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I stuck my dick in a crazy, clingy girl. How to save my ass? (self.asktrp)

submitted by ALPHAapprentice

Long story short, I met this girl on Tinder and she agreed to come to my place where we had sex. Right away, she made sexual moves on me which led to the act. After we were done, we were lying in bed and she was showing me pictures on her phone. Turns out, this chick fucking screenshot and saved all of my Tinder profile pictures onto her device and she already told her family and friends about me and told me about us going on long adventures together and is making legitimate plans. To add fuel to the fire, she literally drove two hours from her hometown to my city just to see me and all of this happened in less than 72 hours. The cherry on top? She initially did not want to use a condom until I stopped her and put it on myself...

How do I ghost her to avoid legal trouble?


[–]MRUNPLUGGED 1 points [recovered]  (56 children) | Copy Link

Go hardcore beta on her and make her lose interest FAST, she sounds crazy and she knows your address, cutting contact/ghosting can turn out bad

[–]IrrelevantRaptor115 points116 points  (23 children) | Copy Link

Yes be as beta as possible dude. Like read sidebar and do the exact opposite, fail every shit test, call and text her every 30 mins.

[–]igotreasons 1 points [recovered]  (20 children) | Copy Link

What could possibly go wrong.

[–]VolatileEnemy66 points67 points  (14 children) | Copy Link

Easiest way out: Just cry... cry a lot. Act like having sex made you a girly man that sleeps a lot and mopes around all day, you don't take her out anywhere, and be as boring as possible, be clingy and desperate, talk about how you're not worthy of her, talk about only the things she gets bored out of her mind about. If you're not having to go to work: stop taking showers, keep your hair a mess, wear bad clothes, burp/fart a lot, talk about financial woes.

Done deal.

[–]Lyxeka13 points14 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

what if she takes this as a greenflag and sticks around? 😂😂😂

[–]clausternn29 points30 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Move to singapore

[–]VolatileEnemy4 points5 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

If you do all that and she still sticks by you, maybe she's not crazy. Maybe you're crazy for not keeping a crazily devoted girl who is obsessed with you enough to defend you in your worst moments and you provide minimal effort and get nothing but pleasure back.

The whole point of my tactic is that you are become the WORST version of yourself. And if someone loves the worst version of yourself, then ... maybe she's worth your best version of yourself.

If you're only dumping her because she's got certain neurotic behavior that you've deemed crazy, then that isn't compassion at all.

Every crazy and dangerous girl I know, has absolutely ran away after I became the worst version of myself (although some were in love and tried very hard to stalk for a bit because they were obsessed with keeping me but even those particular ones gave up after a while and you can tell there was something seriously wrong with them).

[–]Lyxeka2 points3 points  (7 children) | Copy Link

no. youre insane. stfu. crazy girls like that arent there for you, theyre there for themselves. she will fuck up your life, not add to it.

[–]VolatileEnemy1 point2 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Stop being a petulant child. Crazy is a subjective definition. Not everyone is there only for themselves. You cannot predict anyone so easily.

[–]Lyxeka1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

cant i? you seem to be predicting me with the same ease you claim im predicting them

[–]VolatileEnemy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Everyone perceives everyone differently. Some girl being crazy is subjective. If they are acting in a way where they respect you for who you are in your worst form, then they probably aren't that crazy.

[–]pcps4 1 points [recovered]  (3 children) | Copy Link

no. youre insane. stfu. crazy girls like that arent there for you, theyre there for themselves. she will fuck up your life, not add to it.

oh.. :D LOL.. sooo.. normal (non-crazy) girls are here FOR YOU.. right? :D lol..

read sidebar.. EVERYONE is in the relationship FOR THEM SELF only... .)

[–]Lyxeka0 points1 point  (2 children) | Copy Link

direct self interest vs. indirect self interest. if i got a girl fucking me, cooking for me, adding value to my life, thats indirect self interest because adding value to me adds value to her because she is associated with me. direct self interest is where she takes from your life to add to hers, which crazy girls tend to do. know the difference

[–]pcps4 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

that's better explanation - makes sense...

