/current affairs (WRONG) and save some of the cucked nu-males on that sub (WRONG WRONG WRONG).
It was stupid of me and showed a distinct misunderstanding of TRP. You cannot save anyone, they must save themselves, and you cannot use logic to debate feminists; they do not have the capability to process it.
In fact, thinking about how I was wasting my time with women who I would not even give a second glance at any day makes me cringe. I was arguing gender dynamics with blue haired butterhuffers while I could have been improving myself and working on my mission. The hambeasts are not worth any of my time and shouldn't be worth yours. They are lost causes.
Anyway there was a comment I made on PurplePillDebate where I said something along the lines of (paraphrased): "You think we're all ugly neckbeards but we're not and I can prove it. PM me and I'll give you my snapchat".
4 users messaged me over the next day and we swapped snaps. I demanded pics of them before I sent anything. 2 of them never replied. One was a fatty, I sent her a face pic and topless photo and she screenshotted them (probably to share in their super secret Blue Pill group chat) and then we stopped talking.
The last was some hipster/alt chick who wasnt round and had a decent face, like a 5/6. I sent her the face/ab pic and she gives me a "wow" and then we don't talk for a while.
I notice she has been viewing my snapchat stories and so I start watching hers and lo and behold she lives in my city (to be fair I mentioned where I lived in earlier PPD posts so maybe she was more interested in me because of it).
She keeps posting weed shit so I reply to her weed shit with my own weed shit and thats all we did for a while until I posted a pic of me wearing my MAGA hat and she messaged me with "you're delusional if you think he's going to win".
So I say to her "bet you 20bag he does". At this point I've already decided to try and get into her pants and knowing trump is gonna win I'm setting up for a meeting. Of course she takes the offer and on the 9th I don't even need to message her as she messages me first acting all surprised and shit. I tell her she owes me weed and I say we can share it at her place. She says okay.
That's the bang locked in. She's invited a stranger she met on the internet who she knows has a bad attitude to women over to her apartment. This is pretty much broadcasting "I want you to fuck me".
Day of the bang, I go climbing (to get a decent pump) and then visit her place. She opens the door and she's wearing like hippy/goth shit and got too many peircings and her hair is all fuckt up in that kind of trashy way idk how to explain it but it was kinda hot.
I find out she's older than me (but her young-ish face will save her for a while) and that she works and lives at apartment with other "alt" flatmates. She's got a fuckin che gavuera poster hanging on the wall and has like feministy shit in her room and we talk about about weed and psychedelics and she tells me she didn't expect me to be so "normal" (her words) and asked me "why I needed TRP if I'm so attractive". (Bitch didn't understand, if she'd met me pre-TRP she'd be singing a different tune).
So eventually she asks if we should go smoke and I say "Nah I'd prefer we fucked first blazing is always better post-nut" and this makes her double take a bit and go red and she's all like "that's not why I asked you to come" and I say "bullshit you know exactly what you were doing" and then went in for a kiss and she doesn't resist so I screw her in multiple different positions and pull her hair leave bruises on her ass the usual shit. Body was okay, very skinny and tight ass but had those flat saggy titties girls get when they don't wear bras their whole life.
After we smoke and listen to tame impala and I make her suck me off and we talk about Reddit and TRP. She found reddit cos her ex introduced her (what a surprise) and she tells me "I'm an exception, I'm nothing like what real redpillers are like (Hamster Hamster Hamster) and that I must have been a jock/got girls in highschool (WRONG, i was a skinny beta nerd weeb in highschool)."
So she keeps hamstering away about how I'm not a real redpiller and that obviously I respect women cos I talk to her like an adult and bla bla bla and I tell her to read my post history and pack up. I say "i'm gonna write a field report about you" as I'm leaving and she's like "omg no giggle" but I bet she's dying to read what I wrote about her.
I make sure to text her later on "so you want me to fuck you again" and she replies "yes please" and I screenshot that shit with the phone number at the top. A trick i learnt from here to make sure she don't get any accusatory ideas.
Anyway if this doesn't go to show that a girl will drop all her idelogies and long-held beliefs in order to get some chad dick then Idk what will. This chick knew I was a "misognyist", she knew I was just out to fuck her, and she knew that I was gonna screw her and leave. She's got all my comments and post history to back up the fact I think women are children yet she hamstered away all my game and pedestalised me into some chad-tier alpha god cos I got abs and made her laugh and slapped her in the face while fucking her.
And of course every time I called her a slut or a whore while my dick was inside her she'd suck on it 10 times more eagerly or furiously rub at her clit.
Women like to objectified and used as sex objects by high tier men they find attractive; even the pierced hippy goth feminist SJWs.
Yeah I know there'll be some bloops in here like "r that happened". I'm sorry ladies that you can't get the alpha cock on the reg you'll just have to lose a few hundred pounds.
And Ana when you eventually read this hmu I'll bring some md next time and put my dick in your butt.
Lessons Learned;
  • They will betray their ideals for alpha cawk
  • They will hamster away evidence of their own betrayal to keep them on top of their cognitive dissonace
  • What they say online/to their friends/to betas is completely different to what they do when a large penis is in their face
  • Look at what they do, not what they say
  • Hipster feminist chicks are wild in bed and you can treat them even worse than your normal thots
EDIT: lol she mad I called her a 5 with saggy tits haha...

[–]dingleberries4sport 286 points287 points  (57 children)

In my experience "feminists" are even more open to slightly rough sex/foreplay than other girls. In college I knew a gorgeous feminist red-head who I would argue with constantly. Got called "misogynist, far-right, woman hater, etc." until one night we were in a club and wound up dancing. I got the sudden urge to pull on her hair HARD. She was shocked for a split second, then gave me the "fuck me!" eyes. Good times had all around that night

[–]1KyfhoMyoba 112 points113 points  (15 children)

Every post/poster I've read on this topic has concluded that feminist women are far more responsive to dominance in bed than the average woman. I was skeptical, but then I tested it. Wow!!

