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Hey, guys, so I've been asking my girl [space] friends to set me up with their girl [space] friends. I even told them to tell them that I was looking for a girlfriend. [no space!]

So I read a popular post about mixing alpha and beta traits, so I intentionally looked down a lot, avoided eye contact, and tilted my head when I accidentally made eye contact to show my subservience. I also made sure to be really nice. I also paid for their drinks and supper. Took them out to a movie as well. Ensured them the whole time that we wouldn't have sex until the third date.

At first I didn't think this would work but every single girl said they enjoyed my company and they wanted to be friends! Friends that are girls! Girl [space] friends!

So, I guess my question is how long do I have to pretend to want to JBF before I can finally game them.

AF is a lie.

AF, it's a lie.


[–]syn1us67 points68 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Happy April Fools.

[–]trancedj43 points44 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Worked for me last night!!! I have new girl friends!!!

Beta fucks!

[–]Josh_Dz68 points69 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

I can’t tell, is this satire?

[–]TooHoly999[S] 164 points165 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

AF, it's a lie

April Foolz nigga.

[–]Josh_Dz35 points36 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh damn that’s actually funny asf you had me for a second

[–]Brain_Beam3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Oooo motherfucker you had me. I was cringing so hard!!

[–]123undeuxtrois1236 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOLOLOLOLOLOLO!!!!

[–]Bear-With-Bit2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Fkn smartest dude on asktrp

[–]Zanford2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes. For some reason April Fool's on Reddit this year is like amateur open mike night with everyone doing their own 'backwards' post

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

true, you can’t.

[–]WhorehouseVet11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

April foolz bud, you got me raging for a second there.

[–]IncognitoMaster919 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Well played.

[–]MrGoodStuff056 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

8/10

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

fuck april 1st

[–]Werewolf35b10 points11 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Funny thing is. If op was fit ahndsome and loaded, all that behavior would be 'Soooo ADORABLE!!' And yes, it'd get him some pussy.

[–]cl35379 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

If the guy was handsome and loaded that behavior would hurt his chances but his chances would already be high.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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