[–]Blud_swit_tirs2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Another thing,make this kind of behavior something that her family and friends see,and become good friends with the more rational ones,this is just in case she doesn't lose interest so you have good,rational people who've got your back in case she starts spreading lies n shit when you decide to break up with her

[–]dreadfrog2 points3 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

But will this be enough? She might embark on a holy mission to Fix A Poor Broken Sick Puppy (aka maternal instinct overdrive), and then you're in even deeper shit.

Why don't you introduce her to some other dude (preferably someone who screwed you over in the past and/or you owe him money)!

[–]VolatileEnemy0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

At that point nothing is enough. I wouldn't worry about it.

If she's still sticking by you no matter what, then maybe she isn't crazy... Maybe she's just crazy devoted and you should keep her.

[–]IrrelevantRaptor22 points23 points  (4 children) | Copy Link

Well she could like it I guess, but I have never met a girl that liked that. Either way he has nothing to lose with this method.

[–]TrenGod371 point2 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

False he has a lot to lose with this. How about ignoring her? Like a normal person would

[–]Incubusinquestion 1 points [recovered]  (2 children) | Copy Link

rape charge

[–]TrenGod370 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Not if he’s not a dumbass. I’ve been with hundreds of women. I end up ignoring most of them. Never even was threatening with anything like that

[–]Andorli2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Make her regret sleeping with OP and claim rape... Great idea.

[–][deleted] 45 points46 points  (17 children) | Copy Link

The thing is, this girl is in her early 30s and is now desperate for her Beta Bucks. Should I still go this route?

[–]pehsxten55 points56 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

Try doing unattractive stuff. Fart in front of her, watch an anime series with her, cry about something.

[–]AmatureProgrammer27 points28 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

OP should just go full-blown neckbeard. Get a fedora, wifu pillow, kantana, amd call her Milady.

[–]BusterVadge22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah you gotta do all this, pick your nose too and make it seem offensive that people think it's weird.

[–]salezman1210 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I recommend "Yosuga no Sora"

[–]11-Eleven-118 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Cry while you watch an anime and let out a fart mid sob.

[–]Pooddit35 points36 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Take some lessons from my beta self. I told a girl I came in her but only a little. I told her while she was showering after sex that if she gets pregnant to kill that thing, and that she'd need to take that day after pill that apparently makes women feel like shit. Then I called the cum a dollop... a dollop of daisy. She washed her face with my butt rag, and I told her afterward. Another time, I belched in her face during sex. I kissed her ears, which is really annoying apparently. When she didn't talk to me for a whole day, I would pester her with a thousand texts. I eventually just started talking to myself... through texts to her number. I was going to take her to dinner but didn't want to pay 25$ a plate so I took her to golden corral, it was a packed with screaming kids. I told her trannies kept offering to suck my dick on POF which was true. Do these things.

[–]Retstortion6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Savage

[–]BostonPillParty1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is fucking gold

[–]Andorli16 points17 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Dude please don't take these comments seriously. You will only make things worse by further interacting with her.

1) First and foremost document everything and have a written proof of consensual sex.

2) Create a "its not you its me moment", give her some reason that her hamster can eat up and be satisfied. "I have cancer, my parents died I have to go back home, I am battling alcoholism and drug addiction and my dog died and I got fired and now I will work in Mc Donald's for food." Anything that will paint the picture of its not you its me.

3) Slowly ghost her. If she initiates contact, reply to her but always talk about how many problems you have etc.

She will lose interest and move on. But whatever you do, don't go full beta because that shit will backfire.

[–]clausternn5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah, I agree with those other comments. If you break up with her without first killing attraction, there's a high risk she'll turn into a crazy stalker.

There's a much greater backfiring chance if you break up without killing attraction (like you suggest) than if you try to kill attraction by being a huge beta.

I do agree with documenting proof of consent though.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is probably the best approach and advice I have seen so far, kill attraction first before the breakup. It validates her decision to sleep with him, but also opens the door for her attachment to stick somewhere else without much risk. OP do this. Full ghost and full beta are risky af.

[–]IrrelevantRaptor10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Beta bucks, dude make her pay for dinner and tell her you get paid minimum wage.