On a side note, feminists are more likely to be on the crazy side. (Mine sure was) Good thinking on the post coital text.

[–]PedroIsWatching 164 points165 points  (5 children)

Think of feminism like a shit test. Then it all makes sense.

[–]DrHolz 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Omg this is an amazing thought

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    [–]RIPelliott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Wow this is absolutely mind blowing. Explains everything I have experienced with feminists. The number of them I have fucked that now absolutely hate my guts....lmfao

    [–]1nzgs 42 points43 points  (3 children)

    Feminists are projecting. The obsession with rape, fabricating elaborate fake rape stories, claiming to be victims on behalf of others, it's all a big projection of inner submissive fantasies which they have been indoctrinated to feel guilty about.

    It's exactly the same as the fundamentalists who never shut up about homosexuality. They're projecting.

    [–]RPSigmaStigma 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    The lady doth protest too much.

    [–]1KyfhoMyoba 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yeah. It always cracks me up how 2 guys fucking each other on the other side of town are somehow a threat to your marriage. Lol!

    [–]Stationarity 46 points47 points  (4 children)

    I believe they turn to feminism because of a lack of security, stemming from an inability to find a dominant man.

    [–]Hakametal 16 points17 points  (0 children)

    That is most definitely one side of the coin. The emasculation of the Western male has been growing since the hippie movement in the 60's. However, it's far deeper than that. They turn to feminism because men gave women undisputed power over their own biology through the invention of the contraceptive pill. Watch a video on YouTube called, Biology Culture Ideology. Everything will make sense.

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      [–]slimjim401 31 points32 points  (0 children)

      I was hoping to see some saggy tits😂

      [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

      But if that guy was ugly/not fit, she would have called abuse. But once she saw he was hot (presumably as obviously we can't see him) the "Fuck me" eyes shot out.

      [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (1 child)

      one of my plates is a divorce lawyer. she's a self-proclaimed feminist, but not of the short blue hair type... very feminine looking and great tits, just tries to claim women are more equaler than men at everything and other laughable non-truths. i regularly say shit to her that triggers her misogyny alarm (even though facts cannot be misogynist). i cranked up her trigger alarm to 10,000 when i gave her a pet name... it's a play off of her name and common slang for "breasts."

      i show her who is boss in the bedroom and she fucking loves it. choke her, pull her hair, toss her around like a ragdoll. fuck her in the mirror and make her watch. this is a very bluepill city and she grew up here... never left. literally the first night i was with her, she said no one has ever fucked her like that before, she's never had sex with such a dominant guy, she loved it (and then proceeded to suck me off, and then i fucked her again in the morning). girl is increasingly acting depraved and addicted to the dick.

      feminism really is a shit test.

      [–]practice-trp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      girl is increasingly acting depraved

      I have been noticing this with my girl. She has a decent career, voted Hillary and has a touch of feminism (just a touch). The more I am with her the more crazy things are getting. I can't smack her butt hard enough because it begins to hurt my hand. So - upgrading to a belt. Slap face, boobs.... hard anal. Now, she yelled out something about doing mommy in the ass and when I said 'mommy' she absolutely freaked out (good way).

      Outside the bedroom she is completely normal.

      [–]wade2634 29 points30 points  (7 children)

      Feminists are just a bunch of contrarian women that are desperately looking to be put in their place in a private setting.

      They have minimal education and perceive themselves as being vastly superior to others because of it. They flaunt their arrogance to the world but when it goes on for too long or they are too ugly for a guy to bother, they truly believe the bullshit they spew.

      [–]1AfterC 68 points69 points  (14 children)

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        [–]kaayfranc 2 points3 points  (5 children)

        Then why don't fat men have saggy tits?

        [–]tehftw 55 points56 points  (1 child)

        Male privilege is not having saggy tits.

        [–]beginner_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

        Why do only women get cellulite?

        Because it looks terrible.

        My goto joke when feminists are present.

        [–]1Soarinc 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        I'll admit, you have defeated my argument. Well played, sir

        [–]theONE843663 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Cuz men generally have bigger stronger pectorals so their man tits end up perky. Esp if they're on the TRP journey and lifting then it gets even perkier.

        [–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (3 children)

        I was in my junior year of college and this redhead, short, cute freshman joined the cross country team. Her tits always looked amazing, perky as all hell and I assumed tight.

        Long story short, I got her in bed within a week (she had a boyfriend too. Not important to my point, but it was interesting how college changes many girls) and once she took her bra off, the tits went from perky to pathetic; they dropped like a dubstep song. It was very disappointing.

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          [–]cloudstryfe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Right? Imagery at it's finest

          [–]ShimShamWham 27 points28 points  (0 children)

          OP's post is absolutely hilarious and fun to read. I was on here a ton about 4 years ago but as I've grown up I've come on less however still check up to read top posts, and this was one of the most entertaining I've read in a while.

          My main plate is a "feminist" but no doubt all of that goes out the window when they meet a man that truly doesn't give a fuck. I don't mind plating them (feminists) as long as they are very against false rape accusations and understand the importance of that whole debate.

          Edit - You know what, this sub has grown into itself so much. It's one of the few that actually got better the bigger it got. For a little bit a couple years ago it turned into a lot of self loathing, woman hating posts but I'm so impressed with a lot of guys insight on here. My only female friend is a rpw who frequents this sub and she freely admits the ideology on here is spot on.

