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Wrong panties (self.asktrp)

submitted by swimminginblue

Stupid but hilarious, oh well

New girl left her panties at my place after fucking

This morning I see one on the floor in my room and snap her a picture saying “ I found it “

She snaps me back “ that one is not mine”. Haven’t replied yet

I look around more and yes, this was a regular plates panties that usually has a habit of leaving her bra also.

Well fuck, how should I react to this ? I was looking to add this new girl as a plate but does this change the dynamics

Thanks


[–]TRP VanguardWhisper276 points277 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

You did brilliantly.

Now ask her what hers looked like.

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat71 points72 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL. I'm definitely taking note of OP's awesome involuntary trick and that awesome come-back for my personal use.

[–]DiggerClam154 points155 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Back in the lost & found basket for these then

[–]SemenMoustache25 points26 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahaha. You guys are quality sometimes

[–]Borsao66101 points102 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Oh... You want these too then?

[–]dotwav2mpfree26 points27 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmfao

[–]kendallb18380 points81 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It's not what you say from here, it's your attitude that matters. Dont apologize or appear apologetic. Own it and make it a joke.

[–]88Will88 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I fail to see a problem here. Your SMV just jumped 2 points in her opinion.

[–]ppanthero10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Thats the right answer.

[–]curbsidelawyer94 points95 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

lol.

never let a bitch leave anything at your house my guy...it starts with bras & panties bt usually ends with clothes & shoes.

then before you know it, she’s moving in !

[–]boy_named_su35 points36 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

this is known as the "Costanza Leave-Behind":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDjt9DRPhCI

[–]curbsidelawyer6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

LOL !

[–]RedPilledRoaster22 points23 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Actually I’m fine with it personally... easy indicator of abundance

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat32 points33 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

There are a couple of bobby pins on my bedside table, left there by a girl a long while ago. I keep them there permanently. Absolutely vital accessories, subtly but quite clearly communicating preselection, abundance, and my complete disinterest in commitment.

[–]infamous32385 points6 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Brilliant. What do you say when girls point them out?

[–]Endorsed ContributorAuvergnat5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Not one ever did

[–]curbsidelawyer10 points11 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

i personally feel like “abundance” is simply knowing rather than showing.

it’s akin to telling everyone that you’re an Alpha as oppose to showing that you’re one.

[–]RedPilledRoaster12 points13 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You completely misinterpreted the point of my comment.

[–]curbsidelawyer4 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

perhaps i did.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev76 points77 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?

Threesome.

[–]Lyxeka11 points12 points  (6 children) | Copy Link

you and your threesomes smh

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev9 points10 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

Dudes have to learn to think outside of the box....

[–]Senior ContributorMentORPHEUS9 points10 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

...and think their way inside of two.

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Or more.

[–]Lyxeka1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Vasiliy, tell me from your experience, is it possible to seduce two girls at once on the first meeting? say youre flirting with two different girls, suggest they both come over two your place, kino both of them like you do this kind of thing every night, bam. I'm seriously considering trying this after I move into this nice place im looking at right now, got any advice?

[–]Senior EndorsedVasiliyZaitzev3 points4 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Possible? Yes, but....

They have to both be bi or bi-curious, you have to normalize it for them and you have to catch them at the right time. Isolate, get some booze in them (like the "enough to loosen them up" amount, not a "rapey" amount), get them talking about their fantasies, and if they are both bi or bi-curious get them kissing each other. Have a bottle of wine together and then play "spin the bottle" with just the three of you. Be creative.

[–]Lyxeka1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

brilliant! thank you

[–]MagnumBurrito22 points23 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Accidental alpha

[–]ATrashMan1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

underrated

[–]Endorsed ContributorMetalgear22220 points21 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Unintentionally tried to return the wrong pair of panties to a plate once, she feigned being pissed about it then proceeded to give me a mind-blowing blow job. They're so damn competitive.

[–]XT3M319 points20 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

she now loves you....

you fucked up kid...

nah but seriously she more turned on now that she knows there's other girls. play that how you want.

[–]aaaGreg39 points40 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Living the dream 👌

[–]nummas11 points12 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha, Gold. Done something similar with a bra I found in my room once. Think nothing of it. Laugh it off. You are not exclusive so you have nothing to apologise for.

[–]look_good8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

act as if it never happened. if she ever brings it up, game her, have fun w it. doesn't really matter what u say, just don't let it get serious.

[–]dongpal8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

lmao you accidentally showed abundance

[–]bruiser186 points7 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

How can a girl leave without wearing underwear lol wtf

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shush now this definitely happened

[–]infamous32380 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah this was my thought. I’ve never had a girl “forget” her panties. They’ve left plenty of earrings, bracelets and other trinkets, but never panties.