[–]TrenGod371 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

No. You shouldn’t. This is a stupid route

[–]bluechipmonk25 points26 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

LMAO this is actually a great idea and good way to see if being beta is really a thing

[–]I_am_Jax_account9 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I know it's true but I can't believe this doesn't make other people crack up also. It's freakin hilarious.

[–]kylerosa217 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This is super advice actually. I’m going to save this comment just in case i ever end up in this situation.

Much thanks dude

[–]TrenGod374 points5 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

How the fuck is this the top comment. Don’t do this. This is a sketchy as fuck way to try to end things. And can sometimes back fire if she’s searching for B.B.

Just fucking hard next her. That’s it. Wow

[–]clausternn1 point2 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Even if she's searching for BB, she's still searching for a man. Things like financial struggle, insecurity, crying are always unattractive for any man.

[–]TrenGod370 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

It doesn’t matter that’s not fixing what he’s trying to do. Just ignore her. Don’t go full beta

[–]GraveRaven-1 points0 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

From experience in this situation, that's how you end up with a stalker and a rape accusation. You have to make ending it seem like it's her idea/what she wants.

[–]TrenGod370 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Like I said to the other dude you guys must be ugly as hell or doing something crazy then. I been with hundreds of women an never had that happen. And I always leave them and usually ignore. Or just plate them till they drop

[–]GraveRaven0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I think I just got unlucky. This chick was textbook NPD and that never shows itself at the start. I'd been plating her for around two months before the real her started to show. I hard nexted and it made something in her mind snap. She become full psycho stalker with all the extras.

I'm digressing, but the point is sometimes there is no way of knowing what you've gotten into until it's too late and that's just bad luck.

[–]Concernedblue 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah and tell about your financial struggle too

[–]BostonPillParty0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Jesus Christ that is brilliant

[–]PresidentTingles0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Just be careful NOT to go full beta. Never go full beta.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

you need to out-crazy her. Next time you invite her over, have dogshit in your hand and a whip.

[–]salezman1245 points46 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Plot twist: Shes into it.

[–]EseJandro1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I like this idea. Not because I think it will work, just because I want to see it play out.

[–][deleted] 44 points45 points  (3 children) | Copy Link

document your side and keep it in your records then flat ghost.

[–]babybopp17 points18 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

Op i hope you flushed the condom. Always flush condoms, never throw them in the trash...

Watch movie Crush with Alicia Silverstone.

If she kept it, you are in a whole world of hurt. Taper ghosting would work better. Taper it down for like two weeks then ghost her slowly. If she is butthurt things could get messy.

[–]DavoAmazo 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Explain the flush.

Is it why I think it is? Is that even possible?

[–]babybopp1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Your DNA if a girl needed to say you raped her, she could go smear it on herself and when they swab her it is u. The movie crush is based on a girl that did this after being ghosted

[–]RedLegendx23 points24 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Do the same thing she did, screenshot and evidence and ghost her. Good luck.

[–]Gawernator10 points11 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Become a neckbeard and send her weird anime memes 24/7 and cry randomly

[–]EseJandro1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Done.

[–]BlackFire6831 points32 points  (13 children) | Copy Link

When you get your junk caught in a sausage grinder, you do two things quickly. First, you stop turning and second, you get your junk out of the grinder.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points  (10 children) | Copy Link

Your comma placement fucked me up hard and long.

[–]BlackFire686 points7 points  (9 children) | Copy Link

Didn’t mean to cause existential grammar or punctuation pain.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (8 children) | Copy Link

It's fine. I tried reading your post while hitting whippits, so that is probably a factor in my initial struggle.

[–]ForYourSorrows 1 points [recovered]  (6 children) | Copy Link

Oh I miss those

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

I don't use whippits, but I just got my annual blood test results back. The best way to describe them is that I immediately went and bought 140 dollars worth of whippits.

[–]ForYourSorrows 1 points [recovered]  (4 children) | Copy Link

What in the fuck lmao

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (3 children) | Copy Link

I'm meeting with a nutritionist on Monday.

[–]Psilotheos 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

Honest question.. why did you buy all those whippits? Theyll only deplete the vitamin b in ur blood

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I just tested for high vitamin B-6 in my fasting blood.