          [–]kaayfranc 31 points32 points  (2 children)

          In the ghetto there isn't time to think about how men are not treating you as an equal. Because everyone is on their own and has to find their own way out by hustling, and staying sharp. There are bigger problems to worry about than social medias portrayal of women. Feminists don't have real problems or excitement so they make shit up. I'm a woman and after seeing what the feminist movement has become, I've resigned my gender.

          I am now mayonnaise

          [–]tiptopalphagod 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          Gorgeous 190 lb landwhale. Nice one

          [–]bhouse114 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          Think about who typically are feminists...Usually less attractive or awkward girls. Typically girls that feel less valuable because they aren't traditionally attractive. So they need feminism. Often times they don't like themselves, and if they don't like themselves they will like to be dominated

          [–]1PantsonFire1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

          They usually get less attention than the prettiest girls. Remember that most feminists are feminists because they are angry at men for rejecting them. So they don't get dominated allot. Their attitude only makes it worse which makes them develop an impregnable bitch shield.

          Should a guy break open that shield and dominate her she just melts. Because her body has been deprived of the one thing she so desperately wants. That's why fat girls are crazy fucking horny and all that shit, but no body wants to touch them.

          [–]youcantstopmyzed 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          That's not just your opinion. I was a bluepiller once, had a gf and she was a feminist. We separated and after once year of rp I found my way. We met again and had insanely rough sex.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          I feel like its a russian false accuation rape roulette.

          [–]TRP VanguardArchwinger 161 points162 points  (7 children)

          Feminists are all about being owned by a manly man. They just pretend it's a sexual fetish and not a real life thing so they don't have to admit that they're actual, literal sex objects.

          [–]2niczar 38 points39 points  (1 child)

          Consider the following:

          Feminists say masculinity is toxic. Yet when they insult a man, they mock his lack of manliness first.

          We redpillers say women are emotional, irrational and irresponsible. When we mock feminists, we accuse them of being just that.

          [–][deleted] 40 points41 points  (1 child)

          Exactly my experience with two of them. The real life discussions though, unbearable

          [–]2IVIaskerade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          Just plug their mouth with something. Makes it much more tolerable.

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Feminism was never anything more than a shit test. It was generated in covert protest to an ever increasing number of beta males. It's no different than children rationalizing why they're gonna run away from home after they get disciplined.

          [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Laci Green actually uploaded a video admitting she has rape fantasies.

          She also posted a video (totally unrelated) pretending she finds beta men who ask permission all the time are sexy.

          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Look at how many feminists larp what they really want by going into the bdsm scene.

          [–]Docbear64 202 points203 points  (4 children)

          Grabbing a woman by the pussy has become my favorite phrases /actions the past few weeks because a woman can tell you Donald Trump is Hitler reincarnated and 10 seconds later if she's attracted to you then she'll let you do it and get wet when you do it or even express the thought of doing it. Mind you that was exactly what he was saying in the sound-bite.

          It is BY FAR the greatest litmus test of the difference between what they say and what they feel. Super satisfying when it leads to fucking too. This one's for you Donald.

          [–]WolfofAnarchy 58 points59 points  (0 children)

          Donald is what got me thinking about stopping being 'nice'. I then found TRP and have been improving my life ever since. Owe a lot to him and TRP.

          [–]d0lphinsex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

          I don't know how many women I've grabbed by the pussy when out clubbing. 60% of the time, it works every time.

          [–]2comment 43 points44 points  (0 children)

          About the only productive use of the subreddit in ppd history. Why was I not surprised it was a goth?

          [–]Yashugan00 39 points40 points  (3 children)

          What amazes me how you have these truly lost people, don't know who they are and collect an amalgamation of memes to create an alternative identity. Basically conforming to some alt-scene in order to 'fit in' all the while thinking they are edgy and alternative.

          And they look down on us! When most of us here are really are working hard to improve ourselves in meaningful ways

          [–][deleted] 37 points38 points  (7 children)

          Feminists are almost universally less attractive than other women, that is why they are feminists. It is like saying "you can't fire me because I quit" or pretending not to like someone who you know is out of your league. 95% of feminists are less attractive and slightly smarter than hot chicks, they are ignored by hot guys so they form this bullshit mental barrier around themselves then go hating on the world for not being loved for their mind. Helena Rubenstein once said: "there are no ugly women, just lazy ones". If an average looking woman goes to the gym, eats right and learns how to dress then she will no longer need feminism.

          Feminism is intellectual laziness whereas being fat is mental and physical laziness. What feminist need is their own version if the red pill. If I was going to tell them the bitter truth it would be quite similar to TRP as far as fitness and looks are concerned, just exchange "lift" with cardio, eat right and dress right. Another difference would be to tell them the opposite of what feminists say and that is to stop being a whore, act feminine and fulfil your birthright to have children with a decent man. Fucking feminists are women's worst enemies, they are the ugly girls at the back if the class who got ignored.

          EDIT: I should add that being an MRA is the male equivalent of being a feminist. These fat lazy fucks need to stop eating fried up carbs and candy and get healthy. Then they can fuck some women instead of hating on them.

          [–]rp_southsider 11 points12 points  (0 children)

          Get your girl to lift. Fucking a strong girl is one of life's great pleasures. Plus most of the other benefits apply to women as well - better mood, healthier lifestyle, less bitching about you being in the gym.

          [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

          There is a huge misconception about ugly girls being more intelligent, nope they are adapted to be ugly, using their brain is their only chance to get some attention. At this point I'm 100% sure, at the absance of strong guidance any attractive girl will become a bimbo as there is no need to improve their minds to get what they want thus we have wall splatters. I can't say much about where ugly women will end up though, there are many variatons for them.

