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Do you like black girls? do you like tall girls? do you like petite girls? (self.asktrp)

submitted by CarlyBBb

I went out a few days in a row last week and was hitting on black chicks hard. I wasn't sure if these where shit tests or comfort tests?

One black girl in particular was smoking hot, skinny and spoke good english. I say hi to her on the street and get her name right before shes going into a bar. Then an hour later I run into her again. I'm chat with her for about 30 minutes. We're vibing hard, shes laughing, slapping my arm, I'm kinoing her, arm around her on an off, a little girlfriend roleplay.

She throws out "all these black are mean mugging me since I've been talking to you." I say "I know how we can make more jealous" with a flirty vibe and she likes it. Then she asks "do you like black girls?" I say "I like all kinds of girls, its about the connection." She says "do you like petite girls?" I ask , "are you petite?" she was and had a killer body. She gets a little reactive "yea I am!".

Anyways, are these shit tests or comfort tests? What are good responses after you've hooked a girl and she throws these out? If it was early in the set I'd probably disqualify and say no I like short Asians or something.


[–]chachaChad279 points280 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Shit tests are about you. Comfort tests are about her.

[–]Ricklogical 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I wish I could upvote this twice. Why the fuck is this on the bottom?

This is the answer. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I wish I could upvote this twice

i got in there and did it for ya

[–]Docbear643 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

short and sweet , great way to frame it.

[–]3chazthundergut78 points79 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You're overthinking it.

What she's doing is called flirting

Keep it up dude.

[–]X--Man23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Seems like comfort tests to me. You answered fine IMO.

So, did you fuck her or not?

[–]daxxipro6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I date a lot of black girls and it's funny how every one says something similiar of referring to black guys jealousy. It's flirting man.

[–]clint_bronson4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

black chicks that are into white dudes are something else...i once fucked this black chick the things she said about black dudes, she could be a speechwriter for the klansmen.

[–]disgruntledearthling4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Depending of their cultural context, black girls white diss black guys for being too aggressive and non-caring (too alpha perhaps). Black girls I've dated fall in the range of preferring white guys exclusively to having never dated a white guys. Results non conclusive, experiment will continue

edit: typo

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Am I the only one that thinks black girls have a better sense of humor than white girls?

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez7 points8 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

The ones that are into white dudes tend to be more mellow but some take themselves way too serious or think they're beyonce. They are different and fun though. If you want something unpredictable try some black chicks.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

I'd definitely like to. I'm from michigan, so there's plenty

[–]wkndatbernardus0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Ha, down in the D that's true. In Royal Oak, not so much.

[–]damaged_goods4200 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Squad up

[–]XT3M3-1 points0 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

I can second the Beyonce, princess mindset. most of the black girls I ran into/plated tend to act like spoiled brats which I shut down immediately. idk who allows you to do this , but I'm not him.

in my experience white girls have been more laid back but tgen again I'm black

[–]McDrMuffinMan2 points3 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

That's interesting, I wonder if ethnicity has a different impact on how people act in a sexual manner... You and the other guy said almost the opposite thing, anecdotes or a trend.... Hmmm

[–]1DubbleFUPAwitCheez1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You hit the nail on the head, the kinds of chicks that cross racial lines are a type and they behave in a different way.

[–]xNightly4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Depends on the type. 80 percent of them here in London have the most obnoxious humour.

[–]RedSkeller11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Black girls are the shit. Usually dope/chill and fine like white wine. She was just comfort testing, any time you get a preference question just say 'No, but I could make an exception'.

[–]PhantomNishobrah4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

DEAR DIARY

[–]TRP_TEX 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

spoke good english

lol. spoke english well*

[–]Endorsed Contributorleftajar44 points45 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Actually "spoke good english" is grammatically correct.

In this case, "good" is an adjective modifying the noun, "english." Similar to, "her English was good."

You're suggesting different grammar, "spoke english well," with "well" being an adverb modifying the verb, "spoke." So they're both correct.

[–]redbarone4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Spoke English well" is to say concisely that the standard or level of English that was spoken was "well", as in "well done".

"Spoke good English" is to say nothing of the level of English but just that it was good in general. Like an apple is good if it is edible, it can still be in varying states of decay.

So, while the grammar is correct, the conveyance of meaning is distorted.

[–]MaliciousMack0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

The more you know

[–]deville05-5 points-4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Underated comment of the day

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shout out to the black girl I banged in Miami... OMG I have no words to describe that woman. Too bad there's no black girls here!

[–]Wrath_of_Trump1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

She was qualifying herself, close the deal and be done with it.

[–]ZogJhones2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

So long they're not fat or feminists, yes.

[–]XT3M31 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

as a black guy who dates both white and black girls, for some odd reason they feel like everyone hates them compared to other races, ( watch how a black women reacts when a black guy walks by with a white girl) it's almost the equalivent of the redneck white guy watching a white girl with a black guy.

these are comfort test. implying you are outside the race , they are used to guys only wanting them to fulfill a fetish or a notch on a belt. this is to make her feel better. a shit test would come out alot harsher in my experience.

[–]pridebrah0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Honest question regarding a stereotype (I've never dated a black chick): do they talk back / give as much shit as black guys claim?

[–]MaliciousMack6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

A little more common to see talk back, but only against men who don't act on level.

As long as you are actually worth their time, you'll be alright. Kick her to the curb if she's a problem.

Source: Black man

[–]kebabfrites680 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just lol

[–]AtlasCuckd0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Grab your left nut, make your right one jealous 

Black girls, white girls, skinny girls, fat girls Tall girls, small girls, I'm calling all girls

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

no yes yes

[–]Bedtimeshine-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes yes and yes

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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