[–]matt6750 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh? Lol

[–]BlackFire680 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Hehhh, likely, yes

[–]ArabSigma0 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Third, reconsider the life choices that led to the junk being caught in a sausage grinder

[–]BlackFire680 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

indeed, but that's often just too much to ask

[–]Xman01429 points10 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Taper ghost. Keep her on a string for about a week, then block and hard ghost.

[–]MOSFETBJT7 points8 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tell her that you caught an std.

[–]Retstortion22 points23 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Document consensual sex. BLOCK. Tell her you are not interested

[–]tenXten6 points7 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Stage 5 clinger, huh? Tread lightly, but yes, document everything. One of my classic "go to" moves is when she's trying to meet up again, I lie and say that my ex and I are giving things another try. Women tend to not want to deal with your history. Has worked 100% of the time for me.

[–]calm_boy5 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Marry her! She's the one.

[–]falecf45 points6 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

I hate when the default comment in these situations is to go "full beta", you know beta extreme. If the girl is that crazy, then the beta thing likely won't work.

[–]shango1302 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Make sure all communications are documented then be hard be honest and cut her off. Don't fuck around make cold cut and block her on all social media and diactivate all social media accounts for a few weeks. I've been in your situation before do not fuck around.

[–]Abnull2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tell her a sob story about how some girl broke your poor little heart. Now you can't date anyone for longer than a week without becoming majorly depressed because of said girl. For the sake of your job and mental health, you can't date girls for any length of time.

[–]TheStumblingWolf7 points8 points  (2 children) | Copy Link

You need a new address asap 😝

[–]julius42 1 points [recovered]  (1 child) | Copy Link

😳

[–]Yozki1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

👀

[–]RylanBlackwood2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Go 100% push mode and hope she cheats on you.

[–]Casd124 points5 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

Be a hardcore racist

[–]EseJandro2 points3 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

What if she's into that?

[–]gman9921 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Tell her, you'll call!

[–]earthmother921 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Be completely unattractive to her.

Beta moves, weak frame, cling on to her. Make her feel like she needs to support you and not the opposite way. Destroy her dream of you being prince charming.

On the other side document everything she sends, keep copies, avoid meeting her with you friends/family to make sure there are not too much possible connections between you too. And also dont ghost her all of a sudden. She might transform into BPD witch. Which might destroy your life. So lead up to it..

[–]civilizedfrog1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

You should cried at that moment when she showed the screenshot. When she asks why, just give her some blue pilled shit about how no girl has ever done this with you.

Tears from a man will kill any trace of relationship

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

This not normal. Red flags in my book for mental illness. This is why I've stopped one night stands.

Edit : I ended up going to the police when things escalated with a woman like this. I believe she had a personality disorder.

[–]stylesm110 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

For the love of god don't let her anywhere near your used condoms

[–]Zhigaag1 point2 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Agreed!! She was CLEARLY fertile and trying to get pregnant. Next, she'll be pregnant by someone else and say it's yours.

[–]htowntrav0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

Straight brutal ghost

[–]Rrol0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I feel your pain man

[–]bluechipmonk0 points1 point  (6 children) | Copy Link

Is she not good looking? Why not keep her as a plate? Just tell her to give your own space otherwise it's not gonna work out.

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points  (5 children) | Copy Link

She is pretty ugly tbh. I only did this to end a two-year dry spell. I regret every single moment of this and I washed my sheets right after.

[–]magx0136 points37 points  (1 child) | Copy Link

I washed my sheets right after.

But you can never wash your soul.

[–]Gainznsuch8 points9 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Lmao

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children) | Copy Link

Holy shit b 😂

[–]Senior Endorseddr_warlock0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

I knew it just by reading it. No hot girl does this on the first meet. Always have standards. Average bitch worse than nothing.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

You can't.

[–]580210 points1 point  (1 child) | Copy Link

Tell her she's moving way too fast and that you don't want a part of that.

[–]EseJandro0 points1 point  (0 children) | Copy Link

No that's too rational and normal, he should take a shit on her porch.

You can kill a man, but you can't kill an idea.

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