          [–]lulalady 5 points6 points  (0 children)

          "Ugly" women (I say that with quotes because it's a vast spectrum) with personalities end up with husbands, more likely than not. People who have never been in a relationship, especially later and later in life, truly are a minority.

          [–]Senior Endorsed ContributorVasiliyZaitzev 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Feminists are almost universally less attractive than other women, that is why they are feminists.

          Feminism is primarily a trade union for fugly women, although sometimes hotties get caught up in the nets, too.

          [–]Senior Contributor: "The Court Jester"GayLubeOil 149 points150 points  (15 children)

          The Red Pill needs to have a meritius conduct medal and you deserve to be its first receipt for penetrating deep into hostile enemy territory.

          On a totally different note: Che Guevara was a race realist, belived indigenous peoples to be subhuman and executed homosexuals and transvestites.

          Any leftist who has his poster is a full blown tard. Careful not to accidentally father half tards.

          [–]sir_wankalot_here 41 points42 points  (0 children)

          On a totally different note: Che Guevara was a race realist, belived indigenous peoples to be subhuman and executed homosexuals and transvestites.

          Che Guevara was a fuckup similar to Trotsky, Castro wanted to get rid of him but went about it in a more intelligent manner. He sent the guy in idiotic missions until he got himself killed, then Castro made him a hero.

          Stalin preferred a more direct approach, just have someone drive an ice pick into Trotsky's head in Mexico city, then have everyone agree he never existed. Possibly Stalin had a darker sense of humor. In his old age, he would ask, what happened to _? The few people around him who had survived Stalin's purges would not know how to answer. Stalin had ___ purged. Stalin then would remark, the victim was a nice guy, maybe he made a mistake, mistakes happen then he would laugh. Again his synophants wouldn't know how to answer, so they would remain silent.

          Maybe Stalin liked to play games like mention events where Trotsky attended then ask people who they saw there. Ofcourse everyone would be terrified to mention they saw Trotsky there. The psychopathic version of Simon says, except if you lose, you end up re-educated or purged.

          [–]Woot_Ang 15 points16 points  (1 child)

          Any leftist who has his poster is a full blown tard. Careful not to accidentally father half tards.

          "Don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now."

          [–]2IVIaskerade 2 points3 points  (0 children)

          Just offer to fuck them like Castro fucked cuba.

          [–]Vietnom 14 points15 points  (6 children)

          That's a bit of a stretch on Che. I had never heard this before and checked it out. He def wrote a bunch of racist shit when he was younger, but I can't find anything on the gay thing. You're painting him as ideologically against gays and minorities, but that just isn't the case as far as I can tell.

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            [–]Occams_Stubble 4 points5 points  (1 child)

            No different from other countries except for the part where they gathered them in labor camps called 'UMAPs' for Military Units to Help Production and were used as slave labor. Otherwise, no different.

            [–]1Soarinc 2 points3 points  (1 child)

            Hey I'm curious too! What did you find on the subhuman/indigenous angle?

            [–]Vietnom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

            There's an annoyingly biased Politifact article that's easily googleable. But the facts are the facts.

            [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 142 points143 points  (14 children)

            Basically NGIFALT: No guys I fuck are like that. She cant drop that delusion without admitting she is just a regular bitch like the rest of them. Female brains are humorous. You keep telling yourself that honey.

            Random, but theres a couple fucking in their minivan two cars away from me as I type this. It's shaking like crazy haha.

            [–]anon2777 165 points166 points  (13 children)

            man the acronyms in this place are getting out of comtrol

            [–]nicksnice 131 points132 points  (0 children)

            Ah yes some good ole MTAITPAGOOC theory.

            [–]Senior Contributordr_warlock 34 points35 points  (6 children)

            That's not a real acronym, I made that up.

            [–]bowie747 41 points42 points  (4 children)

            Any acronym is a real acronym

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              [–]losectrl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Unless you watched fonejacker, where an initialism becomes an acronym https://youtu.be/EjH9cEoEup8

              [–]Gawernator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              It's kind of true though. Haha

              [–]1AfterC 9 points10 points  (2 children)

              there was one acronym in the post, and he defined it

              [–]PissedPajamas 29 points30 points  (2 children)

              TBP made a post in response to this post, and even sent a lacky here to sabotage your FR.

              Funny how TRP dedicates its posts to building successful and fulfilling relationships with men and women while TBP dedicates its posts to criticizing TRP. Like fuck off and live your own life lol

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              [–]KumonRoguing 30 points31 points  (0 children)

              My ex fiance was similarly into being treated like a piece of meat. Yet was a "super feminist" and Bernie supporter. Our entire relationship all her feminist friends said I was a pig and hated me. I managed to fuck three of them after. Ahhhh women.

              [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (4 children)

              I had that condom thing happen to me once. Care to enlighten me as to what was going on? I just ended up not fucking her at all.

              [–]antariusz 17 points18 points  (2 children)

              she wanted it raw, for whatever reason... dirtier, wanted to get preggers, just feels better... you're better off having not hit it.

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                [–]e4tshit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                On a side note, never believe a woman who says she is allergic to latex condoms

                Heard that one several times. Last time was four days ago. She also said she's regularly tested and on birth control. I should have won an award for my acting. My face said "o good to know" while in my head I was seeing a avalanche of red flags.

                I've only been talking to her for a week and she's laying the ground work to try and get me to raw dog yeah not gonna happen. She's the typical feminist, liberal, trendy and identifies as gay. She went out of her way to correct me when I called her bi. Fortunately for me she's much younger and dumber than I am so I see her bullshit from a mile away and swat her shit test into the ground lightning fast.