[–]ppanthero4 points5 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Will make this new girl even more attracted to you. Just be playful and joke about it. Like the “lost and found“ comment.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

Oh god I have made this same mistake a few times before. Don't acknowledge it any further. Just carry on like nothing happened.

[–]swimminginblue[S] 5 points6 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

How did it turn out ?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

It was never an issue. One time the more brazen girls made a joke about it that went something along the lines of how she knows she can't act up or try to make me jealous because I'll just replace her with one of the bitches swarming around my place. I don't remember exactly how she put it, but it was funny af.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I gotta do this

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You're on fire, don't sweat it... the only mistake you made was squandering your time second-guessing yourself with this post. It may be worth considering, however, that there has never been a bitch born who ever 'accidentally' left her gear anywhere... sometimes this is a basic shit-test, sometimes it is merely base territoriality. Regardless, in the unlikely event that she turfs you for your 'sins', this is exactly the kind of shit that makes her friends want to fuck you. Victory.

[–]VickVaseline3 points4 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You should be giving advice here, not asking for it lol

[–]Bruchibre9 points10 points  (18 children) | Copy Link

Well fuck, how should I react to this ?

Looks like you've scored some points to the plate game :)

Just laugh it out, "Oooops sorry" should do the job

[–]seiretnemeS21 points22 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

sorry

Never say this fucking word unless you've seriously shit the bed.

[–]3d_truth 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I don't apologise for shitting my bed. If I can't take a shit in my own bed then what's the fucking point to all of this?

[–]Bruchibre 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I know big manly man you never apologize to anyone, but preceded by a sarcastic Oooops you wouldn't compromise your integrity too much

[–]seiretnemeS2 points3 points  (11 children) | Copy Link

Don't back pedal. An "oops" isn't what your original comment stated, nor was using sarcasm.

Keep apologizing, especially over text and report back on how well you're doing with women.

[–]Bruchibre 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm not back pedaling and if you can't read sarcasm between the lines it's your problem, I didn't edit my comment. I'm doing very well with women don't worry.

[–]seiretnemeS 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

You are, but it's OK, you don't have to explain yourself to me. I already know what you're about and I've never even met you.

I'm doing very well with women

"I-I do OK for myself"

Look, you don't have to validate yourself to me either, it's not me you're fooling. Don't ever fall into self delusion. That's a quote.

[–]Bruchibre 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Yes big boy you are the ultimate alpha here and read into me like into an open book. I'm apologizing by text to you right now for wasting your precious time and failing to validating myself to you manly man.

You manage to convince yourself that you are the shit over here and I'm glad I helped, you're welcome smartass, I see it makes your dick hard.

Ooops besides that I didn't edit my comment and you are a looser. I fooled you.

[–]seiretnemeS 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

Are you biting the hand that's feeding you?

[–]Bruchibre 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

I'm biting the hand that's wanking my cock :)

[–]seiretnemeS 1 points1 points [recovered] | Copy Link

You sound hurt.

[–]ppanthero-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

There is a difference between “ooooops, sorry... 😏“ and “i am so sorry, please forgive me 😞“.

[–]zboo1h0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Don't react to it. It isn't important at all. Just let it roll off you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Did this but with a couple black dresses left at my house. Well done.

[–]Peter_B_Long0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

"Sorry I think those are your mom's"

"Sorry I think those are your grandma's"

"My bad I think those are my wife's"

"My bad I think those are my husband's"

"Nevermind, I forgot that I wore these last night"

I always give my guests a hard time when they leave something, accidental or not. I had a girl leave a hair clip in my room and I sent her a picture saying, "Is this your way of getting invited over again?

This past Saturday my guest said that she couldn't find her ring (not wedding lol) and she was certain that she brought it when she came over. I busted her balls and said very sarcastically, "okaaaay. You just happened to lose your ring. I'm pretty sure you planted it somewhere for the next girl to see it"

[–]Ocdriddenman-1 points0 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Why would any female leave her underwear behind? Do people really forget to put on their underwear after a night of sex? I've never forgotten to put on my underwear. Seems a bit of a story this one

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I've had it happen quite a few times. One even bothered to take them off while using (or pretending to use) the toilet and then carefully buried them in my laundry basket.

They do it to either mark their territory or have an excuse to come back.

[–]FwoGiZ-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Shit like that happens to me all the time... I'll can't for the life of me remember which movie I watched with who so it gets awkward haha
Earrings is a big one... actually happened last weekend.. then same girl left her freaking sandals yesterday.

The funniest is I'm big on blondes and have blonde's shampoo in my shower and always joke about it haha

[–]waynebradysworld-1 points0 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

"oopsie"

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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