                [–]TheJedi_Lied 25 points26 points  (0 children)

                Ha your dicks in the public relations department

                [–]goldnhorde 46 points47 points  (2 children)

                yeah, this is just true.

                If you have a girl who is in the feminist thing that you get a hook into, definitely go down that road at least once.

                It's a weird time. First, if they want you , then they want you, and there is noth9ing they can do about it. so they hate you, for wanting you, and they also hate themselves for wanting you.

                You also probably hate yourself a little for wanting them too. I know I did. the hippie/piercings and such are not for me, but are so hot on some women. but I have a back and shoulders that are all ink, so it comes across

                and that's a lot of hate and attraction, which is going to make for some really hard banging. and while she DOESN'T want her hair pulled .... she wants her hair pulled ... and you really want to pull it.

                Then you start playing the "SAY IT!!!! SAY IT!!!!!" game just to make her say things .... it just goes off rail.

                just some really .. weird .. times. good times.

                [–]ShimShamWham 9 points10 points  (0 children)

                Then you start playing the "SAY IT!!!! SAY IT!!!!!" game just to make her say things .... it just goes off rail.

                Yeah. Attraction is weird and a lot of the time can't be explained. We're only here on earth for so long and sometimes it's okay to give into urges as long as you're sure it won't hurt you legally long term.

                [–]Praecipuus 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                and asked me "why I needed TRP if I'm so attractive"

                Isn't it funny, how they also say you don't need to lift because you're fit, you don't need to read because you're smart, you don't need to go out because you're already so social, and you don't need to work so hard because you have a good income?

                I think it's hilarious.

                [–]PedroIsWatching 17 points18 points  (1 child)

                My last FWB was kind of like this. Would go off an on with all this "strong independent womyn who don't need no man" crap, and I'd ignore it and act like a complete douchebag which would get her dripping.

                Women are fucking weird, man.

                [–]1Sir_Distic 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                Not really. Once you understand them it's laughable how simple they are. Emotional teenagers.

                [–]1KyfhoMyoba 17 points18 points  (2 children)

                flat saggy titties girls get when they don't wear bras their whole life.

                Probably more due to smoking and not taking enough vitamin C. Smoking is hell on collagen/connective tissue (lack of it creates wrinkles). A collagen molecule is a vitamin C molecule with a bunch of other stuff around it. Smoking creates massive amounts of free radicals - which is what vitamin C is mainly used to counteract.

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                  [–]LeftHookGary 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                  Wearing a bra is proven to weaken the muscles supporting breasts, but you cant go back to not wearing one you have to not wear one your whole life.

                  [–]offthebeatmeoff 113 points114 points  (10 children)

                  Bullshit. I don't believe any of this. PM me multiple nudes of yourself and dick pics to confirm the story, and one of the chick too I guess.

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                            [–]2IVIaskerade 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                            Frankly it looks like they got bored writing up halfway through, went "screw it, it'll do" and finished up. If they'd included loads of detail you'd be accusing them of writing it to get off.

                            [–]FreshTits 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                            Same. Pics or it didn't happen.

                            [–]AmericanHistoryAFBB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                            Damn bro, congrats. I hope this is real and not made up, but I'm inclined to believe you as regardless of what the feminists and blue pillers say, they are more inclined to fuck one of us than anyone because you know...they gotta be "empowered" and shit.

                            I kinda wanna do this sometime.

                            [–]Dustin_Bromain 13 points14 points  (0 children)

                            This is actually hilarious. I love it.

                            [–]Senior ContributorNightwingTRP 30 points31 points  (0 children)

                            This is fucking glorious. You have raised the bar in terms of sex for amusement. There is nothing more to add.

                            [–]mlgwarrior420 26 points27 points  (12 children)

                            After we smoke and listen to *tame impala*

                            I fucking love Tame Impala

                            [–]UndecidedThrownaway -1 points0 points  (9 children)

                            Its quite literally the most blue pill cuck music ever... But I would be lying if I didn't say "the less I know the better" is a fucking BANGER.

                            [–]mlgwarrior420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                            yeah i know it's BP cuck music, but i don't pay attention to that. I vibe out to it.

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                              [–]UndecidedThrownaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                              I enjoy finding RP music, but I'm too into alt-rock to throw out everything that doesn't account for RP theory... Mumford & Sons included XD

                              [–]WigglyCharlie 104 points105 points  (41 children)

                              Yes! It's true! It was me.

                              It was super nice of you to say I'm not fat, but let's call a spade a spade and a club a chub--I'm a Bloop, so that automatically makes me a landwhale. Not that I'm not in shape (round is a shape, right?). I also really appreciate that you left all the naughty little details out, but that's OK--as you know, we feminists are very proud of our adventurous sex lives, so I'm more than happy to fill in the blanks if you know what I mean AND I THINK YOU DO.

                              So, when he first knocked on my door I wasn't sure he was going to be able to fit his ego through it, even though it's been repeatedly enlarged by the Fire Department every time they come by to drag me to Starbucks on a tarp. But the house Held Frame, and after we got out the butter I usually use to grease myself up for the firemen, we were able to baste him up sufficiently and he popped in with a "pop."

                              I was a little nervous because it's been a long time since anybody went spelunking in my various cavities, so we smoked a little reefer using my cavernous bellybutton and a 2-liter of Slurm as a gravity bong. Then I gave him a Crazy Straw so he could do a bong-water body shot out of my navel crater, and as he was laboriously draining it he noticed my pets.

                              "Wow, look at all them gerbils," he smirked with Amused Mastery and Cocky/Funny.

                              "Oh no, those are my Rationalization Hamsters," I burbled coyly, using one hamhock hand to manipulate my eyelid into a wink (it doesn't work so well these days, ever since the stroke). This caused him to do a spit-take with the belly-button bong-Slurm, which came fizzing out with a "fizz."

                              "So those are a real thing, and not a metaphor for the general human tendency to rationalize things we don't want to deal with?" he smirked with Agree & Amplify and also Amused Mastery.

                              "Oh, they're very real," I replied hypergamously. "Wanna see?"

                              OP then stood up, grabbed both ankles, and sang "Tiptoe Through the Tulips" while I greased up his squeakhole with that butter I'd used to get my hips out the door and his ego in. I then gently introduced my pets (ASD and LMR) into his chocolate love-tunnel while he smirked with a shiteating grin and IDGAF attitude.

                              I knew he was approaching his climax when his rendition of "Tiptoe" eclipsed Tiny Tim's falsetto, climbing into a register usually only audible to dogs and, interestingly, obese blue-haired social justice warriors such as myself. He punctuated the end of the song with a mighty series of Slurm-scented farts, which bore my rationalization hamsters out of his ringmeat like tiny, furry grapeshot hurtling from his puckery shit-cannon. They flodded to the floor with a "flod."

                              "You killed my hamsters!" I wailed AWALT-ily.

                              "No I didn't," he smirked STEM-ily. And sure enough, as he licked them clean (which might explain how he got that particular grin), it turned out they were only stunned and a bit hypoxic due to their brief involuntary turn as Ben-Wa balls, but otherwise fine.

                              So that's my FR! AM AA HB DD AWALT!

                              [–]2comment 15 points16 points  (1 child)

                              I wasn't sure at first, but with the introduction of the love hamsters, I think you must have plagiarized this from my highschool english teacher, Mr Garrison. That bastard wouldn't shut up about his love life either.

                              [–]smirk_addict 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                              I'm assuming all your friends from the other subreddit came here to support you. That read like some try hard stupid shit Amy Schumer would write.

                              [–]logicalthinker1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                              lol damn that was committed.

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                                [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (30 children)

                                We know it already.

                                Op's post(idk if it is real, no proof atm) is showing that what we are teaching at TRP works, despite what TBP claim.

                                And what is more. It worked situation, despite that girl is hardcore TBP feminist and guy is - in her mind - part of racist, misogonistic, womenhating group of rapist(of course we are not, but that's how we are often showed).

                                Would she behave that submisivly to typical unmanly TBP? I don't think so.

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                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (28 children)

                                  Thought and knowing are two different things.

                                  What I said does not mean that that girls can't be attracted to unmanly TBP, it just means that there are low chances for that.

                                  When you look at relationships of people who have bdsm like sex. Usually men who dominate are a lot what TRP preaches, and men who get cuckolded are a lot what TBP preaches.

                                  Cool, show me 176,000 thousands post of different users with proof that they did actually raped women. Do you have that? No? Maybe half of that? Still no? Maybe 1 percent? Still no?

                                  If that's the case then, we are not rapist.

                                  Btw. Only case where I saw TBP showed post claiming that we believe that we should rape women actually said, that we shouldn't rape women. But that how it is when you don't read more than just a clickbait article.

                                  P.S List of stuff that TRP teaches: - Stoicism - Working out(Gym, Martial Arts, sometimes other sports) - Talking to girls - Working hard on your carrier - Dressing Well - NoFap + lowering using stuff that elevate dopamine levels(read about dopamine - interesting stuff)

                                  • Often dark triad characteristics that regardless from what you think work in more cases than not(Note: With that you need to have situational awarness and not having autism)

                                  That's the core of TRP, others stuff often taken out of context or posted by bitter guys in angry phrase(or trolls) are not

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                                    [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (26 children)

                                    1) Broken laptop, can't copypast, but google testosterone + misogyny and man with beards more likely to be sexist.

                                    Yeah, manly men are "misogonist", because testosterone make us more powerful, agressive and dominant. Estrogen on the other hand makes you submissive.

                                    Just curious. Do you believe that men with higher testosterone levels aren't statisticly more dominant?

                                    2)u/omlala one of the most upvoted users is actually black and people know that. There are lots and lots of post for men that are in minorities + every time I saw white nationalist(or mor likely trolls) come to are sub with there bullshit, they are heavily downvoted.

                                    And again just curious, as mixed man of jewish and spanish heritage against whom excatly am I racist?

                                    "Cool, show me 176,000 thousands post of different users with proof that they are racist. Do you have that? No? Maybe half of that? Still no? Maybe 1 percent? Still no? If that's the case then, we are not racist."

                                    Almost the same argument, but Changed rapist into racist.

                                    "Misogynistic and women-hating", you could probably find post like that. Of course it depends what you define as misogyny and hating women.

                                    3) Where did I ask for it? And how stating the fact to prevent from misunderstanding article is asking for a cookie?

                                    If you would actually did a research you would know that we are against "nice guy" mentality and supplicating to women in order to get cookie(sex, validation, relationship)

                                    To me it seems that you don't and you are reacting very emotionally and angrily. At least from what you have written so far.

                                    If that is the case start meditating and doing sport and you will be more happy and relaxed. Trust me it is truly great.

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                                    So much hamstering, my goodness.

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                                      [–]Horus_Krishna_2 2 points3 points  (10 children)

                                      a Valkyrie would be a red pill woman

                                      she would definitely not have any time for nice guy betas

                                      [–]iamneptuno 1 point2 points  (11 children)

                                      Just because you want to understand and fuck women doesn't mean you're not misogynist.

                                      Chill, girl. If they hated females, they would've been interested in how to kill them, instead of how to understand and fuck them. And I can give you an advice on how to deal with this shit if you want.

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                                        [–]RCMasculinity 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                        Way to go Chad. Proud of ya son. :)

                                        [–]GreasedLightning 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                        Every now and then I come back here and read something that reminds me of how goddamn real this shit is.

                                        [–]DrHolz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                        • What they say online/to their friends/to betas is completely different to what they do when a large penis is in their face

                                        Lol this post was very helpful and hilarious! Thanks bro

                                        [–]colordrops 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                        "Nah I'd prefer we fucked first blazing is always better post-nut" lol

                                        [–]-Petulance 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                        Holy shit that edit cracked me up.

                                        This post might actually be the best example of IDGAF attitude I have ever read.

                                        [–]purplecabbage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                                        What I like about this post is that it's dripping with IDGAF, all the way down to the grammar and spelling.

                                        [–]mattizie 8 points9 points  (0 children)

                                        Screenshots would make this actually believable. This sounds like a 4chan greentext.

                                        More power to you if it's true.

                                        [–]tallwheel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                        Even if this isn't real, this is a nice contrast to all the 'My date with a terper' threads on TBP. (At least this thread is claiming to have confirmed that the person in question actually used PPD and TBP. Most of the 'My date with a terper' threads provide no evidence that he actually used TRP other than 'He talked and acted like I would expect a terper to act.')

                                        [–]kanyewost 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                                        Inb4 the blue pillers off themselves

                                        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (3 children)

                                        So, is PPD a feminist run subreddit or are there just lots of feminists that browse and start shit?

                                        [–]anooblol 6 points7 points  (1 child)

                                        It's mainly just people shitting all over TRP. Whenever someone posts a positive post about TRP it's heavily downvoted. At least that's what I've seen from checking it out for a few days.

                                        [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                        Shit, thanks for telling me about this. Unsubscribing from them right away.

                                        [–]Horus_Krishna_2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                        I googled it and thought it was a post partum depression sub, it made sense too.

                                        [–]bigcitytruth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                        Good FR. The reason why these feminist goths respond so well to alpha tendencies is that they mostly hang around limp wristed, agreeable betas. When a virile, dominant man comes around, he stands out even more.

                                        [–]1empatheticapathetic 13 points14 points  (8 children)

                                        Why do you have a MAGA hat if you're not US based?

                                        Also when you went straight for the kiss and broke the fourth wall, I expected some to hear some ASD. Maybe your attractiveness negates this. But I imagine it'd be better to make it seem like a more natural escalation? That you never planned this in advance but it 'just happened'.

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                                          [–]tallwheel 8 points9 points  (1 child)

                                          You mean you can even grab them in the pussy?

                                          [–]1empatheticapathetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                          The moment he chose was clearly perfect, but the statement "Bullshit you know exactly what you were doing" irked me a little. If she had any LMR/ASD that would be the moment he would have triggered it. If he made it seem like his idea and said something like "I don't care" and kissed her, the idea that it was ever prearranged by her (or him) would have disappeared.

                                          [–]Fedor_Gavnyukov 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                                          many of my friends overseas love trump. you kidding me?

                                          [–]dzorro 7 points8 points  (1 child)

                                          so he can show these bitches just how much of a downright misogynist he really is

                                          [–]NaughtyFred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                                          Without censored snapchat/reddit post history screenshots as proof (something u/omlala backed his shit up with) I'm calling bullshit on this one.

                                          [–]uniquevoid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                          feminists seem to be fucked up in the head, couple of years ago I registered on penpals and started talking to a girl who lived in my homecountry and oh man, she had some daddy issues, was into bdsm, called me a misogynist but since IDGF she would send me pics

                                          [–]kaayfranc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                          Wow. Then again a large majority of people are stupid but women can be stupid and emotional. Which is why she probably likes being mistreated??? Or has never actually experienced a hard life... It could be that most women try to deny their existence as Stacys. Women are weird

                                          [–]spartan1337 2 points3 points  (1 child)

                                          Bet they won't make a post about this on TPB...

                                          [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                          This just goes to show that AWALT. They follow the PC approach and what they think society expects of a "proper" and "respectable woman," but really all of them want to be fucked like a whore, especially feminists.

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                                            [–]1PantsonFire1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            4 users messaged me over the next day and we swapped snaps. I demanded pics of them before I sent anything. 2 of them never replied. One was a fatty, I sent her a face pic and topless photo and she screenshotted them (probably to share in their super secret Blue Pill group chat) and then we stopped talking. The last was some hipster/alt chick who wasnt round and had a decent face, like a 5/6. I sent her the face/ab pic and she gives me a "wow" and then we don't talk for a while.

                                            HAHAHAHA TY-PI-CAL

                                            I fucking knew it, nothing but fatties and alt chicks over there. Old hags with cats.

                                            You see TRP is a collection of different peeps, some guys are unfortunate and others just got owned by some girl. Allot of good looking blokes lurk on this board because femcentric west fucked them over. We're here out of circumstance.

                                            All the bitches at TBP are time wasters, angry at life, really do look bad because if they weren't bad looking, they would never be on there. They'd be to busy playing their life on easy mode. But because they are lacking they are bitter and lurk on there.

                                            Guys over here are actually making a fucking difference and trying to achieve goals. And they try poking fun out of that. They project, thinking that we're just as sad and lacking in looks as they are. Basic human projection. They tell themselves they are unique snowflakes, but we're just sad closeted neck beards!

                                            And lo and behold, it turns out they are the suckers and we aren't. Big fat shocker, how could a message board solely based on complaining and mocking another board be full of degenerates? Someone explain this madness!

                                            EDIT: lol she mad I called her a 5 with saggy tits haha...

                                            I'm fucking laughing my ass off at this

                                            [–]obama_loves_nsa 7 points8 points  (4 children)

                                            I call bullshit. No way you 'knew' Trump would win. Maybe win Florida but not the Midwest like what happened

                                            If you really knew how he'd win... feel free to answer. I had given up on this country almost. Too many cucks and thirsty beta faggots and feminists

                                            [–]Slipperysnek22 15 points16 points  (0 children)

                                            That's the part you don't believe? Anyone who followed the election on T_D could have told you with confidence that Trump would win. Most of the polls had a declared bias, over sampling Dems by 10%+, despite running the most uncharismatic candidate in history. The most accurate poll in the past was the LA times and they had Trump in the lead. Furthermore, Hillary couldn't fill a highschool gym while Trump had overflowing stadiums. There's just no way in real life she could have been winning. It was all media spin, and likely a bunch of election fraud if the dem primary is any indication.

                                            [–]Fedor_Gavnyukov 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                            I had no doubt he'd win either. not even a shred of doubt. been saying it ever since he announced his candidacy.

                                            [–]mattizie 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                            I dunno mate. It was pretty clear from at least the size of the rallies.

                                            Either way, I "knew" enough to place a 250 bet on it ;)

                                            [–]TehJimmyy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                            loved reading it. I am waiting for more.

                                            [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                            This is the internet, though something to think about in IRL. Women aren't a fan of fucking men who blab about it to everyone, they treat their reputation as sacrosanct.

                                            Obviously you don't care, but one of the rules I found with having a FWB is to keep ones mouth shut about it, makes a girl comfortable enough to trust you for a second go.

                                            Funny FR though

                                            [–]_TheRP 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                                            The way you write is giving me a seizure.

                                            [–]Solistx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                                            This didn't happen. Look closely at the way the author writes the article. Its written in a condescending childish tone for some reason. This is some TBP fruitcake posing...

                                            And way to doxx yourself buddeh

                                            [–]RICCIedm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                            I recognize you as a bb.com/miscer too, heheh.

                                            Nice story. Seems honest. The middle was a little too long.

                                            It's always fun to get apparently unachiavable lays like this.

                                            [–]JoRocKStaR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                            Wetbreasts and Zyzz would be proud brah!

                                            [–]123_Meatsauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                            Lmao, this is epic and I believe you for some reason. Very nice.

                                            [–]MissNietzsche 1 point2 points  (3 children)

                                            This is why I can't deny TRP.

                                            [–]lulalady 10 points11 points  (10 children)

                                            What are the ideals that she is betraying exactly?

                                            She was a woman who enjoys casual sex, and she engaged in casual sex with you.

                                            [–]aanarchist 34 points35 points  (6 children)

                                            she was supposed to like nice guys who treat her like a human being, not dudes who read trp and treat her like a toilet.

                                            [–]Docbear64 10 points11 points  (2 children)

                                            That she wouldn't fuck one of the Losers from TRP . It's the common attack of this sub right ? So many detractors express that they dislike the concepts here because they are sexist, offensive, and untrue but then when a woman finds herself attracted to the very asshole that she believes inhabits this place and then goes on to believe that the guy in question isn't like that ( This Guy Isn't Like That) . I don't know if it's a betrayal of ideals but at the bare minimum it's a form of denial .

                                            [–]Rhythmic 3 points4 points  (1 child)

                                            So many detractors express that they dislike the concepts here because they are sexist, offensive, and untrue but then when a woman finds herself attracted to the very asshole that she believes inhabits this place and then goes on to believe that the guy in question isn't like that.

                                            Plot twist: the concepts of this sub were never 'sexist,' 'offensive,' or 'untrue', and she can recognize this when looking at a particular person. The actual hamster is about her failure to reconsider her opinion of the concepts.

                                            There's a biological reason for this failure: For millions of years, group belonging has been much more vital than adhering to some 'truth.' She'd never piss off her peers - no matter how mistaken they are.

                                            [–]FractalFactorial 2 points3 points  (2 children)

                                            Good job mate. I'd add not only do women like to be objectified, but so do men on occasion. People in general like to be objectified because it validates their value as objects. In all truth, the fact is that a person who's attractive as an object is someone who looks great. If you need to rely on your whole personality, and every other tool possible then you're not as physically attractive.

                                            Plus it simplifies things a hell of a lot. Cut to the chase and get laid.

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                                              [–]1Entropy-7[🍰] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                                              This is funny shit. Politically, socially and intellectually all the bloopers at PPD are pretty much lost causes. I can count on one hand the number of chicks and guys I have respect for even though I completely disagree with their world view.

                                              But gaming the girls and actually fucking one is a whole new set of weirdness.

                                              I tend to chase after apolitical girls.

                                              [–]Brewjo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                              but had those flat saggy titties girls get when they don't wear bras their whole life.

                                              Right, that's not how it works at all- tits can be saggy from the time they finish developing and if she's 'older' the tissues begin to stretch more.

                                              NSFW Dillion Harper NSFW is about as big and perky you can find in a young woman and even they will start to sag in a few years, bra or not.

                                              [–]Jc968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                                              The only redeeming part of this story is that you listened to Tame Impala. Girl probably made playlist as guy sounds like the type of dude who likes the sound of his own asshole.

                                              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                                              Sorry, I don't care about any of this except for the fact you seem to think girls tits get saggy if you don't wear a bra...that is not true.

                                              [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

                                              climbing to get a pump

                                              I stopped reading here, fucking kill yourself.

                                              [–]Toker95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

                                              Said pic of face% abs please

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